Chapter 13: To the Kingdom’s Second Half
Smithy: Four down, Mario, and four to go. Now we go to the second half of this kingdom. Next stop is Pyramid Park. The gym is in the middle of the desert, along with a few other houses.
Mario: Ground types?
Roy: Like, so totally obvious!
Mario: Ummmmmmmm, okay…
Smithy: Well, here is a problem…
Smithy: There is a long strip of endless land in the way. We need to depart the ship.
Mario: Where is everyone?
Mario shouts this while on a land strip about his width.
Smithy: There isn't enough room.
Peach: Yeah! No room for people and houses.
Mario: Roy! Use the Koopamon you got!
Roy: Oh yeah!
Roy releases a Big Bertha.
Mario: Great! I'll ride Boss Bass, Peach'll ride her Blooper, Roy'll ride Big Bertha, and Smithy can use Mecha Blooper.
A while later they are zipping over the sea.
Mario: This is fun!
Peach: I know!
Smithy: Ah, I never rode a Koopamon before…
Roy: None of us had.
Smithy: I know.
Peach: I just never knew it would be this fun.
Mario: I know!
Smithy: I see Pyramid Park!
Mario: FULL SPEED!
The Koopamon shoot forward twice as
Chapter 14: Yaridovich Returns
Mario: Let's dock here.
Peach: This place is creepy.
Roy: I like it here.
Peach: No kidding.
A Hooktail flies over head and Yaridovich jumps to land
Yarido: Mario! I am here to destroy you from Koopamon training!
Mario: Again! Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot. I'll take your annoying behind down again.
Yarido: OH! Someone's in a bad mood. Come, Hooktail! We're ready!
Smithy: I'll handle this.
Yarido: Ughh. Sibling rivalry. How common.
Smithy: Mario, witness my dragon Koopamon. GO GLOOMTAIL!
Yarido: O_O Uh oh.
Mario: I think Smithy has this under control. Let's go, and fast.
Smithy: USE YOUR POISON DRAGONBREATH!
Gloomtail breathes out a stream of purple flames.
Yarido: I have my own Gloomtail... RETURN! GO GLOOMTAIL!
Smithy: Oh. Even match, eh?
Yarido: Yup... Now-
Smithy and Yarido: HYPERBEAM, GLOOMTAIL!
Meanwhile with Mario...
Mario: I see the castle-like gym.
Peach: Yup, that's it.
Roy: Hurry! Smithy is probably almost done with Yarido.
Smithy's Gloomtail flies through mountains alongside Yarido's.
Smithy and Yarido: DRAGON CLAW!
Yarido and Smithy: O_O
Peach: Anyone here?
Just then Tutankoopa enters through a door.
Tutankoopa: Welcome, strangers! I have been waiting for you.
Tutankoopa: I foresaw your arrival! I know you want a challenge!
Mario: Oh... Three on three, is it?
Tutankoopa: You foresaw that...? Wow...
Mario: No! The other gyms were like that.
Tutankoopa: You foresaw that too.
Mario: No no, I beat four already and each was three on three.
Tutankoopa: OH! I didn't foretell that.
Mario: You don't say.
Tutankoopa: I say.
Tutankoopa: You foresaw tha-
Mario: I know, I know...
Chapter 15: A Battle of the Sands
Tutankoopa: GO, BUZZY BEETLE!
Mario: What...? Go Para-Beetle!
Tutankoopa: Didn't foretell that.
Mario and Tutankoopa: RAPID SPIN!
Both of them spin into each other and bounce back into a wall.
Tutankoopa: I see my pre-evolved version of your Koopamon is better.
Mario: Oh, is it, now? AERIAL ACE!
Tuatnkoopa: Use Rapid Spin!
Buzzy Beetle rises into the air and Parabeetle does less damage then it normaly would. Parabeetle gets hurt a little too.
Mario: Uh oh.
Tutankoopa: Heh, I bet you didn't foresee that.
Mario: Steel Wing!
Buzzy Beetle retreats to its shell and Parabeetle hurts itself on contact with the solid shell.
