Leg 4
The Dryest Bones: Welcome back, with one more leg of our exciting race! Last week, Team Puff was eliminated due to Peach's reluctance to save Toad's miserable life. Oh well, on with the show!
The screen shows Baby Bowsers exploding, Cactaur, and a lot of other important things, but mostly more explosions. Then, The Dryest Bones gets the camera back.
The Dryest Bones: Team Mario will leave...
The Dryest Bones taps his foot for a while.
The Dryest Bones: RIGHT NOW!
Team Mario (1st at route marker)
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Luigi: I'm-a doomed!
Mario: My name is Mario!
Luigi: Never heard that one before! Anyway, we're going to Desert Cannon!
The Dryest Bones: Teams must trek to Level 2's Cannon from New Super Mario Brothers. It is there they will find their next clue.
Luigi: Well, we have to go through Level 2-3 to get there.
Mario: I've-a got it!
Luigi: Mario, that's a Microgoomba in a ? Box.
Microgoomba: Uhhh, no I'm not! I'm a cannon!
Torpedo Ted: I'M A TORPEDO!
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Luigi: Yep, totally doomed.
Mario: Mario's the SUPERSTAR!
The Eternal Star falls from the sky and lands on Mario, Luigi, and Torpedo Ted. They all fall on the cannon.
Team Mario (1st at Cannon)
Luigi: Where is that clue box?
Mario: Where is my brain?
Luigi: You HAD a brain?
Mario: Yippee!
Mario sticks Torpedo Ted in his head.
Luigi: 0.0
Mario: Mario's-the-TORPEDO! Mario AWAY!
Mario launches himself into World 5's Castle.
Luigi: Well, where do I have to go?
The Dryest Bones: Luigi and teams must somehow get to World 5's Castle. They can use the cannon. It is there, they will find their next clue.
Luigi: I'm-a off!
Luigi launches himself.
In the Interview studio...
Yoshi: Yoshi bored!
Birdo: This is the first time I've spoken since Leg 2! Didn't anyone notice?
Fred Fredburger: Yes!
Dark Bones: Oh no! You're banned from the studio!
Fred: Yes!
Dark Bones is throwing Fred Fredburger out the window. However, he forgets that there is only a window on the interviewing floor, which is 20 stories up. While he goes there...
All Teams except Mario and Waluigi: ESCAPE!
Waluigi: But I'm SCARED of escape! Especially when it's yelled to the heavens.
In the heavens...
DAD: I HEARD THAT!
At the clue box...
All teams besides Mario (2nd-Last at route marker)
All Teams besides Mario and Waluigi: The Cannon!
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Team Garlic
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wario: Zombie Wario!
Wario somehow turns into a zombie.
Waluigi: A ZOMBIE!
Wario bites Waluigi. This turns him into a mindless (and therefore fearless) zombie. Then, he turns back to normal.
Wario: Let's-a go!
Waluigi: Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Wario: Hello?
Waluigi: Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Wario: Oh yeah! I forgot, mindless!
Wario uses Waluigi as a battering ram and plows through Level 2-3 and Level 2-A.
Team Garlic (2nd at Cannon)
Wario: Castle!
Waluigi: Castle...
Waluigi uses his superzombie powers to takeover every castle in New Super Mario Brothers and move them to him.
In Level 5...
Luigi: I thought the castle was right here!
Team Garlic (In Castle)
Wario: Where's the clue box?
Random Dry Bones: At the end of the castle.
Waluigi: Unnnnnn...
Waluigi turns back to normal. All of the castles move back toward their original spots.
Luigi: AAAAHHHH!!!
The castle runs over Luigi.
Team Mario (2nd at Castle)
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Torpedo Ted: There's nothing in there! So.. .lonely... lost interest to say I'm a torpedo.
Plit: FINALLY!
Luigi (flatter than a pancake): I should've bought that "gotten run over by a castle" medical insurance.
Mario: It's-a Wario!
Wario: How observant!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of observing! Also, I'm scared of observant, observe, observed, observes, and observer! I'm SCARED of suffixes!
Wario: Oh boy...
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of boys! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I AM ONE!
Waluigi rips through the castle like he usually does when I want to keep him in... Did I just say that out loud?
The Dryest Bones: ARG!
The Dryest Bones beats up the old narrator, who turns out to be Refrigerator. A new narrator (Dull Bones) takes his place.
