CHAPTER 16: THE WOEFUL WORLDS
The heroes come back to life in Dark Land.
Larry: Oh no…
He sees that Bowser’s Castle has been taken over! There are black flames around it and whatnot.
Purple, Torpedo Ted, Shade, and Luvbi: What’s wrong with it?
Larry: IT’S NOT NORMALLY LIKE THAT!
They approach it.
Petey: Boy those flames go high.
The flames open enough for all of them to go in, and they are greeted by a figure with a triangularly shaped head on a screen. But the background is too dark to see who it is.
P.T.: Is that Zant?
Purple: Shaped kind of like that, but somehow I doubt it.
Pointy-Headed Figure: So, you came back. While the other worlds got destroyed during your Aftergames, I took over your idiot dad’s castle. I also sent your dad to the Post-Aftergame, and destroyed Grodus!
Larry: And what did you do to Kamek?!
Person: Wouldn’t you like to know? There are a few doorways that lead to me, and you’ll need all the keys. Start by entering the room to your right. These rooms contain all the worlds left that I didn’t destroy. Minus this one.
They enter, and find themselves in Hyrule. Specifically, Gerudo Desert.
Purple: What’s that building ahead?
Shade: It must be the Arbiter’s Grounds.
Petey: How’d you know?
Shade: When you’re in the Underwhere a while, you learn some things.
They enter, and find Kammy Koopa.
Kammy: Welcome. I am the Ex-Koopa King’s servant.
Larry: I could’ve told them that!
Kammy: Now… You die now! We will battle in a Turbo Trio Salvo, or a Sangaria Match. Whichever. To help me fight will be Bowser’s old Z and Y Block Generals!
Chao (Sonic series) and Yoob come out.
King Boo: How long has Yoob worked for Bowser?
Larry: You’d be surprised.
Kammy: Now who will help you?!
Larry: Along with myself, Shade and Luvbi. Because they’re new.
Kammy opens the floor and reveals a giant sandpit with lots of platforms. Larry, Luvbi, and Shade are pushed by magic onto a platform, and Kammy and the generals get on some, and a force field surrounds the arena.
Larry: Kammy, why?!
Shade: Does the Floro-Sprout on her head mean anything to you?
Larry: … We never had this conversation.
Kammy: And there’s something you should know…
Stallord rises up, smashes a platform with his fist, and lowers back down.
Shade: Oh my goodness…
And the fight begins.
Larry: Okay, Shade. You take Yoob, I’ll take Kammy.
Shade: Right… Hey!
By the time he
realizes that, Larry’s already headed off for Kammy.
Shade follows.
Luvbi: … I guess I’ll take Chao.
Chao: Aren’t I just the cutest?
Luvbi: Nuh-uh!
Chao: Uh-huh!
Luvbi: Nuh-uh!
Chao: Uh-huh!
Luvbi: Give up! I get in arguments all the time! I have experience!
Chao: I have firepower! A Blocks and Z Blocks in any organization are always the most powerful!
Many tanks, chefs, cows, airships, and Koopatrols appear.
Chao: I have all those, cuteness, and grilled tofu dipped in miso on a stick! What do you have?
Luvbi: Well, since I became a Nimbi again, I have learned to use the Pure Hearts, including the one I was, to my advantage.
The Pure Hearts appear, and Luvbi uses them to shoot lasers at Chao’s army.
Chao: … What?
The monster then kicks Chao into the pit. Meanwhile, Larry and Shade are fighting each other.
Larry: I want to fight her!
Shade: I want to!
Larry: I’m the star!
P.T.: Who do you think will win?
Purple: Seeing as how Luvbi is making progress while Larry and Shade are fighting, I’d say the enemies will win.
P.T.: … I meant do you think Shade will win, or Larry?
Purple: Larry.
Larry rackets Shade into a wall, but he bounces off, and flies towards Yoob, and bumps into his nose.
Yoob: #*#@and$(@#and(**@#*!
Shade: Was that a swear word, or his native tongue?
Larry: I have an idea!
Larry rackets a fireball into Yoob’s mouth, and some shapes knock the racket down into the pit.
Kammy: Hee hee hee!
