Toad with a Vengeance

By Toadinator

Super Mini Chapter 1: Bowser‘s Plan

Our story begins at Koopa Castle, where Bowser is hatching up an evil plan.

Bowser: I got it! Yes, this plan can’t fail. I’ll invite the stupid Mario Brothers, Princess Peach, and Toad to a party at a restaurant, but the invitation won’t be from me. Oh no, the invitations will be from “Daisy”, who can’t show up because she’s “sick”, but she still wants them to go. And then, when the party is over they’ll have ordered so many expensive things that they’ll fight over who is paying the check, which will eventually lead to them fighting each other to the death.

Bowser laughs for 15 minutes, but then stops.

Bowser: Wait a second. Why don’t I just say that the invitations are from Toad, and when they all end up at the restaurant, I’ll capture them by acting as their waiter? Yeah, that one will do. Man. I am just so evil. I guess I should start working on those cards.

Bowser goes to get Crayola material.

Bowser: There’s no possible way this plan can fail!

Bowser laughs in that certain Bowser way.
 

Chapter 2: Uninvited Party Guest

The next morning...

Parakarry: Mail Call!

Luigi: Mario, we have mail.

Mario: Ok, I’ll go get it.

Mario runs to the computer.

Yahoo: Good morning, Mario! You have no unread messages in your Inbox.

Mario screams.

Mario: How does the computer know my name-a?

Mario runs back to Luigi.

Mario: Luigi, the computer knows my name-a! It’s stalking me!

Luigi: What? Wait a minute.

Mario stands straight and stops doing everything, especially breathing. He turns red.

Luigi: I didn’t mean it literally.

Mario turns blue.

Luigi: Hey, Mario, a minute passed.

Mario turns around and looks into something shiny, and notices that he’s still blue.

Mario: Mamamia, Luigi, I’m a Yoshi!

Mario runs throughout the Mario Brothers' house yelling.

Mario: I’M A YOOOOOSHI!!!

Luigi: I’ll just go get the mail.

Meanwhile at Princess Peach’s...

Toad: Princess Peach, you have a letter.

Princess Peach: Hand it over, bub!

Toad: Yes sir.

Peach’s eyes turn fiery red and she grows to 5,000 times her size.

Princess Peach: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Toad: I mean yes ma’am or yes Princess Peach.

He smiles in an awkward way. Princess Peach’s eyes return to normal.

Princess Peach: That’s better.

Toa: Ok, I’ll remember that. But why are you still about 4,946 times your size?

E. Gadd appears out of nowhere.

E. Gadd: 5,000 times her size to be exact.

Princess Peach and Toad: GET OUT OF HERE!

E. Gadd: Ok, I’m leaving, but you might want to take this Shrinking Shroom.

E. Gadd throws the Shroom to Toad, then disappears into thin air.

Toad: How does he do that?

Princess Peach: Umm… Who cares?

Toad: Great answer. Anyway, take the Shroom.

Princess Peach: I’m fine like this.

Toad: No, what I meant was... TAKE THE SHROOM!

Princess Peach: Ok, ok! Just don’t hurt me.

Toad throws the Shroom to Princess Peach, but it ends up missing and hitting her on the head.

Toad: Oops.

Some Sports Reporter Guy: Let’s see that again in slow motion.

The same thing happens in slow motion.

Toad: How’d you get here?

Some Sports Reporter Guy: Umm uhh…

He then disappears.

Toad: This is one weird day.

Princess Peach: You should talk.

She then eats the Shroom and shrinks back to her normal size.

Princess Peach: So let me see the letter.

Toad hands her the letter.

Meanwhile back at the Mario Brothers' house...

Luigi: Hey Mario, come here.

Mario: I’m a Yoshi!

Luigi: No you’re not. Anyway, we got a letter from Toad.

Mario: A letter from Michael Jackson?

Luigi: No, a letter from Toad. What are you doing?

Mario is dancing in the style of Thriller.

Mario: Don’t you remember Doodlepuff’s birthday party?

Luigi: Who’s Doodlepuff?

Mario: My imaginary friend who tried to kill me 15 times. 29 of those times he succeeded.

Luigi grabs a roll of duct tape and duct tapes Mario’s mouth.

Mario: Hahahaha! That can’t silence me because silence is golden, not silver!

Luigi: Umm, no, Mario, this is gold.

Mario: (mumbling) Dang it!

Luigi: Ok, so back to the letter from Toad.

