It is the night of Friday the 13th and
Luigi and his weird sibling–
Waluigi: You say that like it's a bad
thing.
-are headed for the Pipe Room. Little
do they know that hidden there is a dark and mysterious secret.
Luigi: What secret is in the Pipe Room?
I don't know. Madame whats-her-name
told me.
Madame whats-her-name (from her painting):
It's Clairvoya.
They open the door and find themselves
in the game Mario Bros.
Luigi: Why are we retro?
Waluigi: (whispering) cool.
Fix the clogged pipes by twisting the
knobs!
Luigi: Okey dokey.
Luigi twists the knobs while Waluigi
has a fight with his shadow.
Luigi: Okay. I think it should work
by now.
It works. They win the game and get
a key. They also no longer become retro in the Pipe Room.
Luigi: Let's go get Sir Weston.
Waluigi: Okay.
???: Not so FAST!!!
Freddy Kreuger appears.
Luigi: Well there's something you don't
see every day.
Freddy: None of you will make it alive!
???: Not on my watch!
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger!!!
Arnold: Must destroy Kreuger.
He takes Waluigi's Poltergust and shoots
fire at Freddy. Then he cleans up the ashes.
Arnold: He won't become a painting.
Arnold gives back the Poltergust and
leaves.
Luigi: NOW, let’s go find Sir Weston.
Waluigi: Right.
Creepy music starts, then changes into
disco music.
If there's something strange
in the neighborhood,
Who you gonna call?
Luigis
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Luigis