Prologue: The Return of Cackletta and Fawful
Near the Beanbean Kingdom is a cemetery that contains the graves of Cackletta and Fawful. Queen Bean would go there to think about what Cackletta's ghost might be doing. This night, a Magikoopa, who is trying to find a target for his new spell, sees a cemetery, and explores there. He notices that there are only two graves. The Magikoopa talks to himself.
Magikoopa: Hmmm. One of these graves will be perfect for my reviving spell.
The Magikoopa casts a reviving spell on the graves of Cackletta and Fawful. There is a flash. The ground begins to shake a little. Suddenly the Magikoopa's wand shoots two red beams at the graves. After several minutes, the red beams vanish. Then, more red beams come out of the ground near the graves. After the beams on the ground vanish, white light comes from the sky and shines on the ground near the graves. The white light vanishes.
Magikoopa: Yes, the spell works. Now to go somewhere else and work on a new spell.
The Magikoopa leaves and goes to somewhere else in Beanbean Kingdom. Suddenly the ground around Cackletta and Fawful's graves begins to shake a little. A hand comes out of the ground, and a headgear pops out of the ground. Then, Cackletta and Fawful rise from the ground.
Cackletta: Could this be? We are revived. Eyahahahaha!
Fawful: My deadiness is now the reviveness of my body. I am the aliveness. Eyahahaha!
Cackletta: Aah. It's good to be revived. Come, Fawful. We will go to Woohoo University and see what is happening there.
Fawful: I doing the wondering of the
university.
Chapter 1: A Book Problem Started
Chapter 1, Part 1: The Way to Woohoo
University
Cackletta and Fawful are on their way
to Woohoo University. No one in Beanbean Kingdom notices them. Anyone who
does see them them, think they're in costume, because they don't believe
that Cackletta
or Fawful are alive. While Cackletta
and Fawful are on their way, they are stopped by boulders blocking the
way to Woohoo University.
Cackletta: Fools. No obstacles could stop me.
Cackletta waves her arm, and then a lightling bolt strikes one of the boulders. The boulders break into tiny pieces. Cackletta and Fawful continue on their way. They are stopped again by more boulders blocking the path.
Fawful: The boulders of bigness is the beginning of the annoyingness of my fury.
Cackletta: These boulders are gone!
Cackletta unleashes a lightling bolt on the boulders. The boulders break into tiny pieces. They continue on their way. Suddenly, they are noticed by several guards.
Guard 1: Oh no! Cackletta and Fawful returned! We've got to inform Queen Bean about this.
Guard 2: Let's run!
Cackletta: Fools, you think you can get away? Take this!
Cackletta zaps the two guards with lightning. The two guards are burned into ashes. Then the ashes of the guards are blown away by the wind.
Fawful: The nothing can do the stopping of the great Cackletta.
Cackletta: Come Fawful. We have no time to waste.
They again continue on their way to Woohoo University. They are again stopped by obstacles on their way, but Cackletta destroys them.
Finally, they reach Woohoo University. The place hasn't changed since the last time the two evildoers were there.
Cackletta: Nothing seems to change in here.
Fawful: No fink rats haven't done the damageness to the university of massiveness.
Chapter 1, Part 2: Missing Spellbook
Cackletta and Fawful go inside the Woohoo University and check to see if anything has changed. They find nothing unusual. All of their minions are gone. They relax for a while in there. Cackletta is reading one of her books.
Cackletta: Hmmm. The End. Hmmm. Let's see my favorite spellbook.
She is on her way to the place where she kept her spellbooks.
Cackletta: Let's see now. My spellbook is in the library no one but Fawful knows about.
Cackletta finds the library. The library is the same as Cackletta expected. There are books about spells, stories, proper English, and much more. She looks at the book shelves that holds her spellbooks. She looks and looks, but cannot find what she seeks.
Cackletta: Where is my spellbook? Fawful! Come here!
Fawful rushes into the secret library.
Fawful: What is the matterness of it, Great Cackletta?
Cackletta: Do you know where my favorite spellbook is?
Fawful: No. I know the nothingness of the book of spellness in the library of bigness.
Cackletta: Drat. Where is it?
Suddenly, Cackletta finds a note on a bookshelf.
Cackletta: Hmmm. What this?
She reads it silently. The note says, "The spellbook is gone. You'll never find it. Hahaha!"
Cackletta: What?! I can't believe it. Someone stole my spellbook.
Fawful: Who of the people would do the stealing of the great Cackletta's spellbook of favoriteness?
Cackletta: Let's see. Signed by a double-crossing minion. What?! How dare they?!