Mario: How do I beat it? If I get too close it withdraws and if I attack at a distance it uses a different move to counter. It hasen't taken any damage... Hmmmmmmmmmm. I believe I know...
Tutankoopa: Oh........ Uummmmmmm aaahhhhhhhhh ooooooohhhhhh...
Mario: Aerial Ace its side!
Tutankoopa: Foresaw it. Rapid Spin!
Mario: He was supposed to withdraw.
Tutankoopa: So you could flip Buzzy.
The attack hits.
Buzzy Beetle flies into a wall and drops on its back.
Tutankoopa: Grrrrrrr... RAPID SPIN!
Buzzy Beetle rises in a twister and goes to flip right-side-up.
Mario: NOW USE STEEL WING!
Parabeetle crashes into Buzzy Beetle, knocking it out.
Tutankoopa: I.... I... I can't believe it... I can't believe I didn't forsee that.
Mario: Ummmmm, next?
Tutankoopa: Right! Return! GO, Gritty Goomba!
Mario: Okay! USE AERIAL ACE!
The sandstorm covers Parabeetle, blinding it and knocking it out.
Mario: Return! GO AMEBOID!
Tutankoopa: Oh really?
Mario: HYDRO PUMP!
Tutankoopa: Uh oh.
The blast knocks out Gritty Goomba.
Tutankoopa: Return! GO, STONE CHOMP!
Mario: HYDRO PUMP!
Tutankoopa: Use your Rollout!
The Stone Chomp dodges the blast and rolls over Ameboid mutiple times, knocking it out.
Mario: Return! Go, Boss Bass!
Tutankoopa: Oh god.
Mario: Hydro Pump!
The blast hits the Stone Chomp into a wall.
Tutankoopa: Uh oh... HYPER BEAM! HYPER BEAM! HYPER BEAM!
Three blasts hit Boss Bass, weakening it severely.
Tutankoopa: I foresaw that hitting.
Mario: Foresee this! HYDRO PUMP!
Tutankoopa: OH GOD NO!
The blast hits and crumbles Stone Chomp, knocking it out.
Tutankoopa: Let's go outside.
Mario: Yippee! A Fortune Badge!
Mario and Tutankoopa: That was forseen! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Peach and Roy: Congrats.
Peach: Wait, I heard an explosion from where Smithy is.
Mario: Let's go!
Tutankoopa: As long as you're on this island, I'm following you.
They quickly run to Smithy, and this
ends another chapter of Mario's.
Chapter 16: Yarado Invades Pyramid Park
Mario and friends along with Tutankoopa run towards the explosion to see a helicopter over the island with a small rope ladder hanging from it. Yaridovich is seen on the ladder throwing bombs down on the island. Smithy is also seen getting ready to throw a Koopaball.
Yaridovich aims a bomb at Mario and throws it at him.
Yaridovich: Take that, you tubby jerk!
Just then a Boolossus appears from nowhere and performs Zap Cannon, destroying the bomb and the helicopter and dropping Yaridovich to land.
Smithy: Could it be her?
Cackletta: Hi fellas. Found out you were and thought I'd stop on by to say hello. Looks like the islanders were having fun.
Roy: WASSUP, CACKLETTA?
Cackletta: Oh, sorry Roy, but I don't speak foreign languages.
Roy: ... Yo.
Cackletta: Anywho, who was the guy in the copter? It looked like your brother, Smithy.
Smithy: That's because it kinda was my brother.
Cackletta: Ah yes! Still trying to kill you, huh?
Mario: MAMAMIA! HE'S GETTING UP.
The gang looks over to see Yaridovich standing up and throwing a Koopaball.
Yaridovich: GO SHROOB REX!
Yaridovich releases a purple Rex twice the size of a normal Rex.
Roy: Now what?
Smithy: Mario, can I take care of my brother for you?
Mario: Go right ahead, Smithy. I'm not going to try and stop you.
