Leg 5
The Dryest Bones: And we're back, with another roll of film!
Lakitu: And a good supply to come.
The Dryest Bones: We discussed this, THE CAMERAMAN DOES NOT TALK! Anyway, this week, Rudy and Bogmire will be replaced. I had a poll up for quite a while, so now, without further interruptions, I will announce the leaderboard, and with it, Bogmire and Rudy's replacements.
1st: Lemmy and
Ludwig (Team Ball)
2nd: Wario and
Waluigi (Team Garlic)
3rd: Goomboss,
Chief Chilly, and Cactaur
(Team DS)
4th: Yoshi and
Birdo (Team Egg)
5th: Petey and
Boomer (Team Muddy)
6th: Bowser and
Kamek (Team Koopa)
7th: The King
and Tatanga (Team ?)
8th: Mario and
Luigi (Team Mario)
ELIMINATED: Rudy
and Bogmire (Team SCREAM)
ELIMINATED: Peach
and Toad/Fawful/Morton (Team Puff)
ELIMINATED: Wart
and Shy Guy (Team Bubble)
ELIMINATED: Boolossus
and Giant Dry Bones (Team Big)
The Dryest Bones: And now, for the new people.
9th: Iggy and Larry (Team Head)
Iggy: Why are we Team Head?
The Dryest Bones: Because, both of your heads fall off in Super Mario World, which I am now playing.
Larry: You mean that Kamek is beating it for you?
The Dryest Bones: I hate you...
Iggy: Thanks!
10th: King Boo and Princess Shroob (Team Tyrant)
King Boo: WHOOO! I love being unalive in stories!
Princess Shroob: !#$%^@$%!
The Dryest Bones: And now, for the start of the race! Wait, I thought I only let Iggy and Larry in! Well then, I'll just have to change the script a little... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean, Team Ball may get off of Wiggler Bus D... now!
Team Ball (1st at route marker)
Lemmy: Proceed to Soda Lake.
The Dryest Bones: Teams must now travel to Soda Lake. It is there that they will find their next clue.
Ludwig: I own that!
Lemmy: My Vanilla Castle in next to it!
Ludwig: Let's go!
The machines that Ludwig and Lemmy got from Henry and Orvile explode.
Ludwig: What was that for?
It would be really cheap if you had those the whole race.
Lemmy: Right...
Ludwig: This would be a really good time to use your popularity, Lemmy!
Lemmy: ALL RIGHT! THE FIRST PERSON WHO CAN GET ME AND LUDWIG TO SODA LAKE GETS A KOOPALING VOTE!
The Dryest Bones takes them to Cheese Bridge EXTREMELY FAST!
The Dryest Bones: Why am I making fun of myself?
Lemmy: I don't know. No vote for you! Go write the rest of this story!
The Dryest Bones: Yes, Master!
The Dryest Bones leaves.
Ludwig: All right, now all we need is a Super Leaf and we'll be fine.
Lemmy: I have this Super Feather...
Ludwig: NO!
Lemmy: *groan*
Team Garlic (2nd at route marker)
Wario: Soda Lake...
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of Torpedo Ted!
Torpedo Ted: I'M A TORPEDO!
Wario: Didn't Mario get you to stop saying that last leg?
Ted: Old habits die hard. TORPEDO AWAY!
Ted hits Waluigi on his way to Soda Lake. Waluigi falls in. Wario casually follows.
Team DS (3rd at route marker)
Cactaur: Soda Lake...
Goomboss: Soda Lake...
Chief Chilly: Can everyone please stop saying Soda Lake...? It's been said four times in less than a minute!
Cactaur: Soda Lake...
Chief Chilly: Five.
Goomboss: Fine...
Chief Chilly: Thank you. Now, SODA LAKE...
Cactaur: Let's just go already!
Chief Chilly: Agreed!
Cactaur: RANDOM FF SUMMON!
Cloud Strife: My name is Cloud, I have a sword. I fight Cactaur, because I'm bored!
Team DS gets hit by Cloud's Ultima all the way to Star World 2. Cloud sings the rest of the "Cloud Song" and flies away.
Goomboss: Can any of us swim?
Cactaur: I can!
