Toadsworth: Odd, isn't it?
Beethoven: What's odd?
Toadsworth: We have been in this pipe for about two hours now.
Advisor: Boy am I hungry!
Beethoven: Oh, stop complaining!
Advisor: Don't judge me and my hungryness.
Toadsworth: Hey! I think I see something ahead! It looks like a Mushroom.
(They all stop and land on a giant trampoline with a Mushroom in the middle.)
Toadsworth: Ok, I've never seen a pipe like this before!
Advisor: Well, what do we do?
Beethoven: I say we eat the Mushroom!
Advisor: Hey, if anything's going to be eaten, it's going to be eaten by me.
Toadsworth: Be my guest then.
Advisor: Fine.
Toadsworth: Fine.
Beethoven: FINE FINE FINE FINE FINE FINE!
Advisor: Well then here I go.
(The advisor grabs the Mushroom. All of a sudden the trampoline starts to sink toward the ground and the trampoline shoots them toward a clock. They crash through the clock into a graveyard.)
Toadsworth: Hey wait, I know this place. This is the Mushroom Kingdom, only very dark and gloomy!
Advisor: Well, do you know where we are?
Toadsworth: If I'm correct, I'd have to say we are in the Mushroom Kingdom, 200 years ago! That is before I was born.
Beethoven: Great composers of justice, what are we doing here?
Toadsworth: Looks like that pipe changed direction, and brought us to the past.
Advisor: Look! Golden mushrooms!
(A golden Mushroom comes flying over.)
Mushroom: What are you guys doing here?
Toadsworth: We were transported through a pipe.
Mushroom: Well you're just in time. We were looking forward to heroes after all!
Beethoven: Did you say heroes?
Mushroom: Yes, the evil Sompton has trapped Princess Orange and Baby Toadsworth the Second in there.
Toadsworth: Of course, Princess Orange was the first leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. And Toadsworth the Second was my great, great grandfather. This all makes sense!
Advisor: What does?
Toadsworth: Sompton is planning on changing the future. If he destroys Princess Orange and my great, great grandfather, he will rule the Toads. And they won't have and say in it!
Beethoven: What do we do?
Toadsworth: We must fight Sompton.
Advisor: Ok, no, I can't. I'm hungry and, well...
Toadsworth: You're going to help!
Advisor: Fine fine fine...
Mushroom: Good luck!
Toadsworth and the others enter the Steeple and see Sompton placing Princess Orange and Baby Toadsworth the Second on the sacrifice altar.
Sompton: Gwahahahaha! You can't defend yourselves now.
Princess: Please! What are you doing?
Toadsworth 2nd: WAHHHHHHHA!
Princess: See, you made Baby Toadsworth cry.
Sompton: Don't worry, you'll never hear him cry again.
Toadsworth: NOT SO FAST!
Sompton: Ahh, so you have arrived. I was expecting you. But as you can see, you're too late. I am about to drain their power for good!
Beethoven: The stars here are beautiful, aren't they?
Advisor: This is no time to talk about stars!
Toadsworth: Of course! Stars! Princess, use your star calling power!
Princess: What on earth are you talking about?
Toadsworth: Oh, that's right, it was only given to Peach after the Star Rod. Hmmm, what am I to do?
Sompton: Oh forget it. There are five minutes to midnight and when the clock strikes 12, you're done!
Toadsworth: OF COURSE! GOLDEN MUSHROOMS!
Sompton: Yeah, there are tons of them outside. What about them?
Toadsworth: Beethoven, Advisor, follow me!
Sompton: Yeah, run, but I can still find you!
Toadsworth and the others run outside.
Toadsworth: Any of you Mushrooms know how to fly?
Mushroom: I do.
Toadsworth: Can you take us to Star Haven in 4.432 minutes?
Mushroom: I'll try!
Toadsworth: Let's go!
The Mushroom zooms across the sky to Star Haven.
Advisor: Ooo! A food shack!
Beethoven: No time for that, follow Toadsworth!
They arrive at the Star Shrine.
Toadsworth: Elder, I need your help!
Elder Star: What is the matter? Hey wait, you're Older Toadsworth. What are you doing in the past?
Toadsworth: No time to explain, Princess Orange is in need of assistance!
Elder: Hey wait a minute, you found the pipe? My wife sent King Boo a pipe to lead here. But you must have jumped in instead. Hey, are those humans?
Advisor: Don't judge me.
Beethoven: Hey! I thought of another sympthony!
Advisor: What is it called?
Beethoven: I don't remember half of it.
Advisor: Then let's call it your unfinished sympthony!
Beethoven: Great idea!
Elder: ANyway, what is it I can do? I mean, I don't have enough power to just make someone disappear!
Toadsworth: Well can you stop time?
Elder: You would have to go to the Time Star to do that.
Toadsworth: Where is he?
Elder: Well all the way on the other side of Star Haven. About 20 miles from here.
Toadsworth: I say!
Beethoven: Say what?
Advisor: (whispering) He's old. Old people say stuff like that.
Beethoven: Oh.
Toadsworth: We need to get there now!
Elder: Well you can take the star transporter, which will transport you there.
Toadsworth: GREAT! LETS GO!
Sompton: Only one more minute 'til the stroke of midnight, my little princess.
Princess: Oh great, i'm so happy...
