Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 4: Brighten the Armory

By Goomba

Luigi and Waluigi walk into a room with a bunch of suits of armor.

Luigi: Wow, armor!

Waluigi: Well, it's about time we got some defense!

Waluigi runs up to a suit of armor and tries to get into it, but a Blue Twirler kicks him out!

Blue Twirler: This is my suit of armor.

Luigi: Not for long it’s not.

Luigi sucks up the Blue Twirler.

Blue Twirler: THE PAIN!!!

Waluigi: Yay!

Luigi: We are not going to take any of these.

Waluigi: Awwwww.

Luigi checks a few other suits of armor and chests, finding Purple Punchers and Gold Ghosts and... MONEY!

Waluigi: Money! Mine!

Waluigi runs up to the money but before he can pick it up a Purple Puncher socks him in the jaw and his teeth fall out!

Waluigi: Why vou wittle!

Luigi sucks up all the Gold Ghosts and Purple Punchers simultaneously while blindfolded and with one hand tied behind his back.

Waluigi: Showoff...

Luigi: You could've just sucked them up.

Waluigi: I know but I just didn't feel like it.

Luigi: Says you.

Luigi and Waluigi spend the next few hours arguing when Luigi notices the lights are on and a door is in the corner of the room.

Luigi: Hey, a door is in the corner of the room.

Waluigi: I'm not falling for that one, it's the oldest trick in the book.

Luigi: What, do you think I just spraypainted a door on the wall?

Waluigi: Yes.

Luigi: ...

Waluigi: Ok, fine, I believe you but think this in an optional ghost.

Luigi: Who cares?

Waluigi: I do.

Luigi: Oh no you don't.

Luigi grabs Waluigi by the ankles and drags him into the next room...
 

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