Chapter 6: The Answer Lies in Sarasaland
Chapter 6, Part 1: The Mysterious Flower
or is it a Flower?
Cackletta and Fawful are now traveling through a flower field. There are pink, red, yellow, white, and orange flowers. There are also dandelions, blossoms, roses, and buds. Cackletta is smelling the flowers. Fawful is shocked from seeing Cackletta smelling flowers.
Fawful: O Great Cackletta, a witch of evilness like you would smell flowers?
Cackletta: What? Is it against the rule for an evil witch to smell flowers?
Fawful: Let me see.
Fawful pulls out a book with a title that says "The Rules For the Evils" and reads a page.
Fawful: No, I guess it's not the ruleness to do the smelling of the flowers.
Cackletta: ... Where did you get that?
Fawful: Um...
Meanwhile in Bowser's castle, Ludwig is searching for something in his room.
Ludwig: Where's my book? Lemmy, have you seen my book about the rules for evil?
Lemmy (from outside of Ludwig's room): No.
Back to the flower field, Cackletta and Fawful can now see the Daisy's castle on the horizon as they travel through the flower field. They're about to reach the end of the flower field when they see a huge flower that attracts Cackletta's attention.
Cackletta: Wow! That's a huge flower!
Fawful: But should we...
Cackletta: After this.
They go closer to the flower. The flower is different from the rest of the flowers in the field. The huge flower is red. There are yellow-orange petals around the flower, and there are white polka dots on the face of the flower. The middle of the flower's face is green. The flower seems to have a stem that looks like an abnormal body with two leaves. The body-looking stem has white polka dots on it.
Cackletta: A wierd-looking flower, but let's how it smells.
Cackletta smells the flower, then jumps away from the flower.
Cackletta: This flower reeks!
Fawful pokes the flower. Suddenly, the flower shakes and moves. Then the flower stands up. Cackletta and Fawful realizes that the flower is actually a Piranha Plant. The Piranha Plant is actually Petey Piranha.
Petey Piranha: Who ruined my sleep?
Fawful: The me.
Petey Piranha spits sludge on Fawful.
Fawful: EWW! I HAVE FURY!
Petey Piranha begins creating tornadoes and spitting sludge everywhere.
Cackletta: You oversized Piranha, fear me.
Cackletta zaps Petey Piranha with lightning.
Petey Piranha: BLAGUAFAHAFOAOAOAG!!!
Fawful begins shooting mustard from his headgear into Petey's mouth.
Petey Piranha: Mmmm. Yummy.
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!!!
Fawful then begins shooting endless amount of mustard in Petey's mouth.
Petey Piranha: Noo. Too much. Too much.
Petey Piranha then falls on the ground and her belly button pops out of her stomach. Cackletta zaps the belly button with powerful lightling.
Petey Piranha: UUUGGGH!!! Me leave! Me leave!
Petey Piranha stands back up and flies away. Cackletta doesn't attack Petey Piranha.
Cackletta: We wasted enough time here. Let's get to Daisy's castle.
Fawful: The yesness.
They leave the flower field and are
on their way to Sarasaland.
Chapter 6, Part 2: The Not-So Payback From the Stupid and the Annoyed!
Bowletta (Cackletta is now posessing Bowser) and Fawful are heading toward Daisy's castle. The people in the kingdom run away scared. Bowletta burns a few of the buildings down.
Bowletta: Ah, it's good to breathe fire again.
Fawful: I think the stupid turtle that is possessed by your greatness stinks like a moldy bread.
Bowletta: Good thing I brought this mint. It will make the breath fresh and smell better.
Bowser: NOO! ... You... will... not... eat... mint... I... WANT... MY... BREATH... STINKY!
Bowser is fighting desperately to break free of Cackletta's possession, but is unable to.
Bowletta: You stupid Bowser, I will eat this mint.
Bowser: NOOO...OOOOO...OO!
Bowletta slowly put the mint inside her mouth (Bowser's mouth). Each second the mint gets closer to her mouth. She puts the mint inside her mouth, and chews it. After a minute of chewing and devouring the mint, the breath is now smelling fresh. Bowletta smells the breath.
Bowletta: Ah, better.
Bowser: NOOOO!!! My breath now smells like Peach's dress. Actually, on second thought, YAY!
Bowletta and Fawful are then stopped by Mario and Luigi.
Mario: You may-a have defeated me, but this time I'm fighting you with-a my brother, Luigi
Bowletta: You think you can defeat me just because you have your pesky brother?
Luigi: Looks like it.
Fawful: FINK RATS!
Luigi: ...
Mario: I'm-a getting tired-a of him saying that...
Mario and Luigi both shoot fireball
at Bowletta. Bowletta creates a lightning shield to shield herself from
the fireballs. Then Bowletta breathes fire at Mario. Mario jumps to dodge
the fire and punches Bowletta
in the face. Bowletta tries to breathe
fire at Mario, but Luigi stops her by stomping on her. Suddenly, Bowletta
breathes lightning on Mario and Luigi while they are in the air, shocking
them.
Luigi: How did she do that?
Bowletta: You underestimated my powers, now I will finish you all with my latest, greatest attack!
Bowletta shoots a fireball in the air. The fireball stays in the air. The Mario Brothers are standing there, wondering what is Bowletta doing.
Mario: This is-a your greatest attack?
Bowletta: Wait for it.
Luigi: We can't just stand here, Mario. Let's get her!
Mario and Luigi run toward, armed with hammers. Suddenly, the fireball in the air spins and lightning comes out of the fireball and zaps the Mario Brothers.
Bowletta: Want more?
