Leg 2
The Dryest Bones: Welcome back to the Amushroom Race! Last week, Boolosus and Giant Dry Bones (Team Big) were arguing almost all episode, and were eliminated for it. Now only eleven teams remain. Who will receive the grand prize? Read on and find out...
The theme plays and the screen shows some good flashbacks. Then, the screen comes back to The Dryest Bones...
The Dryest Bones: Team Ball got to the pitstop at 11:40 AM and will depart now at 11:40 PM. They have a seven hour lead on the second place team, so they have all the time in the world...
Team Ball (1st at route marker)
Ludwig: Enter the cave named after the opposite of Ludwig's obsession. HEY!
The Dryest Bones: Teams must now travel to the Vanilla Dome. There, they will receive their next clue.
Lemmy: Let's... OOH! A carnival!
Ludwig: Does it have... chocolate?
Lemmy: Chocolate and balls!
Ludwig: Vwell, we could stay there for four hours, Zi guess...
6 hours later...
Ludwig (fatter than Wario now): Let's *urp* go, Lemmy!
Lemmy: Look at all of my balls!
Ludwig sees Lemmy won every game he played and has 30 Clown Copters bringing balls back to his room.
Ludwig: Can vu get me a Clown Copter?
Lemmy: We're already in one!
Ludwig: You do know where vwe are going, right?
Lemmy: Well, a trained monkey could figure it out. It's the Vanilla Dome.
Ludwig: Of COURSE!
Lemmy: Well, we'll be there in about two hours.
Team Garlic (2nd at route marker)
Wario: The opposite of Ludwig's obsession...
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of the Vanilla Done!
Wario: Thanks, Scaredy!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of your thanks!
Wario: To Swooper Gliders.
Waluigi: But I'm SCARED of gliding!
Team Bubble (3rd at route marker)
Shy Guy: The opposite of Ludwig's obsession...
Wart: Vanilla!
Shy Guy: It's the opposite of chocolate! Let's boogie!
Wart: There are no planes there...
Shy Guy: Not a problem! To Shy Submarines!
Team SCREAM (4th at route marker)
Bogmire: Opposite... Ludwig's... obsession.
Rudy: It's either Vanilla or Turnip. Subcon is closer... so let's go to the Vanilla Dome!
Bogmire: Perfect... reasoning.
Rudy: Let's use Swooper Gliders.
Bogmire: Good... idea.
Team Muddy (5th at route marker)
Petey: A cave with... Vanilla!
Boomer: The Vanilla Dome, of course!
Petey: Let me eat you for a second.
Boomer: Will that really help?
Petey: I'm not going to swallow you...
Boomer: Fine.
Boomer enters Petey's giant mouth. Then, Petey launches Boomer over the sea.
Boomer: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hey, I can see my house from here! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Petey: Well, time to go.
6 minutes later, Petey launches himself out of Red Brief Volcano when it erupts.
Petey: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Hey, I can see my pipe from here! YAYYYYYYYYYYY!
Team Muddy lands in the Donut Plains ghost house.
Boomer: We're so close.
They go through the ghost house several times.
Petey: We're close... Close to doom!
Team 64 (6th at route marker)
Chief Chilly: It's obvious. It's the cave in Subcon.
Goomboss: Here's some Sleepy Shrooms.
Chief Chilly: Thank you *yawn* my friend.
Both go into a deep sleep.
Team Egg (7th at route marker)
Birdo: Well, we just passed a team... Hehe!
Birdo gets out a pen and draws funny faces on Team 64.
Yoshi: Yoshi think Birdo's drawings are funny!
Birdo: Hooray!
Yoshi: Yoshi think opposite of Ludwig's obsession is Vanilla Dome.
Birdo: Brilliant, honey!
Yoshi: Thanks for the melon!
Birdo: Let's go! Shy Submarines!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Team Koopa (8th at route marker)
Kamek: What is the opposite of your eldest son's obsession?
Bowser: Vanilla.
Kamek: Then let us go to your dome of it!
Bowser: Monty's Molers!
Kamek: Let us depart.
Team ? (9th at route marker)
The King: Top rank! Splended! Amazing!
Tatanga: What?
The King: The great hole of fire!
Tatanga: That's a volcano... and if you want to make it happy, you'll have to do whatever I say.
The King: Okay.
Tatanga: Now, swim as fast as you can with me on your back to the Vanilla Dome!
The King: Rodger Rodger!
The King and Tatanga swim to Donut Plains Ghost House.
Tatanga: Follow that Brother!
The King: MISSION CONFIRMED!
Tatanga: Why are you speaking like a robot?
The King: Question deleted!
Tatanga: ?
The King: VANILLA! That's what they make GOLF BALLS out of!
The King makes a hole in the wall.
Tatanga: Still don't get him...
Team Mario (10th at route marker)
Mario: I'm-a Mario! CHEESE!
Luigi: Time to test out the robot.
The Luigibot goes next to Mario.
Luigi: See you at the Pitstop, captain idiot! I programmed this robot to make you lose!
Luigi uses the nearby Dry Copter and escapes.
Mario: Mamamia!
Luigibot: CHEESE!
Mario: Don't say that, please.
Everyone on Plit: MARIO TALKED IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE THAT MADE SENSE?
Mario: Oh yeah, you see, being around Luigi makes me really stupid. Since I was away from him around an intelligent person (Kamek) for more than 10 hours, my IQ slightly increased. That's how I actually finish my lone adventures. But I like being clueless better.
Luigibot (I'll just call him Luigi now): I'm-a clueless!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: CHEESE!
Mario: To the Vanilla Dome!
Mario creates a speedboat out of Albatoss eggs and Magikoopa wands.
Mario: Kick for the cheese, Wigi boy.
Luigi: CHEESE!
Luigi starts kicking the speedboat, but malfunctions at the Vanilla Dome, so the real Luigi has to come back.
Mario: Goodbye brain, old, extremely underused friend.
Luigi: Awwww! I was taking a sand bath with The Dryest Bones, too!
A giant Koopa shell drops on Luigi.
Left Foot: DON'T TALK ABOUT DADDY LIKE THAT!
Kent C. Koopa: So it was YOU who took my shell, Luigi!
Luigi: No, it wasn't-a me!
Kent crushes Luigi.
Mario: Owowowowowowowowowow!
Kent: I haven't even touched you!
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Kent: Well, goodbye!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: I'm-a Luigi!
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Luigi: Let's-a go!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Luigi: Wow, Mario language actually works!
Team Puff (11th at route marker)
Peach: Let's go, Toad.
Fawful: The Mushroomy cap of froggyness is still being recovered. It gives me FURY!