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Cackletta: I want to read my book!
Fawful: That fink rat.
Cackletta: Well, we should find it. Come Fawful. I know just the place to start.
Fawful: What is the place of starting, O Great Cackletta?
Cackletta: I believe it's the Beanbean Kingdom.
And so Cackletta and Fawful head off to the Beanbean Kingdom.
Chapter 2: Beginning Start in Beanbean
Kingdom
Chapter 2, Part 1: Attacking in Beanbean
Kingdom
Cackletta and Fawful are on their way to Beanbean Kingdom. They are noticed by some of the people from Beanbean Kingdom, but Cackletta quickly destroys them with lightning. They finally reach the Beanbean Kingdom. The Beanbean Kingdom is just like it was before.
Fawful: How should we do the starting of the searching of spellness, O Great Cackletta?
Cackletta: We should start by destroying people in this kingdom.
Suddenly, a scream from a person is heard.
Voice: AAAAAA!!! IT'S CACKLETTA!!!
Soon, many people's screamings follow that.
Another Person: AAAAAAAA!!!
Another Person: WE MUST TELL QUEEN BEAN!!!
Cackletta: Foolish people! Feel my wrath!
Cackletta zaps the people with lightning. Many people try running away from Cackletta, not knowing where to run. Some of the people run to Queen Bean's castle to inform Queen Bean. While Cackletta is attacking the people and destroying houses in Beanbean Kingdom, Fawful meets a few people.
A Person: AAAAAAA!!!
Fawful: WITNESS MY MUSTARD OF DOOM!
Fawful pours a jar of mustard into his headgear. He shoots balls of mustard from his headgear at the people.
Fawful: Eyahahahahaha!
The People: AAAAA!!! HELP!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Fawful: I am the enjoying of the funnyness of the screamingness of those fink rats.
While Cackletta and Fawful are attacking people, Queen Bean is pacing inside her bedroom, still thinking about what Cackletta might be doing as a ghost. Suddenly, she hears screams from the people outside in the Beanbean Kingdom. Prince Peaseey rushes into her bedroom.
Prince Peasley: My mother, Cackletta and Fawful are attacking the people in Beanbean Kingdom!
Queen Bean: What?! How could that be? Cackletta and Fawful are dead.
Prince Peasley: They must have been revived. What should we do?
Queen Bean: Take me to Cackletta. I will have a talk with her.
Prince Peasley is stunned by what Queen Bean said.
Prince Peasley: But my queen, that witch will destroy you.
Queen Bean: Or maybe not. Take me to her now!
Prince Peasley is still stunned from what Queen Bean said. He finally agrees and take her outside of the castle, on the way to Cackletta.
Chapter 2, Part 2: Sister to Sister Talk
Outside, houses are destroyed, and some of the people died from Cackletta's attacks. Walls of building are covered with mustard. Cackletta is having fun destroying the people in Beanbean Kingdom, and Fawful is having fun blasting the kingdom with mustard.
Cackletta: You will all suffer until Queen Bean comes.
Fawful: FEAR MY MUSTARD OF DOOM!
Suddenly a voice familiar to Cackletta stops them.
???: STOP, SISTER!
Cackletta, after hearing the voice, stops attacking and orders Fawful not to attack
Cackletta: Fawful, save your mustard for later on.
The person whose voice stopped them reveals herself. The person is Queen Bean.
Cackletta: So, Sister. We meet again.
Queen Bean: How are you alive?
Cackletta: Fawful and I were revived somehow in the cemetery. I don't know what or who revived us.
Queen Bean: You should be dead forever.
Cackletta: That's what you think. But, now Fawful and I are alive, and we are on a search.
Queen Bean: Why are you doing this?
Cackletta: To torture you. And, Fawful and I did this to get you to come to me. I heard some of my minions are working for you. So, I ask you to bring me those minions.
Queen Bean: Will you stop destroying the kingdom?
Cackletta: It depends. Take me to those minions.
Queen Bean: Fine.
Cackletta: I knew you'd see it my way. Come, Fawful.
Fawful: As the wishingness of the yours, Great Cackletta.
Chapter 2, Part 3: Search of Minions.
Queen Bean brings Cackletta and Fawful to the castle. The moment they enter the castle, voices from inside are heard.
Prince Peasley: Cackletta is here! Quick, guards, attack!
Queen Bean: NO! They are here to see the minions who were once working for Cackletta.
Prince Peasley: Are you sure you can trust the witch?
Queen Bean: Yes. I don't need anyone protecting me.