Luigi starts reading it out loud.

Dear Stupid Mario Brothers,

I, Toad, have invited you to a special dinner at IHOP scheduled for tonight. Peach will be there. So you have to come.

From Toad

Luigi: Wow, that’s really nice of Toad.

Mario: (mumbling) Cheese rules!

Luigi: Hey Mario, let’s go thank Toad.

(Luigi rips the duct tape off of Mario’s mouth.

Luigi: So, Mario, off to Princess Peach’s castle?

Mario: Ok.

Meanwhile, back at Princess Peach’s Castle.

Princess Peach is sitting on her throne reading the letter).

Dear Princess Peach,

I, Toad, have invited you to a special dinner at IHOP scheduled for tonight. Mario and Luigi will be there. So you have to come.

From Toad

Princess Peach: That was sweet of him.

30 minutes later...

Mario and Luigi are standing outside the door of Princess Peach’s castle.

Mario: Knock Knock Knockity Knock!

Toadsworth: Who is it?

Mario: Cheese?

Toadsworth opens the door.

Toadsworth: Ah, Master Mario. Welcome. Come in, come in.

Luigi: Hello, I’m here too!

Toadsworth: Oh, get in, kid.

Luigi: Toadsworth, where’s Toad?

Toadsworth: He’s in the royal outhouse.

Outside at the royal outhouse...

Toad (in outhouse): I didn’t like it in Luigi’s Mansion, but I like it now!

And back...

Toadsworth: So why did you guys come here in the first place?

Mario: Did I hear someone mention Michael Jackson?

Mario starts dancing in the style of Thriller again. Princess Peach walks into the room.

Princess Peach: What’s Mario doing?

Luigi: I’m not quite sure, but it passes time. So let’s just watch.

So the group watches Mario dance for 16.23 minutes. Then Toad enters,

Luigi and Princess Peach: TOAD!!!

Mario: MARIO!!!

Toad: Am I in trouble?

Luigi and Princess Peach: No!

Luigi: Mario and I…

Mario: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

Luigi: Anyway, we came down here to thank you for inviting us to dinner at IHOP.

Princess Peach: I also wanted to thank you for inviting me to the dinner at IHOP.

Toad: Oh, umm… You’re welcome. (Something’s not right here. This has to be a trap. Cool! I’ll tag along.)

Luigi: So what time should we go to dinner?

Mario: Six o’clock.

Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad look oddly at Mario.

Mario: What? I don’t have to be stupid all the time.

Luigi: Ok, so what do we do to pass the time?

Toad: This.

Six hours later, at IHOP, Table 46...

Mario: Yay I’ve never been to a real restaurant before.

Princess Peach and Toad look at Luigi.

Luigi: (whispering to Peach and Toad) His therapist says it's best.

Mario: Every Monday I get to go to the Marshmallow Room.

Toad: If you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the little Toad’s room.

Mario: You’re excused.

Bowser walks over to table 46 with three sacks.

Bowser: Hello, I’m Bowser, and I’ll be your kidnapper for today.

Bowser then pushes them into the sacks.

Mario: You won’t get away with this! Toad will save us!

Luigi: We’re doomed.

Bowser: You seem confident in Toad. Well, just to humor you, I’ll write a message for Toad and leave it at your table. And he’ll never rescue you.

Bowser writes the message in crayon on the back of Mario’s kids' menu. Bowser then ties the sacks and leaves for his Koopa Clown Copter.

Two minutes later...

Toad approaches the table.

Toad: When you gotta go, you gotta go. Am I right, guys? Hey, they're gone... and what’s this?

Toad picks up the message written by Bowser and reads it.

Toad I have stolen your friends and brought them to my castle. Come on let’s face it. Their doomed, I’ll give you one month to prove me wrong.

-Bowser King of the Koopas

Toad: I’ve been kidnapped time and time again, and I’ve coped with it, but this is personal. I’ve got to go see The Master who runs the dojo back in Toad Town. Bowser is going to pay. From this day forward I shall be a Toad with a vengeance.

Toad then leaves and heads to the dojo located in Toad Town.

The Master: Welcome, Toad.

Toad: How did you know my name?

The Master: Your nametag.

Toad: But I’m not wearing a nametag.

The Master: Back to the point. You have come to learn, have you not?

Toad: Yes I have.

The Master: Great, and I am happy to teach you. Let’s begin my new apprentice.

Read on!


 
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