Peach: I liked Toad better.
Toad: I'm back.
Fawful: This gives me UNFURY!
Toad: OK!!! I got you a private Toadstoolacopter while I was falling.
Peach: Let's go to the Vanilla Dome! I heard my Mario talking smart about it!
Toad: OK!
Team 64 (In Sub-con)
Chief Chilly: There's NO CLUE HERE!
Goomboss: Can I squish stuff now?
Chief Chilly: Go ahead.
Goomboss crushes everything in the level until...
Flutter: WHO WOKE ME UP!
Chief Chilly: Ummmmmmm, Pokey did?
People in Sub-con: Pokey! Pokey! Pokey!
Flutter throws
a Bob-omb, every different kind of vegetable, and every Snift in
Sub-con at Pokey!
Pokey: You had to hit EVERY ONE OF MY LAYERS 72 TIMES! Good thing it wasn't 73!
Flutter hits a POW block.
Pokey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pokey used Explosion!
Goomboss: WE FOUND FLUTTER!
The Dryest Bones: A Flutter is the butterfly form of Wiggler. If players find it, it will fly them directly to the Pitstop. Unfortunately, if players get it, they can't use it for the rest of the race. In this one, players would've had to figure out how to get to Sub-con and to the other side of the first level's waterfall. However, since Team 64 found it anyway, and they haven't used Flutter before, they get all of his power.
Flutter: Oh, a
team! I get off early today! YES! I'll take you to Luigi's Mansion's
Sealed Room,
the Pitstop for this leg of the race.
Chief Chilly: YES!
Flutter drops them down the chimney in less than a second.
Money Ghost: GWAHHHH!
The Dryest Bones: Welcome. Team 64, you're team number one, but...
Goomboss: YES!
Chief Chilly: Yes?
The Dryest Bones: This is one of my wacky legs. Don't worry, you're not eliminated, just telling you that last isn't going to be eliminated. And, as a special prize, you'll be haunted by this Boo for the rest of your days... and, ummmm, afterdays!
Chief Chilly: Great...
Goomboss: Can I eat the door?
The Dryest Bones: NO! As an extra bonus, you're all stuck in this room!
Team 64: NO!
In the ghost house...
Team Muddy
Petey: Haven't we passed that broken piece of wall be...fore...
Boomer: Blame Hannah and Barbara, the guys who made the Flint...stones...
Team Muddy: GO THROUGH THE HOLE!
At Monty's Molers...
Team Koopa
Kamek: Hey Monty! How's the Ultramagicrod 5000 going?
Monty: I gave up on that months ago!
Kamek: Oh...
Bowser: Gimme one of your drill vehicles.
Monty: No.
Bowser: Then let me be persuasive...
Bowser roasts Monty!
Monty: Fine! Here's the Golden Digger!
Monty leads them to a giant tank with a drill on it.
Bowser: AWESOME!
Kamek: Shouldn't we cool him off a bit?
Bowser: Fine, but JUST ONE SPELL.
Kamek: Blagityblag!
Kamek freezes Monty solid. Monty is still on frozen fire.
Kamek: Oops! Too strong!
Bowser: LET'S GO! And bring that humorous ice sculpture with you.
Kamek: Blagityblag!
Kamek transports Monty to Bowser's Chamber.
Bowser: Well, that's one traitor I won't have to throw in the dungeon!
Kamek: Ummmmm, how do you control this thing?
Bowser: Just PUSH BUTTONS!
Bowser pushes the "blow up the engine" button on the Digger.
Bowser: WHO PUTS A BLOW UP THE ENGINE BUTTON ON A DIGGER, ANYWAY?
Kamek: Let's try this one.
Bowser: Okay...
Bowser somehow presses the "Go to Vanilla Dome" button and they get digging.
At Swooper Gliders...
Team Garlic
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of gliders!
Wario: We all know!
Waluigi: I'm scared of We and All knowing!
Wario: Two gliders, please.
Swoopula: Sure, that'll be one chunk of your fat!
Swoopula takes a chunk out of Wario, making him skinnier.
Wario 2.0: Wario is AWESOME! Look at the massive pex, LOOK AT IT!
Waluigi: But I'm SCARED of pex!
Wario: Oh, come on!
Wario eats a cake in the cafeteria with Gourmet Guy.
Wario and Gourmet Guy: OH! … OH!\ … OH! IT'S THE MOST DELICIOUS CAKE EVER!
Wario and Gourmet Guy scarf down so much cake that Wario returns to his fat, porky self.
Wario: Mamamia!
Waluigi: I'm scared of Mama! She makes me do homework. AND I'M SCARED of math problems!
Wario: Well, our glider has arrived.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of arriving!
Wario pushes Waluigi out.
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Wario: WHOO!
Team SCREAM
Rudy: Can we trouble you for two gliders?
Swoopula: Grrrrrrrr, you're lucky I'm allergic to clowns, buddy.
Bogmire: We... go?
Rudy: Yep!
Rudy hangs on tight. Bogmire phases through his glider. Eventually, he gets a solid one for ghost users. Then, they pass Wario, who is stuck on a rock fending off dangerous Sushi.
Rudy: Hey Wario, you too heavy?
Wario: SHUT UP!
Rudy: Fine...
Wario: So, here's the deal. I give you this golden Cheep Cheep that I've been saving in my pocket since Mario Party 4, and you carry me while tailing that purple hang-glider.
Sushi: Ya, now just GIVE ME THE FISH!
Wario gives him the fish and they ride.
At Shy Submarines...
Team Bubble
Shy Guy: Cadet 20667 requesting private submarine, General Guy, SIR!
General Guy: Permission granted. Have a nice day, soldier.
Shy Guy: I will, sir!
Wart: What was that all about? I thought YOU were loyal to ME!
Shy Guy: Yeah, but after you disappeared, I needed a job.
Wart: Oh... that makes sense. Ah well, private sub!
Shy Guy: *phew*
Team Egg
Yoshi: Can Yoshi get private sub?
General Guy: NO!
Yoshi has been guilty of severe crimes such as eating and stomping
on Shy Guys!
Birdo: Please?
General Guy: Oh, Shy President Birdo, come on, we have your own private underwater jet ready!
Yoshi: YAY! Go Birdo!
Birdo: Hehe, thanks. *wink*
Team Mario (1st at Vanilla Dome)
Luigi: Go by water all the way to Lavalava Island.
The Dryest Bones: Teams must now travel to Lavalava Island. There, Kolorado will give them their next clue.
Luigi: Great... How are we going to get there?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario. TUNA!