Prince Peasley follows Cackletta, Fawful, and Queen Bean. Queen Bean takes them to the room where Cackletta's old minions are inside. There are five Parabeenies in the room. The Toadies see Cackletta and scream.
Parabeenies: It's Cackletta! AAAA!
Cackletta: SILENCE! You will perish for even betraying me.
Parabeenie 1: How did this happen?
Parabeenie 2: We thought you were dead.
Cackletta: Well now Fawful and I are alive. Sister, I believe you should get out of this room. We're having a talk.
Queen Bean: Fine.
Queen Bean leaves the room and closes the door behind her.
Cackletta: Let's get to business. I believe you were still in Woohoo University when Fawful and I were dead.
Parabeenie 3: Yes, but when we found out that you were dead, we quit and joined the Beanbean Kingdom as servants for Queen Bean.
Cackletta: I'm sure that at least one of you has been to my library.
Parabeenie: 4: What are you talking about?
Cackletta: Don't you play dumb with me. I know one of you took one of my spellbooks from the library and ran away with it. I want it back.
Parabeenie 5: We know nothing about your books in the library.
Cackletta: Do not lie to me. Tell me where my book it. Where is it? Tell me now or perish.
Parabeenie 1: We don't know.
Fawful: You all fink rats. Tell the O Great Cackletta the whereness of the book of herness.
Parabeenie 2: I swear, we did not take any book.
Cackletta: Well explain this.
Cackletta holds out the note to the Toadies. It is the same note from the library where her favorite spellbook is missing. The Toadies read it, and are still confused.
Parabeenie 3: We didn't write that.
Cackletta: Liar!
Parabeenie 4: Well we don't know where this spellbook is.
Parabeenie 5: So, don't try to tell us where it is again.
Cackletta: I see. I will leave, but you will SUFFER!
Cackletta zaps the Toadies with lightning. The Toadies are in extreme pain.
Cackletta: That will teach you to betray me.
Fawful: Fink rats.
Cackletta and Fawful left the room. They see Queen Bean waiting for them.
Queen Bean: How are the Toadies?
Cackletta: They have suffered at my hand. We will be leaving. But hear this, I will takeover this kingdom.
Queen Bean: We will see in the future.
Cackletta: Let's get out of here, Fawful.
Cackletta and Fawful leave the castle. They then leave the devastated Beanbean Kingdom.
Fawful: Whereness of we are the heading of the where now, O Great Cackletta?
Cackletta: Our next target is the Mushroom
Kingdom.
Chapter 3: Sailing the Sea
Chapter 3, Part 1: The Koopa Cruiser
2
Cackletta and Fawful are on their way to Mushroom Kingdom. However, they need a cruise or a boat to cross the sea between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Beanbean Kingdom.
Cackletta: Great, now how are we going to cross the sea?
Fawful: You the meaning that the crossing of the sea of deepness needs the cruisiness or boatness?
Cackletta: Yes.
Fawful: Oh. I did the building of the newness of the Koopa Cruiser.
Cackletta: What?! Why didn't you tell me before?
Fawful: You, the Great Cackletta, didn't ask the askingness of itness.
Cackletta: ... Just where is this new, rebuilt Koopa Cruiser?
Fawful: Woohoo University.
Cackletta: You mean we come all this way and we still need to go back to the university?
Fawful: The yesness.
Cackletta: ...
Cackletta and Fawful go back to Woohoo University. Once there, Cackletta asks Fawful something.
Cackletta: Fawful, you're not a good pilot. How are you going to steer this ship?
Fawful: Do not be the worryness, O Great Cackletta. I created the control of easyness in this ship of greatness, so these are the easyness of the me.
Fawful leads Cackletta to the to the side of the sea nearest to the Woohoo University. When they reach the side of the lake, Cackletta sees a large ship that looks like the Koopa Cruiser that was once destroyed. They go to the control room. Cackletta notices that the controls are very different from the first one. She realizes that with the new controls, Fawful can actually pilot the ship.
Cackletta: All right. Fawful, to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Fawful: As your wishingness, O Great Cackletta.
Fawful pilots the ship and they are
on their way to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Chapter 3, Part 2: Strange Occurrance
Cackletta and Fawful are on their way to the Mushroom Kingdom. Nothing seems to go wrong in the rebulit Koopa Cruiser. Fawful is making an announcement to Cackletta.
Fawful: O Great Cackletta, the arriving of the Mushroom Kingdom will be the there in the hours of 3.
Cackletta: Soon I'll take my revenge on that pesky Mario.
Fawful: Huh? The thought of the me is the saying of that the Great Cackletta is the looking of the minions of betrayness.
