Chapter 4: Strike Back in Mushroom Kingdom
Chapter 4, Part 1: The Toad Forces
Cackletta and Fawful are on their way to Princess Peach's castle. They cause mayhem and destruction in the Mushroom Kingdom. They see Peach's castle and head there. While they are going there, inside Peach's castle, Toadsworth is telling Toads to guard the princess and her castle. Outside, Cackletta and Fawful are wondering where the Mario Brothers are.
Cackletta: Where are you, pesky plumbers?
Fawful: The plumbers of stupidness are the ant of our wrath that will be crushed by the sandwich of victory.
Cackletta: Fawful, did you switch from misunderstanding to using metaphors?
Fawful: The yesness, O Great Cackletta.
Cackletta and Fawful notice Toads trying to ambush them. Their eyes look mean, with fire lighting their eyes.
Toads: You will not hurt the princess!
Cackletta: You're all fools to challenge me.
Toads: CHARGE!
The Toads fire Mushrooms at Cackletta and Fawful. Cackletta and Fawful easily dodge them, and head toward the Toads. Cackletta zaps many Toads with lightning and knocks them out. Fawful is distracting Toads with silly attacks while Cackletta attacks them while they were offguard. Soon the army of Toads has fallen, with only one Toad remaining.
Toad: Run away!
The Toad cowardly runs away.
Cackletta: I don't feel like wasting my magic on a worthless person like him.
Cackletta does not zap the running Toad, so the Toad makes it to Peach's castle safely. Cackletta and Fawful then head toward the castle. They are stopped by more Toad forces.
Cackletta: Out of my way, worthless fools.
Toadsworth: Toads, ATTACK! *cough* Hm. I getting too old for that.
The Toads attack Cackletta and Fawful. Cackletta and Fawful are getting annoyed for being meddled this far. Now Cackletta is getting impatient.
Cackletta: You asked for it.
Cackletta zaps the Toads with lightning while laughing evily.
Cackletta: Eyahahahaha!
Fawful: All hail to the greatness of the O Great Cackletta. She is like the bread of your rulers.
The Toads fall again, though Toadsworth
escapes while Cackletta and Fawful are fighting the army. Toadsworth warns
Princess Peach about the two people who are attempting to do something
bad to her.
Chapter 4, Part 2: The Secret of Peach's Castle
Toadsworth talks to Peach about Cackletta and Fawful. Peach responds by telling everyone to evacuate to a place that is not known yet. After a few minutes, everyone seems to vanish.
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Cackletta and Fawful are walking, trying to find Princess Peach. All of the Toads seemed to vanish, and no one is in the castle. Fawful is getting spooked.
Fawful: This is getting creepy like the intimidating knife to cut the sandwich.
Cackletta: Can't you think of anything other than talking crazy and using metaphors?
Fawful: Uh... I have fury!
Cackletta: ... There must be a secret passageway or something.
They search and search, but they sense nothing strange or weird. Fawful sees a button decorated by hearts under Peach's bed. Fawful calls Cackletta.
Fawful: O Great Cackletta, I sense the weirdness of this button of heartness.
Cackletta looks at the button. The button seems to be suspicious.
Cackletta: Let's see what it does.
Cackletta presses the button. Suddenly, the floor seems to shake and rumble. Both Cackletta and Fawful are bewildered about what's happening. The shaking and rumbling stops.
Cackletta: What happened?
Fawful: The nothing of knowness of the me.
Cackletta: Hmm.
Cackletta and Fawful go to the throne room. Cackletta senses something different but is not sure. The walls seems to be changed, and pillars seem to have moved. Cackletta and Fawful search around the throne room. After a few minutes, Fawful calls Cackletta.
Fawful: O Great Cackletta, I found something that seems to be the mustard of our key of victory.
Cackletta looks at what Fawful is pointing at. It appears to be another button decorated by hearts, only bigger. Cackletta presses the button. The floor seems to be shaking and rumbling again. This time, part of the wall slides against another wall, revealing an unknown passage.
Cackletta: Well done, Fawful.
Fawful: The thankness, O Great Cackletta.
Chapter 4, Part 3: Welcome to Peachie Park
Cackletta and Fawful are walking down a stairway. The entrance of the secret place inside Peach's castle is gloomy and spooky. Every word they say echoes. They find that they're going around in a circle.
Cackletta: There must be a secret passage in this place.
They detect a wall that is a different color than the rest of the walls. Cackletta destroys the wall and there is a warp pipe behind the destroyed wall.