Mario runs to the shore.
Luigi: Wait for-a me!
Whale: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE, I'M NOT A TUNA!
Mario: Tuna, it's-a me, Mario!
Whale: So, you want me to take you to Lavalava Island?
Mario: Okeydokey!
Luigi: How do you understand him?
Whale: I don't. I just guess.
Luigi: Oh...
In the sky...
Ludwig (now normal size): Vwe are in position.
Lemmy: Okay, Clowney, drop us.
Lemmy and Ludwig fall out of the Clown Copter's mouth and on the cluebox.
Team Ball (2nd at Vanilla Dome)
Ludwig: Vwe must go to Lavalava Island.
Lemmy: No problem. Ball Boat!
Lemmy uses his wand to summon some of his balls and forms a boat with them.
Ludwig: Is it safe?
Lemmy: SURE! Come aboard!
In the ocean...
Ludwig: Zis is safe.
A spiked Cheep Cheep pops the boat.
Ludwig: Vwe are doomed!
Lemmy: NOPE!
Lemmy plugs his own ball in, and then repatches his popped one.
Lemmy: HA!
Back at the Dome...
Team ? (3rd at Dome)
Tatanga: All right, Kingy, in order to make the giant fire golf hole happy, you have to swim me to Lavalava Island.
The King: YAY!
Team ? is there in .5 seconds.
The King: Hey, it's the hole!
Mt. Lavalava erupts.
The King: Hole not happy!
The King swims them all the way back to the Vanilla Dome.
Tatanga: YOU IDIOT!
The King: Hey, it's the stuff they make GOLF BALLS out of, vanilla!
Tatanga: I give up.
Team Muddy (4th at Dome)
Petey: Lavalava Island... Load the cannon!
Boomer: NO! That was SCARY! I felt like Waluigi out there!
Petey: Fine, we'll rent something else like NORMAL people.
Boomer: Excuse me, sir, do you have any high-speed water vehicles?
Fishing Pianta: No, but I have these insanely fast pink Bloopers.
Petey: That works.
Fishing Pianta: 200 coins.
Petey: Will ten coins and five beans work?
Fishing Pianta: Are you crazy? Gimme those beans!
Petey: YES!
Boomer: YEAH! I'm the first Blooper Bro!
Magic happens, and Boomer's outfit changes.
Boomer: I still have my boomerang, but I'm purple!
Petey: Excellent. Well, let's ride!
Pianta: Hehe, I have enough to buy out Fawful now...
A driller drives next to the Dome.
Team Koopa (5th at Dome)
Kamek: Lavalava Island... I have a timeshare there!
Bowser: How do you get there usually?
Kamek: I split the sea.
Bowser: Sooooooooo original.
Kamek splits the sea in two.
Kamek: Let's go.
Bowser: Yes, great leader.
Kamek: That's the nicest you've ever been to me. Even if it was sarcastic!
Team Bubble (6th at dome)
Wart: Follow that split ocean!
Shy Guy: Ummmmmmm, going in the submarine would actually be faster.
Wart: Gotcha!
A helicopter lands on the box.
Team Puff (7th at dome)
Peach: Toad, you're an idiot! Get a clue!
Toad: OK! Here's a clue!
Peach: Follow that split sea!
Toad: OK! (Still can't control myself!)
Team Egg (8th at dome)
Yoshi: Yoshi think we should get back in sub to Lavalava place.
Birdo: Good idea!
In the ocean...
Waluigi: WAAAAHHHH! I'm going down! I'm SCARED of down!
Wario: Welcome aboard!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of boards!
Wario: STOP! SUSHI, drop us off here.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of sushi! It gave me food poisoning!
Wario: UHG!
Team Garlic (9th at Dome)
Wario: Lavalava Island...
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of Islands!
Waluigi grabs onto Wario and dashes over the water to the island at light speed.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of light.
Kolorado: Here's your clue, old bean.
Waluigi: BEANS give me INDIGESTION! I'm SCARED of them!
Wario: Freezie...
Waluigi: But I'm...
Wario: Say it, and your new best friend will be THIS CANNON!
Wario points to a Banzai Bill Cannon.
Waluigi: Being quiet.
The Dryest Bones: A Freezie is a task only one team member can do. In this Freezie, players must retrieve (or steal) the Ultra Stone from Raphael the Raven, deep within the jungle. Then, they must bring it back to the Yoshi Leader. This will greatly test the player's will to win.
Wario: Wario will go!
Waluigi: NO! Don't leave me here!
Wario has already gone...
Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAA!
Wario: Well, at least I can find my way back.
Back at the dome...
Team SCREAM (Last at Dome)
Rudy: LAST?!
Bogmire: Last lets me speak in complete sentences! FINALLY!
Rudy: Well, that's an upside...
Bogmire: HEY! Isn't Ludwig's Lab around here?
Rudy: YEAH! Let's take stuff!
Bogmire: Noooo... we...just.. .passed... team.
Rudy: Well, we're not in last...
Team ? (in the dome)
Tatanga: They made the Fire Hole angry! Follow them!
The King: Must... beat... GOLF INSULTERS! ARGGGGGGG!
The King goes through Ludwig's Lab. There, he accidentally grabs the jet ski and Tatanga.
Tatanga: How did you get this?
The King: Gifts from the Fire Hole!
Tatanga: We just passed up Wart! And Yoshi! And Peach! And Bowser! And Mario! We're at the island!
Team ? (2nd at Island)
Tatanga: All right, Kingy. You have to find the giant, black bird and bring back the great, red, glowing golf ball to me. Think you can do it?
The King: I can do ANYTHING!
The King tries to fly, and crashes into Raphael's tree, making Raphael fall out.
Raphael: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?!
The King: The golf world. GIMME!
The King eats the Ultra Stone. Then, he brings it back to Tatanga.
Tatanga: Good.
Sushie: YOU STOLE MY KIDS!
Tatanga: RUN!
The King runs and sacrifices the ultra stone to the volcano.
Tatanag: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
The King: Hole happy now!
Tatanga: Great... Now WE HAVE TO GO GET IT OUT!
Back at the Dome...
Bogmire: Let's use these Bob-ombs.
Rudy: Well, we're in last.
Bogmire: Let's just grab these bricks.
Rudy makes a boat out of bricks.
Rudy: Now let's go!
The boat immediately sinks.
Bogmire: Now what?
Rudy: Bob-omb barrage!
They speed off and hit the tuna.
Whale: I'M A WHALE!
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Luigi: I'm with-a idiot!
Rudy: I'm on easy street!
Bogmire: I... don't... care.
Underwater...
Wart: We're losing ground.
