CHAPTER 10: THE
JEOPARDOUS JOURNEYS
10 A: LARRY’S
ADVENTURE
After going their separate ways in twilit Toad Town, Larry was on his way to a location.
Larry: Hmm. My siblings are in Sub-con, so I’ll go there.
Larry makes his way to twilit Sub-con. He makes his way to Wart’s castle, to see that black flames are surrounding it.
Larry: Hmm. Maybe I can get in from the top. The flames don’t seem to surround the top. What’s that?
Larry sees some twilit Pidgits flying overhead.
Larry: Hmm… How will I get a Pidgit to let me on its carpet? I know!
Larry goes over to a ledge, fighting and avoiding twilit Shy Guys and twilit Tweeters. He pulls out a gray turnip.
Larry: Why gray?
Because, NPCs are ghosts, the main characters and the enemies are twlit, the places are really dark shades of their regular colors, and so the items are gray.
Larry: Okay.
Larry throws the turnip at a passing twilit Pidgit. The twilit Pidgit falls off, and Larry hops onto the carpet. Meanwhile, on the roof of Wart’s castle…
Twilit Clawgrip: Mouser! Someone’s approaching!
Twilit Mouser: Get out of the way. HAVE SOME BOMBS!
Twilit Mouser throws bombs in Larry’s direction.
Larry: Good thing I have my handy racket!
Larry volleys the bombs back at Twilit Mouser.
Twilit Mouser: Oh noes!
BOOM!
Twilit Mouser is sent flying.
Twilit Clawgrip: Let’s see your flimsy racket deflect boulders!
Twilit Clawgrip heaves rocks at Larry.
Larry: AHH!
Larry jumps off the carpet, then uses the Whirling Fortress to give him some extra time in the air. He lands on the roof.
Twilit Clawgrip: Die!
Larry: Look! A (twilit) seafood restaurant manager that’s looking for food to place on his menus!
Twilit Clawgrip: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Twilit Clawgrip jumps off the edge.
Larry: That was easy.
Twilit Triclyde: I’m not a seafood item!
Larry: Uh… Hey! Head on your left! The right head said that you’re ugly!
Right Head: Die!
Left Head: Huh?
The heads beat each other up.
Middle Head: Can’t we just get along?
Other Heads: Die!
The heads start killing each other. Meanwhile, Twilit Fryguy shows up.
Larry: Good thing I took this from P.T.!
Larry throws a bomb at a crack on the ground behind Fryguy.
Larry: Look! Your mom is here!
Fryguy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
As Fryguy runs away, he lights the bomb’s fuse. He jumps off the edge, and the bomb blows, making a hole in the roof. Larry jumps in.
Larry: Hey! My siblings!
Ghost Junior: I’m scared. Those black monsters have been all over the place!
Ghost Ludwig: Actually, they’re just regular creatures, only affected by this strange darkness.
Ghost Lemmy: But I heard them saying that they work for some queen.
Ghost Wendy: Maybe they mean me!
Ghost Roy: Or maybe- Shut up.
Ghost Wendy: HOW DARE YOU?!
Larry: Lame.
Suddenly, twilit Cobrats slither into the room.
Ghost Koopalings (minus Larry): AAAAHH!!!
They run away. Suddenly, Twilit Wart enters.
Wart: There you are! I’ve heard that someone was killing my top minions on my roof.
Larry: What are you gonna do?
Wart: This!
TWILIT FROG: WART
RPG Battle!
Larry: 200/200
Vs.
Twilit Wart:
300/300
Larry uses, “Koopa Klaw”. 10 damage!
Wart uses “Twilit Bubbles”. Larry’s trapped for one turn!
Larry: 200/200
Vs.
Wart: 290/300
Wart uses, “Twilit Bodyslam”. 20 damage!
Larry: 180/200
Vs.
Wart: 290/300
Larry: Hmm. I
wonder...
