Prologue: Kamek's Idea
Kamek is in his thinking room like he always is when he's trying to think of an idea to destroy Mario and Luigi. His plans are always foiled, however. The Magikoopa is getting sick of being sent to the dungeon for failing and not being appreciated by Bowser for thinking of an idea while Bowser himself never tries to think on his own. Ever since Mario and Luigi first saved Princess Peach and defeated Bowser, he was always the one who took the blame.
This time is a little different than usual because he has been thinking for a long time, trying to come up with a foolproof way to destroy Mario and Luigi. He suddenly thinks of an idea.
Kamek: I got it! Those Mario Brothers
think that they can defeat me when I have no one to help me. If I got some
very well trained, expert Magikoopa and we worked together, I might defeat
those pesky Mario Brothers, and Bowser would appreciate me more. Those
Magikoopas might get some credit but I don't care, since Bowser would respect
me more. All right. Time to find those expert Magikoopas.
Chapter 1: Kamek's Search
And so Kamek is searching for Magikoopas who are experts and well trained, asking if they want to aid him in his quest to destroy the Mario Brothers, but so far no luck. He asks almost every expert Magikoopa but the Magikoopas say that they are busy. There is only one Magikoopa left who is an expert but has not been asked.
Kamek: Oh no! This can't be right! There is only one good Magikoopa to ask left, and that person is...
Somewhere in the dungeon...
Kammy: La la la. I love making blocks for dungeon cells. This must be like my best job ever!
There is a knock on the door.
Kammy: Who is it?
Kamek: Kamek.
Kammy: Kamek who?
Kamek: You know who I am, now open the door!
Kammy: You could have said please.
Kamek: Fine! Please!
Kammy: All right.
Kammy opens the dungeon room door. Kamek comes in. The Magikoopa looks a little bit mad.
Kammy: Kamek, dear. What's wrong with you?
Kamek: (mad) Hmmm. Maybe, you were toying with me.
Kammy: Oh Kamek, I'm sorry. But why are you here?
Kamek: Do you want to aid me in battling and defeating those pesky Mario Brothers?
Kammy: Ok, Kammy. When do we start?
Kamek: (in a mocking way) Hmmm. Maybe now!
Kammy: All right. Let me finish filling
the last dungeon cell with blocks.
Chapter 2: The Plan and the Attack
Kammy finished filling the dungeon cells with blocks. The two Magikoopas get on their magic broomsticks and fly on their way to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Kammy: Ok, let me get this straight. First we cause trouble and disaster to the Mushroom Kingdom. That way Princess Peach will get the Mario Brothers for help. When the Mario Brothers are gone to stop our troops, we capture Princess Peach and use her as bait. Then if we work together, we might defeat those Mario Brothers. Is that right?
Kamek: Yes.
Kammy: Ok then, let's cause trouble.
Kamek and Kammy reach the Mushroom Kingdom and see Princess Peach Castle.
Kamek: Ok. Let's get this started.
Kammy goes to a Mushroomer house and knocks on the door, then quickly leaves. An old Mushroomer opens the door and finds no one except young Mushroomers playing on the playground.
Mushroomer: Curse you, whippersnappers! You all young kids never respect your elders!
Young Mushroomers: Huh. What are you talking about, old man?
The old Mushroomer gets mad and his face turns red. Steam shoots out of his ears and he begins chasing the young Mushroomers at a high speed.
Mushroomer: I'll get you!
Young Mushroomers: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Back in the sky with the Magikoopas...
Kamek: Kammy, what was that?
Kammy: You said cause trouble so I did, by playing pranks on people.
Kamek: That's not the trouble I'm thinking about!
Kammy: Well then you should be more specific next time.
Kamek: Ugh. This is going nowhere. Let's just cause destruction.
Kammy: All right.
Kammy creates blocks and they crash on the road. Kamek then uses his energy attacks and turn the blocks into Magikoopas. The Magikoopas attack and destroy the Mushroomers' houses.
Mushroomers: We're under attack!
Another Mushroomer: We must ask the
princess for help!
Chapter 3: The Kidnapping of Princess Peach
From inside her castle, Peach sees the attack through her window. Toadsworth comes to her bedroom.
Toadsworth: Princess, the kingdom is being attacked!
Peach: Mario! Luigi! Our kingdom is under attack! Get out there and help the people. Find out who is causing this and stop them!
Mario: Mamamia! Who could be attacking the kingdom?! It's not even near the time for Bowser or his kids to be attacking!