Fawful: Our victory is leaning closer like peanut butter coming to the sandwich.
They jump in the warp pipe. When they come out of another warp pipe, they see an amusemant park that seems to belong to Peach. They look at the sign. The sign says "Welcome to Peachie Park, where Peach rules at this fabulous amusement park."
Cackletta: I wish I could have a park like this.
They travel through the park, looking for any traces of Peach. They see Peach sitting on a chair with Mushroomers and Toads.
Cackletta: Eyahaha! At last, I'm here to kidnap you.
Peach and the rest of the people see Cackletta and Fawful. They scream.
Peach: Oh no! They've discovered my secret place!
Fawful: You will all face the mustard of doom. Eyahahahaha! Eyahahaha! Eyahahaha! Eyahahahaha! Eyahahahaha!
Fawful laughs for 30 minutes. Everyone is getting annoyed.
Cackletta: Ok, we get it.
Fawful: Now you all face the wrath of the Great Cackletta.
Peach: Mario! Help!
Cackletta and Fawful are closing in on Peach, the Mushroomers, and the Toads. Suddenly Mario jumps from out of nowhere.
Mario: You're not getting away that easily.
Cackletta: Eyahahaha! This time, you
will suffer and I will have my revenge!
Chapter 4, Part 4: Battle of Revenge
Mario: You'll have to go through me first before getting your hands on Princess Peach. But, you never will.
Cackletta: You may have beaten me last time, but this time that brat Luigi is not with you, and I have gotten better.
Mario: You'll never defeat me.
Cackletta: Foolish Mario. I'll crush you.
Mario throws fireballs at Cackletta, but Cackletta expected that move, and dodges. Cackletta tries to zap Mario with lightning, but Mario dodges it.
Mario: Your tricks are getting old.
Cackletta: But can you handle this?
Cackletta uses her magic to create an electrical version of Mario. The electrical version is about to jump on Mario, who doesn't expect this. Mario tries to dodge it, but he is too late. The electrical version lands on Mario and zaps him. The electrical version vanishes.
Cackletta: Eyahaha! You didn't expect that, did you?
Mario: No, but you won't win.
Cackletta: We'll just see about that.
Mario throws a hammer at Cackletta, who demolishes it before it hits her. Mario takes this opportunity and jumps on Cackletta.
Cackletta: Don't think you're winning.
Cackletta sees a metal bar that Mario is touching. She zaps the metal bar, which zaps Mario too.
Cackletta: Stupid Mario, touching a metal thing.
Fawful: Go, O Great Cackletta. Finish this fink rat.
Cackletta creates another electrical version of Mario. Mario gets an idea. He throws a hammer at the electrical figure. The electrical figure jumps to dodge it, and tries to land on Mario. Mario creates a tornado. The electrical figure is blown back to Cackletta by the tornado.
Cackletta: No!
The electrical figure lands on Cackletta, which zaps her. Cackletta recovers from the attack, but is soon jumped upon by Mario.
Cackletta: I'll get you!
Cackletta secretly summon an electrical snake. The electrical snake crawls in the grass while Cackletta and Mario are battling. The electrical snake is now behind Mario and is ready to attack him. Peach sees the snake and screams.
Peach: MARIO, LOOK OUT! BEHIND YOU!
Mario: What?!
Mario tries to jump out of the way of the snake's attack, but he is too late. The electrical snake zaps Mario. Cackletta sees her chance, and zaps Mario with lightning. Mario is about to be defeated, but suddenly, he pulls out an item.
Mario: An Ultra Mushroom. I'll use it on myself.
Cackletta: What?! You!
However, Mario's attempt is foiled by Fawful, who shoots mustard at Mario. Mario drops the Ultra Mushroom, which Cackletta grabs and uses to heal herself.
Mario and Peach: NO!
Cackletta: Now you underestimated us. You're finished.
Peach: Not if I can help it.
Peach presses a button, and a warp pipe pops out. The Toads, Mushroomers, Mario, and Peach jump in the warp pipe. The warp pipe then disappears.
Cackletta: Drat!
Fawful: I have fury!
Cackletta: Well it seems that there's no use being in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Fawful: Where will we the going of nextness, O Great Cackletta?
Cackletta: To Dark Land. Bowser ought
to know something.
Chapter 5: Revisiting Dark Land
Chapter 5, Part 1: A Koopa Klan Guide
Cackletta and Fawful left the Mushroom Kingdom and are on their way to Dark Land. They meet a few wounded Toads on their way, and walk past them as if they are no more important than anyone. Finally they reach Dark Land. They see a troop of Koopas, part of the Koopa Klan. Cackletta and Fawful hide behind the bushes, Cackletta calculating a plan.
