It is a quiet night at Castle Koopa. All the Koopalings have gone to bed, including Bowser and Clawdia. Two Koopas are arguing on top of the castle.
Koopa #1: I'm telling you, a tomato is a VEGETABLE!
Koopa #2: Well I'm telling you it is a FRUIT!
While the Koopas argue, a UFO slowly hovers down to the castle. A yellow beam is sent down onto the castle, and a small, blue, octopus-like creature with an antenna on top of its head slowly floats down the beam.
Koopa #1: I told you it is a... Hey, did you hear that?
Koopa #2: Hear what?
Suddenly the octopus, which will now be called an alien, jumps at the Koopas and starts to shoot at them from its snout.
Koopa #1: OH NO! AN INTRUDER!
Koopa #1 hits a switch and an alarm goes off. Everyone wakes up and starts to try and figure out what is going on.
Bowser: GUARDS! GET THE INTRUDERS!
Three Koopas grab the alien and throw it off of the castle. But by now the UFO has already sent 20 more aliens down. The Koopas keep throwing them off but they are starting to get overwhelmed.
Koopa #2: There are too many of them! We can't keep up!
Koopas are being taken by the aliens to the UFO. All the Koopalings have gone to the throne room along with Bowser and Clawdia.
Bowser: I want you kids to stay here, you'll be safe. Me and Clawdia are going out to fight the intruders.
Roy: But Dad, I wanna fight too!
Lemmy: So do I!
Bowser: No, you can't fight.
All the Koopalings: WHY NOT?!
Bowser: Because I said so, that's why!
Bowser and Clawdia get out onto the roof only to find the aliens everywhere.
Bowser: Are you ready?
Clawdia: You bet.
Bowser and Clawdia start fighting the aliens, but they are getting weak. Suddenly the UFO shoots a beam at Bowser and Clawdia.
Bowser: What in the world?!
Bowser and Clawdia get sucked up into the UFO. The UFO sucks up all the other aliens and flies away into outer space.
All the Koopalings: MOM! DAD!
Larry: Oh no! How will we save them?
Roy: If I ever see those aliens again, I'll pound them into next year!
Ludwig: I think I have something that might help us save Mom and Dad.
Iggy: Really? What is it?
Ludwig: You'll find out, follow me.
Ludwig takes them into his laboratory and inputs a secret code. A metal door opens and they all go deep underground.
Wendy: Are we there yet? My feet hurt.
Ludwig: We're nearly there.
They come across another metal door. Ludwig types in another code and it opens. Ludwig leads them into a room that is about half the size of Castle Koopa.
Larry: WHAT IS THAT?!
Ludwig: It is a rocket, and we will be using it to go into outer space to save Mom and Dad.
Morton: It's huge, gigantic, enormous, bigger than me, bigger than-
Roy: Put a cork in it!
Ludwig: Enough talk, Mom and Dad are waiting for us.
All the Koopalings get in the rocket.
Ludwig: Here we go. Everyone get in your seats.
Larry: But there’s no seatbelts.
Ludwig: Just hang on to something, now hurry up.
The Koopalings do as they are told.
Ludwig: All right, lift off in ten... nine... eight... seven...
Everyone Else: JUST GO ALREADY!
Ludwig: All right, all right.
Ludwig pulls on a few levers and the rocket blasts off.
Wendy: How fast are we going? I think I am gonna be sick.
Ludwig: About 5,000 miles per hour.
Lemmy: Didn't need to hear that.
Larry looks out a window.
Larry: Hey! We’re in outer space!
All the other Koopalings look out the window.
Morton: Hey, what’s that?
Morton points at a small spec in the distance that seems to get bigger and bigger with every passing second.
Ludwig: OH NO!
Ludwig pulls on every lever there is and starts panicking.
Roy: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON?!
Ludwig: IT'S A UFO, AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
Ludwig grabs a lever and tries to outrun the UFO, but the UFO catches up and shoots a laser beam at the rocket. Upon impact the rocket gets damaged and the bottom of the ship is destroyed.
Wendy: What do we do? We can't outrun the UFO!
Ludwig looks around and sees an asteroid belt.
Ludwig: I GOT IT! We may not be able to outrun it but I bet we can lose it.
Ludwig steers the ship into the asteroid belt and tries to navigate through it.
Iggy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU’RE GONNA GET RID OF US ALL!
The UFO keeps trying to hit the ship with more laser beams. Each one would have hit the ship but instead they keep hitting asteroids.
Roy: This is getting ridiculous.
Roy opens the window and grabs an asteroid and hurls it into the UFO.
Roy: Take that!
The UFO is damaged and slightly moves to the left, but because of this it hits an asteroid and another and another until it explodes.
Ludwig: Ha ha! Good job, Roy!
Ludwig steers the ship out of the asteroid belt. The Koopalings look back at their first victory over the aliens.
Ludwig: All right! We beat the UFO!
Ludwig looks straight to see they are heading right for a black hole.
All the Koopalings: OH NO!
Ludwig tries to turn the ship around but the suction from the black hole is too much for the ship to handle. Tons of small parts of the rocket start to get sucked up into it.
Ludwig: QUICK! To the escape pod!
All the Koopalings get in, but are very squished.
Larry: Get me out of here! It’s too small!
Ludwig: Don't get out, we’re about to blast off!
The escape pod gets away from the rocket just in time before it gets completely sucked up.
Wendy: Where are we going?
Ludwig: Well... All I know is that we’re going to land soon.
Lemmy: How do you know?
Ludwig: Since this escape pod is so small, it only has a little bit of fuel, so I designed it to take us to the nearest place to land.
The escape pod then makes a few noises and the engines stop.
Larry: Did we land?
Ludwig: Um, I don't think so.
Suddenly the escape pod then falls and crashes on a small planet.
Did anyone survive? Find out next time.