Luigi: We'll take care of this, Peach! Just stay in the castle!
Mario and Luigi get out of the castle and see the destruction of the kingdom. They also see some Magikoopas destroying houses. Mario and Luigi get in the battle and fight the Magikoopas.
Meanwhile...
Kamek: Those Mario Brothers fell into our traps. Now to kidnap the princess.
Kammy: When can we get lunch?
Kamek: YOU ASK ABOUT LUNCH WHEN WE'RE ON A MISSION?!
Kammy: Oh Kamek. You never stop screaming for even a mere ten minutes.
Kamek: I do too. Why are we doing this? Let's just kidnap the princess already!
Kammy: Fine, fine.
Kamek and Kammy barge into the castle.
The Toads start screaming for help. They
go inside Princess Peach's room and
see Princess Peach.
Kammy: So this is what it looks like inside Princess Peach's room. Nice decorating. I need to do that to my room.
Kamek: Stop being distracting and let's kidnap the princess already!
Peach: NOO! What are you going to do with me?!
Kamek: We're using you as bait.
Kammy and Kamek kidnap Princess Peach, then fly through an open window and get out of the castle.
Peach: MARIOO!!! HELP!
Chapter 4: The Exhausting Trap
Mario and Luigi have just finished beating the Magikoopas, and heard Peach.
Mario: I'LL SAVE YOU, PEACH!!
Luigi: How come she didn't mention me?
Peach: And Luigi, HELP!
Luigi: WE'LL SAVE YOU, PEACH!
Mario and Luigi chase Kammy and Kamek, who are holding Princess Peach. They run until they are tired out. After a few minutes, they can't run anymore.
Kamek: Hahaha! Everything is going according to plan. Those pesky Mario Brothers are already tired after battling those Magikoopas. And now, they're tired out from all that running.
Luigi: Mario! *pant* We got *pant* to save her! *pant*
Mario: But how? *pant* We're already *pant* tired out, *pant* and we can't *pant* defeat the Magikoopas *pant* when we're tired. *pant*
Luigi: But we've *pant* got to do something *pant* that might help. *pant*
Kamek: Hahaha! Prepare to meet your doom, Mario Brothers!
Kammy: You'll never save your princess and defeat us! By the way, I need to get Peach to show me how she decorated her room. That way I can use Peach's method to decorate my own room.
Mario, Luigi, and Kamek: Huh?
Kammy: Ah, never mind about that. Let's just do this and get it over with.
Kamek: Mario Brothers, now we will see who will win.
Kammy: You mean which team will win?
Kamek: (annoyed) Yes!
Announcer 1: Now this is a showdown. Who will win- I mean, which team will win?
Announcer 2: And if Kammy and Kamek win, the Mario Brothers could kiss their kingdom goodbye.
Announcer 1: But if Mario and Luigi win, Kamek and Kammy might get sent to the dungeon.
Announcer 2: Stay tuned for the next
chapter!
Chapter 6: The Battle
Announcer 1: Previously in the last chapter. Mario and Luigi fell into a trap that caused them to become tired.
Announcer 2: And now in this chapter there is a battle between the Magikoopas and the Mario Brothers. Now continue.
***
Kammy: Ok, so you first decorate the curtains with small, pretty diamonds. Then you hang beautiful portraits on the wall that have a picture of flowers. Then, you...
Kamek: Kammy, can you settle this nonsense after the battle?!
Kammy: Fine.
Kammy starts out by trying to trap the Mario Brothers with huge blocks. Then Kamek follows her attacks by casting many lightning bolts at the trapped Mario Brothers. Smoke appears after the lightning attacks hit.
Kamek: Hahahaha! At last the Mario Brothers are destroyed! Lord Bowser will be proud of me!
Kammy: Hey! What about me? I also helped you with your plan.
Kamek: Fine. You get credit, too. Does that makes you happy now?
Kammy: Yes.
After the smoke disappears, Mario and Luigi are still standing.
Kamek: WHAT?! How are you still standing? My lightning attacks should have killed you!
Luigi: Good thing we each have a 1-Up Mushroom with us.
Mario: Yeah. Hey, you Magikoopas are stupid!
Kammy: What?! How dare you called me stupid?! You will pay for that!
Kammy jumps off her broomstick. She starts making weird sounds and showing her karate moves in front of the Mario Brothers.
Kamek: Since when did you learn karate?