Fawful: Should we destroy these fink rats, O Great Cackletta?
Cackletta: Wait, I have a better idea. We should follow them.
Fawful: You mean spy the Koopas of worthlessness?
Cackletta: No. Follow them to Bowser's castle. It won't be wise to attack them now.
While they are discussing the plan, Kammy, the Head Magikoopa, is commanding the troop.
Kammy: All of you will head back inside Lord Bowser's castle. You will get back to your training and- will you stop giggling when I'm talking?!
In front of the troop is a Boomerang Brother who is giggling. Kammy summons a heavy block and drops it on the giggling Boomerang Brother. The Boomerang Brother is crushed.
Kammy: As I was saying, you will all get back to your training in the castle and some of you will be required to guard the castle.
As Kammy is leading the troop, Cackletta and Fawful overheard what Kammy said.
Cackletta: Ok. Quietly, let's follow them.
Cackletta and Fawful follow the troop sneakily and quietly so the Koopa Klan troop would not notice them. When one of the Koopas looks back, Cackletta and Fawful quickly hide behind the trees or bushes before the Koopa would see them. While Cackletta and Fawful are following the Koopa Klan troop, Kammy says something.
Kammy: Why do I sense that someone is following us?
Kammy looks behind the troop, but sees no one following except for the troop.
Magikoopa: Maybe you're just imagining things.
Kammy: Maybe.
The Koopa Klan troop continues heading to Bowser's castle. Cackletta and Fawful continue to follow them when the troop isn't looking behind. Soon, the troop and Cackletta and Fawful reach the castle. The troop goes inside the castle. Cackletta and Fawful then go inside the castle sneakily. Once they are inside the castle, Kammy shouts.
Kammy: Aha! I knew someone was following us!
Fawful: Oh no! We're been spotted like a person spotting the sandwich of victory.
Cackletta: And you'll suffer my magic.
Kammy shouts to a Koopatrol.
Kammy: Intruder! You, report to Lord Bowser now!
Cackletta: Actually, I was hoping to
see Bowser.
Chapter 5, Part 2: Familiar Faces
The Koopatrol hurries as he is on his way to the throne room, where Bowser is. The Koopatrol runs into some of the Koopas, but he continues on as he excuses himself to the Koopas he runs into. The Koopatrol stumbles and falls on the floor, but he get up and continues on his way. He finds the throne room and hurries inside.
Bowser is sitting in the throne. Bowser sees the Koopatrol when he looks up. Bowser figures that the Koopatrol is going to report to him that there is an intruder.
Bowser: What is it?
Koopatrol: There are two intruders in the entrance of the castle! Kammy is at the entrance to have me report you.
Bowser stands up from his chair.
Bowser: And who are the intruders?
Koopatrol: We don't know, Lord Bowser. One of the intruders is a girl or a woman, and she looks like an ugly witch.
Bowser is shocked by what the Koopatrol said. He thinks he knows who the intruders are, but he thinks that they're dead, and they can't be the intruders.
Bowser: (No, this can't be!) Um... And what does the other intruder look like?
Koopatrol: The other one looks like a Toadie wearing some sort of a headgear.
Bowser: No, this can't be right!
Koopatrol: What, Lord?
Bowser: Uh... I'll go to the entrance. You warned the others.
Koopatrol: Yes, Lord Bowser.
Bowser and the Koopatrol go in different directions. Before Bowser goes to the entrance, he goes to the Koopalings' rooms.
Bowser: Kids, we have intruders, and I think I know who they are.
Lemmy: Who are they?
Bowser: The evil witch, Cackletta, and the Toadie with the headgear, Fawful.
The Koopalings stop and stare at Bowser.
Larry: B-But they're dead. How could they be here?
Suddenly, Kamek comes into the Koopalings' room.
Kamek: I believe that they were revived by some sort of magic. I heard recently that a Magikoopa was found using a reviving spell in a cemetery where Cackletta and Fawful were. Unfortunately, that Magikoopa vanished after the spell.
Bowser: We're supposed to be at the entrance where those two are. Let's go!
Bowser, Kamek, and the Koopalings hurry to the entrance.
***
Kammy and Cackletta are fixing to battle. They stare at each other like this is a showdown.
Kammy: I might not be better than you alone, but my Lord will come here, and you'll be the one who's be defeated.