Yoob uses his tongue and lashes it towards Larry, but he dodges. The tongue’s force breaks the platform, and Stallord rises back up. He spits energy spheres, which Larry barely dodges. His running lets him get into his shell, and he bumps into Kammy, sending her into the wall. Stallord is now aiming at Shade, who is getting chased by Yoob.
Shade: Great! Now what?! … I got it!
Shade jumps to the wall, and quickly runs along the wall, and Yoob follows. Yoob then gets in the way of a previously launched fireball, and falls. Shade then is about to fall, when Luvbi comes and saves him. Larry’s team wins! Stallord spits out a key, and lowers back down. The pit closes.
Larry: We did it!
Larry uses the key and unlocks a door… and they find themselves in a dark room.
Voice: Well done. Now you must fight us!
Burt the Bashful appears with Big Bungee Piranha and Hookbill the Koopa.
Torpedo Ted: Will we be doing this a lot?
Hookbill: Yes!
Torpedo Ted: Then I’ll fight!
P.T.: Me too!
Purple: Count me in!
And the battle begins. Hookbill gets in his shell and heads for P.T. and Torpedo Ted.
Torpedo Ted: Oh no! I’m a torpedo! But if he gets me, I’ll be a pancake!
P.T.: We must unite!
Torpedo Ted: Okay! Becoming candy!
He becomes candy.
P.T.: Candy!
He eats it and becomes Torpedo Piranha! He looks exactly like P.T. but he has a propeller/wind-up key on his back.
Torpedo Piranha: Combined Super Fist: Piranha Torpedo!
He throws a torpedo at Hookbill.
Hookbill: Uh oh.
Hookbill catches it and throws it at the wall. But the torpedo then opens up and giant Piranha Plants come out and try to eat Hookbill.
Hookbill: AUGH!
Torpedo Piranha: Ha! Only 30 seconds left out of this minute! We’re halfway done!
Larry: Their fusions only last for 60 seconds?
Torpedo Piranha: Combined Super Fist: Pipe Torpedoes!
He throws a green ball that hits the ground and turns into a warp pipe. Hookbill manages to defeat the Piranha Plants from earlier.
Hookbill: What’s that supposed to do?
A bunch of Torpedo Teds and one Bullet Bill fly out and aim for Hookbill.
Torpedo Teds: WE ARE TORPEDOES!
Bullet Bill: And I’m a Bullet Bill!
They all hit Hookbill and explode, defeating him. Torpedo Piranha turns back into P.T. and Torpedo Ted. Meanwhile, Burt is bouncing around, and Purple is trapped in a small nook in the wall.
Purple: (Hmm. I dropped my axe, and now I can’t fight him. There has to be a way to get across.)
Torpedo Ted: I’m a torpedo!
Torpedo Ted defeats Burt the Bashful.
Purple: Okay!
Purple runs across the room, and grabs his axe. But then Big Bungee Piranha lowers down and eats him! But Purple cuts his stem from the inside, and the main head falls down. But he lands so hard that he makes a hole that he falls through!
Larry: Purple! No!
A rock then falls down, blocking the hole.
Larry: Dang!
We see the pointy-headed figure from earlier up on a ledge, laughing to himself.
Figure: One down, seven to go.
He throws the key down, and Petey catches it. A warp pipe appears. When they come out, they’re in another room in Bowser’s Castle.
Luvbi: Another locked door!
Shade: But what if more of us die?
Larry: Hey, you all joined me to help me get revenge!
P.T.: I joined for free dental.
Petey: I only joined ‘cause you wanted me to. I don’t care if Bowser’s dead.
King Boo: I only joined ‘cause he owed me money!
Torpedo Ted: I only joined… Actually, I don’t know why I joined.
Shade: I only joined to leave the Underwhere.
Luvbi: And I only joined because I was bored.
Larry: Hmm. Come to think of it, Kamek and I are the only ones who are part of this adventure for revenge. And I don’t even know where Kamek is! But I do know that we have to stop Zant, so let’s go, already.
They go into the next room and find themselves on a planet with an orange atmosphere.
Torpedo Ted: This reminds me of a cantaloupe!
Petey: Since when have you been inside a cantaloupe?
King Boo: Yeah… You can’t even SPELL cantaloupe!
Luvbi: I’m hungry.
P.T.: I hate cantaloupe.
Larry: Okay! Enough cantaloupe talk! Where are we?
Marching Milde, Doopliss, and Tatanga appear.
