Waluigi finally gets his shadow under control, but he doesn't join Luigi just yet.
Waluigi: Heh heh heh, with Luigi out of the way, I'll look for the Boo that's hidden in this room! And then I'll be one step closer to being better than him... somehow... Man, with plots like these, no wonder I don't have my own game- YET! First, I just gotta find that Boo.
Waluigi used his Boo Radar to detect something round hiding in one of the many candleholders in that room. He shook it, and sure enough, a Boo flew out.
Boo: I am Boonswoggle! Plooah!
Waluigi: Wah? I thought this was supposed to be a family-friendly site!
Boonswoggle: What are you talking about?
Waluigi: You mean you're not...?
Waluigi whispers into Boonswoggle's non-existent ear, before Boonswoggle backs away shocked.
Boonswoggle: HEAVENS, NO! How could you even consider such a thing?
Waluigi: When you get as bad as me, you learn a lot of bad things... Now hurry up and get in my vacuum!
Boonswoggle: I don't think so!
Boonswoggle staggers back and forth as he slams his flimsy little arms at Waluigi. Waluigi, being the pansy fighter that he is, gets knocked around until he's near the end of his rope.
Waluigi (10): Ugh... Are you sure you're not-
Boonswoggle: SILENCE! I'll have none of that! Now return my Boo brethren this instant!
Waluigi: Nope! You can have...
King Dedede: THE BIG GUY DANCE!!!
King Dedede suddenly shows up and begins to dance. Dozens of Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo, and Gordos appear while he does so and begin to beat and batter Boonswoggle.
Boonswoggle: No! NO! PLEASE STOP! SUCK ME UP! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS DECENT, SUCK ME UP!
Waluigi: Not until the dance is over!
King Dedede continues to dance as Waddle Dees, Doos, and Gordos continue to butcher Boonswoggle. Finally he stops and laughs as the Waddle Dees, Doos, and Gordos disappear. Boonswoggle twitches in pain as Waluigi sucks him up. He sends it off to E. Gadd, then stands triumphantly.
Waluigi: YEAH! Now, on to the next Boo-
King Dedede smashes him with his hammer, then runs away laughing.
Waluigii: DARN YOU, KING DEDEDE! I'll get you when I'm included in the next Super Smash Bros!
Luigi: Like that will ever happen.
Waluigi: Eh? When did you get here?
Luigi: When you didn't show up, I checked to see if you were still getting beaten up by your own shadow, but instead, you're getting beaten up by King Dedede.
Waluigi: The JERK! If he didn't revive you in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, I would have-
Luigi: You DO realize this takes place BEFORE Super Smash Bros. Brawl... Right?
Waluigi: Whatever, let's get out of
this stupid room!