Chief Chilly: Nope.
Goomboss: YES! A Yoshi egg!
A Baby Yoshi hatches. It eats a Starman, and becomes an adult Yoshi. Suddenly, Wendy comes and rides off with the Yoshi.
Chief Chilly and Goomboss: 0.0
Cactuar: WATER ABSORB!
Cactaur absorbs all of the water in Star World 2. Rip Van Fish blames Yoshi and kills him. Cactaur rains it down somewhere else...
In Outrageous...
Rose: I came here for vacation, not to get stepped on by a fat man and then rained on!
Amazing Flying Hammer Brother: Meh, it's all right. I've had worse times.
Team DS uses the Star Road to get to the island next to Soda Lake.
Goomboss: How do we get off of here?
Chief Chilly: We wait until someone passes the level.
Cactaur: Well, it's been real, guys, but I have to go back to Glare Desert.
Cactaur flies to Glare Desert.
Chief Chilly: How do FF people keep flying?
Goomboss: I don't know.
Suddenly, Sephiroth walks next to them.
Goomboss: Why are you here?
Sephiroth: I beat Soda Lake, why else?
Chief Chilly: What purpose do you serve in a Mario game?
Sephiroth: I had a Torpedo Ted following me for the past week. I decided to kill him. Now, GO!
Chief Chilly: Thanks!
Sephiroth flies away.
Goomboss and Chief Chilly: 0.0
Team 64 (since they don't have Cactuar anymore; 1st at Soda Lake)
Goomboss: Travel to the castle that has been wiped from existance.
The Dryest Bones: Teams must now somehow get to Castle 6 (Wendy's Castle), which Mario wiped away with a giant brush. It is there that they will find their next clue.
Goomboss: LET'S GO!
Chief Chilly: Why do we always have to run?
Goomboss: Fine, we'll eat at Cookie Mountain, then go.
Team Egg (4th at route marker)
Yoshi: Yoshi remember Soda Lake! Mario sacrificed Yoshi to get there!
Birdo: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Yoshi: It's okay, Yoshi will call Yellow Yoshi.
Yoshi brings out his cell phone.
Yellow Yoshi: Hello?
Yoshi: Hi Yellow, Yoshi want to go to Soda Lake without dying on Cheese Bridge.
Yellow: All right, I'll have Lakitu bring you over.
Yoshi: Thanks.
Lakitu takes Yoshi and Birdo to Soda Lake.
Team Egg (2nd at Soda Lake)
Yoshi: WENDY'S CASTLE!
Birdo: I can arange transport.
Birdo pulls out a cell phone. (Why doesn't anyone else have cell phones?)
Birdo: Hello? Robirdo?
Robirdo: AFFERMATIVE!
Birdo: I need you to drop us off in Wendy's Castle.
Robirdo: AFFERMATIVE!
A giant egg rises out of the water. Yoshi and Birdo hop on. It soars away at high speeds.
Team Muddy (5th at route marker)
Petey: I HATE water!
Boomer: Yes you do!
Petey: (in a teenage cheerleader's voice) I hate water, how 'bout you?
Boomer: Since when do we do peppy cheers?
Petey: I don't know... but let's go anyway.
Petey flies off like he usually does.
Team Koopa (6th at route marker)
Bowser: Well Kamek, I'm bored.
Kamek: Imagine how I feel.
Bowser: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kamek: Nothing (loser).
Bowser: You're lucky I can't kill you!
Kamek: Why?
Bowser: That one Interview you did with Shroobsworth
Kamek: Oh yeah... You ate everyone until I almost killed you! Anyway, Soda Lake...
Chief Chilly (from Cookie Mountain): SEVEN TIMES!
Kamek: Well, this place is going quite random.
Bowser: Blame The Dryest Bones.
The Dryest Bones: How do you say my name right with "the" in it? Oh well.
Kamek: Let's just go already.
Bowser: BEHOLD! THE POWER OF SUEING LUIGI FOR HALF OF HIS MONEY!
The Hurricane (Bowser's Mario Kart DS kart) falls out of the sky.
Kamek: It took half of Luigi's money to buy THAT?!
Bowser: Yeah!