Tatanga: We’re on Venom! And we challenge you to-
Larry: I pick me, Petey, and King Boo!
Tatanga: … Right. SHIPS! COME!
3 Arwings and 3 Wolvens come.
Larry: (sarcastically) Great.
P.T.: Aw, I wanted to play in the spaceships!
They all get into their ships.
Tatanga: Troops! Enter All-Range Mode!
Doopliss: Okay, Slick.
Milde: Uh, I can’t fit into my ship!
Doopliss: Dang! That means you’re disqualified!
And thus, Milde is defeated by default. Meanwhile in the air, Petey’s ship is being chased by Tatanga’s.
Tatanga: I have experience, so you can’t defeat me! It’s over for you!
His ship is bombarded with lasers from Larry’s ship.
Tatanga: Oh, you want to play?
Tatanga’s ship does a U-Turn and goes after Larry’s, but Petey gets a few hits in. But he doesn’t know that he’s about to get shot. Doopliss’ ship shoots a laser, causing Petey’s ship to crash.
Petey: D’oh! Hmm? What’s this?
He sees the eject button.
Petey: (reading) Ee. Jeck. T. E-jeckut. Ejeck’t. Ejeckt. Eject! It says eject!
He presses the eject button and flies out of the crashing ship just in time. But since his ship is done for, he’s disqualified.
King Boo: Don’t worry, Petey! I’ll avenge you!
Back on the ground…
Petey: Wanna just fight like regular?
Milde: I’d rather just have a staring contest.
Petey: Works for me.
Meanwhile, Larry is being chased by Tatanga. But he notices the bomb button. He presses it, and a bomb blasts Tatanga. But Tatanga had his reflectors on. Larry is constantly being shot at.
P.T.: DO A BARREL ROLL!
Larry does a barrel roll, and Tatanga passes him. Larry then keeps shooting until Tatanga is defeated. Tatanga’s ship blows up and Tatanga falls to the ground. Meanwhile…
Petey: I win!
Milde: D’oh!
Meanwhile in the air, Doopliss is shooting King Boo, but King Boo phases the whole ship to avoid the blast, keeps it that way, and presses Autopilot. He leaves and possesses Doopliss to press the eject button, and Doopliss is launched out of the ship. He then re-enters his body. All 3 of our heroes win. Oh, and Doopliss lands in a pit. Don’t worry, Doopliss fans, he’ll survive.
Gourmet Guy: Why do things keep landing on me?!
Milde: Well, here’s the key.
Milde gives Larry the key, and a warp pipe appears. It takes them back to Bowser’s, and they unlock the door they see. It takes them to Isle O’ Hags from Banjo-Tooie. Specifically, the Grunty Industries level. Larry and Co. are greeted by Beldam, Salvo the Slime, Hoohooros, Naval Piranha (in a moving warp pipe like the Elasto Piranhas), Cortez, and the Black Jewel.
Larry: Six?
Beldam: Yes! We challenge you to a 6 on 6, throughout the whole building!
P.T.: Dang.
Larry: We accept!
King Boo: I think I’ll be the one that sits out.
Beldam: And start!
Beldam warps her and the other generals away. Larry and Co. follow. But King Boo is hit from behind with a wrench, and is dragged by a Grunty Industries employee to the pointy-headed figure in a dark corner.
Figure: Throw him to the Crocodile.
The employee leaves the area and enters the Quagmire area of Isle O’ Hags, and throws King Boo to the crocodile in the toxic pond. Meanwhile, everyone is scattered around. In the Clinker Cavern shoot-out, Torpedo Ted is after Naval Piranha. He is walking around quietly, when he’s tapped from behind. It’s one of Naval’s buds. He turns around, but the bud is gone. And then, Naval appears behind him and eats him!
Torpedo Ted (in Naval’s belly): TORPEDO AWAY!
Naval: Whubba?
Torpedo Ted flies out of Naval, through his belly (ew), thus defeating him. Meanwhile, Shade is being chased by Cortez outside the Mumbo skull. Shade sees it.
Shade: Hmm. Maybe someone in there can help me! But I’ve got to lose this thing!
Cortez: Ar! Don’t count on it, me bucko!
He tries to stab Shade with his many swords, but Shade grabs one and throws it at Cortez. Shade quickly runs into the Mumbo skull.
