Chapter 3: The awesome land where people like to make sprites
Last time we saw our heroes, they had just walked through a door to the third world…
Peach: Um… Where are we? Pixeltendo?
Bullet Bill: Duh.
Bullet Bill is shot.
Tippi: Nope, we are in the Bitlands!
Mario: Wah?
Tippi: The Bitlands is an extremely pixelated (to the point of it being named after such) dimension that has several references to other Mario games in Stuper Paper Mario.
Peach: Games?
Tippi: Ummm… No.
Boomer: Hey guys, look at that bush.
Reader: I've lost interest…
Koopra: Wait!
Reader: Why?
Koopra: I have a pet lizard.
Reader: What's its name?
Koopra: … Francis.
Francis: HIGH TECNICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Koopra: Don't do that.
Francis: Okay… PWETTY BUTTUHFLY!
Koopra: Sorry, you can't have Tip-
Francis runs away with Tippi.
Koopra: -pi… This is your problem.
Mario: Whoo!
Mario and his friends run off to get Tippi back. Back in the bush...
Barry: Heh… Where are the heroes...?
At the Tile Pool...
Boomer: I say we jump in.
Peach: But the water will ruin my hair!
Boomer: Duh.
Peach: I say we throw you in and blow the water out of the pool.
Boomer: Okay!
Boomer blows the water out of the pool.
Mario: Whee!
Thudley: I'm your new Pixl with girth!
Mario/Peach/Boomer: Ewwww…
Thudley: What?
Peach: Nothing… Let's go get Tippi!
They run for three hours (except Boomer and Thudley, they float) only to find a giant castle with a sign that says FORT GOOMbAZ X
Peach: GOOMbAZ X?
Mario: Koo Koo ka choo!
Boomer: BLOW UP THE CASTLE?! OH YEAH!
Peach: Oh boy…
Boomer blows up the castle. Four Goombas with ninja costumes on land in front of the gang.
Goomba #1: Huh- WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
Peach: OMIGOSHI'MSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSORRY!
Goomba #2: What?
Goomba #3: (Boss, you forgot-)
Goomba #4: (To introduce us.)
Goomba #1: Oh yeah... FEAR US, MORTALS! FOR WE ARE…
All Goombas: GOOMbAZ X!
Boomer: Mm hm, that's nice.
Goomba #1: Grrr… I, the Red GOOMbAZ, will destroy you!
Peach: Could you tell us who is who?
Red GOOMbAZ: Ummm… Okay.
Goomba #2: I'm Black GOOMbAZ.
Goomba #3: I'm the-
Goomba #4: Yellow GOOMbAZ. And I'm the-
Goomba #3: Blue GOOMbAZ.
(Note: Goomba #3 is the Blue GOOMbAZ, Goomba #4 is the Yellow GOOMbAZ.)
Red GOOMbAZ: Umm… Where did they go?
They look around and walk away.
Peach: That was easy!
Boomer: *gulp* This w-won't…
Peach: Huh?
Peach looks around and sees…
Peach: Bowser!
Bowser: Bwa ha ha ha! Bow down, fools!
Peach: Oh no…
??? ???????: Yah!
Red GOOMbAZ hits Bowser on the head. Bowser falls to the ground.
Bowser: Owww… Dang, I lost.
Peach: … Guess what, you have to help us save the world for 3,000,000,000,000 coins!
Bowser: Sweet!
Koopra: Bowser is in you party!
Red GOOMbAZ: Hey! That's my pet, uhhhh... turtle!
Koopra: No it's not.
Red GOOMbAZ: Dang it!
Red GOOMbAZ walks away.
Peach: OFF TO GET TIPPI!
Bowser: Who?
Peach: >_>
Bowser: What?
They all run around for three days trying to find Fort Francis, only they do't know that FORT GOOMbAZ X was Fort Francis.
Tippi: What are you guys doing?
Bowser: Looking for an idiot named Tippley or summit…
Peach >.>… THAT IS TIPPI, YOU IDIOT!!!
Bowser shrinks in an anime fashion.
Bowser: Sorry, honey…
Tippi: If you guys would like to, I dunno… SHUT UP FOR ONE MINUTE, so that I can give you a Pure Heart.
Mario: Yippi!
Bowser: Wah!? Mario's here?!
Mario runs up to Tippi, who gives him a Pure Heart
Koopra: Hey guys, guess what!
Mario: Wah?
Koopra I'm going to put the Pure Heart in the piller for you guys!
Everyone: Yay!
Koopra: And I'm going to warp you to your next world!
Everyone: Yay!
Koopra: Ala Kachoo!
They all warp to outer space…
At Castle Bleck...
Count Bleck: I've got nothing. See ya in Chapter 4.
FILLERMAN: FILLER!