Larry lets Desert
Land’s light out of the Strange Sack. The light stuns Wart, who drops a
sphere of light!
Sphere: 150/150
Wart comes to. Wart uses, “Twilit Tongue”. He grabs Larry with his tongue, and throws him at the wall. 15 damage!
Larry: 165/200
Vs.
Wart: 290/300
Sphere: 150/150
Larry pulls out
a Red Shell!
Wart: How will
you make that work?
Larry: I’ll volley
it back!
Larry throws
it at the sphere, and keeps volleying it. The shell soon breaks. 100 damage!
Wart uses, “Twilit Bodyslam”. 20 damage!
Larry: 145/200
Vs.
Wart: 290/300
Sphere: 50/150
Larry uses a Pocket Chomp. 50 damage!
Battle over!
Wart: NOOOOOOO!!! I’VE FAILED YOU, MY QUEEN!
The light sphere breaks, and Sub-con glows, then stops. When it stops, everything’s back to normal. Some light goes into the Strange Sack.
Wart: Huh? What happened?
Larry: I saved
Sub-con from eternal darkness. Now, I’ve got to save somewhere else. Bye!
10 B: KAMEK’S ADVENTURE
Kamek is flying to Isle Delfino.
Kamek: Hmm. The sea looks creepy when it’s a really dark shade of blue. And those twilit Cheep Cheeps, Bloopers, etc. don’t make it better.
Kamek soon makes it to Isle Delfino.
Kamek: Now. Where could the light be?
He then notices the black flames surrounding Corona Mountain.
Kamek: Of course. I’ll just fly!
Kamek is about to fly to Corona Mountain, when the flames get higher.
Kamek: … Wait! Someone’s here!
Ghost Policeman #1: Those black monsters are tough!
Ghost Policeman #2: Yeah! They even beat Sprinkles!
Ghost Policeman #3: I’ve heard rumors that if you turn the big Shine Sprite on the Shine Gate around, and shoot light through it, the Sprite will amplify the light, and put out the dark fire. But they’re only rumors.
Kamek: Hmm.
Twilit Gooper Blooper rises out of the water. The policemen then run off like little babies. So I guess they’d crawl off, then.
Gooper Blooper: *screech*
Kamek: Fire!
Kamek shoots a fire spell at twilit Gooper Blooper.
Gooper Blooper: *shriek*
Twilit Gooper Blooper dies, and Kamek goes up to the Shine Gate. But…
Ghost Policeman #3: I also heard that the spell only works when all the Shine Sprites are there. Too bad that they were kept hidden in Bianco Hills.
Kamek: Of course.
Kamek flies to Bianco Hills. He sees a giant twilit Piranha Plant in twilit goop in the same place that the one from Super Mario Sunshine was. He spits twilit gunk at Kamek, knocking him off his broom, and into the lake.
Kamek: Wat-
Another gunk ball knocks the wand out of Kamek’s hand. Suddenly, twilit Bloopers come up, and wrap their tentacles around him. THEN, a twilit Mega Unagi comes up, and eats Kamek! In the belly…
Kamek: … WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! Hey! My wand! The twilit Mega Unagi must’ve swallowed it as it opened its mouth to eat me!
Kamek takes the wand, and teleports out of the eel. He then reappears in front of the twilit Gunk Piranha.
Twilit Gunk Piranha: *roar*
Kamek: HAI-YA!
Kamek leaps towards the Piranha’s head while dodging gunk balls, and plunges the wand into the Piranha’s head.
Kamek: Water!
Suddenly, water floods the inside of the twilit Gunk Piranha! It even comes out of its mouth! The goop beast dies, and the hill rises. Kamek continues up the hill, across the bridge, and all the way up to the top of the window. He hits the giant ? Block, and all the Shine Sprites come out! They fly back to the gate. Kamek summons his broom, and flies back to the gate. There…
Kamek: Light!
