Chapter 11: Exor Gets Destroyed!
Last time Mario and Co. found out that Nimbus Land’s hot springs are, well... hot springs. Also they lost to the Axem Rangers and had to redo their adventures for Stars 1-6! Now we go back to Mario and Co. in Nimbus Land again.
Mario: I’m stumped. Where do we need to go for our 7th Star?
Bowser: My Keep?
Princess: The Mushroom Kingdom?
Mario: No, Mack was there with Star 1.
Bowser: I said my Keep!
Mallow: The Forest Maze?
Mario: Bowyer with Star 2.
Bowser: Are you even listening?!
Geno: How about Seaside Town or the Sunken Ship?
Mario: Sunken Ship no. Seaside Town had Yaridovich and Star 5.
Bowser: Why are you ignoring me?!
Princess: How about Barrel Volcano?
Mario: We were just there.
Bowser: HEY!!!
Mario: What?
Bowser: How about we check my Keep?
Mario: That’s the greatest idea I’ve ever heard from you, Bowser! But how do we get there? The bridge is out!
For the last time! The bridge never fell!
Mario: Silly narrator!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
King Nimbus: Ah! There you are! How about you take the Royal Bus to Bowser’s Keep!
Mallow: Ok! (whispering to Mario) Never talk about where to go in the throne room or my dad will eavesdrop on us.
Mario: (whispering to Mallow) All right.
Mario and Co. go to the Royal Bus Stop to royally wait for the Royal Bus to arrive royally.
Mario: Did you have to include that many royals in that sentence?
Nope! I just did it to annoy you!
Mario: CURSE YOU NARRATOR!
Royal Bus Keeper: Hello, Prince Mallow! How may I help you?
Mallow: Can you bring the Royal Bus?
Royal Bus Keeper: Sure! HEY BOB! GET THAT BUS OVER HERE!
Bob: I’m here. Turns out the engine wasn’t ruined after all! It was actually full of jam!
Royal Bus Keeper: How on Plit did it get full of jam?
Bob: Well I gave a lift to some weirdo speaking of mustard and wearing an odd helmet! Than I noticed the engine was full of jam!
Fawful: Curses! My fill every engine of annoyingness has failed like a test of failure!
Mario: I have a feeling I’ll meet him in two of my adventures.
Bob: Well, hop on!
Bob, the Royal Bus Driver, flies the bus to Bowser’s Keep.
Mario: Hey the bridge isn’t out! Why didn’t the narrator tell me?
...
Bowser: Ah... The smell of boiling lava.
Geno: Lava?! AHHHHH!!!
Mario and Co. go through the parts Mario went through in the Prologue and then enter some new areas.
Croco: Hey! I’ll sell you guys and girl items!
Mario: Didn’t you die?
Croco: No, not really.
Mario: What do you have?
Croco: This legendary Guide! Mint condition!
Mario: Guide for what?
Croco: Guide for this Fun Fiction! It has detailed maps and everything!
Mario: I’ll take it!
Mario and Co. buy the guide for 350 coins. Mario and Co. are now in the 6 Doors room.
Wendy: Welcome! This is the 6 Doors Game Show! I’m your hostess, Wendy!
Random Moron: You were made from the Hostess Factory?!
Wendy: Not that kind of hostess, moron! Anyways, two Rooms have quizzes, two rooms have action stages, and two rooms have fighting! Pick your door!
Mario: 1
Mallow: 6
Geno: 5
Bowser: 3
Princess: 2
Wendy: Oh, and by the way, each room is hosted by a Koopaling.
Bowser: I just remembered something!
Mario: What?
Bowser: My Koopalings already do exist!
Mario: So you put Morton in your dungeon for no reason?
Bowser: Yeah, maybe.
With Mario…
Mario: What room is this?
Iggy: Welcome to the Quiz Room! I’m your host, Iggy Koopa!
Mario: Give me all the questions you have! I’m ready!
Iggy: Technically, Ludwig is doing the questions. I’m doing coin collecting, magic buttons, and ball solitaire.
Mario: Ok.
Now with Mallow…
Ludwig: Welcome! This is Door 6! I’m your host, Ludwig von Koopa!
Mallow: What room is this?
Ludwig: Just like my Lemmy’s Land section, quizzes!
Mallow: Fine. Give me a question!
Now with Geno…
Lemmy: Welcome! I’m your host, Lemmy! This room is an Action Stage.
Geno: What kind of action stages?
Lemmy: First platform hopping, then ball riding, and finally a Donkey Kong-like game!
Now with Bowser…
Larry: Welcome, King Dad! You already know who I am!
Bowser: Uhh... Who are you?
Larry: Larry!
Bowser: Larry who?
Larry: Your son.
Bowser: I have a son named Larry?
Larry: ...
Now with the princess…
Morton: Hi, hello, greetings, salutations, hola, what’s up? I’m your host, guide, Morton Koopa Jr!
Princess: Why did I pick Door 2?