Mario: Birdie!
Mario goes through the castle following Waluigi. He drags Wario and Luigi behind him. They're now all lost.
Team Egg
Yoshi: Yoshi will buy stuff at Yoshi Market!
Birdo: There's a Yoshi Market?
Yoshi: Yes. On another planet, it's called Black Market.
Birdo: 0.0 You do know those are bad people, right?
Yoshi: What bad people?
At the Yoshi Market...
Boshi: Yoshi! You want a 100 percent very nice Egg Rifle?
Yoshi: Not today. Yoshi want transporter!
Boshi: All right, here's a 100 percent nice Egg Tank! Only 300 Golden Coins for the next six seconds!
Yoshi: Yoshi thought there were only six.
Boshi: Oh... Well, it's six then!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Yoshi gives Boshi the Six Golden Coins.
Boshi: Thanks. Oh, and there's an absolute 0 percent chance that the tank will blow up a quarter of Yoshi’s Island.
Birdo: Well, that was interesting.
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Yoshi and Birdo get in the tank. Yoshi presses the GO button, and it blows up a quarter of Yoshi’s Island.
Yoshi: 0.0
Birdo: Wow... What does THIS button do?
Birdo presses the "Blow up Yoshi’s Island" button. The tank starts, and blows up Boshi.
Booshi (I couldn't think of a better pun): Aw man! HEY, I can fly!
Tank: Welcome to the Egg Destroyer 3000! Where do you want to go?
Birdo: The cannon in the desert!
Tank: Accepted! Hold on...
The tank goes at ten miles an hour.
Yoshi, Birdo, and the tank: 0.0
Team DS
Cactaur: Let's just use the river!
Chief Chilly: What river?
Cactaur goes into a Bandit base. A river shortly flows out of it.
Goomboss: 0.0
Chief Chilly: How'd you do that?
Cactaur: I absorbed the moisture from the Bandits, and made a river.
In the Interview studio...
Yishotimi: Since when did we get a river?
Egg Guy: Don't ask me! I am just here to go on expeditions and get beat up on!
In the river...
Goomboss: *glug* Can we switch places?
Chief Chilly: NO! You make an excellent boat!
Cactaur: Please?
Goomboss: NO! You make an excellent paddle. And I make an excellent captain!
Team ?
Tatanga: Well, I'm officially fed up with you!
The King: I'm a vampire!
The King turns into a pile of ashes.
Tatanga: O.O
The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego: Why do people keep using this pun?
Tatanga: King?
The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego: No! Imbeciles! Why do I even come to this dimension? Anyway, I'm The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego! Bask in the glory of my banana for a head, and my IQ of 300! BASK IN IT!
Tatanga: Well, Bobobo pun or not, a genius is much better than that blithering idiot!
The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego: Who said I'm a genius? My IQ may be 300, but that doesn't mean I don't have to not use it!
Tatanga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego: Just kidding! Anyway, let's go!
The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego makes a boat out of dried-out Bandits and floats down the river.
In the river...
Chief Chilly: Almost there...
Goomboss: WE'D BETTER BE!
Tatanga: Hello!
Cactaur: HOW *glug* DID YOU PASS *glug* US?
The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego: My brain!
Goomboss: Something looks different about you...
The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego: That's because... I'm a werewolf!
Chief Chilly: Flash of silver ice!
Chief Chilly launches a silver ice cube at The-King-from-another-dimension-sort-of-like-his-alter-ego. He disintegrates, and The King returns.
The King: I'm NOT a vampire!
Tatanga: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Fred Fredburger: Yes!
Chief Chilly: Well, we're here!
A tank pulls up near the boats.
Teams DS, ?, and Egg (3rd, 4th, and 5th, respectively)
Those three teams: TO THE CANNON!
Team Ball
Ludwig: Vwe should...
Lemmy: Don't suggest! I'll just do THIS!
Lemmy walks up to the Interview studio.
Lemmy: HELLO EVERYONE!
Thousands of Lemmy's fans come out.
Random Koopa: WE LOVE YOU, LEMMY!
Random Goomba: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Kammy: IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU? WE ARE YOUR ETERNAL SLAVES!
Lemmy: Carry me to the cannon.
Fans: YAY!
The fans carry Lemmy and Ludwig to the cannon.