He shoots a light spell at the giant Shine, which is now facing the flames surrounding Corona Mountain. The light spreads from the giant Shine to the other Shines. They all shoot light beams, and the flames die. Kamek then flies into the entrance, and all the way up to the bathtub.
Cloaked Figure: Who dares enter during my spa treatment?
Kamek: Who are you?
The figure reveals itself to be Shadow Mario!
Kamek: How can you be taken over by the Shadow Queen? You’re already a shadow being!
Shadow Mario: So that means that I won’t go back to your side when the light (doesn’t) return!
TWILIT DOPPELGANGER: SHADOW MARIO
Shadow Mario paints lines on each of the platform’s braces.
Kamek: Huh?
Shadow Mario: That was acid paint!
The main part of the tub then falls down into the volcano.
Shadow Mario: Now I can watch you burn, faster!
Kamek: Light!
A light spell is coming for Shadow Mario, but Shadow Mario paints a black force field around him, and the spell bounces off. When the field fades, he paints a straightjacket on Kamek. He then takes Kamek’s wand!
Shadow: Now to kill you.
Kamek: Wait! The jewel part of the wand is supposed to face the caster!
Shadow: No it’s not! I’ve seen you use it!
Kamek: Uh… I’m so dumb, it worked out of pity?
Shadow: Okay.
Shadow turns it so the jewel is facing him, and tries to shoot shapes at Kamek. But the shapes attack Shadow Mario! This knocks Shadow Mario into the lava, and he drops his brush and Kamek’s wand.
Shadow Mario: (while sinking): You liar!
Shadow Mario dies. The straightjacket disappears, and Kamek takes his wand. He sees that where the Gadd logo was on the brush, the light sphere is now there. Kamek breaks the sphere, and light comes out. Isle Delfino returns to normal, and some of the light flies to wherever Larry is, and into the Strange Sack.
Kamek: Well, I should find somewhere else to go.
Kamek flies off, but not before snapping the brush on his knee, then tossing the brush into the lava.
Kamek: There. Now there won’t be a Super Mario Sunshine 2, I guess.
Crazy Packers
Fan: Happies!
10 C: P.T.’S ADVENTURE
P.T. is headed for Stardust Fields to get to the Beanbean Kingdom. In the border tower…
Twilit Border Bros: If you wish to pass, you must play the Border Jump!
P.T.: Do I have to?
Twilit Border Bros: Yes!
P.T.: Look! It’s Jessica Simpson!
Twilit Border Bros: Where?!
P.T. takes their rope, and ties them up in it.
Twilit Border Bros: Curses!
P.T. makes his way to the other side, and goes through the cave that the Mario Bros. go through after fighting Tolstar. On Hoohoo Mountain…
P.T.: Hmm…
P.T. decides to go to the summit.
P.T.: What to do, what to do?
I said, “P.T. decides to go to the summit.”
P.T.: What should I do?
GO TO THE TOP!
P.T.: I JUST CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT!
GO TO THE TOP OF THE FREAKING MOUNTAIN!
P.T.: Huh? Okay. No need to yell.
… At the top, P.T. looks through the telescope.
P.T.: Ooh. Ah. Wow. *turns to the Mushroom Kingdom* Hey! I can see my house from here! *turns back* Hey! The black fire is around Joke’s End! *stops looking through the telescope* How do I get there? … I know!
P.T. pulls out the Deku Leaf. He floats down to the base of the mountain. There, he uses the Grappling Hook to swing around, until he reaches the coast.
P.T.: Wait. I don’t have a boat! Wait!
P.T. goes to the grass, and pulls out a blade of grass. He puts it into the hole, and it comes out as a sailboat. P.T. then puts the Sail (LOZ: Wind Waker) on.
P.T.: It may be dark green, but it’s still green!
P.T. sails over until he reaches Joke’s End. There, he pulls out the Hero’s Bow, and shoots a light arrow at the flames. A small opening temporarily appears. P.T. quickly gets across.
P.T.: Good thing I found arrows (in a deleted scene)!