Shade: Dude, you’ve got to help me!
Mumbo: Okay. Mumbo help Shy Guy.
They leave the Mumbo skull and find Cortez.
Mumbo: Why Shy Guy need help?
Shy Guy: I threw a sword at that thing, and it’s only a matter of time before he’s after me again.
Mumbo: That Mumbo’s grandpa. Grandpa, stop chasing Shy Guy.
Cortez: I’m older than you, don’t tell me what to do!
Mumbo: Then Mumbo tell Dad what happen on March 3rd-
Cortez: Say no more!
And so Cortez was forced to stop attacking, so he’s technically defeated. Meanwhile, P.T. and Salvo the Slime are in Weldar’s room. In the middle of the battle, Weldar comes out.
Weldar: Hey! Are you that bear and bird?!
Salvo: No, smart one.
Weldar: Well EXSCUSE ME for being vision-impaired!
Salvo: You’re not excused!
Weldar: Well you’re stupid!
P.T.: (Boy are these guys boring.)
P.T. walks over to Weldar, grabs him by the neck, and presses a button. He uses Weldar to suck up Salvo, because Weldar is actually a vacuum. Meanwhile, Luvbi is on the roof with the Black Jewel. He shoots fire beams and falls down to make shockwaves.
Luvbi: You do know that you’re basically a dark monster, and the Pure Hearts are light things?
Black Jewel: And?
Luvbi uses the Pure Hearts on the Black Jewel, leaving behind a massive pile of purple dust.
Luvbi: … I didn’t know I was that powerful!
Oh, it’s only stronger because he was a dark thing. Or at least excessively dark.
Luvbi: Oh.
Meanwhile, Petey is fighting Hoohooros in a room with a giant magnet.
Hoohooros: I’m not magnetic! Now die!
Hoohooros pulls out a lightsaber, and it gets thrown next to the magnet.
Hoohooros: … Dang!
Petey eats Hoohooros. Meanwhile at the entrance, Larry and Beldam are battling.
Beldam: Give it up, kid! You’ll never beat me!
Larry: We’ll see!
Beldam charges up a spell, and Larry runs towards her. He finally retreats into his shell and slides towards Beldam, dodging her iceballs. Finally, he hits her, comes out, and kicks her into the goop that surrounds the building. She also drops a key. A warp pipe appears. Everyone then arrives.
Petey: Hey, has anyone seen King Boo?
Shade: … Maybe he got eliminated, too?
Luvbi: He wouldn’t hurt a little girl, right?
Torpedo Ted: He wouldn’t hurt ammo, right?
Larry: Uh, not so sure about the second one. Anyway, we have to keep going!
They enter the pipe and find another door in another room. They open the door and find themselves in an arena. Dragohoho, Jojora, and Chef Torte appear.
P.T.: Didn’t I already defeat Jojora when the Beanbean Kingdom-
Jojora: Silence! We challenge you all to a Poke’mon battle!
Larry: No.
Chef Torte: He’s right… Where’s my accent?
P.T.: I’m too lazy.
Larry: All right, I choose me, P.T., and Petey!
Dragohoho: That’s bad grammar. Uh, I mean, Goo-Gwaa!
And the fight begins. The teams run towards each other, and a barrier surrounds the arena. Chef Torte pulls out a giant ladle, scoops up Petey with it, and throws him into Dragohoho’s mouth.
Torte: Bon appetite!
Larry shell slides into Dragohoho, and knocks him into the wall. But P.T.’s waiting there, and throws a boomerang at Dragohoho, then wall jumps off the inside of the barrier and hits him with the Megaton Hammer, causing him to swallow Petey.
Larry, P.T., the others whom aren’t fighting right now: 0_0
Torte takes a spatula out and pulls off the metal part, leaving only the handle. A lightsaber blade comes out now… on both sides, like Darth Maul.
Larry: You’re kidding me!
Torte spins around, chasing the two remaining fighters. P.T., still running, grabs Larry (sliding in his shell) and throws him at Torte, but Larry just bounces off his head and flies in the opposite direction. While in the air, Jojora hits him a lot with her staff after he comes out. Larry then takes the staff and hits it against the wall with Jojora still holding it, thus hurting her. He then lands.
Shade: How are they fighting so well now?