Team Ball (6th at cannon)
Lemmy: LAUNCH!
The fans set the cannon off so hard, Lemmy and Ludwig are shot at light speed toward the castle.
Team Ball (3rd at Castle)
Lemmy: ICE!
Lemmy slides super fast on the ice, and slips all the way to Petey's chamber.
Team Ball (1st at Petey's Chamber)
Ludwig: Zit is a Pipe Path, DK or OK!
The Dryest Bones: A Pipe Path is a choice between two warp pipes, leading toward a challenge each, both with their own pros and cons. In DK, teams must find (as in a warp pipe won't be provided) the karaoke bar and recite the DK Rap PERFECTLY! Those with speech problems, that don't know the music, or hate DK will have great trouble with this one. In OK!, teams must go down the pipe to Mushroom Mix-Up, where they will play ten rounds of it in a row. If they win ten times straight, Toad will hand them their next clue. It could be difficult winning ten times in a row, and the challengers get tougher with every level. However, this could be short for the faster people.
Lemmy: OK!
Toad: OK! Follow me!
Team Muddy
Petey: The cannon!
Boomer: It's two levels away...
Petey: Nope.
Petey eats Level 2-3 and 2-A
Boomer: O.O You're a freak... I LOVE IT!
Petey: Ohhhhh, not fealing so good...
Boomer: Toss your lunch over there...
Petey throws up the levels on Bowser and Kamek.
Bowser: Can't move... CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?
Kamek: Sold magic for gambling, remember?
Bowser: I'LL KILL YOU!
Kamek: That's not going to help...
Team SCREAM
Bogmire: Thanks...
Petey: What?
Rudy: You happened to put the levels on Bowser and Kamek, who were behind us. We got through in the nick of time...
Boomer: Dang it...
Rudy: Ha ha Happy Kinfe!
Rudy blows up the cannon, which randomly sends him and Bogmire to the castle. Petey and Boomer are left stranded.
Petey: Great...
Boomer: You READ the script.
Petey: Yep...
Boomer: THEN SEE HOW WE GET OUT OF THIS!
Petey: I can't.
Boomer: WHY?
Petey: Because the author is typing this right now, so it won't happen until he types that.
Boomer: So we have to obey the laws of physics?
Petey: Good point...
Petey looks ahead in the part of the script I never wrote, and somehow gets an answer.
Petey: We go through every single level until we get to the castle.
Boomer: WHAT?!
Petey: We'd better get started...
Team Mario (lost in castle)
Mario: Wheeeee!
Mario is seen falling into a bottomless pit. Then, he gets revived, and goes back into the bottomless pit.
Luigi: Mamamia! Well, time to put in the infinite lives cheat.
Luigi enters a secret code so Mario will never die.
Mario: Wheee!
Wario: Where is my idiot of a brother?
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of idiots!
Waluigi is seen near Petey's Chamber
Team Garlic (2nd in Petey's Chamber)
Wario: DK! I have a great voice!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of voices!
Wario: I'll just leave you here then...
Waluigi: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Waluigi runs through the castle and goes to the karaoke bar. Wario slowly follows.
Waluigi: And that's when I said, I'M SCARED OF VOICES!
Bartender: Oh, that cracks me up!
Wario: Why is he so calm?
Bartender: My Lazy Drink is enough to do that to ANYONE!
Wario: Well, there's the machine.
Wario goes to the machine.
Wario: Ear-we go!
Cranky: WRONG!
Wario: Here, here, here we go! So you're finally ear!
Cranky: WRONG!
Wario: Grrrrrrr!
Team Mario (3rd at Petey's Chamber)
Luigi: Wait, how did we get here?
Mario: Mario power!
Mario teleports Luigi to Mushroom Mix-up.
Team DS
Chief Chilly: Why wasn't I the boss of here?
Goomboss: Or me?
Cactaur: Or me?
Chief Chilly: You were still stuck in Final Fantasy.
Cactaur: Oh... RIGHT! Haste!
Cactaur uses that one spell that makes everyone move 1.5 times faster.
Chief Chilly: Since when do you use FF Crystal Chronicles spells?
Cactaur: Since I felt like it!
Goomboss: CHARGE!
Goomboss charges
through the castle. Cactaur and Chief Chilly grab onto him. The castle
rebuilds itself.
