The Crystal Plot

By Lemmyscoo

Chapter 4: The New Magikoopa

Back at the stronghold, the Koopalings are deciding what to do next…

Ludwig: Well, we have some Pirahna Plants and a Bandit… What do we do next?

Lemmy: We should go to Ice Land, it’s closest, other than Grass Land.

Roy: Ummmm… Ludwig, can we have a real leader?  Like someone who can actually do things for himself, like make up his own plans?

Ludwig: WHAT?! NO, YOU CAN’T  AND I SAY WE VOTE ON IT! I vote for me!

Lemmy: I vote for me!

Iggy: I vote for Lemmy!

Wendy: I vote for… Larry!

Larry: I vote for Lemmy!

Roy: I vote for… me!

Morton: I vote for Larry!

Ludwig: Well, all votes are counted, there’s one for me and Roy, two for Larry, and three for… LEMMY?!

Lemmy: YES! I say we go to Ice Land, so let’s go!

Koopalings except Ludwig: Let’s go!

Ludwig reluctantly follows along with the other Koopalings to Ice Land. While they’re walking, they see a large gap in the ice, and some Freezies are guarding it. And… is that a frozen Whomp?

Lemmy: I’ll take care of the gap; Larry, Iggy, and Roy, you deal with the enemies.

Larry tries some anti-grow on the Freezies, but it doesn’t work. Next, Iggy tries using a laser amplified by his glasses, but he misses, because he couldn’t see. Finally, Roy melts them all with his fire breath.

Larry and Iggy: (Why didn’t I do that?)

Whomp: Where is me?

Larry: You’re in Ice Land.

Whomp: Me no remember nothing. Me only remember I like pie.

Iggy: (to himself) Well, that’s surprising…

Roy: Hey, youse! You’re gonna join our team, right?

Whomp: Me no wanna…

Roy: YOU BETTER JOIN!

Whomp: Duh, okay.

Larry: Great… I think…

Lemmy: So, we have Whomp?

Iggy: Yup.

Lemmy: Well, we might as well put him to good use. Iggy, tell him to lie down over the gap in the ice for a little while.

Iggy: Okay! (to Whomp) Hey, you! Go take a nap over the gap in the ice for me, will ya?

Whomp: Okay!

Whomp lies down over the gap in the ice so the Koopalings can cross.

Lemmy: Good job, Whomp! Okay Koopalings, let's go!

Larry (who's running up towards them) WAIT! *pant* There's a big ship behind us and I think I saw Kamek on it!

Lemmy: That's definitely a problem… Come on, let's get some reinforcements and scram!

Ludwig: Can't we just take on Kamek?

Lemmy: ARE YOU CRAZY?! WE DON'T HAVE ANY AMMO OR EVEN A MEASLEY GOOMBA! WE'RE
CROSSING THAT GAP NOW!!!

Ludwig: Okay, okay.

Iggy: (to Lemmy) Why didn't we bring any of Larry's Piranha Plants?

Lemmy: We DID. Larry has them.

Iggy: Hey Larry, you mind taking out some of your Piranha Plants for protection?

Larry: Sure!

Larry takes out five of his regular Piranha Plants and gives them legs so they can move on the ice.

Lemmy: Thanks, Larry. I think I can see my castle!

Ludwig: YOU HAD A CASTLE HERE AND WE'RE LIVING IN A DUMP?!

Lemmy: Well, yeah, but there's no warp pipe to that castle so we went to the quickest place there is. But we can relocate if you want…

Ludwig: YES, I want to relocate!

Lemmy: Okay, but we have to bring over all of our stuff from the stronghold.

Ludwig: Fine. I'll set up transportation from your castle to the stronghold so we can get our stuff.

Lemmy: Good. I'll send over Larry and Roy to help carry all of the stuff that piled up in there.

Ludwig: Okay, now where's your castle?

Lemmy: Oh, it's right over there.

Ludwig: Really? Oh, I see it. It blends right in.

Lemmy: Good, I'll see you there. Come on, Iggy! Wendy! Morton! We're going to the castle! Roy! Larry! You're going with Ludwig back to the stronghold!

Larry: WHAT?!

Roy: I HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH DR. PHYSICS AND LARRY?!

Lemmy: Wasn't Dr. Physics a real, uh, person?

Roy: Oh, yeah…

Lemmy: Good! Let's go!

Lemmy, Iggy, Wendy, and Morton go to the castle, which looks like a medival castle made out of ice. You can barely see it.

In MVBTC's castle…

MVBTC: Kamek, did you get the ship and the Magikoopa?

Kamek: Yes, Master. I also made a clone of myself to put on the ship I stole from Lord Seth-

MVBTC: (calmly) I told you to get the ship from the Team of Terror, not Lord Seth.

Kamek: I'm so sorry, Master, but the Team of Terror didn't have any flying ships, so I got a doomship from Lord Seth. He said he put in a special surprise for Lemmy when it attacks him.

MVBTC: Well, good thinking, Kamek. I'll need that Magikoopa now.

Kamek: I brought just the one. Come on in,… What'd you say your name was?

???: My name's RoS.

Kamek: Okay, RoS. Show the master what you can do.

RoS: Okay.

RoS transforms into an exact copy of Lemmy, Iggy, Roy, Ludwig, Wendy, Morton, and then Larry.

MVBTC: Can he do anything else?

Kamek: He said he'd only do something else under extreme emergencies.

MVBTC: That might not turn out too well. Never mind. Let's not do anything right now and let everything unfold. Yes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Kamek: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

RoS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

MVBTC: He catches on quickly.

Read on!


 
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