Torpedo Ted: P.T. has been watching Super Mario Bros. Z, by Alvin Earthworm, and it’s inspired him to do fight scenes better. I’m a torpedo!
Larry takes the staff from Jojora, and Torte runs over to him. He gets in a fight with his double-bladed lightsaber against Larry’s stolen wand. P.T. joins in with “Sword of the Lemmy”. Which is actually Lemmy.
Lemmy: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
P.T.: Stop whining!
P.T. throws Lemmy out of the chapter, and pulls out a clawshot. He tries to take the lightsaber from Torte, but Dragohoho comes from behind. P.T. turns, and as he turns…
P.T.: Hot Potato!
He throws a flaming potato into Dragohoho’s open mouth.
Dragohoho: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
He runs around. Jojora wakes up and kicks Larry away, and takes the leftover wand.
Jojora: Blizzaga!
In hopes of dousing the flames, she aims the spell at Dragohoho’s mouth, but ends up freezing him. Torte picks him up and puts him in a boiling pot. Dragohoho thaws out, but (after slicing carrots) Torte then puts a lid on the pot.
Torte: This Dragon Steak will taste wonderful!
Cooking Mama: Wonderful! Better than Mama.
Larry shell slides into the pot and it spills over, and Dragohoho falls out, crushing Torte and defeating him. Jojora shoots ice spells at P.T., but he keep using the Mirror Shield. Larry is being chased by Dragohoho, but his shell bounces off the barrier and slides into the dragon, knocking him in P.T.’s direction, but he angles the shield so the dragon bounces off and hits Jojora, defeating them both. The barrier fades, and the two enemies fall down a trapdoor that closes. However, the wand is left behind.
Larry: Hmm…
He takes the wand and uses its power to change it into a racket, and they enter the pipe.
Shade: I wonder who’s next…
They enter the next door and appear in the Fountain of Dreams.
Luvbi: This place is flooding.
Culex, Chuckolator, and General Guy appear.
Culex: We-
Larry: Torpedo Ted, Shade, and Luvbi.
Culex: Very well!
Chuckolator shoots a bubble at Larry and P.T., and they float up to over the fountain.
Larry: Uh, I’m kind of claustrophobic…
P.T.: (rubbing chin) Hmm. A couple of throw pillows and some molding, and this place will look just fine.
And so a few minutes later, the dream house is complete!
Larry: You made the whole bubble look like a house?! Well at least it’s got more space. And it does look nice.
Now we go back to the fight.
Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Whirlwind!
Torpedo Ted blows General Guy away with the attack, but he’s caught in a bubble by Chuckolator.
Culex: I am matter and anti-matter! I can see your past! I can see your future! I consume time! And I… I… I’m just freaking powerful, all right?
Luvbi: But you don’t have control of the aftergames like my mom!
Culex: I bet I do!
Luvbi: Nuh-uh!
Culex: Uh-huh!
A few hours later…
Culex: (She’s good. She must get in arguments all the time! I can’t let her win.) PREPARE TO DIE!
Generic FF Character: Culex! We need you on the set of Final Fantasy 1,200,000.
Culex: Can’t I kill the Nimbi first?
GFFC: No.
Culex: You guys never let me have fun. *sniff*
Meanwhile in the Dream House, P.T. is digging through the fridge, and pulls out a giant pitcher of root beer.
P.T. (in deeper voice): This is an extreme thirst.
He then waters the plant with it.
Larry: …
Back in the fight, Culex is disqualified. Shade walks up to Chuckolator.
Chuckolator: I’m supposed to fear a Shy Guy?! Good try, where’s the real fighter?
Shade pulls out a bendy straw, bends it, inserts it in Chuckolator, and drinks him. He then spits him out over the edge, but Shade is then pushed over the edge by General Guy.
Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Away!
He knocks General Guy over the edge, and the Dream House vanishes into thin air and Larry and P.T. drop onto the arena, but land in a pipe as it rises. Luvbi and Torpedo Ted follow.
P.T.: Hmm. There were a lot more of us when we entered this place.
Everyone Else: …
They enter the next door… Wait, where are the keys they were supposed to get after the Poke’mon place and the Fountain of Dreams?
Torpedo Ted: Deleted scenes.