Kamek: 0.0
Bowser: It doesn't matter anymore! I made it fly! Let's just go!
Bowser and Kamek actually fly to Soda Lake.
Team Koopa ( 3rd at Soda Lake)
Bowser: Well, we're in idiot central.
Kamek: How?
Every Torpedo Ted: I'M A TORPEDO!
Kamek: Oh...
Bowser: Well, since The Dryest Bones is not just going to eliminate who he throws a dart at now, let's just use no effort...
Kamek: *phew*
Bowser: And trek through the Forest of Illusion!
Kamek: WHY ME?
Bowser: Because you eat cereal.
Kamek: -_-
Bowser: All right, because the Hurricane is out of gas, and the entrance to the Valley of Bowser tried to kill me the last time it saw me.
Kamek: Why?
Bowser: Something about him being the soul of the captain of the ghost ship who finally discovered that it was me, and not Mario, who sunk and killed him.
Kamek: 0.0
Bowser: What? I'm a very bored person!
Kamek: Well, can we just go the shorter way?
Bowser: Which is?
Kamek: Using the Star Road to get to Forest Fortress?
Bowser: ALL RIGHT!
Kamek: All right, now all we have to do is get through the lake of idiots, mug some innocent Koopa of his cloud, destroy four huge supporters of you, plow through Roy's Castle, and eat through Chocolate Island!
Bowser: Even better than I thought!
Kamek: Why do we have so much diologue? It's not even as funny as it was!
I got less random.
Kamek: But that was random.
RANDOM!
Kamek: *sigh*
Kamek blows up all of the Torpedo Teds. This makes the level REALLY, REALLY EASY.
Bowser: Wow, now we just have to do the hard things!
Kamek: Yep.
Team ? (7th at route marker)
Tatanga: All right, Mr King! Instead of racing this leg, I'm going to make you intelligent!
The King: I WIN!
Tatanga: No, you have to go through MENTAL BOOT CAMP!
The King: No!
Tatanga: WHY NOT?
The King: Because I have BUTTER TOAST!
Tatanga: TOAST ISN'T GOING TO HELP US!
The King: THE VIDEO GAME!
Tatanga: WHAT?!
Random TV: It's Butter Toast: The Video Game! First, fix your toaster by pressing A! Then, wait for 100 days for your cruddy toaster to make toast. Finally, see how it ends! 100 day-play hours guaranteed! Get it on Yoshi's Island today!
The King: Yes, Master!
Tatanga: Um... AT SODA LAKE! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER TOAST: THE VIDEO GAME! BETTER THAN THAT OTHER ONE! GET ONE TODAY!
The King: Yes, Master!
The King slowly walks through Mushroom City like a zombie. He destroys everything he touches, and shrinks the sea so that it only takes 15 minutes to get to Soda Lake. Then, he starts running, which takes him out of "DAD Mode".
Tatanga: 0.0
Tatanga slowly follows The King
Team Mario (8th at route marker)
Mario: I'm-a-Mario!
Luigi: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! NOT AGAIN! I CAN'T LIVE ANOTHER DAY WITH THIS IDIOT!
Mario: Yippee!
Luigi tries to run away. Suddenly, The Dryest Bones falls out of the sky.
The Dryest Bones: LUIGI! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR TRYING TO LEAVE THIS REALITY SHOW!
Luigi: But, who could replace-a me?
The Dryest Bones: THIS GUY!
???: Do you like cheese?
Luigi: You've got to be kidding me.
Mario: Yahoo!
Luigi: YOU'D RATHER HAVE HIM THAN ME AS YOUR PARTNER?!
Mario: Yes.
Luigi: DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY WENT WITH WHAT WE WERE SAYING?!
Mario: You're dead to me.
Luigi faints.
Mario: PAPA!
???: Mamamia!
Mario tackles ???.
???: Do you want some pasta?
Mario: Okeydokey! Are we going to Water Land?
???: Well, I did fix it! SURE!
Mario: Yippee!
??? turns into the King of Water Land and carries Mario like a baby to Water Land.
The Dryest Bones: You'll never see a stranger sight...
Kamek's prom photo randomly falls from the sky.
The Dryest Bones: I stand corrected.