P.T. enters the building, and soon finds a bowl of soup.
P.T.: Why would there be soup in an icy place where jokes die?
Twilit Glurps, twilit Clumphs, twilit Soaratroopeas, and twilit Icy Snifits come!
P.T.: You might be killers, but can you handle LIGHT ARROWS?
He shoots light arrows at the twilit beasts, and they die. P.T. then uses the Clawshot to make his way up to the top of the room, and uses the Grappling Hook to get across the room with the disappearing block bridge. He soon makes it to Jojora’s room.
Twilit Jojora: I’ve never expected someone to make it here this fast.
P.T.: Well no one usually has the items I do.
Twilit Jojora: True. But you’ll never get to the light sphere at the top! HOOHOOLIA! TEEHEENA! OHOLINA! CHUCKLISA! COME!
Her (twilit) friends come, and twilit Jojora fuses them together.
TWILIT ICE MASS: BLIZETTA
P.T.: Hey! That’s already a Zelda boss!
Twilit Jojora: Too bad!
P.T. pulls out the Ball N’ Chain and shatters Blizetta, but she reforms. P.T. melts her with the Fire Rod, but she reforms again. Blizetta then uses an ice attack to freeze P.T. to the ground.
Jojora: Also, the low temperature will kill you within four minutes!
P.T.: Darn.
Nearby TV: Hey! Bobobo’s coming back to TV! The hiatus is over!
P.T.: Yes! I feel the randomness and the Fist of the Nosehair reawakening within my veins!
Jojora: Whatever. You have two minutes left… That was fast.
P.T.: Super Fist of the Nosehair: March of the 3000 Schoolgirls!
Suddenly, a guy who has the qualities that a high school schoolgirl would consider hot tramples all over Blizetta. Then, 2,999 schoolgirls trample Blizetta, causing her to let go of P.T. and die.
Blizetta: Ouch.
Jojora: I counted 2,999. Where was the last one?
P.T.: SHUT UP! SHE GOT THE FLU, GIVE HER A BREAK!
Jojora: Well, they may have killed Blizetta, but not me! Now to kill you!
P.T.: Look! Orlando Bloom!
Jojora: Where?!
P.T. shoots a
bomb arrow at her to shut her up, and defeat her. He then goes to the roof
amd breaks the sphere. Light returns to the Beanbean Kingdom, and some
light goes to Larry’s Strange Sack. P.T. then goes back to the entrance,
and leaves the Beanbean Kingdom.
10 D: PETEY’S ADVENTURE
Petey is flying around.
Petey: I know! Since I’m in the sky, I’ll go to Sky Land!
Petey starts flying to the sky part of Sky Land, and he even sees black flames surrounding Roy’s castle!
Petey: Wow! That was fast!
Then, thunder strikes Petey, and he flies to the ground.
Twilit Lakithunder: Take that!
Petey then lands next to Chain Chomp Arch and 4-Up Island.
Petey: Wuh?
Chain Chomp Arch is that arch of brick blocks with Chain Chomps. 4-Up Island is a small island in the lake underneath the arch, which has 4 ? Blocks each with a 1-Up Mushroom.
Petey: Ah. Well, I’d better get those 1-Ups.
Petey goes to 4-Up Island, and gets the Mushrooms. Then, twilit Chomps break from their chains, and lunge towards Petey.
Petey: Try me!
Buttons found on toys in stores: Try me!
The twilit Chomps reach Petey, but he eats them and spits them out into the water.
Petey: That’ll teach you to try to eat giant, sentient plants! Likely, probably, a little, not at all.
Petey goes to the tower.
Petey: What? I can’t just fly?
You’re worried that Lakithunder will strike you again.
Petey: Oh.
Petey goes into the tower. Twilit Thwomps find Petey, and all lunge at him to crush him.
Petey: Oh, come on! I guess it’s time to use the move my grandpa taught me!
Petey spins until only his head is sticking out of the ground. Suddenly, a Piranha Plant pendulum ppears.