Shy Guy: Fire the torpedo!
Torpedo Ted: I'M A TORPEDO!
Wart: We had to get the stupid torpedo.
Shy Guy: Well, I'm the second least liked Shy Guy in the General's Army. First is the one who always trips.
Torpedo Ted: I'M A TORPEDO!
Ted goes and sinks the whale.
Whale: We're going down!
Mario: Yippee!
Luigi: Mamamia!
Mario: Owowowowowowowow!
Luigi: I'm-a Luigi!
Mario: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!
Mario socks Luigi all the way to Raphael.
Raphael: Oh! Mario!
Luigi: I'M LUIGI!
Raphael: Sure you are, Mario. Anyway, here's an Ultra Stone you can give to the Yoshi Leader for a clue. Of course, since you don't have one anyway, his wouldn't really help.
Luigi: So... that's how Mario was actually good in Smash Bros.
Mario: I'm-a Mario! Yoshis have CHEESE!
Mario speeds off to the Yoshi Leader as Luigi comes out of the jungle.
Yoshi Leader: Here's your clue!
Mario: Owowowowwowow!
Luigi: No Mario, clue good!
Mario: It's-a me!
Luigi: Close enough... TO WALUIGI PINBALL!
The Dryest Bones: Teams must now get to the Waluigi Pinball machine in Rogueport's Pianta Casino. There, they will get their next clue.
Mario: FLAGPOLE!
Luigi: Yes, to Flagpole Catapults!
Still sailing...
Team Ball
Lemmy: LAND TO THE PORTSIDE!
Ludwig: VWHAT?
Lemmy: The island is on the left.
Ludwig: Oh... TURN!
Lemmy kicks his feet to turn.
Lemmy: We're almost there...
The sea splits in front of them.
Ludwig: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lemmy: YAY! Now I can roll!
Ludwig: Then let's go!
Team Ball (4th on Island)
Lemmy: You do it. I don't want to pop my ball.
Ludwig: Vine, I'll do it all.
Ludwig uses his wand to split the jungle in a straight path to Raphael.
Raphael: I've never seen you before... Are you one of Mario's friends?
Ludwig: Ves?
Raphael: Well, we do use something called ENGLISH here, but you seem innocent and stupid enough to hang out with Mario, so here's an Ultra Stone!
Ludwig: Goodie!
Ludwig returns, and seals up the pathway.
Lemmy: To WALUIGI PINBALL! Flagpole Catapults!
In the open ocean...
Kamek: I see it on the horizon!
Bowser: Then let's go.
Two submarines pass them...
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Wart: Haha!
Bowser: Hurry it up, Kam...
Peach: Passing through!
Toad: OK!
Bowser: UGH!
A whale passes them...
Rudy: I'm happy now!
Bowser: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, GO KAMEK!
Kamek: Sir, I'm already on the island.
Bowser: WAIT FOR YOUR KING!
Kamek: Sorry...
A Blooper goes past them.
Petey: YAHOO!
Boomer: BOOM! RIP! ROCK! ROLL!
Bowser: SHELL DASH!
Bowser enters his shell and spins at breakneck speed.
Kamek: Sir! We're behind all of the others!
Bowser: GRRRRRRRRRR!
Team Muddy (5th on Island)
Petey: I'll go.
Boomer: That's very brave of you.
Petey: … SCHREECH!
Lava Piranha: Hey Petey! You want me to get the Ultra Orb from Raphael?
Petey: That's right.
Lava: All right. Lava Buds, I choose you!
Lava Buds: Bud, La Bud, LA!
Lava: Fetch the Ultra Orb for Petey here.
Buds: BUD!
The Buds come back, and Petey gets the clue.
Petey: Waluigi Pinball... Let's go, Boomer!
Boomer: Awwwwww, my costume's back to normal.
Petey: Let's fly!
Boomer: YEAH!
Petey flies off.
Team Bubble (6th on Island)
Wart: Wart will go.
Wart hops to Raphael.
Raphael: Finally, a king of an animal. You must know the pressure of how it is leading an entire species.
Wart: Yeah, yeah, now GIVE ME THE ORB!
Raphael: Ok, here you go!
Shy Guy: Waluigi Pinball!
Wart: Let's go! Paper Boats!
Team Egg (7th on Island)
Yoshi: Yoshi go!
Yoshi eats every bush and drinks all of the water in front of him.
Raphal: Oh, a Yoshi...
Yoshi eats Raphael.
Ravens: YES! He made us stupid like that green guy and Mario.
Yoshi: Yoshi feel sorry for Ravens.
Ravens: Ravens like Yoshi.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Yoshi goes back to the village...
Birdo: Waluigi Pinball!
Yoshi: Yoshi think we should use paper boats.
Birdo: Good idea!
Team SCARE (8th on island)
Rudy: I'll go.
Bogmire: Ok! (Why did I say that?)
Rudy just scares everything with his ugly face.
M. Bush: MY EYES!
Other M. Bush: I'm on FIRE!
Lava Bubble: Thank goodness I can't burn!
Rudy gives him an icy stare.
Lava Bubble: WHO ARE YOU?! AAAAHHHHH!
Wario: RUDY!
Rudy: FATSO!
Wario: Let's just help each other out right now. I don't have the strength to fight.
Rudy: I don't know what YOU can do.
Wario pulls out a cell phone.
???: Hello?
Wario: 9-Volt? Tell me the way to Ultra Orbs.
9-Volt: There are some right under your butt!
Rudy: He's right! Ewwwwww!
9-Volt: We should hang out sometime...
Wario: Breaking up!
Wario hangs up.
Rudy: Which way is back?
Wario hears Waluigi scream.
Wario: THAT WAY! HURRY!
Rudy: Thanks, idiot!
Rudy traps Wario inside a music box!
Rudy: HAHAAHA! Nothing can stop me now! To Flagpole Catapults!
Baby Yoshi: Oooh! Boxy! Me wind!
The Yoshi winds up the box and Wario comes out.
Wario: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Wario starts plowing through the jungle.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of teams!
Wario plows through the water all the way to Rogueport.
Wario: Great... Now what?
Frankie: Da Don would like ta have a word with cha.
Wario: I'm SCARED of words!
Frankie: Not you, stick boy, the fatso that just ripped through the ocean and the opposing gang's base!
Gus: UHG!
Back at the island...
Team Puff (9th at island)
Peach: Well, we should...
Bowser: OUTTA MY WAY!
Team Koopa (Last at Island)
Bowser: I'll do it.
Bowser just burns down the whole village and jungle.
