Larry and Iggy Superstar Saga: Birth of Bowletta

By Larry

It is a stupid day in the stupid Water Land castle when an ambassador comes to the castle.

Ambassador: To tie the bond between our kingdoms, I have a gift!

Wendy: I don’t know you…

Ambassador: Which is why we should tie our bonds!

Wendy: Fine! BUT IT BETTER BE SOMETHING GOOD!!!

She opens the present and a machine comes out and sucks something from her.

Wendy: ???????????
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The symbols fall from nowhere and explode, killing a Koopa.

Other Koopa: I’ll get Larry!

The other Koopa runs to Larry’s castle and runs over Iggy, who is there to help Larry with some pranks.

OK: LAAAARYYYY!!! WEEEEENDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!

Larry: Fine, whatever…

He walks out.

Larry: Come on, Iggy!

Iggy: Whatever…

They both head to Water Land’s castle

Wendy: ??????????=
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Iggy: What the?

Bowser: What are you two doing here? And shouldn’t Iggy be with Lemmy?

Larry: We came to help Wendy.

Bowser: Go home! I have it covered!

Larry: Larry’s a grown boy! Larry doesn’t have to listen to you! Larry can do what he wants!

Bowser and Iggy: …

Wendy: ???

Bowser: Then again, I like her like this…

Those symbols and the ones from before blast the Koopas to their Koopa Cruiser

All Three: …

Bowser: Wendy’s voice is gone, and we have to get it back!

Iggy: From where?

Bowser: I don’t know! We’ll just fly aimlessly until we find it!

Larry: Great plan! LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

He runs into a wall and faints. Bowser drags him into the Koopa Cruiser and Iggy hops on. Larry wakes up.

Larry: IGGY!

Iggy: What?

Larry punches Iggy.

Iggy: Why did you do that?

Larry: For not stopping me from running into that wall!

Bowser: KIDS, COME LOOK AT THIS VIEW!

Both: OKAY!

They run up to the deck.

Bowser: Aw great, an old hag is blocking the view!

Cackletta: EYA HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Crush them, Fawful.

Fawful: The yes-ness, as in I will, Letta-of Cack!

… Anyway, he says yes.

Iggy, Larry, and Bowser: Ooohhh…

Cackletta flies ahead.

Larry: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: FUSION!

Iggy turns into candy and Larry eats him to become a tall Koopa with a gold Mohawk and with no glasses but swirly eyes.

Liggy: Fear me!

Bowser: Liggy is the best you could come up with?

Liggy: Yep!

Bowser: …

IDIOTIC TOADY: FAWFUL!
Liggy gets out a computer and throws it at Fawful

Fawful: Ouch-ness of the pain of hurting!

Liggy: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: TWISTER!

His nosehairs grow very long and spin around like a twister and whack Fawful .

Fawful: YOU WHACKED ME WITH THE PAIN AND HURTING-NESS WITH HAIRS OF NOSEY-NESS?!

Liggy: MMMAAAAAYYYYYYYYBBBBBEEEEE...

Liggy changes to normal.

Iggy: Why was that so short?!

It’s only the first boss fight, it needs to be short!

Fawful: EYAHAAHAHA! And now that your form of power and mighty-ness is the over of not being-ness, my mustard bombs will destroy you!

Some mustard-covered bombs blow up and a siren goes off.

Bowser: There aren’t any sirens on this ship!

Bowser sees some giant sewer slugs making the siren noises.

Bowser: O.o

The ship blows up and everyone on it is sent flying to Stardust Fields.

All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Peter: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

All: …

Later…

Larry pulls himself from the ground.

Larry: Iggy! IGGY!

Iggy is half-buried in the ground head-first

Larry: I’LL SAVE YA!

Larry pulls Iggy from the ground and Iggy lands on Larry. Iggy pulls Larry from the ground

Iggy: Did anyone important die?

Kenny: MPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He falls from the sky and dies.

Larry: OH MY GOSH, YOU KILLED KENNY!!!

They walk into a building with two Hammer Bros.

Border Bro #1: IT’S BORDER BROTHERS!

BB#2: If you can beat our game, you can cross the border!

Larry and Iggy: (grabbing the rope and snickering) Ok!

The Border Bros. lose .

Larry: So sorry you can’t cross the border!

The Border Bros. go to the Mushroom Kingdom side.

Both: WAIT A SECOND!!!

Iggy and Larry are already at a cannon with Bowser in it.

Bowser: SONS, LET ME OUTTA HEEEEERE!

Larry: Can we have a raise in our allowances?

Bowser: No!

Iggy: Forget it then!

Bowser: LET ME OUTTA THIS %$^#^$&$#@ CANNON RIGHT NOW!!!

Tolstar: Not on my watch!

Iggy: Batman?

Tolstar: … No, I’m Tolstar. If you want this guy outta my cannon, give me 100 coins!

Iggy gives him 100 coins.

Tolstar: Wait, these aren’t Mushroom Kingdom coins, are they?

Larry: Uhhh… No?

Tolstar: Good…

He fires the cannon.

Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Tolstar: YOU HONESTLY THINK I’M THAT STUPID?!

Both: Yes.

Tolstar: RAAAAAGH!!!

GREEDY TYRANT: TOLSTAR!
A giant coin lands on Iggy because Larry is using him as a shield.

Iggy: Ow…

Larry: HOW DARE YOU?!

Tolstar: Well you used him as a shield!

Tolstar throws a spiked ball at Larry, but he just side-steps

Tolstar: HOW DID YOU DODGE THAT?!

Larry and Iggy: …

Iggy picks up one of the balls and stuffs it in Tolstar’s mouth

Tolstar: This tastes like my blood!

He faints.