However, since
Goomboss ran with the speed bonus, he runs all the way to the Karaoke bar.
Wario: He's the eader of the bunch...
Cranky: WRONG! Sonny, why don't you try?
Cactaur: All right. Here...
A few minutes later...
Cactaur: Coconut shells. Oh YEAH!
Cranky: PERFECT! I hated tubby there! Here's your clue! Well-earned, too!
Chief Chilly: This was a part of the race?
Cranky: Of course! Everyone knows almost no one knows how to sing in the Mario Universe!
Cactaur: Tall, Tall Tower...
Wario: Thanks for telling us that. Let's go, Waluigi.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of Waluigi!
Bartender: *sigh* I guess some people are just too powerful for my Lazy Drink.
Waluigi goes to the nearby city, where Tall, Tall Tower is.
Wario: Wario Waff!
Wario's giant gas launches him to the top of the tower.
Wario: WALUIGI! There's something you aren't scared of up here!
Waluigi: Now that's just scary.
Plit: I agree.
DAD: ME TOO!
Fred Fredburger: Yes!
Wario: 0.0
Team Muddy
Petey: Well, there went the Giant Cheep boss. Wait a minute... CASTLE FIVE IS MY CASTLE!
Boomer: 0.0 Well, let's go!
Petey: Castleportation!
Petey teleports to his chamber.
Team Muddy (4th in Petey's Chamber)
Boomer: OK!
Toad: YAY! More people who talk like me! YAY! Follow ME!
Team ? (5th in Petey's chamber)
Tatanga: We should do DK. My voice is great!
The King: Yes, I would like some grapes!
Tatanga: Where did that come from?
The King: What?
Tatanga: Never mind... Tiger Woods is in the karaoke bar!
The King: I am his eternal slave! Serve the master!
The King walks to the karaoke bar like a zombie.
Team Egg (6th in Petey's Chamber)
Yoshi: Yoshi say we do OK!
Toad: OK! Now, that's starting to get annoying.
Birdo: OK!
Taod: ARG!
Toad randomly explodes.
Birdo: Hey, this one has a clue!
Yoshi: Time to take back the tower from the meanies!
Birdo: That's the spirit!
Team SCREAM (7th at Petey's Chamber)
Bogmire: DK... Rap....
Rudy: I can recite it perfectly!
Bogmire: Good... I... can't!
Team Koopa (Under a few levels)
Kamek: The pressure is getting to me.
Bowser: I'm bored... Can I kill you off for fun?
Kamek: NO!
Bowser: Darn...
Kamek: I'm bored too...
Bowser: So let me roast you!
Kamek: WAIT!
Kamek pulls out a magic wand from his back pocket.
Kamek: My spare.
Bowser: HOW LONG WAS THAT IN THERE?
Kamek: Ummmm, since we got trapped?
Bowser: I'LL KILL YOU!
Kamek: I can't get us out if you kill me.
Bowser: Fine...
Kamek: Blagityblag! Rainbow growth!
Kamek does that
rainbow-spell thingy that he always does in Yoshi's Island. It makes Bowser
larger than
Giga Bowser,
and he blows up the levels.
Ultra Giga Super Bowser: ROAR!
Kamek: Go, my master! Show no mercy on this miserable world.
U G S Bowser: ROAR!
U G S Bowser tries to destroy The Dryest Interview Studio.
The Dryest Bones: You can't do that! I can sue!
Meta Kinght (The Dryest Bones's Lawyer): Sue, sue, sue, sue, sue, sue!
U G S Bowser: Roar.
Kamek: He doesn't care.
The Dryest Bones: Fine! Make him small, and I'll tell you where to go!
Kamek makes Ultra Giga Super Bowser just Bowser again.
The Dryest Bones: You're supposed to be at Petey's castle. I'll teleport you there. And... Dryestblag!
Team Koopa (Last at Petey's Chamber)
Bowser: ROAR!
Kamek: You have the ability to speak English again.
Bowser: I know. That's just fun!
Kamek: I'm a singer! DK!
Bowser: YOU SING?! I thought by the horrible taste in theme music, you'd be even more tone deaf than me!
Kamek: I played DDR Mario Mix and sang all of the singing songs.
Bowser: All one of them?
Kamek: Yep.
Bowser: That's got to be some sort of new record!
Kamek: Let's just go...
Bowser: All right...