Mario…
Mario: What’s the catch with coin collecting?
Iggy: You have to NOT get the last coin! There are 21 coins in this box.
Mario: Ok!
Mario takes 4
coins.
*17 Left*
Iggy: I’ll take
four!
*13 Left*
Mario: 4!
*9 Left*
Iggy: 4 again!
*5 Left*
Mario: 1!
*4 Left*
Iggy: 4!
*0!!!*
Mario: HA! I tricked you!
Mallow…
Ludwig: Question 13, who am I?
Mallow: Uhh... Ludwig von Koopa?
Ludwig: Right! You win!
Geno…
Geon: IT BURNS!!!
Lemmy: You didn’t even jump from the first platform yet.
Geno: Can I float?
Lemmy: Sure.
Geno: Than that makes this easier!
Geno floats to the door and enters the ball-riding section.
Bowser…
Larry: How can you not know your own son?!
Bowser: Who are you again?
Larry: AHHHHHHHHH!!! FINE! JUST GO ON!
Door 3 Complete!
Bowser: Heh. The old forget my son trick works every time.
Princess…
Morton: You only have one enemy, monster, person, bad guy left to fight, brawl, melee with!
Princess: Finally!
Mario…
Iggy: Magic buttons finished! Now for ball solitaire!
Mario: That can’t be too hard!
Mallow…
Ludwig: You may have guessed the right amount of barrels, but this is the toughest test yet!
Mallow: Bring it on!
Geno…
Geno: I can’t do it!
Lemmy: C’mon! Ball riding is fun!
Geno: I can’t get on! It’s too big!
Princess…
Princess: Finally done with this challenge.
Morton: You have completed, finished, ended Door 2! Goodbye, sayonara, chow!
Door 2 Complete!
Mario…
Iggy: You have finished my challenge!
Door 1 Complete!
Mallow…
Ludwig: Boo, Goo, Kipp, and Bones competed in a Triathlon. Find out which place each person was in.
Boo: I came in first!
Bones: I came in second!
Kipp: I came in third!
Goo: I came in fourth!
Mallow: Boy this is tough.
Ludwig: What do you guess?
Mallow: I’m guessing, Goo, Kipp, Bones, and Boo from fourth to first!
Ludwig: Correct! You pass!
Door 6 Complete!
Geno…
Lemmy: You finally got to the top!
Geo: It wasn’t easy.
Door 5 Complete!
Mario and Co. go to a new path that revealed itself and fall down into a room with a save block.
Mario: Our only choice is to go through that door!
Mario and Co. enter the door and find a Magikoopa.
Magikoopa: Destroy intruders!
Bowser: Destroy me and I’ll fire you.
Magikoopa: Uhh... Heal intruders! Give infinite coin chest to intruders!
Croco: Hey! I’ll sell you more items!
Mario: How did you get in here?
Croco: Plothole!
Mario: ... I’ll buy new armor!
Mario and Co. buy their Ultimate armor. Now they are in a hallway with a lot of Thwomps.
Mario: Run!!!
Mario and Co make it to the other side of the room and enter the next room, which looks exactly like the room where Mario fought Bowser in the Prologue.
???: HAHAHA!!!
Mario: Who’s there?
???: I am Boomer!
Mario: Where are you?
Boomer: Look up, fool!
Mario: I’ll just jump up to that chandelier.
Mario and Co. jump up onto the chandelier.
Boomer: En garde!
BOSS BATTLE START!
Boomer: 350 HP
Mario: 450 HP
Mallow: 300 HP
Geno: 500 HP
Bowser: 600 HP
Princess: 500
HP
Boomer: DIE!
Mario: 449 HP: That was your attack?
Boomer: Of course! Now for my ultimate attack! Commit Suicide!
Boomer: 0 HP: NOOOOOOO!!! YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME!
Mario and Co: ...
Shy Guy: To the TOP!
Mario: What?
BOOM!
Mario: What just happened?
Mallow: We got to the top somehow.
???: HAHAHA! FOOLS!
Mario: Who’s there?
???: I AM EXOR!
Mario: Where are you?
Exor: Up here, fool!
Mario: Oh!
BOSS BATTLE START!
Exor: 1 HP
R. Eye: 1 HP
L. Eye: 1 HP
Neosquid: 350
HP
Mario: Time to die! JUMP!
Exor: FOOL! MY EYES PROTECT ME SOMEHOW!
Mario: Oh. Than JUMP ON THE RIGHT EYE!
Right Eye: AHHHHHH!!!
Exor’s Protection Gone!
Exor: Crud...
Geno: Geno Whirl!
Exor: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOW I’M FORCED TO SWALLOW YOU!
Mario and Co: WHAT?!
Exor: NOOO! *BOOM!*
Exor’s hilt died!
End of Chapter 11:
Why was Exor forced to swallow Mario and Co? Why couldn’t Geno ride a ball? What about the seed? Find out on Chapter 12: Next Stop... Detour Around the World!