Team Head (9th at route marker)
Larry: We're finally here!
Iggy: Yes we-
Larry: -are! Hey, why are we sharing sentences like you and Lemmy?
Iggy: Force of-
Larry: -habit. I DON'T LIKE IT!
Iggy: Fine!
Larry: Now, all we have to do is...
Iggy: Win.
Larry: And?
Iggy: Race.
Larry: AND?
Iggy: OH! Blackmail!
Larry: Good for you! Now, all we need to do is...
Larry whispers a carefully formulated plan to Iggy. However, Iggy is very prone to getting hit by Iggy-hating Toads that cause him to lose his memory every time. Larry has to re-teach Iggy everything 5 times, which takes hours, so we'll just keep going.
Team Tyrant (Last at route marker)
Princess Shroob: I'll use English now.
King Boo: Well, I'm thankful for that!
Princess Shroob: !Q@#%!@%^$@$^%!##@!
King Boo: What was that for?
Princess Shroob: That was "Use the mothership to teleport us to Soda Lake. Then, teleport us to the next place I say" to the Shroobs.
King Boo: Well, thanks.
Team Tyrant gets teleported.
Team Tyrant (4th at Soda Lake)
King Boo: This is much better than my mansion! It didn't have a pool or anything.
Princess Shroob: Well, I'm sure your mansion's pool would've been lovely if it had one.
Suddenly, King Boo and Princess Shroob get trapped in an alternate dimension.
King Boo: What is this?
Princess Shroob: TAKE US TO CHOCOLATE ISLAND NOW!
No answer.
Princess Shroob: What went wrong?!
King Boo: I think I know...
Princess Shroob: What?
King Boo: You said "my mansion's pool". That's a place, and you specified that the Shroobs send you to whatever place you said next. However, I don't have a pool, so they sent us to a realm of non-existence.
Princess Shroob: 0.0
King Boo: Well, we're eliminated. You're going to die, and I'm going to phase back into reality, and then go back to hating Luigi and eating Walmart-brand peanut butter while watching reruns of that Kirby anime. C-ya!
King Boo disappears to do what he said.
Princess Shroob: WHAT? How did you say c-ya? How did I? Why can't I get out? Why am I going to die? Wh-
Princess Shroob fades into nothing.
The Dryest Bones: Ummm, I guess since they can't finish due to Princess Shroob not existing anymore, Team Tyrant is eliminated! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
King Boo fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
King Boo fans that are Boos: UUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Shroobs: Did the Princess Shroob have a little sister?
Elder Princess Shroob: Nope!
Shroobs: All right then.
Team Ball (on Cheese Bridge)
Lemmy: Ludwig, I know that you forgot about the Cape Feather, but...
Ludwig: THERE IS NO SUCH THING! Only Super Leaves are real. Cape Feathers are cheap knockoffs that don't even work.
Lemmy: IDIOT! LET ME SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF LEMMY!
Every tourist in Lemmy's Land comes next to Lemmy.
Almost Every Tourist: CAPE FEATHERS DO WORK!
The Dryest Bones: I hate making fun of myself.
Ludwig: Fine, we'll try it... and fail!
It works. One appology later...
Ludwig: ...and, as described in paragraphs 1, 4, 17, and 36, I am sorry that I didn't believe you, Lemmy. Your sibling, Ludwig.
Lemmy: We've already lost valuable ground! Hurry!
Team Garlic and Ball (5th and 6th at Soda Lake)
Wario, Ludwig, and Lemmy: HOW'D WE GET HERE AT THE SAME TIME?!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of time!
Wario, Ludwig, and Lemmy: UGH!
Waluigi: I'M SCARED OF WHOLE SENTENCES IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
Lemmy: Well, this is easy. No Torpedo Teds, and Wendy's Castle is easy to access.
Ludwig: Let's go, sibling Lemmy.
Wario: Thanks for telling us where to go, Dumb and Dumber Koopa! Waluigi, if you don't carry me to Wendy's Castle immediately, I'm giving you a Jack-in-the-box for your birthday, Christmas, and every other Saturday.
Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Waluigi immediately shreds across the sea.