At Mushroom Mix-Up...
Lemmy: Nine wins in a row!
Ludwig: Nine losses in a row!
Lemmy: Well, maybe if you weren't so slow...
Ludwig: Well, maybe if you weren't so fast...
Smorg: SMORG!
Ludwig: He's the final boss?
Toad: YAY!
Lemmy: But he doesn't have any legs!
Smorg: LEGS! I mean, SMORG!
Smorg turns into legs.
Ludwig: I thought you could only say Smorg!
Smorg: SMORG!
Lemmy: -_-
Ludwig: -_-
Smorg: It was so easy not talking...
Toad: GREEN!
Lemmy: I'm there!
Smorg: Me too.
Ludwig: *glug* HELP!
Toad: YAY!
Ludwig: You *glug* enjoy my pain *glug*, Toad?
Toad: YAY! RED!
Smorg: I'm on red.
Lemmy: I'm on blue!
Red falls.
Smorg: SMORG!
Toad: I love messing up the colors! LEMMY AND LUDWIG WIN! But mostly Lemmy...
Ludwig: Ze Tall, Tall Tower.
Lemmy: Quit that horrible mad German scientist accent.
Ludwig: Awwww, but zi like it!
Lemmy: Well, we lose the race, or you lose the accent!
Ludwig: But you want ze coins and ze special prize that Ze Dryest Bones hasn't announced.
The Dryest Bones: NO FAIR! I WANTED TO SAY THAT!
Lemmy: Yeah...
but Lemmy's Land is enough to get me through. Plus, the new taxes I enforced
on Ice Land
aren't too bad
either.
In Ice Land...
Flurry: TWENTY COINS FOR EVERY PART OF ICE YOU EVER USED?! AAAAHHHHH!
Flurry explodes.
At the Mushrooms...
Lemmy: Just quit the accent, and everything will be fine.
Ludwig: Fine...
Lemmy: Now, was that so hard?
Ludwig: Yes, actually.
Lemmy: Now, how do we climb up a tower without me having to get off of my ball?
Ludwig: I adjusted the car and the plane. Now, they can both fly up to the top of Tall, Tall Tower.
Lemmy: Convenient... like someone wants us still in...
Ludwig: Also, I increased their top speed and acceleration, and made it so that your ball could fit in.
Lemmy: HOORAY!
Ludwig and Lemmy fly to the top of the tower very quickly.
Team Ball (1st at tower)
Ludwig: Jr. Street Freezie Challenge.
The Dryest Bones: A Freezie is a task that only one team member can accomplish. In this Freezie, players must use the nearby wind-riding leaf to ride down to Jr. Street. There, they must play one-on-one basketball with Bowser Jr. They must use EVERY face on the slots, and win to receive their next clue.
Lemmy: I'll go ahead.
Ludwig: Well, can you windsurf?
Lemmy: Watch me!
357 tries later...
Lemmy: OW! All right, I'm not a natural.
Ludwig: No, but you do put on a quite humorous performance.
Wario: I agree!
Ludwig: When did you get here?
Wario: I was here the whole time. Waluigi is still scared of towers.
Waluigi: YEAH! I'm SCARED of yeah!
Ludwig, Wario, and Lemmy: -_-
Team Mario
Luigi: How we won nine times, I'll never know.
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Toadette: All right! Would you like me to lose?
Mario: Okeydokey!
Toadette jumps into the water.
Luigi: 0.0
Toad: YAY! Here's your clue! YAY!
Luigi: Aren't you supposed to be with Daisy?
Toad: I'm the Mario Party Toad! YAY!
Luigi: Oh... TO TALL, TALL TOWER!
Team Muddy
Petey: Well, there went boss eight!
Roger the Potted Ghost: I can't move!
Roger falls into the water.
Boomer: Boss nine.
Pendulum Ghost: I'm stuck to the Mushroom!
Pendulum falls into the water.
Toad: Here's the clue!
Petey: I'll fly!
Petey starts flying toward the tower.
Team ? (DK Challenge)
Tatanga: Grapes, melons, oranges, and banana shells!
Cranky: WRONG!
Tatanga: THE LAST NOTE, AND YOU COUNT IT WRONG?
Cranky: You started with grapes, melons, and oranges.
Tatanga: Oh... So you're finally...
1,093,589 tries later...
Tatanga: Coconut shells, oh YEAH!