Bowletta shoots out two more fireballs in the air. The fireballs spin and lightning comes out and zaps the Mario Brothers again. Mario tries to destroy the fireballs with his hammer while Luigi tries to hit Bowletta with his hammer, but Bowletta's fireballs zaps Luigi with lightning, and Bowletta slashes Mario. Bowletta then grabs Mario and hurls him at Luigi. Luigi picks up Mario and hurls him at Bowletta. Mario then shoots fireballs at Bowletta. Bowletta zaps the fireballs with lightning, canceling them out, but while she is distracted, Mario punches with full force at Bowletta's face, sending Bowletta flying and then crashing into a building's wall. Luigi jumps on Bowletta constantly while Mario hits Bowletta constantly with his hammer.
Bowletta: Ack!
Fawful: Don't worry, O Great Cackletta. Fawful to the rescue!
Bowletta, Mario, and Luigi: ...
Fawful shoots mustard at the Mario Brothers' eyes, blinding them.
Mario: My-a eyes!
Luigi: Oh no! I can't see!
Bowletta sees her chance, and ground pounds Mario and Luigi. While Mario and Luigi are flattened, Bowletta's fireballs zaps them with lightning, and then Bowletta slashes and bites them. Bowletta's fireballs charges toward them, and hit them. Bowletta finishes them off by ground pounding on them and zapping them with lightning. Mario and Luigi seem to be lying on the ground unconscious.
Bowletta: We have defeated them!
Fawful: Eyahaha! Those Mario Brothers of peskyness are no match for the combined power of the Great Cackletta and the me!
Bowletta: Well done.
Fawful: Can I get paid now?
Bowletta: You were never paid.
Fawful: Well in that case... I WANT TO BE PAID!
Bowletta: Here. Now have fun.
Bowletta gives Fawful a coin.
Fawful: A COIN?! Oh well, weeeeeness!
Bowletta: Now Fawful, we will go to the princess' castle.
Fawful: Yes, O Great Cackletta, who gave me this coin of happiness.
Bowletta and Fawful are on their way to Daisy's castle again. While Bowletta and Fawful are away. Mario and Luigi regain consciousness.
Mario: We-a lost!
Luigi: Looks like they are off somewhere else. And now the Mushroom Kingdom is ruined and we have to rebuild the buildings again...
Mario: We should-a stop her!
Luigi: We don't even know what she and
that Toady maniac doing. We should take a break. Mmmm. Bowser's breath
smells fresh.
Chapter 6, Part 3: Daisy Knows a Little Juicy Secret
Bowletta and Fawful finally reach Daisy's castle without anyone interfering with them after the pointless talk between Mario and Luigi. The people run back to their housea after seeing Bowletta and Fawful. Most people think Bowletta is Bowser, and not Cackletta. They go inside Daisy's castle.
Bowletta: Fear me! I'm the great Bowletta!
There are Snifits wandering inside the castle. They see Bowletta and Fawful, and attack. Bowletta hides in her shell (Bowser's shell) to protect herself from the Snifits' cannonball attacks, and then rams at the Snifits while inside her shell. She zaps some of the Snifits with lightning, and bites some of them. Bowletta breathes fire and then combines the fire with lightning, burning and zapping the Snifits at the same time. Fawful shoots mustard at the Snifits, and annoys them with weird speeches about sandwiches. Soon the Snifits run away like cowards.
Bowletta: I'm so mighty. You're all weak against me!
Bowser: What about me?
Bowletta: Nope.
Bowser: I'm mighty because I'm KING OF THE KOOPAS!
Bowletta: More like Loser of the Koopas.
Bowser: I am king!
Bowletta: Shut up!
Fawful: Weirdness has struck my mind of crazyness like laughing peanut butter on a bread.
Bowletta and Fawful wander in the castle, and soon see Daisy in her room looking at her mirror. Daisy sees them and panics.
Daisy: AAAAAAAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!! Mmm. Fresh breath, by the way. YOU'LL NEVER KIDNAP ME!!
Bowletta: I'm not Bowser. I'm the great Cackletta! I possessed Bowser.
Daisy: I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Fawful: Stop screaming.
Daisy: Ok, Sawful.
Fawful: My nameness is the Fawful.
Daisy: But I thought your name is Sawful.
Fawful: The wrongness!
Daisy: Ok, whatever you say...
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!!
Daisy: Ok, what else do you want before I kick you out of my room?
Bowletta: You know about a Bean who has been here?
Daisy: WHY- I mean why would you want to know?
Bowletta: That Bean is my minion and betrayed me.
Daisy: Well I haven't seen a Bean. None of the people in my kingdom saw anyone strange... but I saw a strange creature go past my kingdom to a place somewhere else a while ago. He said that he was on his way hiding a spellbook or something.
Bowletta: (Could it be? No, that can't be it.) And where did he go?
Daisy: I think he went to Lemmy's Land.
Bowletta: So he went there. Finding that traitor will be harder than I thought.
Fawful: Fink rat went to one of place of greatness in Plit.
Daisy: Now get out!
Bowletta: Time to go. Now get out out out!
Daisy kicks Bowletta and Fawful out of her room, and shuts her door.
Daisy: Daisy: Cackletta... why does that ring a bell? I think Peach told me about her before. Oh well. Mmmmm. Bowser's breath smells nice.
Bowletta and Fawful go outside and are now heading toward Lemmy's Land.
Fawful: Lemmy's Land, the webmaster's place of greatness. My mustard of doom will be welcome to the people in there.
Bowletta: Achoo!
Bowletta sneezes. Then, fire comes out and burns Fawful.
Fawful: AH AH AH AH AH!!! I HAVE FURY!!!
Bowletta: My bad.
Bowser: I never work on that.