Kammy: I learned it from watching television.
Kammy smacks the Mario Brothers with her karate chops. Mario and Luigi yell in pain as she hits the Mario Brothers' stomachs. She jumps back on her broomstick and waves her wand. Kammy summons many huge blocks, and tries to drop them on the Mario Brothers. The Mario Brothers start running away.
Luigi: You just had to call her stupid, didn't you?
Mario: Well... I didn't expect her to get all mad and try to kill us with karate moves and huge blocks.
Kamek: TAKE THIS!
Kamek use a ground beam on the Mario Brothers (read Magikoopa Training). The Mario Brothers dodge it. They try to jump on the Magikoopas, but fail because the Magikoopas fly upward the moment the Mario Brothers are in midair after jumping.
Kammy: Now who's stupid?
Kammy creates more blocks, but this time they are normal sizes. Kamek casts energy blasts on the blocks. The blocks transform into more Magikoopas.
Kamek: You will never defeat us.
Kammy: Hey! I deserve a thank you since you can't create enemies without blocks, and I'm the one who specializes in blocks.
Kamek: Grrrr. Fine. Thank you!
The Mario Brothers defeat many Magikoopas. Eventually there are only five Magikoopas left.
Kamek: And now for a dramatic change.
Kamek waves his wand and chants. Then, he points his wand at all five Magikoopas. The gem on his wand begins to glow into different colors. Suddenly, the five Magikoopas begin to grow bigger until they are about thirteen feet tall.
Kamek: Ha! Beat that, Mario Brothers!
Mario: Oh no! I remember this kind of change when I was a baby.
Luigi: You still remember that?
Mario: Of course.
Flashback...
After Yoshi refused to give Baby Mario to Kamek, Kamek cast a spell on a Toadie and it grew very large. Baby Mario was thinking inside his head while Yoshi was fighting the giant Toadie.
Baby Mario: (WAAAAAAH!!! I'm scared of big people! Hey! There is a coin on the Yoshi's back. I just...) WAAAAAAAAH! I'M DRIFTING AWAY! HELP ME, YOSHI! HELP ME!
End flashback...
Mario: And I still didn't get that coin!
Kamek: Can we get on with it already?
Peach: HELP!
Kammy: Princess Peach! I told you that you can't yell or else you'll lose the game!
Kamek: Did I miss something?
Kammy: Well, I made up a game that is called, Quiet Peach! The rules are simple. Princess Peach cannot speak until this battle is finished. If Princess Peach speaks three times, she will give me a piece of her cake.
Mario, Luigi, Kamek, and the five Magikoopas: ...
Kammy: Ok, let's get on with the battle.
The giant Magikoopas cast an energy beam on the Mario. Mario dodges them and Luigi tries jumping on their heads. The Magikoopas are feeling pain, but they recover and try to blast Mario and Luigi with beams. The Mario Brothers jump on the Magikoopas again. After that round of battle, the Magikoopas are defeated. Suddenly, a huge block crushes the Mario Brothers.
Kammy: Haha!
Kamek: Now for the finishing blow. Now Kammy, do you remember how to do this?
Kammy: Yes.
Kamek and Kammy ride their broomsticks in a circle, chasing each other in a circle. They held their wands up in the air. They start to chant at the same time.
Kamek and Kammy: Soul of magic, hear
us call.
Hear our pleas and gives us all.
Orbs of magic, reunited in light.
Gives us power of this fight.
Kamek and Kammy wave their wand, forming
the letter O. Then, orbs of different colors appear in front of the O,
also forming the letter O. Then the orbs shoot beams at the center and
form a white orb. The white orb shoot out a ray that has the shape of a
Magikoopa. The ray heads toward the Mario Brothers. The Mario Brothers
are hit by the ray, and scream in pain. After the ray vanishes, the Mario
Brothers are lieing on the ground...
Chapter 7: The Real Mystery Plan
Kamek: This should be enough for them. They will regain their consciousness and get up.
Kammy: I thought you said that this spell would kill them.
Kamek: No! You misunderstood what I said. This spell does extreme pain to them and disables them from regaining their strength unless the Mario Brothers and us say the magic word at the same time while in a room together.
Kammy: What's the magic word?
Kamek: Cheese.
Kammy: What?! The magic word is the food that Mario keeps saying when he's a moron? HAHAHAHAHA!
Kamek: This laughing is unnecessary. We still need to go to our real plan.