Cranky: It took you long enough! Here's your clue!
The King: My idol!
Tatanga: Thanks.
The King: Go Tiger!
Tiger Woods: I'm Tiger Woods, and I like the woods! Go Vitamin A!
Tatanga: 0.0 THAT'S A HORIBLE SONG!
Tiger Woods: And I'm a tiger that hits Tatanga, wanga!
A tiger randomly mauls Tatanga.
Tatanga: Wow, I look worse than some guy who fell down a Chain Chomp Pit.
Tatanga sees a picture of what The Dryest Bones looked like in his Interview with Fire Brother when he fell down a Chain Chomp Pit.
Tatanga: I take that back...
The King: To Tall, Tall Tower!
Tatanga: How did you know where to go?
The King: Arnold Palmer is there!
Tatanga: 0.0 Anyway, let's go!
Team SCREAM (DK Challenge)
Rudy: O ur inaly ear.
Cranky: That was HORIBLE!
Rudy: FINE! Bogmire, you try.
Bogmire: THAT... DK... Rap? I... sing... it... by... heart.
Rudy: 0.0
Cranky: GO!
Fred Fredburger: Yes!
Bogmire: Yo! So you're finally here.
A few minutes later...;
Bogmire: Take it to the fridge!
Cranky: I don't
need to hear anymore! That was a melody to my ears! My old grandson could
never do that! I
guess the new-age
villains aren't so bad after all!
Rudy: 0.0
Cranky: Here's your clue.
Rudy: The TOWER!
???: Bwahahahahaha!
Rudy: ?
Bowser eats Rudy.
Bowser: Kamek, HURRY!
Rudy (in Bowser's stomach): If only I had some sort of Ha-ha Happy Knife like the one in my hand to break out of here.
Bogmire: -_-
Kamek: So...
Cranky: Here's your clue!
Kamek: What?
Cranky: The first note was terrible! I don't want it to interrupt the symphony ringing in my mind given to me by that shady fellow.
Kamek: 0.0
Bowser: Hey, it's a clue! Let's go!
Rudy (with eyes that can see through Bowser): Bogmire? You aren't coming?
Bogmire: You're doomed. I have a full-time job here now!
Rudy: How DARE you betray me?! I'll win by myself!
Bowser: SHUT UP IN THERE!
Bowser torches his stomach.
Bowser: HOT! HOT! HOT!
Rudy: EXTRA HOT! EXTRA HOT! EXTRA HOT!
Kamek: Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Bowser: Hey hey HEY!
Folgore: Let's dance all day! Boing boing!
Kamek: BLAGITYBLAG!
Kamek transports Folgore to Bowser's stomach.
In Bowser's stomach...
Rudy: Hey, join the party!
9-Volt: Right!
Folgore: ALL RIGHT! Because I'm the Invincible Folgore!
At Tall, Tall Tower...
Lemmy: 3,333,333,333,333,333,333 time's the charm!
Wario: WALUIGI! I'll come down there if you don't get up here!
Waluigi is up there in .5 seconds.
Wario: EXCELLENT!
Shy Guy pushes him off.
Wario: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Shy Guy: I'm not coming back to this race.
Wario: -_-
Waluigi is back up.
Waluigi: There's a General-type-Guy down there!
General Guy: That's right! Hand over the Shy Guy, and nobody gets hurt!
Lemmy (through a megaphone): LUDWIG! I FINALLY DID IT!
Wario: Wario will play basketball!
Waluigi: The sport for tall people? That's the one thing other than Toad I'm NOT scared of!
Waluigi windsurfs perfectly.
Wario: 0.0
Ludwig: 0.0
Lemmy VS Bowser Jr
Bowser Jr: I'll win!
Bowser Jr makes a shot, but...
Bowser Jr: HEY! This isn't the basketball.
Lemmy: I win!
Bowser Jr. sees
that Lemmy hit all of the slots perfectly, and has replaced his ball with
the basketball, with a
final score of
5,000 to zero.
Bowser Jr: O.O
Lemmy: Give me my ball back! Now, to get that clue and back up to Ludwig.
Lemmy hits a giant rewind button which rewinds his actions with the clue and the ball in his hands, and goes back to Ludwig.
Ludwig: Go to the pitstop of this leg, Wiggler Bus D!