Team Garlic (1st at Wendy's Castle)
Wario: Pipe Path time: Isle or Mile.
The Dryest Bones: A Pipe Path is a choice between two warp pipes that lead to two seperate challenges, each with its own pros and cons. In Isle, teams will be transported to Isle Delfino, where they will have to complete either Serena Beach or Noki Bay with eight Shine Sprites. This is time-consuming, but teams will end up closer to the next route marker. In Mile, teams will be transported to The Very Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Cave on Yoshi's Island, where they will have to race Koopa T. Quick and Il Piantissimo through the cave. Slower people will have difficulty with this, but Koopa does trip a lot, and Piantissimo has been known to argue with Zeus Guys. By the way, this is the LAST time I'm explaining this.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of caves!
Wario: And Noki Bay will be a snap. C'mon, Waluigi! Or the Jack-in-the-box threat will continue.
Waluigi: Which one?
Jack: Try my new bacon cheese ciabatta burgers. They're delicious!
Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOT THAT ONE!
Wario: To Noki Bay!
Back with Lemmy and Ludwig...
Lemmy: Well, good thing I have a teleporter straight to Wendy's Castle!
Ludwig: Brilliant!
Lemmy teleports himself and Ludwig there.
Team Ball (2nd at Wendy's Castle)
Lemmy: Wendy must not be here, or the security would've gone off.
Ludwig: I suggest we do Mile. On your ball, you're unstopable! And I should be able to shake enough earthquakes to break through the cave.
Lemmy: Well all right then!
Teams Egg (somewhere)
Yoshi: Yoshi no think this is where we supposed to be.
Birdo: Oh NO! This is Water Land Castle!
Yoshi: Owowowowowowow!
Birdo: Now, calm down. We should be able to reason with the king.
Yoshi and Birdo enter the dining room.
Water King: And that's how I beat President Ganondorf in a cheese-eating contest!
Mario: Yahoo! YOSHI!
Yoshi: No, NO!
Mario gets on Yoshi. Yoshi's back starts to break. Mario starts whacking Yoshi on the head, forcing him to stick out his tongue. He randomly eats Birdo and his spine finally snaps. He is put in a coma for the next 10 years.
The Dryest Bones: Um... I guess Team Egg is out because Mario pretty much almost killed them.
Camera Lakitu: OUR RATINGS ARE PLUMMITING!
The Dryest Bones: Um... PLAY SUPER KOOPALING WORLD!
Camera Lakitu: LOWER THAN BEFORE!
The Dryest Bones: P.T. Piranha and Crazy Packers Fan?
Camera Lakitu: Two percent higher!
The Dryest Bones: Oh, forget the ratings! Just keep on showing footage!
Mario: I'm-a going to use the little plumber's room.
Water King: Okeydokey!
Mario goes to the Little Plumber's Room. However, FLUDD is in there, and Mario mistakes him for a toilet.
FLUDD: I HATE YOU, MARIO! HERE, TAKE THIS IDIOT THAT I WAS HIDING TO GET AWAY FROM ME!
Flutter: All right, if you obeyed the rules like you were supposed to, you would've had to answer difficult trivia questions. But, you win, so here you and your dad GO! To Top Secret Area, Pitstop for this leg of the race.
Water King: Wha?
The Dryest Bones: Mario and Water King, you're team number 1.
Mario: Yippee!
The Dryest Bones: And, for getting first place, we're sending Water King to the Lava Pits, and bringing back Luigi!
Luigi and Mario: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Water King: Yippee!
Team Muddy (7th at Soda Lake)
Petey: We should go to Wendy's Castle!
Boomer: Good thing I had this installed on my Boomer-aang!
Petey: Boomer-aang?
Boomer tosses his Boomer-aang. Aang pops out of it, and fuses with Boomer. Then, Boomer-Aang uses air to send them to Wendy's Castle.
Team Muddy (3rd at Wendy's Castle)
Boomer-Aang: Separate.
Boomer-Aang turns into just plain old Boomer and Aang. Aang gets eaten by a Boss Bass.
Rawk Hawk: That RAWKED!
Petey: And you're here because... why?
Rawk Hawk: New training area.
Petey: Ah...