Bowser: Tell us, oh leader of the Yoshis, where did a little Koopa on a ball go?
Yoshi Leader: Rogueport.
Bowser: Thanks!
Bowser eats the leader.
Sushie and Leader's Friend: HEY, YOU CAN'T...
Bowser eats Sushie and the Leader's Friend.
Kamek: That was odd...
Bowser eats Kamek.
Bowser: Oops. Well, I'll cough him up later...
Bowser walks a few feet...
Bowser: Hey! It’s the warp pipe base of the rebel Koopa Troopas!
Koopa Leader: Bowser has found us! LAUNCH THE KOOPA SHELLS!
Koopa shells go flying everywhere, but all miss Bowser.
Insanely Rich Spear Guy: That's right, Gold-omb and Moneybags, you should buy...
A shell hits the Guy.
Spear Guy: BANANAS! Tasty BANANAS, lots of POTACIUM!
Ukiki: I'M RICH!
Bowser: Were those supposed to hit me?
Koopa Leader: WE SURRENDER!
Kamek: Blagityblag!
Kamek teleports out of Bowser's stomach and turns the rebel Koopas into bananas.
Gold-omb: The bananas are MINE!
Moneybags: Never!
Mario Referee: FIGHT!
Moneybags and Gold-omb start fighting.
Bowser: What was that all about?
Writer: You expected me to put in something that made sense?
Bowser: Good point...
Kamek: Let us go, my Lord.
Team Puff
Peach: Toad, fetch my Ultra Orb.
Toad: OK!
Toad gets the Ultra Orb and returns with ten spears in his cap.
Spear Guy: MUSHROOM KABOBS!
Spear Guy Village: YEAH!
Peach: Rogueport...
Toad: HELP!
Peach: UGH! Toad, you're an idiot!
Toad: OK!
We had to replace Toad again. Unfortunately...
Fawful: OK gives me FURY!
Spear Guy: Pea Kabobs!
Spear Guy Village: YEAH!
Fawful: That gives me UNFURY! AGAIN!
So we had to get...
Morton: It’s really great to finally be in this race, leg, dash to the finish, run, marathon. I'm not so happy, glad, joyous, cheerful, to be with, alongside, and accompanying Peach, Princess, Toadstool, but that's life.
Peach: You're the BIGGEST idiot.
Morton: OK! (OH MY GOSH! Peach found a way of brainwashing, controlling, taking over people's minds, abducting the thought process...)
Peach: Well, I'll just use the giant word bubble that you made to get there...
Peach walks over
Morton's rapidly increasing in size word bubble to Rogueport.
Morton's bubble
eventually gets so big that a fisherman in Rogueport reels it in.
Morton: OW! Ouch, a manner of being hurt...
Peach: ANGRY!
Flames engulf Peach.
Morton: Zipping my mouth.
Peach: That's better...
At Flagpole Catapults...
Team Mario
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Whomp: So ya want some catapults, boss?
Mario: Yippee!
Whomp: K, for ya, that'll be two hats.
Luigi: But I like my hat!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario pulls out Big Bob-omb and King Boo's crowns.
Whomp: WOW! Now with all dis, catapults are free all day!
Luigi: Mamamia!
Mario: Yippee!
Whomp: Noda problem. LAUNCH!
Team Mario get hurled very fast.
At a volcano...
Tatanga: COME ON, KINGY!
The King: PUFFY!
Tatanga: Quit gagging yourself in poison fumes. On second thought, keep going.
The King: I'm SPIDERKING!
Tatanga: DON'T FALL IN THE LAVA! If you do, I can't get a replacement!
The King: Spiderking, Spiderking, eats French fries and chicken wing!
The King somehow hits the Ultra Orb out of the volcano.
The King: Web power ACTIVATE!
Tatanga: WHAT? Hey, it's the Mario Bros! I'll brainwash Mario into picking us up.
Tatanga tries, but...
Tatanga: All I hear is... ELEVATOR MUSIC!
Mario: Do-do-do, do-do do, DO!
Tatanga: Wait... ELEVATOR MUSIC! Yep, The King is an idiot.
The King: All right, COSTUME CHANGE! The Green Kingturn!
Tatanga: Give it a rest...
The King starts flying and taking Tatanga with him in a giant, green Mushroom.
Tatanga: NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!
Back at the Catapults...
Lemmy: One catapult.
Whomp: U gots it!
Ludwig: Vow much vwill zis cost us?
Whomp: Wha? If you're asking how much it pays in a really ancient language, nothin!
Lemmy: Let's LAUNCH!
Lemmy and Ludwig go soaring until...
Tatnaga: I love flyi... OW! MY BACK!
Ludwig: Remove your back from my very powerful teeth IMMEDIATELY!
Tatanga: I would if there weren't a Koopa's klaw in my eyestalk!
Lemmy: Sorry...
Team SCREAM
Bogmire: One... catapult.
Whomp: K, see ya!
Rudy: AAAAHHHHH!
Lemmy: Welcome to the party!
The King: It's Mario Party!
Ludwig: No, he meant...
The King: HAMMER TOSS!
Tatanga: NO! Wait, we're above Rogueport. Go ahead.
Lemmy: NO! We're right above...
The three teams land on Zess T's contacts.
Zess T: MY CONTACT! That's IT, you're getting me another one. PER TEAM!
Bogmire: Here... Go.
Bogmire somehow bellows out a contact lens.
Zess T: GOOD JOB! You and clowny may pass.
Rudy: How DID you get contacts anyway?
Bogmire spits out Shivers.
Rudy: So THAT'S how he died!
Shivers: So... much... purple fire!
Zess: NO ONE'S GETTING PAST HERE!
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Zess: Oh, Mario! Go ahead, hon!
Mario: Mamamia!
Zess: Here's a Yoshi Cookie!
Mario: Yoshi!
Luigi: Well, anything is an improvement.
At Paper Boats
Team Bubble
Wart: You got any paper jets?
Mrs. Mowz: Why yes, cutie! I got one left!
Shy Guy: We'll take it!
Mrs. Mowz: All right, hon! That'll be one kiss!
Shy Guy: WHAT? Nonononononononononono!
Wart: I'll do it.
Mrs. Mowz: Ewww! No warts! Just that handsome devil inside that mask!
Shy Guy: FINE!
Shy Guy kisses Mrs. Mowz.
Mrs. Mowz: YAY! Here's my number!
Shy Guy: Whatever, let's GO, Wart!
Team Egg
Yoshi: Yoshi want a paper teleporter!
Mrs. Mowz: For free, hon!
Birdo: BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!
Mrs. Mowz: That'll be three eggs, you old hag.