Petey: Piranha Pendulum Attack!
The pendulum swings forward, knocking the first Thwomp into another. The first crumbles, while the second knocks into a third before crumbling, and so on until the last Thwomp crumbles. Then Petey unearths himself.
Petey: That went well!
Petey continues up the tower, and eventually reaches the sky part.
Petey: Okay. Now what?
Twilit Lakitus, twilit Spinies, and a bunch of other twilit sky enemies attack.
Petey: Oh…
P.T.: Super Fist of the Nosehair: Hit N’ Run!
P.T. then quickly rides by on a motorbike out of nowhere, beating all the enemies he passes with the Megaton Hammer.
Petey: Hey!
P.T. then accidentally goes over the edge, and lands on the ground.
Petey: That’s better.
Petey then approaches Roy’s castle.
Petey: Hmm. How will I get through? The flames are too high to fly over… Hey!
Petey picks up an a light arrow, and a wallet.
Petey: Hmm. P.T. must’ve dropped this light arrow when he drove by. And his wallet!
Anyway, Petey throws the arrow at the flames, and squeezes through the temporary gap. Inside…
Twilit Parakoopatrol (which I made up): Intruder! Attack!
A twilit Paraboomboom appears.
Petey: Please. That old-school wannabe? I can beat him in my sleep with my nonexistent eyes blindfolded and both leaves behind my back. And my mouth forced shut.
Twilit Paraboomboom: *screech*
He dives towards Petey, but Petey opens his mouth and eats him. But he quickly spits him out.
Petey: No messing with my tongue!
Petey spits twilit goop onto the twilit Paraboomboom. While the enemy’s off-guard, Petey eats him. But this time, he chews and swallows.
Twilit Parakoopatrol: …
Petey: (alien voice) Take me to your leader. (normal voice) Man, I never thought I’d get to use that!
The twilit Parakoopatrol leads Petey to the throne room.
Cloaked Figure: Why did you do that? No matter. THUNDER!
Lightning strikes the twilit Parakoopatrol, disposing of him.
Cloaked Figure: Now to do the same to you.
The figure reveals itself to be Lakithunder!
Petey: Wait, why weren’t you cloaked earlier?
Lakithunder: Doesn’t matter!
TWILIT LAKITU: LAKITHUNDER
Lakithunder shoots a series of lightning bolts at Petey.
Petey: AH!
Petey manages to avoid some, and then flies up into the air. Blocks appear beneath him, and he lands on them. He then does a flip and lands in the ground, and boulders land on Lakithunder’s head.
Lakithunder: OUCH! THUNDERBALL!
He shoots a ball of thunder at Petey, and it connects.
Petey: Ouch. But what about THIS?
Petey shoots twilit goop at Lakithunder, which hardens. But it doesn’t cover his head. Being basically a statue, he falls to the ground.
Lakithunder: Now what?
Petey: Tell me where the light sphere is!
Lakithunder: Or else what?
Petey: Or else I’ll bodyslam your body, shattering it!
Lakithunder: Okay. It’s in the ? Block over there.
Petey goes over and hits it, and a cage drops onto him!
Lakithunder: You may be clever, but not more clever than me!
Petey: Darn. Wait!
Petey burrows underground, and reappears above ground.
Petey: Learned that from my grandpa. Now tell me where it really is, or I’ll shatter you!
Lakithunder: Okay! The sphere is really in the one on the other side!
Petey hits the ? Block, and the sphere comes out. Petey throws it against the wall, and light restores Sky Land, and some of it goes to the Strange Sack.
Lakithunder: Hey… What happened? And why am I covered in hardened goop on the floor?
Petey: Long story. Make sure nothing hits you hard, or you’ll shatter. Just wait long enough, and the goop will melt. See ya!
Petey leaves.
10 E: PURPLE’S ADVENTURE
Purple is at Rogueport Dock.