Toadsworth, Beethoven, and Advisor arrive at the time palace.
Toadsworth: I need to see Time Star.
Toad: Do you have an appointment?
Toadsworth: DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT AN APPINTMENT?! PRINCESS ORANGE IS IN TROUBLE!
Toad: Fine, you grumpy old man, go in.
Advisor: Wow! Go Toadsworth!
TIme Star: Greetings!
Toadsworth: EEEK! 25 seconds 'til midnight!
Time Star: What about it?
Toadsworth: We need to reverse time, about an hour back!
Time Star: WHY?
Toadsworth: Princess Orange is in trouble and is about to get killed by Sompton, an evil Magikoopa working for Bowser Jr.
Time Star: I'll see what I can do.
Time Star turns the clock back one hour and everything reverses. Toadsworth and Co. are sent back to the Golden Mushrooms and see Princess Orange walking into the Steeple.)
Toadsworth: Hold it, Princess Orange!
Princess: Yes?
Toadsworth 2nd: GOO GOO GAH ooo?
Toadsworth: Don't go in that Steeple!
Princess: But I was told to by this card I received...
Toadsworth: But Sompton is in there!
Princess: What are you talking about?
Toadsworth: Just listen to me. Please.
Princess: Ok, but where will we go?
All of a sudden the clock strikes midnight.
Toadsworth: What? This doesn't make sense, Time Star reversed time an hour, but it's already midnight?
Time Star appears.
Time Star: I'm sorry, but I had to put time back together again.
Toadsworth: WHY?
Time Star: This attack on the princess was meant to happen. If this doesn't happen, Peach won't exist as princess, Mario and Luigi won't exist as heroes, and there won't be a Mushroom Kingdom.
Princess: But I don't want to die!
Time Star: I'm very sorry, Princess.
Princess: But what about Baby Toadsworth?
Toadsworth: Yeah! I won't even exist!
Time Star: I... I'm...
Time Star disappears. Sompton comes running out.
Sompton: It's time to fade away, Princess.
Princess: NO! YOU CAN'T!
Advisor and Beethoven hide behind some bushes.
Toadsworth: I say, you will not harm the princess!
Sompton: TOO LATE!
Sompton gathers power and attacks the princess, and she and Baby Toadsworth disappear. Because Baby Toadsworth was destroyed, Toadsworth disappears too. Then Sompton returns to Bowser's castle.
Beethoven: Toadsworth?
Time Star: WAIT! Am I too late? Oh darn.
Advisor: What?
Time Star: Well because you two came, the Boos didn't come. They were supposed to rescue Baby Toadsworth.
Beethoven: Yeah, I was starting to wonder why Toadsworth existed in the real world.
Time Star: Yeah, I just thought of that. I wondered how Toadsworth existed in the future if he was destined to be destroyed in the past. He was supposed to be rescued by King Boo.
Beethoven: Is there a way to bring them back?
Time Star: Yes, all you have to do is bring me the Crystal Star from Glitzville. It has the power to restore life.
Advisor: Why can't we just go back in time to save them?
Time Star: Because they are vanished, dust, gone. It would be impossible!
Advisor: So how do we get to Glitzville?
Time Star: Well you would have to go into the future, then take a blimp ride to Glitzville. I can take you to the future.
Beethoven: Good, then lets go.
Time Star: Wait! I don't know how the future will be without Toadsworth, so be on your best lookout! Then when you're ready to return to the past, push this star that I shall give you. BYE BYE! GOOD LUCK!
They vanish.
Ludwig: Well that was fun.
Bowser: You must be joking, right?
Ludwig: (sarcastically) No...
Bowser: Where are we anyway? All I see is a giant, pointy thing.
Guy: Parlevou France?
Ludwig: They seem to be speaking French.
Bowser: Must be social studies.
Ludwig: Yes it is!
Bowser: So that must be the Eiffel Tower.
Ludwig: YES IT MUST! Shall we venture to the top?
Bowser: Wee wee!
After taking a quick lunch break, the Koopas head to the elevator, which brings them to the top.
Ludwig: Wow! Look at the view! You don't see a view like this on Plit!
Bowser: Wow, I can see... What do I see?
Ludwig: I don't know. Why don't we go see more of Paris?
Bowser: Ok!
As the Koopas exit the Eiffel Tower, they are greeted by police!
Bowser: Um... Hello, officers.
Police: And exactly what are you?
Ludwig: We are regular humans. Why, just look at us!
Police: You're giant turtles with spiky shells. Now it's not Halloween, so take the costumes off.
Ludwig: Oh no! The power to make us look like humans has worn off!
Bowser: Oh great, what do we do now?
Ludwig: RUN!!!
Bowser and Ludwig run into a dark ally. The cops pass them.
Ludwig: That was a close one.
Bowser: What do we do now?
Ludwig: We need to get back to Plit. I believe we can use the Eiffel Tower for our escape. At 12 noon, when the sun is directly overhead, we'll cover the tower with a black sheet and put reflecters all around it. When the tower gets hot enough, it could blast the elevator right through the roof into space, to Plit!
Bowser: Why don't we just stick rockets to the bottom of the elevator?
Ludwig: I want to do it the hard way. Plus I think rockets are illegal here.
Bowser: Fine. TO THE STORES!