Birdo: HAG? HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR LATELY?!
Yoshi: Yoshi will just give you two eggs.
Mrs. Mowz: Whatever you say!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Back at Rogueport...
Team Garlic
Da Don Pianta: Wario, fer beatin da security guard near Frankly's, I'll give cha one request. Now speak it to me as I eat this wonderful canoli.
Wario: Well, I'm in a... That canoli looks good!
Da Don: Request granted.
Wario: Awww... HEY! CANOLI!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of canoli!
Wario: Shut up!
Waluigi: But, I thought it was perfectly clear in the last leg that I'M SCARED OF UP!
Wario: I'm giving you a clown-in-the-box for your birthday if you DON'T SHUT UP!
Waluigi: *gulp*
Wario: The casino's right here, let's... HOW'D RUDY GET HERE?
Waluigi: WHAA! A CLOWN!
Waluigi faints.
Wario: Well, that's one less headache, and two more...
Team SCREAM (1st at casino)
Bogmire: Warp... Path... Trial... or Jail.
The Dryest Bones: A Warp Path is a selection between two challenges, each with its own pros and cons. In Trial, players will be given a magic wand that teleports them to level 90 of the Pit of 100 Trials. They must then defeat Bonetail in the ultimate Paper Mario battle WITHOUT using items or weapons. A chest on level 101 (the secret level I made up) will give them their next clue IF they can (plot twist will not be revealed here). This one can be short and easy, but Bonetail is one tough cookie. In Jail, one player must insult Don Pianta so bad that he "Takes kare of em" in his new torture dungeon. The other player MUST rescue that player (in other words, Kamek and Bogmire can't teleport, and no in-jail breakouts). Professor Frankly will be outside to hand them their next clue. This one is for the stealthy people, but if the one caught is the sneaky one, then this could take quite a while. As a special bonus, if a player fails to commit the jailbreak, his or her partner will rot in Piamafia jail forever.
Rudy: Trial.
Bogmire: Let's... GO!
Wario is just about to get to the machine, when a warp pipe knocks him back. Then, Petey breaks through the roof and KO's Wario.
Team Koopa (2nd at casino)
Kamek: Sir, would you breathe fire? I want to be in awe! Maybe on that Boo?
Bowser: Sure! I love fans!
Bowser roasts the Boo, who calls security and sends Bowser to his cell.
Bowser: KAMEK! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME?!
Kamek: All part of a plan, my Lord.
Team Muddy (3rd at casino)
Petey: Jail.
Boomer: Let me rot.
Petey: All right... HEY MISTER!
Frankie: YA?
Boomer: Take THIS!
Boomer uses his boomerang to chop off Frankie's palm tree.
Frankie: Come wit me, u dead man.
Boomer: All right...
Team Mario (4th at Casino)
Luigi: Trial.
Mario: Yippee!
Luigi: What did you do?
Luigi sees that Mario changed the sign from Casino to "Coin Place of the Pianta Mafia. Come here to get ripped off and stolen from. Luigi wrote this, and I'm-a Mario!"
Luigi: Great... NOW I GOT TO SAVE YOU!
Pianta: Is your name Luigi?
Luigi: I'm the one and only!
Pianta: Two things: One, my neighbor's name is Luigi. And two, come with me!
Luigi: But MARIO did it!
Pianta: But the sign says YOU did it.
Luigi: Mario! HELP ME!
Mario: Have fun, son. *sob* THEY GROW UP SO FAASSTTT!
Luigi: You ain't our mama.
Mario: Mama's me-a!
Luigi: I'm doomed...
Team Egg teleports into the casino (5th).
Yoshi: TRIALS!
Birdo: Whatever you say, honey.
Yoshi: YOSHI!
A jet lands next to the casino.
Team Bubble (6th at casino)
Wart: Trail *ribbit*
Shy Guy: Trial!
Wart: Whatever!
Soon, Wario and Waluigi wake up...
Team Garlic (7th at casino)
Wario: DON PIANTA IS A WIMP!
Don Pianta: You're coming with me, fat boy. And give me back the canoli.
Wario: I ate it.
Don: No prob. BOO! Get the canoli out of this guy.
The Casino Boo goes through Wario and takes the canoli.
Wario: HEY! That's MINE!
Don: Not anymore!
Wario: HEY! Waluigi.
Waluigi: Hey is for horses and I'm SCARED of horses!
Wario: BOO!
Boo: Yes?
Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Waluigi knocks out the Don in his terror.
Wario: Good job, stick boy.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of sticks!
Frankly: Here's your clue.
Wario: Advance to Luigi's Mansion's Sealed Room, the Pitstop for this leg of the race.
The Dryest Bones:
Well, Wario was pretty thorough. Yes, players must enter the
Sealed Room of
Luigi's Mansion. However, there is only one way to Luigi's Mansion from
Rogueport, through Twilight Town, so idiots may not be able to discover
the mansion, much less the Sealed Room.
Wario: Twilight Town!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of twilight! That's what they named the scene in the last Star Wars movie when Yoda died! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Wario: What a baby!
Waluigi: THANKS for reminding me of my babysitting job because I'M SCARED OF BABIES! WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I JUST REALIZED I ONCE WAS ONE!!!
Wario: Whatever...
Saying bye to
a word bubble...
Team Puff (8th
at casino)
Peach: Trial! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO to one of those filthy, disgusting, and revolting jails.
Morton: I agree fully!
Peach: You are no longer an idiot!
Morton: YAY!
Peach: Now you are!
Morton: No!
Back at the plaza...
Ludwig: Look, lady, vwe just vwant to get through for a few minutes.
Zess T: NO WAY!
Lemmy: I got glasses!
Zess: NO! ONLY CONTACTS!
Iggy: GIVE THOSE BACK!
Lemmy: Sorry!
Tatanga: I can grow an extra working pair of eyes.
Zess: DEAL! GIMME THOSE RUBY EYES!
Tatanga grows two eyes under his old ones. Then, his old ones pop out with Zess T's. He squishes Zess' and Tatanga’s goes in her head.
Zess: I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GONE!
Lemmy: Can I get through?
Zess: EYES... Oh, sure.
Lemmy: YAY!
Team ? (9th at Casino)
Tatanga: There are golf balls down that pit.
The King: GOLF!!! SUPERKING CAN DO IT!
Tatanga: Stop with the superhero jokes!
The King: The Inkingable Hulk?
Tatanga: ESPECIALLY HIM!
The King turns all green and muscular.
Inkingable: King play golf and SMASH!
Tatanga: Now we're getting somewhere...
Team Ball (Last at Casino)
Lemmy: I WANNA BE IN JAIL!