Cackletta: Eyahaha. I possessed Bowser before and took over the land.
Kammy: But you won't be able to takeover Dark Land again.
Cackletta: We'll see about this.
Cackletta makes the first attack. She tries to zap Kammy, but Kammy manages to turn herself invisible, avoiding the lightning. She then turns visible. Kammy summons a giant block and drops it on Cackletta. Cackletta dodges it. Suddenly, a voice yells.
Voice: STOP!
Cackletta and Kammy stop after hearing the voice.
Kammy: My Lord, you're finally here!
The voice came from Bowser. He, Kamek, and the Koopalings step into the entrance.
Cackletta: We meet again, Bowser.
Bowser: What do you want?
Cackletta: I want to know if there's one of my minions in your place.
Bowser: We never had one. Now out, or face us.
Kamek: It won't be wise to attack us, witch.
Kammy: We have nothing you want. Now leave.
Fawful: Liars! You lied from the bread of truth covered by peanut butter of lyingness.
Cackletta: I'll guess that I'll possess you then.
Kamek: You will not possess Lord Bowser.
Kamek casts an energy blast at Cackletta. Cackletta dodges it, and tries to zap Kamek, but Kamek protects himself with a shield he casts.
Bowser: So you want a battle then...
Chapter 5, Part 3: Koopa Battle; Bowser Spills the Beans
Cackletta: I'm warning you. Tell me where my minion is and I will spare you this pain.
Bowser: It's ten against two. You're outnumbered!
Cackletta: Am I?
Lemmy: I hate it when someone like her says that.
Bowser: Relax. What could that witch do?
Cackletta creates nine electric figures that look like the electric version of Cackletta.
Bowser: Uh oh.
Cackletta: You were saying?
Bowser: All right, so there are... uh...
Ludwig: Ten.
Bowser: Right. Ten of you.
Kamek: Remember, Lord Bowser. Those electric figures are not more powerful than herself.
Bowser: ATTACK!
Bowser breathes fire to burn the real Cackletta, but the ten Cacklettas create an electric shield and block the fire breath. The ten Cacklettas successfully zap Bowser with lightning.
Bowser: AAAAUGH!
Wendy: King Dad!
Roy: Take this, you old lady.
Roy shoots beams at the real Cackletta but the nine electric Cacklettas cancel out the beams with lightning. All of the Koopalings shoot beams at all the Cacklettas. The real Cackletta manages to dodge the beams, but the electric figures of Cackletta are destroyed.
Cackletta: Grrrrrr.
Kamek and Kammy try to hit Cackletta with a variety kinds of spells, but Cackletta cancels out the spells with lightning. Then, Cackletta creates a giant electric cobra.
Bowser: What?!
Lemmy: But how did-
Iggy: She do that?
Ludwig: And I thought they'd stop finishing each other sentence for a while.
Morton: You can't stop my brothers who are sons of King Dad, Lemmy and Iggy from finishing, concluding, ending their sentence, statements, commands, questions, exclamations that they do as a hobby and not able to stop doing that when they are like twins, who are-
Roy: Shut up!
Cackletta: Ok, we get it!
Bowser breathes fire at the cobra but the cobra shows no signs of taking damage. It tries to shoots lightning out of its mouth at the Koopalings, but Kamek defends against the attack with a spell. The electric cobra hits Kamek with its tail, zapping him. Kammy manages to hit the cobra with a water block, causing the cobra to take damage. However, Cackletta zaps Kammy while she's off guard.
Cackletta: Eyahaha!
Bowser slashes Cackletta with his claws while Cackletta is laughing. Ludwig shoots beams at Cackletta and successfully hits her. Cackletta zaps the Koopalings and Bowser.
Bowser: You! I can't believe this. This wouldn't have happened if this stupid "minion" of yours had passed by Dark Land and gone to Sarasaland. OH NO!!!
Bowser quickly closes his mouth with his hands.
Cackletta: Ha!
Bowser: All right, I said it. Now get!
Cackletta: Fine by me. Fawful. Let's go.
Larry: Not so fast.
Cackletta: Huh?
Larry pulls a lever. Suddenly, a cage from nowhere traps Cackletta and Fawful.
Larry: HAHAHAHA! You're trapped!
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Bowser: Get those two people to the dungeon.
Cackletta: We'll get out of here!
Bowser: I'd like to see you try.
Three Koopas come into the entrance
and carry them to the dungeon.