Kammy: What do you mean "real plan"? I thought the plan is to defeat the Mario Brothers and throw them in the dungeon.
Kamek: That's only half of the real plan.
Kammy: What?! You never told me this before.
Kamek: Well, I guess I need to tell you now.
Kamek whispers the plan to Kammy.
Kammy: Oh! That plan is pure genious. Wait! Does Lord Bowser knows about this?
Kamek: No. We'll bring the Mario Brothers to the dungeon and tell Lord Bowser.
Kammy: All right. Now, Peach. About that decorating, can you tell more about your method?
Peach: Will Mario be all right?
Kammy: Yes.
Peach: All right. I guess telling my
method won't hurt.
Chapter 8: The Real Mystery Plan is Revealed
Mario and Luigi regain consciousness and wake up. They find themselves locked up in the dungeon cells. When Mario and Luigi observe the cells, they find out where they are.
Mario: What happened, and how did we ended up locked here inside Bowser's dungeon?
Luigi: Kamek and Kammy must have thrown us inside the dungeon cells while we were unconscious.
Mario: I feel weak.
Luigi: I feel weak, too. That blast must have made us weak.
Meanwhile...
Kamek told Bowser that the Mario Brothers were defeated and are now locked up in the dungeon. He told Bowser his plan and Bowser was impressed. Of course, Kammy received some credit. Kamek and Bowser are on their way to Kammy's room. They reach her door and knock.
Kammy: Who is it?
Bowser: Kamek and Bowser.
Kammy: Kamek and Bowser who?
Kamek: IT'S US! DON'T EVEN TRY THAT TRICK AGAIN!
Kammy: All right.
Her door is opened. Kamek and Bowser go inside. When they see Kammy's room, their jaws drop and their mouths fall wide opened. Kammy's room looks similar to Peach's bedroom.
Bowser: Kammy, you old hag! How did you decorate your room like this? It looks likes Peach's room.
Kammy: Well, I took Princess Peach's advice about decorating rooms and making them look nice. After taking notes from Princess Peach, I started decorating my room, using Princess Peach's advice. I just finished decorating the room. Do you like it?
Bowser: In fact, yes. Hey, can you teach me how to decorate my room like this?
Kammy: Well of course, Your Massiveness.
Kamek: When will this ever end?
Bowser: Oh, by the way, Kammy. You're supposed to come with us to the special dungeon room. We need to get Peach and go to the dungeon Mario and Luigi are in, and reveal our plan.
Kammy: Ok, Lord Bowser.
Bowser, Kamek, and Kammy go to the special dungeon room and grab Peach. Then, they go to dungeon where Mario and Luigi are. They see the Mario Brothers sitting on the dungeon floor.
Bowser: All right. Let's get this started, shall we?
Kamek and Kammy: Yes, Lord Bowser.
Luigi: What do you want, and why is Princess Peach here?
Mario: What are you guys going to do with her?
Kammy: Hey! I'm not a guy. I'm a gal.
Mario: ...
Bowser: I'll make this sweet. Give up and become my slaves, and hand over the Mushroom Kingdom to me. Disobey and you might be destroyed. And if you don't like that, I might hurt the princess, and make her life miserable. You might not know Kamek's plan, so I'll tell you. Kamek and Kammy attacked the Mushroom Kingdom so Princess Peach would ask for your help. While you guys were fighting the Magikoopas outside, Kamek and Kammy came into Peach Castle and kidnapped Peach. Then they lured you into a trap. The trap failed, but you were worn out from battling those minions. They battled you, and when you finished defeating the new minions they created, that old hag, Kammy, summoned a huge, heavy block on you. While you were trapped, Kamek and Kammy shot a ray at you. That ray knocked you unconscious and made you unable you to regain your strength, which is why you're weak. Now we'll force you guys to become our slaves and hand over the Mushroom Kingdom, since Peach's kingdom will only be handed over to another person if you and Peach give it up. Peach has already given up. This plan is pure genius, like what that old hag, Kammy said. Now hand over the Mushroom Kingdom, or else.
Announcer 1: We now know Kamek's true plan. Bowser told the real plan.
Announcer 2: I got to admit, it is a very good plan.
Announcer 1: Now what will happen next to the Mario Brothers? What will happen to the faith of the Mushroom Kingdom? Will Bowser's room be decorated?
Announcer 2: Umm, Announcer 1, that part is not very important. Until next time, stay tuned for the next part of Magikoopa Duo Attack.