They find themselves on a waterfall. As in, Rumble Falls, from the upcoming SSBB. They find Shadoo (as Mr. L), Mummipokey, and King Croacus.
Shadoo: Welcome! You die now! Who’ll fight?
Larry: Me, Torpedo Ted, and Luvbi.
Torpedo Ted and Luvbi: We just fought!
And so the screen starts scrolling upwards.
King Croacus: OOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEE-OOOO! I’m stuck!
King Croacus stretches as far as he can, but can’t move, so he’s caught by the scrolling, making him disqualified. P.T. isn’t participating, so scrolling isn’t affecting him.
P.T.: I’m bored. I wonder if I can hop into that plant and float in a bubble like DK.
He jumps… and the bubble spits him out towards the bottom, with all the sharp rocks. The pointy-headed figure is in the shadows.
Figure: Ha. My plan worked.
P.T.: (So now I’m the one who goes. Oh well. At least I left the group in a somewhat humorous way. Now my life’s flashing before my eyes! There goes the time my mom made me eat everything on the floor. Soup Night was the worst. Science was tough in High School. There go the times I joined Smack Jeeves and Fanfiction.Net. Hey! There’s the part where I’m falling off Rumble Falls and my life flashes before my eyes! Wait, that’s happening right now! … Cool!)
And P.T. then hits the sharp rocks at the bottom. Back with the fight, Shadoo keeps Super Jumping, Larry keeps jumping, Luvbi is flying, Mummipokey is jumping (barely making it), and Torpedo Ted keeps flying around.
Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Away!
Torpedo Ted rams into Mummipokey, but is hit with those things he spits out. Luvbi goes back down and carries Torpedo Ted back up. Larry then shell slides into Mummipokey, scattering his body, and his head can’t keep up with the scrolling.
Larry: We’re winning!
Shadoo: You think you’re good? It’s just the scrolling! You’ll never win! I have 100 HP!
Larry: What’s that?
Shadoo: Where?
Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Away!
Torpedo Ted knocks Shadoo away, and he drops the key. The scrolling stops and a pipe appears. The remaining three characters hop into the pipe.
Torpedo Ted: Where’d P.T. go?
Luvbi: The bubble plant spit him out and he was watching his life flash before his eyes as he fell. Last I saw, he was watching slow-motion replays of the time he popped Lemmy’s ball.
Larry: That was specific. Let’s see where this next door takes us.
They enter and find themselves in a snowy area, and they step onto a giant manhole cover. They’re at the Valley of Repose from Pikmin 2. Lava Piranha, Lakithunder, and Hector the Reflector appear.
Lava Piranha: We-
Larry: Since we’re the only three left, we’ll fight.
Luvbi: The torpedo and I have been in three fights in a row, now.
Hector turns invisible, and Larry rackets a pebble at Lakithunder, knocking him out of the cloud. He jumps in and causes lightning to damage Lakithunder, but then he’s eaten by Lava Piranha. Torpedo Ted flies through Lava Piranha, defeating him, and he passes the invisible Hector. Torpedo Ted is so polished, you can see yourself on him, and Luvbi notices Hector’s reflection.
Luvbi: Turtle thing! Attack right there!
She uses her wings to point to Hector’s location, but Hector eats her first. Larry flies over, jumps off the cloud, and shell-rams into Hector, but Lakithunder gets back on the cloud, and aims lightning at Larry, but he dodges, and Hector is hit.
Lakithunder: It’s over for you!
Larry: Oh great.
Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Away!
Torpedo Ted rams into Lakithunder, leaving the cloud, and they both run into a tree, which violently explodes.
Larry: AAAH! I’M ALL ALONE!
A Dwarf Red Bulborb walks up, spits out a key, and walks away. A pipe then rises.
Larry: That was convenient.
Larry hops in and finds himself in a room similar to the others, but the door is big and red. Larry finds Zant’s body lying in front of the door.
Larry: He’s dead? Then what’s on the other side of this door?
Larry enters the door. He finds a familiar person facing away from him.
Larry: Kamek? Kamek! It’s you! You even killed Zant! And you changed to a red cloak.
Kamek: Yes I did… How about that?
Kamek turns around, and shoots a spell at Larry that knocks him out!
BUM-BUM BUH-BUM (Beethoven’s fifth symphony)
Kamek pulls out a cell phone and opens it.
Kamek: Not now, Mom!