Gus: I'll trade you.
Lemmy: DEAL!
Ludwig: Does your mind work in a manifestation that (Ludwig uses some more really big words) Supercalafragilisticexpeallidocious!
Pianta: BIG WORDS! BIG WORDS! HURT PIANTA'S PUNY BRAIN! Must give away keys for no reason!
Ludwig: VES! Here ya go, Lemmy.
Lemmy: Se ya dad!
Bowser: Bye son, nice seeing you and teaching me how to make freeze guns! DANG IT, I JUST FORGOT!
Kamek: Blagityblag!
Bowser's cell bars turn into Fried Stork.
Bowser: Just as good as that one Interview...
Kamek: Let us go catch up to Lemmy!
Bowser: ALL RIGHT!
Frankly: WOW! Two teams! Well, here's a clue each.
Lemmy: I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!
Bowser: King Boo's resort! He told me where it was before he disbanded from the Koopa Klan.
Kamek: Let us soar!
Bowser and Kamek get into Clown Copters and fall down the pipe to Twilight Town.
Kamek: Good thing my wand has my name on it!
Bowser: Good thing my tongue has my name on it!
The Copters drop the two in the Sealed Room.
The Dryest Bones: Bowser and Kamek, you are team number 2!
Bowser: YEAH!
Goomboss: Welcome to the party!
Money Ghost: OOOOH! Lose a turn, Chief Chilly! I'm getting’ to the Candy Cane Castle!
Chief Chilly: Awwwww...
Kamek: Are we all stuck here?
The Dryest Bones: Yep.
Bowser: Great...
In The Pit of 100 Trials...
Bogmire: Battles... all... easy.
Rudy: I know!
Bonetail: YUM! A TASTY SNACK AND A GRAPE SPREAD!
Rudy: Paperrama! Antivitomin Toss!
Rudy sends an infected Megavitamin into Bonetail.
Bonetail: NOOOO!
BOOM!
Rudy: TO 101!
Chest: I got the clue!
Bogmire: OPEN!
Chest: INSTANT DEATH!
The Chest unleashes a spell that should've killed Bogmire, but...
Rudy: You can't KILL a ghost!
Chest: Well, here's a clue!
Rudy: Sealed Room...
Bogmire: I... know... mansion... like... back... of... slime.
Rudy: Good, I thought you would've said hand... which you don't have.
Bogmire: Pipe... there... right next to me!
Rudy: All right, let's go.
Team Egg
Birdo: This is too easy...
Bonetail: ROAR!
Yoshi: Yoshi will battle.
Bonetail: MMMMMMMM, a wrapped tongue with meat and eggs!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Yoshi eats the dragon's tail, which is the source of all Paper Mario dragons' power.
Bonetail: Goodbye!
Bonetail falls apart.
Chest: I got yer clue!
Yoshi: Yoshi don't have time today...
Yoshi eats the chest.
Yoshi: Sealed Room...
Birdo: KING BOO
TOLD ME WHERE THAT WAS! I was having trouble getting a good mansion
score and finding
Boos, so he told me!
Yoshi: YAY FOR LOUSY LUIGI'S MANSION SKILLS!
Team Bubble
Wart: All too easy...
Shy Guy: Yes, now conquer Bonetail.
Wart: SIR YES SIR!
Bonetail: Well, time to get a frog in my throat!
Wart: NO WAY!
Bonetail: Yes way!
Wart: No.
Bonetail: Yes.
Wart: No.
Bonetail: Yes.
Wart: No
Bonetail: ...
Wart: What? Did you fall to pieces?
Shy Guy: All ready!
Wart: BAM!
Wart blows up Bonetail.
Wart: Thank you, Shy Explosives!
Shy Guy: Shy Explosives, you buy stuff, you blow stuff!
Wart: Whatever...
Chest: I'm a MAGIC CHEST! LEAVE NOW!
Wart: Nah, your curses stink anyway.
Chest: Blagityblag!
The chest turns Wart into a banana.
Gold-omb: MINE!
Moneybags: NO WAY!
Mario Referee: FIGHT!
Gold-omb and Moneybags start fighting... AGAIN!
Shy Guy: OOOHHH! A TOY BOX! Must... conquer!
Chest: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The chest somehow runs away.
Shy Guy: Sealed Room... MY ANCESTERS GUARD THAT PLACE!
Wartana: STOP IT!
Wart returns to his regular self.
Gold-omb: No bananas? Bananaless?
Wart: YEP!
Moneybags: Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney!
Shy Guy: Let's just go down the pipe.
Wart: Ok...
Team Puff
Morton and Peach: Ya know, we just can't stop talking about Mario! He looks so nice, pretty, gleaming, respectable...
Bonetail: MAKE IT STOP!
Bonetail takes off his shin, which makes him fall apart.
Morton: Well, that was nice, convenient, splendid.
Peach: I like you...
Morton: YAY! Yes, gotcha!
Peach: At least it wasn't OK!
Chest: OK!
Peach: I'LL KILL YOU!
Peach is seen by Morton doing very evil and horrendous things to the chest.
Chest: OK! Here's your clue!
The chest fades away to nowhere...
Morton: Th... th... the…
Peach: OUT WITH IT, KID!
Morton: THE SEALED ROOM!
Peach: Now was that so hard?
Morton: Yes.
Peach: Oh...
Morton: But LET'S WIN THIS THING!
Peach: YEAH!
Team ?
King: KING SMASH!
Bonetail: DON'T HURT ME!
King: You are made out of...
The King returns to normal.
The King: GOLF BALLS!
The King tees up Bonetail's head and launches it into space...
Lord Crump: I love a moon base! No pesky neighbors, no florescent scents, no GIANT DEAD DRAGON HEADS!
The moon explodes!
Tatanga: NO! That was the 66th thing I conquered!
The King: No more giant golf ball?
Chest (now with spiky teeth): I GOT GOLF BALLS! Just stick your head inside my mouth...
Tatanga: No thanks!
A spaceship lands on the chest, and the clue flies out.
Samus: HERE! HE'S YOUR HEADACHE NOW!
Dr. Mario: It's-a me!
Tatanga zaps him with his laser.
The King: Let's-a go down that golf hole to the sealed golf course!
Tatanga: For once, I agree with you.
The King: King Flash!
Tatanga: Wha?
The King runs around the planet seventy times, and lands in the Sealed Room for a water break.
The Dryest Bones: Tatanga and The King, you're team number 3.
Tatanga: I repeat, wha?
The King: OOOH! Candykane Land!
Money Ghost: Come and join us!