Rawk Hawk gets sliced in half by a sawblade.
Boomer: Oh...
Petey: Let's go to Serena Beach!
Boomer: YEAH!
Team Koopa (on Chocolate Island)
Bowser: *MUNCH*
Kamek: Well, there goes Chocolate Island. Now, for your daughter's castle...
Team Koopa (4th at Wendy's Castle)
Bowser: Oh... just go to Serena Beach!
Kamek: With pleasure!
Kamek puts on the cheesy get-up that the Pianta with the sunglasses gave to Mario.
Bowser: Ka...mek?
Kamek: In the flesh.
Bowser: Never mind. Let's just go!
Team 64 (on Cookie Mountain)
Chief Chilly: Cookies... so... GOOD!
Goomboss: I know! I can't stop eating them!
Heff T: YAY! More fat people!
Chief Chilly: Huh?
Goomboss and Chief Chilly see that they are very fat and can barely move.
Chief Chilly: Let's go!
Goomboss: Quickly now!
Chief Chilly and Goomboss are running as fast as they can to Wendy's Castle. A snail and an amoeba pass them.
Chief Chilly: We're gonna make it!
Team ? (8th at Soda Lake)
Tatanga: After all that, we're still 8th?
Fred Fredburger: YES!
The King: RANSOM!
Tatanga: What?
The King is seen talking to The Dryest Bones on a screen.
The King: Send me to the Top Secret Area, or I kill Fred Fredburger!
The Dryest Bones: NO! I DON'T HAVE FRED FREDBURGER INSURANCE! All right, and with that, POW! You're gone!
Lord Crump: My line!
The Dryest Bones: Would you like to be a recurring character?
Lord Crump: Sure, I guess.
The Dryest Bones: WONDERFUL! Oh, and Tatanga and The King are team number 2.
Tatanga: 2?! HOORAY!
Tatanga gets excited. That thing that happens when Mario gets a really good item in Paper Mario 2 happens.
Toadette: Congragulations on getting second place!
Tatanga: Wha?
Toadette: Oh, right, you can't use second place. C-ya!
The Dryest Bones: It's as pointless as ever! YAY!
Team Head (still on a bus)
Larry: ...And that's why we have to finish this race. Get it now?
Iggy: Yeah.
Larry: Good, now, we'll just blackmail the Big Boo.
One blackmailing later...
Big Boo: I'll do whatever you want!
Iggy: Good, now take us to the Top Secret Area so we can stock up on items.
Big Boo: You got it, Boss!
Big Boo takes them there, but he dies due to being in the light.
The Dryest Bones: Iggy and Larry, you're team number 3!
Larry: Hooray! Third on our first try!
Iggy: Yay!
Team Garlic (at Noki Bay)
Waluigi: Oh... I LOVE SWIMMING!
Waluigi swims in the poison water. He finds the Old Man's bottle and gets all of the red coins (and the Shine Sprite) in it. Wario kills Monty Mole, Gooper Blooper, and Li Piantissimo, taking their Shines.
Wario: Li Piantissimo?
Yeah, Il Piantissimo is in the other challenge, so we got his twin brother.
Wario: Oh.
Waluigi swims after Shadow Mario until he gives him the Shine Sprite. Wario breaks the conch shell and takes its Shine without having to go through a long, boring maze. Whatever other one there was, they get it too. Now all that is left is Eely-Mouth.
Waluigi: I love diving and... I'M SCARED OF MONSTER EELS!
Wario: Nothing to-a be afraid of-a!
Eely eats them.
Wario: All right, now panic.
Wario Brothers: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Team Ball (At the very Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Cave)
Ludwig: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Ludwig creates so many earthquakes that he and Lemmy fall straight through the cave. One hour later...
Koopa T Quick: Wow *huff* you guys are *puff* fast! Here's your clue!
Lemmy: Go to the Pitstop, the Top Secret Area! Wait, no ridiculous Freezie challenge?
Didn't really feel like it.
Lemmy: Ah...
Ludwig: Let's just hustle! It takes FOREVER to hike down Yoshi's Island!
Team Muddy (at Serena Beach)
Petey: I'll take care of everything!