The Dryest Bones: Teams must now board Wiggler Bus D, the pitstop for this leg of the race. The last team to the back of here WILL be eliminated.
Ludwig: Isn't it that bus right there?
Lemmy: You're RIGHT!
Lemmy and Ludwig jump off of the building and into the bus.
Wiggler: Welcome.
The Dryest Bones: Ludwig and Lemmy, you're team number ONE!
Ludwig: AGAIN?
Lemmy: Didn't anyone use the Flutter?
The Dryest Bones: I sent him on vacation.
Ludwig: Oh...
The Dryest Bones: And, as a special prize, you both get a Poison Dried Shroom! What an honor!
Lemmy: -_-
Ludwig: You expect us to lay on these metal benches?
Wiggler: YEP! Oh, except this back one, because I live on it.
The Dryest Bones: 0.0
Waluigi VS Bowser Jr
Waluigi: You're going down!
Bowser Jr: Bring it...
Lakitu: GAME OVER!
Bowser Jr: What?
Lakitu: Waluigi broke the slot machine. He wins by default.
Bowser Jr: So you mean that no one has to play basketball?
Lakitu: Nope! Bowser's too much of a cheapskate to repair them.
Waluigi: Wario, come down here! My mission is complete! And... I'M SCARED OF MISSIONS!
Wario: I was here the whole time, breaking the machine for you.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of machines!
Wario: Get on the bus, and I'll give you your medication.
Waluigi: All right! I'm SCARED of medication!
Waluigi gets run over by buses A, B, C, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, and $. Bus D parks on him.
The Dryest Bones: Wario and Waluigi, you're team number 2!
Wario: Awesome! Here's your medicine!
Waluigi drinks his medicine, and falls asleep for 12 hours.
The Dryest Bones: THANK YOU!
Wario: Meh, I was getting tired of it, too.
Team DS (3rd at Tower)
Cactaur: I have the most experience!
Cactaur flies to Bowser Jr, who is crying like the little whiner he is!
Bowser Jr: WAAAHHHHH!
Lakitu: His court got broken. Here's your clue!
Cactaur: Water Absorb!
Cactaur absorbs the river he made at the start, making him HUGE.
At the Interview studio...
Yishotimi: When did we have the river removed?
Egg Guy: Don't ask me! I am just here to go on expeditions and get beat up on!
Back at Jr. Street...
Goomboss: Cactaur, you are now officially too big to be a boss!
Cactaur: WHAT?!
Chief Chilly: He's just kidding! Carry us to this bus.
Cactaur catches the bus like it was a caterpillar.
The Dryest Bones: After Cactaur shrinks, Team DS is team 3!
Chief Chilly: QUICK CACTAUR, SQUEEZE!
Cactaur uses his arms to squeeze all of the water out of his body.
The Dryest Bones: NOW you're team number 3!
Goomboss: Hooray!
Team Egg (4th at Tower)
Yoshi: Yoshi have bad memories of leaf... Birdo go!
Birdo: Whatever you say, honey!
Yoshi: HONEY! Honeydew melon!
Birdo windsurfs perfectly until...
Toadie: Surfing Tax!
Birdo: WOAH!
Birdo falls off her leaf. She slowly climbs back up to Yoshi.
Yoshi: Try again?
Birdo: You bet!
Birdo tries again. Where the Toadie was...
Birdo: GIANT EGG OF DEATH!
Toadie: Surf...
And that's the last word Toadie ever said.
Lakitu: Here's your clue!
Birdo: YAY!
The Dryest Bones: We're running out of film!
All right, so Team Egg finishes, then Team Muddy, followed by Team Koopa (who used Mario as a trampoline), proceeded by Team ?, and then is Team Mario (Mario was REALLY bad). Rudy eventually got out of Bowser's stomach. Here's the dialogue from the final minutes before we run all out of film.
The Dryest Bones: Rudy, you're the last to arrive. We are going to throw you on the streets.
Rudy: O.O
The Dryest Bones: But I have good news and better news.
Rudy: What's the good news?
The Dryest Bones: I'm giving you a copy of the number one music album!
The Dryest Bones hands the album to Rudy.
Rudy: Bogmire's Mansion Soundtrack?!
The Dryest Bones: Yes! And the better news is that you will be replaced by...
Camera Lakitu: We're out of film!
The Dryest Bones: Oh dar...
Film gone!