Smithy: Cackletta can drive a ship so she can sail you to the next gym Island, which is on Fadeaway Isle. I'll take her blimp there when I'm done because I can fly a blimp and I want to not use my ship as often as possible.
Peach: Be careful.
Cackletta: Let's go.
Mario, Peach, Roy, and Cackletta get on Smithy’s ship and sail off.
Smithy: Let's do this!
Yaridovich: Yes. We’ve never battled before.
Smithy: Now let's see who the better brother is.
Yaridovich: Yes, we will, but it'll be your scraps going into the dumpster when this battle is over with.
Smithy: When this battle is over with, your head will be in my display case.
Yaridovich: Brotherly love.
They laugh a little and Smithy throws out a Koopaball.
Smithy: GO SNOOZORB!
Chapter 17: The Gym of Ghosts
Mario and the Gang are seen heading towards an island that appears to fade and reappear every ten minutes.
Mario: There it is… aaaaaawwwwww, never mind.
Cackletta: Don't worry, we just can't see it. It's there, though.
Roy: Totaly awesome!
Peach: More like freaky.
They eventually reach the island and head towards the gym in the center of the island where Mario will go for badge six.
Cackletta: Now where is that gym?
Peach: There it is, with the fading trees by it.
Roy: Cool! Let's go!
They run into the gym and run through rooms for about ten minutes until they find the gym leader in the room on the highest floor.
Mario: Are you the leader?
Cackletta: Show yourself.
Peach: I'm not a fan of people who hide in shadows in corners of rooms while crouching and giving an evil chuckle.
Roy: What Koopamon type do you use?
?????: I use the ghost Koopamon
Cackletta: I only know one ghost user beside me.
?????: Is that who I am thinking it is? Cackletta?
?????: It is you, Cackletta. I am seeing you and that plumber who I hate along with Peach and one of those stupid Koopas.
Roy: Hey dude, watch your mouth.
Fawful: I won't watch my mouth. Now I am asking who of you has the foolishness to want to challenge me?
Fawful: Well it is you who has the foolishness and the one I'll spit upon as I laugh at your pathetic failure.
Mario: Can we begin?
Fawful: We may begin your demise as a three on three.
Chapter 18: Two Battles on Two Islands
Mario and Fawful are about to start when Fawful hits a button and the roof of the building disappears.
Fawful: I am selecting to use in battle my Ghoul Guy.
Mario: Okay to that! GO PARABEETLE!
Fawful: Have your readiness for defeat!
Smithy: USE YOUR AIM LASER!
Yaridovich: Use Flying Launch!
Snoozorb fires a laser at Shroob Rex but Shroob Rex flies right through the laser unharmed and slams into Snoozorb, causing him to roll at high speed backwards towards the ocean.
Smithy: SNOOZORB, USE YOUR YAWN!
Yaridovich: GET IN AN EMBER!
Shroob Rex fires fireballs rapidly until he is hit with a cloud, putting him to sleep. Snoozorb takes huge damage though.
Smithy: USE YOUR ROLLOUT!
Snoozorb begins to repeatedly run over Shroob Rex, causing more and more damage.
Yaridovich: USE REVENGE THROUGH SLEEP TALK!
Shroob Rex gets up and punches Snoozorb out.
Smithy: Noooooo! Return! GO MECHA CHOMP! USE THUNDERBOLT!
The bolt crashes down and knocks Shroob Rex out.
Yaridovich: Return! GO GLOOMTAIL!
Smithy: Oh poot.
Mario: Use Aerial Ace!
Fawful: Ghoul Guy, use your Nightshade!
Parabeetle goes in for the hit but Ghoul Guy glows and the room goes dark and a glowing neon plasma beam collides with Parabeetle as it hits Ghoul Guy. This causes the Koopamon to be thrown back.
Fawful: USE THE SHADOW BEAM WHICH I LIKE!
Mario: Wha? Use Steel Wing!
Ghoul Guy glows and fires a large beam at Parabeetle. Parabeetle takes severe damage but goes through the beam and strikes out Ghoul Guy.
Fawful: Grrr! I HAVE FURY! RETURN! GO RED HANGER!