Petey spews goo all over the Manta Storm, killing him, and all of the Mantas split out of him. He takes the Shine.
Hotel Manager: Thank you for restoring my beautiful hotel!
Petey eats said hotel, freeing all of the Sprites.
Jumpman: Hi!
Sprite Can: Wazzup?
Shine Sprites: Idiots, all of them. Well, here's your clue!
Boomer: Top Secret Area...
Hotel Manager: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Random Angry Mob Summon!
Every ghost from Luigi's Mansion except King Boo (on his couch) and Bogmire (on American Idol) comes.
Hotel Manager: ATTACK!
Petey and Boomer: EEP!
Meanwhile...
Ludwig: Almost *huff* there!
Lemmy: *puff* Yeah!
Petey: Coming through!
Boomer: Yeah!
Lemmy and Ludwig: Wha?
They see the mob.
Team Ball: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Team Ball run ahead of Team Muddy, who hit them to the Pitstop. They follow. E. Gadd randomly comes and sucks up all of the ghosts.
The Dryest Bones: Ludwig and Lemmy, you're team number 4. Petey and Boomer, you're team number 5!
Both Teams: WE'RE STILL IN IT, BABY!
Team Koopa (at Serena Beach)
Bowser: Where'd everything go?
Manta Storm: Oh, I give up! I'll just eat Pinna Park. Here, take this clue.
Kamek: Gnarly, dude!
Bowser: Quit the surfer lingo, or I'll get Junior or Morton to kill you!
Kamek: EEP!
One long walk later...
The Dryest Bones: Bowser and Kamek, you're team number 6!
Kamek: WHOO!
Bowser: All right!
Near Ludwig's Castle...
Goomboss: Almost... there!
Inside Eely-Mouth...
Wario: Oh, I give up! I'll kill this stupid thing if it's the last thing I do!
Waluigi: GO BRO!
Wario knocks out all of Eely's teeth, which frees the Shine Sprite.
Shine Sprite: Let me get you out of there! POOF!
Wario and Waluigi are next to the Old Noki.
Noki: Well, Eely's bleeding from the mouth, so our water is all blood now, but it's not poison. Here's your next clue!
Wario: PITSTOP TIME!
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of the Pitstop!
Wario: Now where'd I put my chainsaw?
Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Waluigi runs to Top Secret Area.
The Dryest Bones: I guess you two are unlucky team number 7!
Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Wario: We aren't eliminated, are we?
The Dryest Bones: No, I'm not intelligent enough to do that twice! I'll just ATTACK YOU WITH THIS!
The Evil Black Jewel falls from the sky and strangles Waluigi and Wario.
Waluigi: I'm SCARED of the first billing!
In the Forest of Illusion...
Goomboss: We're close, I just know it!
We speed up time so they get out...
Chief Chilly: What happened to Chocolate Island?
Goomboss: Well, I guess we lose.
They do what Mario does when he gets hit and loses a life. Then, it shows a giant GAME OVER screen. But instead it says "YOU'RE ELIMINATED!"
Team 64: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
The Dryest Bones: Well, that's all folks... for now! Oh, but now you can vote for who you want off The Amushroom Race! Yes, vote who you want off... OR ELSE I'LL EAT YOUR PIZZA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Standings 1st:
Mario and Luigi (Team Mario)
2nd: Tatanga
and The King (Team ?)
3rd: Iggy and
Larry (Team Head)
4th: Lemmy and
Ludwig (Team Ball)
5th: Petey and
Boomer (Team Muddy)
6th: Bowser and
Kamek (Team Koopa)
7th: Wario and
Waluigi (Team Garlic)
ELIMINATED: Goomboss
and Chief Chilly (Team 64)
HOSPITALIZED:
Yoshi and Birdo (Team Egg)
HALF NON-EXISTENT:
King Boo and The Person Who Doesn't Exist Anymore So I Don't Know Her Name
(Team Tyrant)
ELIMINATED: Rudy
and Bogmire (Team SCREAM)
ELIMINATED: Peach
and Toad/Fawful/Morton (Team Puff)
ELIMINATED: Wart
and Shy Guy (Team Bubble)
ELIMINATED: Boolossus
and Giant Dry Bones (Team Big)