Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion

Started by Mario64

Area 1: Vacuum up Lydia in the Master Bedroom

By Emily Fieldus

Luigi: That was a fright capturing Neville, wasn’t it?

Waluigi: You said it!

Waluigi opens the door to the Master Bedroom and sees a ghost.

Waluigi: She’s hot!

Luigi: Shut up… She’s a ghost.

Waluigi: I don’t care… Hey, ya married?

The ghost turns from her chair.

Ghost: My name’s Lydia… And yes… I’m married.

Waluigi: TO WHO?!

Luigi: Probably some ghost.

Lydia: I’m married to Neville.

Waluigi’s mouth drops open.

Luigi: Sorry for the disturbance.

Waluigi: Who could ever love him?!

Lydia: Pardon?

Luigi: He said nothing.

Waluigi: Ya have any relatives?

Lydia: I do have a twin sister…

Waluigi: Is she married?

Lydia: Yes.

Waluigi: TO WHO?

Lydia: They're the floating Whirlindas.

Waluigi: It’s a good thing you don’t have any kids.

Lydia: Actually, I have children.

Waluigi: What?!

Luigi: Stop asking so many questions.

Lydia: I have three sons, and one daughter.

Waluigi: Oh, great.

Luigi: It’s hot in here…

Luigi opens a curtain.

Lydia: You’re kidding! It’s such a cold draft!

Luigi: Her heart's exposed!

Luigi sucks her up.

Waluigi: My LOVE!

Luigi: On to the next Portrait Ghost!

Waluigi: WAHH!
 

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