Chapter 5, Part 4: Castle Escape
Cackletta and Fawful are inside the dungeon cells. The three Koopas that took them to the dungeon left, and there is no one else in the dungeon except them. Cackletta tries to zap the cells' bars but has no luck. They try physical strength to break the bars, but the bars are too tough for them.
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!!!
Cackletta: If my magic won't work, what will?
Just then, Bowser and Kamek come inside the dungeon.
Bowser: This is my revenge for humiliating me in front of the Koopa Klan the last time you came here.
Kamek: After you died, Koopas in here now make fun of Lord Bowser because he was possessed by a girl, and they began calling him a she instead of he.
Cackletta then comes up with an idea.
Cackletta: Bowser, do you mind if we speak privately?
Bowser: Never!
A Koopa chef comes in the dungeon. Bowser knows that means it's his lunchtime.
Bowser: Grrr. You got lucky. Kamek, I need to go to lunch. COME WITH ME!!!
Kamek: Why?
Bowser: You're supposed to be helping me with my diet.
Kamek: Okay...
Bowser and Kamek leave the dungeon. Cackletta and Fawful are again by themselves, just how Cackletta wants it to be.
Cackletta: Fawful, I have a plan to get out of here.
Fawful: I listening with a bread with a hole.
Cackletta: Is the headgear working right?
Fawful: Yes, O Great Cackletta.
Cackletta: I want you to suck up my spirit, and fire my spirit at Bowser.
Fawful: Why?
Cackletta: Bowser can break the bars, so I need to possess him so I can break the bars, and my body and you will get out. But carry my body with me, and don't lose it.
Fawful: As your wishness, O Great Cackletta.
After half an hour, Bowser and Kamek come inside the dungeon again. Cackletta and Fawful are standing and looking at them.
Bowser: You will be here forever. And you will be my slaves. Brahahaha.
Cackletta: Or so you thought.
Kamek: And you can't escape.
Cackletta: Oh really? Fawful, begin our plan!
Fawful sucks Cackletta's spirit into the headgear. Bowser and Kamek are surprised.
Bowser: What the?
Kamek: I should start believing my visions from now on.
Fawful: Eyahaha!
Fawful shoots Cackletta's spirit at Bowser. Bowser accidently inhales the spirit, and soon becomes possessed by Cackletta.
Cackletta: Haha! I am now Bowletta again!
Kamek: Nooooo! My Lord!
Bowletta punches Kamek in the face.
Kamek: Ack!
Kamek runs to a wall and presses a red button, which triggers an alarm.
Bowletta: Fawful, get my body. Let's get out of here!
Fawful: See you later, you fink rats!
Bowletta and Fawful run off. They are soon stopped by the Koopalings.
Lemmy: You possessed our dad again?!
Roy: Who cares?! Get her er... him... whatever!
The Koopalings fire beams at Bowletta, but Bowletta uses lightning to cancel out the attacks. Bowletta breathes fire at the Koopalings and runs off with Fawful. Bowletta and Fawful are about to get to the entrance, but Kammy, who is riding her broomstick, stops them.
Kammy: I will put a stop to this.
Bowletta: Oh really?
Bowletta tries to strike Kammy with her claws, but misses. Kammy launches many blocks at Bowletta, which hit her. Bowletta then breathes fire at Kammy, but misses.
Kammy: You'll never get me!
Fawful: Take this, you fink rat!
Kammy: Huh?
Fawful shoots mustard at Kammy, which hit her directly and covers her glasses so Kammy can't see.
Kammy: AAAH!!! Where did everyone go?! What happened to the lights?!
Unfortunately for Kammy, she crashes into a solid wall.
Kammy: Ow.
Bowletta: Excellent, Fawful. Now let's get out.
Fawful: I'm with the you.
Bowletta and Fawful escape from the castle, and run off from Dark Land towards Sarasaland.
Meanwhile in the castle, Kamek, Kammy, the Koopalings, and the Koopa Klan gather in a large room.
Ludwig: What should we do?
Lemmy: You know. It's been a long time since there was a party here.
Iggy: Are you thinking-
Lemmy: What I am thinking?
Wendy: LET'S PARTY!!!
Kamek: Quiet! We shall not have a party here!
Lemmy gives a doll to Kamek.
Kamek: My dollie! Ok, we can have a party.
While there is a party in Bowser's castle, Bowletta and Fawful are still on their way to Sarasaland.
Bowletta: We should talk to the princess of Sarasaland, and maybe she knows something. What's her name?
Fawful: I have the believeness that it's Daisy, O Great Bowletta.
Bowletta and Fawful continue on to Sarasaland.