Cackletta: Yes, we're searching them. But I also want my revenge on Mario. Fawful, full speed to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Fawful: Your wishness, O Great Cackletta.
The Koopa Cruiser begins to pick up speed. As they travel over the sea, rain occurs. Cackletta decides to go inside the Koopa Cruiser. Drippling wet, Cackletta goes to the control room, where Fawful is piloting the ship.
Cackletta: Is everything all right?
Fawful: The yesness, O Great Cackletta.
But Fawful spoke too soon. Suddenly, the Koopa Cruiser stops.
Cackletta: What's wrong?
Fawful: I have the nothingness of knowing.
Fawful tries to operate the controls, but the controls are not working, and are stuck. Suddenly, Cackletta and Fawful feel the ship is moving.
Cackletta: Let's see outside.
They go outside to take a look. It is still raining. Cackletta and Fawful search around the ship, but neither of them see a problem. They go back to the control room.
Fawful: That probably the windness of moveness.
Cackletta: I hope you're right.
Suddenly, Cackletta and Fawful feel the ship moving again. This time, something crashes on the deck of the ship.
Cackletta: What is going on here? Fawful, are you sure that the controls are right.
Fawful: The yesness, but it the seeming that the function of the control of the ship of greatness is the appearing of the unworkingess.
Cackletta and Fawful go outside to take a look again. They search and search, but nothing seems to be wrong. Suddenly Fawful says something to Cacketta.
Fawful: The looking, the looking, O Great Cackletta. I did the finding of this thing of slimyness.
Cackletta go to Fawful and take a look. Fawful is right. There is something that is grabbing the Koopa Cruiser and preventing the ship from moving. It seems to be a slimy tentacle. Cackletta and Fawful are bewildered.
Cackletta: What is this?
Fawful: It the seemingness of a tentacle that is the stopping of us.
Cackletta: Well, this thing will be punished.
Cackletta casts lightlnng on the tentacle. The tentacle responds by shaking. Suddenly a voice that seems to be coming from the sea speaks.
????: !!!
Fawful: Something seems to the badness
of the happening.
Chapter 3, Part 3: Gooper Blooper Attack
The tentacle goes back to the sea. But, the sea seems to be bursting bubbles. Cackletta and Fawful watch what's happening.
Fawful: What is this meaningness?
Cackletta: I don't know.
Suddenly, a giant Blooper comes out of the sea and lands on the Koopa Cruiser's deck.
Gooper Blooper: Yeow. What's the big idea, old lady?
Cackletta: Old lady?! I'll have you know that I am the Great Cackletta, and you will bow at my feet.
Gooper Blooper: Well I don't who you are.
Fawful: GASP! This creature of blooping does not know the greatness of the Great Cackletta.
Cackletta: Well get out of our way.
Gooper Blooper: Why?
Cackletta: Because this is our ship.
Gooper Blooper: So?
Cackletta: You're blocking us from reaching the Mushroom Kingdom.
Gooper Blooper: And what if I don't go away?
Cackletta: You will witness my magic.
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, like a lady with magic powers can beat me up.
Cackletta casts lightning at Gooper Blooper. Gooper Blooper is zapped by the lightning, and his eyes go purple.
Gooper Blooper: Yeow! So, this is how you want to settle this. All right. Take that!
Gooper Blooper tries to slam Cackletta with his tentacles, but the witch uses her lightning attacks to block the tentacles from slamming her.
Gooper Blooper: Grrr.
Gooper Blooper tries to shoot ink at Cackletta, but Cackletta steps out of the way.
Cackletta: Now you will witness my magic.
Cackletta casts lightning into the sky. The sky responds to it by becoming dark. The lightning comes out of the dark sky, only two times stronger, and zaps Gooper Blooper.
Gooper Blooper: GRAUUGH!
Gooper Blooper is losing energy, but manages to slam Cackletta with one of his tentacles.
Cackletta: Ugh! Now you will pay for this.
Cackletta zaps Gooper Blooper with lightning. Gooper Blooper can no longer take it, so Gooper Blooper goes back to the sea.
Cackletta: Hmph. He is no match to my superiority.
Fawful: O Great Cackletta, you are the worthyness.
After an hour, Fawful reports to Cackletta with news.
Fawful: O Great Cackletta, we are the arriveness of the Mushroom Kingdom in the time of sooness.
Cackletta: Now to take my revenge...
After several minutes, Fawful sees the Mushroom Kingdom in his sight, and tells Cackletta.
Fawful: Land Ahoy. The trip of longness is the overness in sea.