Purple: That was easy. I just wonder where the sphere is. Hmm…
Purple is walking around, when he sees black flames surrounding the pipe to the sewers near Frankly’s house.
Purple: That was easy. Now how should I get through? I know!
Purple goes to the west part, removes the thing that takes Mario to the sewers if he presses R, and drops in.
Purple: Good thing they forgot the other entrance. Wait… what’s that?
Purple sees a twilit Spinia running off.
Purple: That looks suspicious.
Purple follows the creature to the Pit of 100 Trials.
Purple: Oh. I’m guessing Bonetail is the guardian.
Purple enters the pipe.
Twilit Gloombas: Die!
Purple kills them, and continues down. On the 10th floor…
Voice: You will not kill my brother!
A twilit Hooktail appears out of nowhere!
Purple: AAHHHH!!!
Hooktail breathes twilit fire, but Purple spins his axe like a fan to put it out as it approaches him. He then quickly chops at the ground like a pickaxe, and finds a cricket!
Purple: That was lucky.
Purple tosses the cricket into Hooktail’s mouth, and she explodes. A pipe opens. He goes down. 9 generic battles later, he’s on the 20th floor, with twilit Gloomtail.
Gloomtail: *screech* (Mega Breath!)
Purple: AAAHHH!!!
Purple quickly jumps out of the way, and leaps towards Gloomtail with his axe. I won’t tell you what happens next, but on the 30th floor, he faces twilit Smorg!
Smorg: *screech mixed with SMOOOOOORG!*
It uses one Miasma to wrap Purple. He then swings him around, bashing him into walls. Purple eventually manages to pull out his axe, and knocks a few Smorgs off. He drops to the ground.
Purple: Man! Every 10th level is supposed to help! Not be boss battles!
The Miasmas submerge, and come back out as the big claw!
Purple: … SUPER AXE BARRAGE!
Purple goes crazy with his axe, and eventually, Smorg is gone. On the 40th floor…
Purple: A twilit Goomba?! Forget this!
Purple just skips all the floors without fighting, until he’s at the 100th floor.
Bonetail: *screech mixed with roar*
Purple: Oh my…
TWILIT FOSSIL DRAGON: BONETAIL
Stallord and Argorok: Hey! He’s mixing our subtitles!
Purple: Leave.
Both: Okay.
They leave. Bonetail breathes twilit fire, the kind that freezes.
Purple: AHH! My feet are frozen to the ground!
Bonetail then flies into the air above Purple, then drops.
Purple: AAAAHHH!!!
Purple quickly picks at the ice with his axe, and gets a safe distance away, just in the Phil of time.
Purple: Don’t you mean Nick of time?
Nick has the flu. The 3,000th schoolgirl gave him the flu.
Purple: …
Purple then quickly
removes the spine bone, causing Bonetail to collapse. In the rubble, Purple
finds the ribcage, and pulls out the sphere he finds. He slices it with
his axe, and the light returns to the whole Rogueport area. Some light
goes to Larry, of course.
10 E: KING BOO’S ADVENTURE:
King Boo is in Ice Land.
King Boo: Hmm. Where could the sphere be? Maybe Lemmy’s Castle…
He then sees flames around the Crystal Palace.
King Boo: Or not. Being a ghost, I can go through the dark.
King Boo floats through the flames. Inside…
King Boo: … That was easy. Now I wonder where that sphere is.
Then, a twilit Crystal King shows up.
Crystal King: Die!
King Boo: I see that you’re the guardian of twilit Ice Land.
Crystal King: No, but I’m the runner-up! Twilit Crystal Bits!
Crystal King throws his twilit Crystal Bits, and they hit King Boo, who hides his face.
King Boo: Okay. You asked for it.
He turns towards Crystal King with a scary face.
King Boo: BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Crystal King: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Crystal King explodes.
