Chapter 10: A Dragon Zombie and Crazy People with Axes? AHHHHHHH!!!
Last time Mario and Co. beat Valentina and got a key out of her. The key opened the door that King Nimbus was in. Now they are all in Nimbus Land.
King Nimbus: A star fell in the volcano!
Mario and Co: WHAT?!
King Nimbus: The only way to go there is through the hot springs!
Queen Nimbus: Also a crazy Mushroomer named Kinopio lives there.
King Nimbus: Not to mention the Czar Dragon.
Mallow: To the hot springs!
Later...
Mario: What kind of hot springs is this?!
Many springs that are 1,000 degrees Celsius can be seen.
Mallow: I don't get it either. And I live here.
Mario: Let's just... Hey! A path!
Mario and Co. go down what looks like a path, but is actually a cliff.
Mario and Co: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Five minutes later...
Mario: HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!
Geno: AHHHHHH! I'M BURNING!
Then snow falls for some reason.
Mario: What?
Lemmy: Another volcano down! Now it's a snowcone!
Mario: Oh, I get it!
Lemmy leaves on his doomship.
Geno: That was odd.
Then it rains for no reason.
Geno: This is getting weird.
Wendy: Another person made of wood saved!
Wendy leaves on her doomship.
Mallow: What is everyone doing to the volcano anyways?
Meanwhile outside...
Morton: All right, everyone! Pull!
Meanwhile on the other side of the volcano from Morton...
Ludwig: All right, everyone! Pull!
Back inside...
Princess: What's next?! Iggy beating up Roy? Roy cooking? Just tell me! What's next?!
Meanwhile in Castle Koopa...
Iggy: I finally beat up Roy!
Meanwhile in the Castle Koopa kitchen...
Roy: This fish must be grilled perfectly!
Back to Barrel Volcano...
Princess: Can we go?
Mario: Sure.
Mario and Co. continue through the slush (Snow + Rain = Slush). Mario and Co. make it to Kinopio easily because every enemy froze since they aren't used to the cold.
Kinopio: Welcome! I own this item shop/inn/armor shop!
Mario: How can you run all those shops?
Kinopio: By running around them!
Mario: Can we buy some fireproof junk?
Kinopio: Sure!
Kinopio shows Mario fireproof junk.
Mario: I didn't mean actual junk.
Kinopio: The only thing closer to junk are these fireproof shirts, pants, capes, shells, and dresses.
Mario: I'll buy them!
Kinopio: Ok... (Weirdo...)
Mario and Co. continue and cross the slush-covered lava. The next room contains the scariest thing imaginable!
Mario: Peach's in-law?
Mallow: Mario's feet?
Geno: Mario's feet?
Bowser: Wendy without her makeup?
Princess: Bowser?
Two things, One, Bowser is next to you, moron! And two... ALL OF YOU ARE MORONS! You see a dead dragon.
Dead Dragon: Roar!
Mario: That's not so scary. I have a feeling I'll see something scarier than that in a town called Rogueport. But what are the chances are that?
Cut to the 100th Floor of the Pit of 100 Trials...
Bonetail: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Mario: Meep! I think I made wee-wee!
Vivian: Eww!
Mario: He is 100 times scarier than Zombone!
Cut back to Barrel Volcano...
Dead Zombie: Aww... That was uncalled for.
Mario: Do you have a name?
Dead Dragon: *sob* It *sob* use to be *sob* the Czar Dragon. But now *sob* it's Zombone!
Mallow: What's with the sobbing Zombone?
Zombone: *Sob* That mean red plumber was mean to me!
Mallow: Seriously?! Plumbers exist?!
Mario: Yes. What? Did you think they were a myth?
Flashback to Chapter 2...
Mallow: Belome is a myth, like plumbers!
Mario: ...
End of Flashback...
Mario: Oh yeah...
Mallow: Well, can we go past?
Zombone: Sure!
Mario and Co. enter the next room and find the sixth Dumb Star!
Mario: Yippee!
Mario obtains... Hey! Oh well...
Axem Red: We have the Star!
Axem Green: Behold how cool we are!
Axem Black: And how stupid you all look!
Axem Pink: And how ugly that princess looks!
Princess: Hey!
Axem Yellow: We are invincible!
Axem Red: C'mon, gang! The Blade is waiting!
Mario: Get them!
Axem Red obtains his first Dumb Star! He has six more to find.
Mario: Seriously! Where is that voice coming from?
The Axem Rangers and Mario and Co. make it to the top of the giant unflavored snowcone.
Mario: I thought we were in Barrel Volcano.
Lemmy turned it into a giant snowcone.
Mario: Oh yeah...
Axem Red: The Blade is late! What's taking him so long?!
Axem Yellow: It's right there.
Axem Red: Oh, right.
The Axem Rangers jump onto the Blade. Mario and Co. also jump onto the Blade.
Battle Start!
Axem Red: 500 HP
Axem Green: 450 HP
Axem Black: 300 HP
Axem Yellow: 600 HP
Axem Pink: 500 HP
Mario: 5 HP
Mallow: 5 HP
Geno: 6 HP
Bowser: 4 HP
Princess: 10 HP
Mario: Oh no! We forgot to heal after we fought Valentina!
Axem Green: DIE! Meteor Blast!
Mario: 0 HP
Mallow: 0 HP
Geno: MISSED!
Bowser: 0 HP
Princess: 0 HP
Geno: Ha! Missed me!
Axem Black: My turn!
Geno: Meep!
Axem Black: Spritz Bomb!
Geon: 0 HP
Mario and Co. are knocked out! GAME OVER!
Mario: NOOOOOO!!! I forgot to save!
After redoing the Prologue and Chapters 1-9...
Mario: We're back! And this time, we're healed!
Battle Start!
Axem Red: 500 HP
Axem Green: 450 HP
Axem Black: 300 HP
Axem Yellow: 600 HP
Axem Pink: 500 HP
Mario: 500 HP
Mallow: 450 HP
Geno: 300 HP
Bowser: 600 HP
Princess: 500 HP
Mario: DIE! Triple Rock Candy!
Axem Red: 0 HP
Axem Green: 0 HP
Axem Black: 0 HP
Axem Yellow: 0 HP
Axem Pink: 0 HP
Axem Red: FORMATION HO!!!
Axem Rangers:
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Mario and Co: Meep!
Axem Rangers: Cannons charged! Lasers locked! Guillotines good to go! Fire the Breaker! BREAKER BEAM!
Mario: We're over here.
Axem Rangers: HOW DID YOU AVOID THAT BLAST?!
Mallow: You blasted over there. *points to the left.*
Axem Rangers: OH NO! MUST RECHARGE!
Mario: Bucket of Water attack!
Axem Rangers: BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGADIBLAGIDIAAAG!!!
Axem Rangers: 0 HP
Axem Red: OH NO! I FORGOT TO INSTALL THE WATERPROOF ARMOR!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Mario: How did we survive?
Plothole!
Mallow: Look! The Star!
Mario obtains the sixth Dumb Star! Just one left to find!
Mario: That was TOO easy.
End of Chapter 10
Why did Axem Red forget to install the waterproof armor? Find out in Chapter 11: Exor Gets Destroyed!