Fawful: Use Squeeze!
Red Hanger goes up into the ceiling and shoots down and grabs Parabeetle and begins crushing him.
Mario: Hmmmm. I can really put this in my favor here. SELF DESTRUCT!
Fawful: NOW IS TIME FOR THE RETRACTING!
Before Parabeetle can blow up, Red Hanger goes into the ceiling and Parabeetle only knocks himself out.
Mario: Return! GO AMEBO! USE ICE BEAM ON THE CEILING!
Fawful: What now?
Mario: And follow with Ice Ball!
Amebo shoots his ice beam, freezing over the ceiling, then his ice ball hits Red Hanger and cracks and shatters his part of the ceiling, dropping him to the ground in a shadow ball where light shines in on him and knocks him out.
Smithy: Thunderbolt and Ice Beam
Yaridovich: Use your Sludge Bomb!
The blasts combine and shoot and hugely damage both Koopamon.
Smithy: Ice Beam at high power!
Yaridovich: ALWAYS THE ICE! FIRE BLAST!
The blasts combine and blast both Koopamon out.
Smithy: A tie.
Smithy: Our creators said everything about us was equal.
Yaridovich: Bummer. I don't care anyway, I need to trash Mario now, so goodbye
Yaridovich goes to leave but Smithy hammers him across the chest and Yaridovich falls apart.
Smithy: Goodbye to you to, Bro!
Smithy walks to the blimp.
Fawful: Two down, one to go. You are
having two pathetic Koopamon. Well,
this is it for you, you stupid fink rat! I am selecting Glum Reaper!
Mario: Totally fine with me. Amebo, use your Ice Ball!
Fawful: Good. Very good. Scythe!
Amebo fires a chunk of ice that Glum Reaper slashes through and hits Amebo, knocking him back.
Fawful: Your foolish moves won't work.
Mario: Ice Ball for time three!
Glum Reaper slices through it.
Mario: Ice Ball again~
Glum Reaper slashes through it
Mario: NOW PERFORM YOUR MOST POWERFUL ICE BALL!
Glum Reaper easily slices through it.
Fawful: Lightening Orb!
Glum Reaper electrifies Amebo and blasts him into a wall, knocking him out.
Mario: Return! Go Boss Bass! Use Hydro Pump!
Fawful: You have foolishness. I HAVE FURY! Blizzard!
Glum Reaper starts a blizzard, blowing Boss Bass back into a wall and freezing the hydro pump.
Mario: No! Splash!
Boss Bass bounces over Glum Reaper and lands behind him.
Fawful: Shadow Ball!
Glum Reaper fires a shadow ball that
bounces off the wall and flies back
into Boss Bass, throwing him into the wall.
Glum Reaper goes in for the hit.
Glum Reaper prepares for the hit.
Mario: Hydro Pump!
Fawful: Lightening Orb!
The blasts cause an electric explosion. The explosion fades and Boss Bass is almost knocked out and barely able to move. Glum Reaper isn't even there.
Glum Reaper appears out of thin air and shoots at Boss Bass.
Mario: Nothing will work!
Glum Reaper closes in.
Mario: Must think… Gotta think…
Glum Reaper gets in front of Boss Bass.
Mario: OH! OH!
Fawful: NOW DESTROY THE FINK RAT!
Mario: Bounce side to side!
Boss Bass bounces out of the way of the swipe and back to hit the scythe out of Glum Reaper’s hands.
Mario: Hydro Pump!
Boss Bass bombs Glum Reaper with hydro pump, shooting him across the room and into a wall. Glum Reaper disappears.
Mario: SPIN AND HYDRO PUMP AT THE SCYTHE!
Boss Bass spins and shoots at the scythe as Glum Reaper appears to take it and is thrown back against a wall and knocked him out
Fawful: NO! I AM HAVING MUCH FURY!
Cackletta: Amazing, simply amazing, Mario!
Fawful: I prezent the Phantom Badge and my fury.
Mario takes the badge, grabs everyone but Fawful, and runs to the shore.