King Boo: …
King Boo floats to the next room, and sees statues of everyone in the gang. He then sees their reflections in a mirror, but they’re in a different order. Here’s a visual aid:
(reflections)
Mirror (real)
Larry statue
l P.T. statue
Kamek statue
l King Boo statue
P.T. statue
l Kamek statue
Petey statue
l Larry statue
Purple statue
l Petey statue
King Boo statue
| Purple statue
King Boo: I guess I should make the statues look like their reflections. But why would there be statues of us?
Don’t ask. Anyway, he pushes the statues around until they match their reflections. That causes a door ahead to open. King Boo goes through, and finds an army of White Clubbas.
King Boo: I know!
King Boo possesses one of them, then beats all the others to death. Well, not exactly to death, just unconsciousness. He then finds a big, dark red door ahead. He enters, and finds a cloaked figure with a mirror wall nearby.
Cloaked Figure: You’ll never restore light to Ice Land while I’m here!
The figure reveals itself to be Hector the Reflector! And I never even played that game!
King Boo: The big, round ghost that Yoshi fought? What’s in Ice Land that suits you?
Hector: Hello, the reflective, mirror-filled palace?
King Boo: Ah.
TWILIT GHOST: HECTOR THE REFLECTOR
Hector becomes invisible.
King Boo: I can still see your reflection.
Hector: !
Hector charges at King Boo, but King Boo dodges, then…
King Boo: AAAHHH! I DON’T HAVE ANY REAL ATTACKS! Except…
King Boo pulls out a slot machine.
King Boo: SLOT POWAH!
King Boo pulls the lever, and gets a 777.
King Boo: Woohoo! That adds up to 21!
Hector: So?
Hector suddenly takes 21 damage!
Hector: MIRROR POWAH!
Suddenly, the other wall has a mirror.
Hector: Which one really is reflecting me? You’ll never know!
One mirror shows Hector charging at King Boo. The other has Hector staying in the same place.
King Boo: (He’s probably tricking me. I’ll just stay here, until he doesn’t charge me.)
The mirror with Hector charging was correct, though. King Boo gets run over. Or, more accurately, floated over.
King Boo: Ouch! SLOT POWAH!
King Boo does the slot thing again. He gets 7, another 7, and a lemon. Hector takes 14 damage, and King Boo gets a lemon.
King Boo: I know!
King Boo pulls out a blender, and blends the lemon into lemonade. He then drinks it, and spits it out all over. Some gets on Hector, revealing his position.
Hector: OH NOES!
King Boo then possesses Hector into breaking all the mirrors, then leaves.
King Boo: Ha ha! Seven years of bad luck for each mirror! … Meaning 14 years!
Hector: No! Please! Use your ghost powers to undo this!
King Boo: You’re a ghost.
Hector: Only the ghost who did the damage can undo it!
King Boo: First, let me have the light sphere.
Hector: Here.
King Boo: Oh, and one thing. Technically, YOU did the damage. I did nothing.
Hector: WHAT?! Why you-
King Boo quickly breaks the sphere, and light returns to Ice Land. And the light goes to Larry. So here’s how the rest basically goes:
Larry saves Giant Land from the Mega Goomba, Kamek saves Diamond City from Wario, P.T. saves Pipe Land from Naval Piranha, Petey saves Water Land from Cheepskipper, Purple saves Yoshi’s Island and the rest of Dinosaur Land from Yoob, King Boo saves DK Isles from K. Rool, Larry saves the Waffle Kingdom from the Chestnut King, Kamek saves Dark Land from Kammy Koopa, P.T. saves Sarasaland from Tatanga, and eventually, they even reunite to save the Mushroom Kingdom from Princess Shroob. After a while, all the twilight is gone. In Coin Heaven…
DAD: Well done! Now you still have to save Star Road. Go to Star Hill, and the Star Temple from Mario & Luigi 2. There, the light will lead you to the Aurora Block. Now go!
On Plit…
P.T.: I’ve figured this out! This story is long, dark, epic, and dumb!
Purple: We already established that.
Larry: To the Star Temple!