Kamek: I WIN AGAIN!
Chief Chilly:
It's like the dice magically appear to be the number you need, eh
Kamek?
Kamek: Lucky me! Hehe...
In Piamafia jail...
Luigi: Mamamia, I'm so doomed...
Boomer: Wait, why does he get to talk before me?
Writer: I dunno because...
Writer takes of a costume and appears to be a smart Torpedo Ted.
Ted: I'M A TORPEDO!
Well, maybe not smart...
Real Writer: GET OUT OF MY SEAT!
Ted: I'M A TORPEDO!
Back in reality...
Petey: BOOMER!
Boomer: PETEY? PETEY! How'd YOU get past the guards?
Petey: I ate them.
Petey's Stomach: LET US OUT! Ewwww, there's a worm in here... I'm-a Mario!
Petey: Huh?
Petey throws up, and reveals two Piantas, the Goomba he ate in the first episode, and...
Luigi: MARIO!
Mario: YIPPEE! Mario Bros!
Luigi: Yes Mario, YES! Now let me out so the Mario Bros. can be BACK TOGETHER!
Mario is seen putting a Pianta into a Mario Bros. machine.
Machine: PAYMENT ACCEPTED! WELCOME TO MARIO BROS!
Mario: Yippee!
Luigi: NO!
Machine: WILL FREE LUIGI AND BOOMER IN 1...
The machine blows up and breaks the cells!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: WOW! He either got a brain, or was really lucky!
Boomer: LET'S GO!
Petey: YEAH!
Frankly: Here ya go!
Petey: Boomer, DOWN THE PIPE THIS INSTANT!
Boomer: All right...
Mario: TO THE SEALED ROOM!
Everyone on Plit: MARIO TALKED IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE THAT MADE SENSE WITH LUIGI AROUND?
Mario: The explosion gave me fifth grade education...
Luigi: YAHOO!
Mario: Now, let's-a go!
Luigi: YES SIR, Mr. Smart Brother! I love you again!
Mario: Thanks...
A ball is rolling toward Luigi's Mansion.
Lemmy: MY BALL!
Dour: Kickball is fun!
Lemmy: HI-YA!
Lemmy kicks Dour so hard that he goes around the world, hits Lemmy's ball back to Lemmy, and hits Team Ball in the back through the window to the Sealed Room.
The Dryest Bones: Lemmy and Ludwig, you're team number 4!
Ludwig: SUCCESS!
Lemmy: Good, now I can accept this leg...
The Dryest Bones: YES!
Kamek: I WIN AGAIN! TWENTY MILLION TIMES IN A ROW! HOW LUCKY IS THAT?!
Chief Chilly: You always go first, and you always roll to the shortcut to the end.
Kamek: SUPER LUCKY!
Three teams are rushing toward the Mansion: Bubble, SCREAM, and Egg (winning by that order).
Wart: SUPER JUMP!
Rudy: NO YOU DON'T!
Team SCREAM and Shy Guy grab on to Wart, but Bogmire hits Rudy with a hammer down the chimney...
Smithy: HO! HO! HO!
...and then skydives down it, too. Wart soon follows...
The Dryest Bones: Team SCREAM, you're team number 5!
Rudy: YES! Close to where we were last time!
Bogmire: Bogmire.. .excited!
Wart and Shy Guy come crashing down...
The Dryest Bones: Wart and Shy Guy, you are team number six...
Wart: YES!
The Dryest Bones: BUT! This was my wacky leg, so you're eliminated!
Wart: WHAT?
The Dryest Bones: Yep, I flipped an 11-sided coin, and sixth was chosen. However, since you're so dim-witted, I might just give you another chance...
Shy Guy: HOW?
The Dyrest Bones: I'll tell ALL OF PLIT at the end of the fourth leg...
Wart: I can wait.
Shy Guy: Me too!
The Dryest Bones: ALL RIGHT!
Team Egg
Birdo: We *huff* are here.
Wario: So *huff* are we!
Birdo: How'd you find us?
Wario: The Wario Car really comes in handy!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of the Wario Car!
Wario: We all knew THAT!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of that!
Waluigi drags both teams up the mansion wall (Kammy: HE DEFIED PHYSICS! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?) and into the broken Sealed Room window.
Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Almost ALL OF MY GREATEST FEARS IN ONE ROOM!
The Dryest Bones: Team Garlic (considering that they were the ones that found the room) is team 7, Yoshi and Birdo are team 8!
Birdo: Why do I only see six teams and Yoshi?
The Dryest Bones: This is one of my wacky legs, so Wart and Shy Guy are already eliminated...
Yoshi: YAY!
A hot word balloon soars over the mansion.
Peach: SHUT UP NOW!
Morton: YES, MA’AM!
Peach: MA’AM IS MY GREAT-GRANDMA! I WANT TOAD BACK!
Toad: OK!
Peach: You're both idiots.
Morton and Toad: OK!
The Dryest Bones: Team Puff and Morton, you're team number 9!
Peach: PEACHY!
Morton and Toad: YAY!
Peach: You're both still idiots.
Morton and Toad: YAY!
Suddenly, Petey crashes through the roof...
The Dryest Bones: Petey and Boomer, you're team number 10!
Petey: ALL RIGHT! Avoiding elimination yet again!
Boomer: Very good, Petey.
Very happy music plays as Luigi sucks up the Sealed Room's door!
Money Ghost: NEW GAME! Journey to Cheeseland!
Mario: Che... che...
Luigi: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mario: CHEESE!
Luigi: Well, it was good while it lasted...
The Dryest Bones: Mario and Luigi, you are the last team to arrive...
Luigi: Yahoo!
The Dryest Bones: But, this was one of my wacky legs, so neither of you are eliminated!
Luigi: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mario: Mamamia! Yahoo!
The Dryest Bones: Well, that's all the waste of time I'm giving you today! See ya soon!
Current Standings:
1st: Chief Chilly
and Goomboss (Team 64) -NO Flutter
2nd: Kamek and
Bowser (Team Koopa)
3rd: Tatanga
and The King (Team ?)
4th: Lemmy and
Ludwig (Team Ball) -NO Flutter
5th: Rudy and
Bogmire (Team SCREAM)
6th: Wario and
Waluigi (Team Garlic)
7th: Yoshi and
Birdo (Team Egg)
8th: Peach and
Toad/Fawful/Morton (Team Puff)
9th: Petey and
Boomer (Team Muddy)
10th: Mario and
Luigi (Team Mario)
Eliminated: Wart
and Shy Guy (Team Bubble)
Eliminated: Boolossus
and Giant Dry Bones (Team Big)