Iggy: I wonder where Dad went.

They continue until they reach a cave.

Soldier #1: Halt!

Soldier #2: You kidnapped Prince Peasley!

Larry: We did?

Soldier #3: YES!

Iggy knocks them out with a pan.

Iggy: What morons!

They enter a village full of weird people

Weird Person: Could you find Blablanadon for me?

Iggy: Nope!

Weird Person: WAAA!

They continue until they see Fawful and a Bean Soldier.

Bean Soldier: I shall stop you!

He jumps off a cliff.

Larry: …

Fawful: Who said the word “…”?

Larry: Me.

Iggy: Fawful!

Fawful: Larry! (How do I know his name?)

Larry: Iggy! (How did Fawful know my name?)

Fawful: Iggy!

Iggy: Larry!

SILENCE!

All Three: Yes sir!

Good. Now a rock drops in between you guys!

Fawful: Eyahahaha! What luck! Now you can not be getting to the castle of bean!

Larry: Actually we’re just looking for our dad…

Iggy: And some power item that should be in this kingdom.

Fawful: Well too of the bad!

He flies away.

Larry: Well let’s see if there are any cannons in this town!

Iggy: Hey you!

Other Weird-Looking Person: Yes?

Larry: Do you have a cannon?

OWLP: What for?

Larry: So we can destroy that rock!

OWLP: No, it’s part of the earth!

Both: AHHH! A HIPPIE!

They each get out pork,

Iggy: Back! Back!

Hippie: MEAAAAT!

He runs off,

Iggy: We won! We won! We-

???: SHUT UP!!!

Sledge and Mallet bash Iggy and Larry on their heads,

Larry: Ow… Hey, can you destroy that rock?

Sledge: Nope!

Iggy: Why?

Mallet: It would be too easy! But if you bring us a Hoohoo Block we’ll reconsider!

Iggy: Fine!

Mallet and Sledge hit them onto a mountain

Sledge: It’s on the peak, so get moving!

Larry: Darn child labor…

A Beanie and Dry Bones appear!

Both: Die!

They eat each other, somehow creating some weird hole!

Iggy: Cool, a loop hole!

They jump in and appear in a room with a statue.

Larry: Let’s break it!

Statue: Don’t do that!

Both: What the?!

Hoohooros: You must defeat me!

REALLY WEAK STATUE: HOOHOOROS!
Iggy: SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: GARBAGE CAN!

A garbage can appears.

Larry: Get in there!

They shove him in the garbage can and roll it off the mountain.

Hoohooros: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh….

WP: I miss Blablanadon!

The garbage can crushes WP.

WP: Pain…

Eventually the evil duo make it to an egg with a weird dinosaur dead next to it.

Iggy: *gasp*

Hippie: I know the poor creature!

Larry throws the hippie off the mountain.

WP: Good thing I have life insurance!

The hippie lands on WP.

WP: More pain…

Larry: What did you gasp at?

Iggy points to a sign that says “Hoohoo Blocks here!”

Iggy: That.

The egg breaks open and a dragon comes out!

Dragohoho: GWAAAAAA!!!

Iggy and Larry: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

MYSTERY DRAGON OF HORROR: DRAGOHOHO!
The dragon spits a giant Hoohoo Block at them and knocks Larry out.

Iggy: SUPER FIST OF SWIRLY GLASSES: LARRY BAT!

Iggy uses Larry’s unconscious body as a bat and knocks Dragohoho headfirst onto a giant Hoohoo Block. It then flashes and turns into a green man. Larry wakes up

Larry: It feels like someone used me as a bat!

???: Thank you for freeing me!

Larry: Who are you?

???: I am Prince Peasley!

Larry has shadows covering his eyes. He calmly picks up a Hoohoo Block and chucks it at Prince Peasley.

Larry: POWER!!!

Peasley: What was that for?

Larry: Nothing!

Iggy: Who put you in that egg?

Peasley: A mystery figure with a hood on!

Iggy: Hoods? CURSE YOU, HOOD-MAKERS!

Bob: Anyway- MY NAME IS PEASLEY!

Meanwhile, in a dark room of an unknown building, a small, child-like figure wearing a heart-shaped mask enters the room.

Skull Kid: Sir, they released Peasley and he is spilling the beans!

We see a massive, hooded figure in a chair. All that can be seen is his blood-red eyes.

Hooded Figure: I’ll take care of this!

He presses a button. Meanwhile, back to our he- I mean villains!

Iggy: So a hooded figure did this?

Peasley: FOR THE TENTH TIME: YES!

Peasley turns into a bean .

Larry: That was weird!

Iggy: Let’s keep him as a pet!

Bean: Nooo!

Larry puts him in a cage and puts the cage in his shell.

Larry: There, nice and cozy!

The giant Hoohoo Block they were standing on rolls off the cliff.

Larry: JUMP!

They jump and coincidentally land on the other side of the rock, and the giant Hoohoo Block completely destroys Mallet and Sledge’s house .

Larry: That was convenient!

Iggy: The narrator said that!

Yeah!

Larry: Enough!

A Bob-omb lands next to them and blows them into a cave .

Mine-Guy: Hello, Hop and Cheatsy!

Larry: Our names are Iggy and Larry!

Mine-Guy: Hey, ride through those mines and get me jewels!

Iggy: NO! We just got through enough child labor!

Mine-Guy: FINE, THEN WALK THROUGH!

Larry: YAY!

They run in, and about an hour later…

Both: Freedom!

Mine-Guy: Hey Koopas!

Larry: What the?

Mine-Guy: You’re at the beginning again!

Iggy: WAH!

They go into the darkness again.

Iggy: It’s spooky in here!

Larry: I hope there aren’t any monsters!

???: I’ll say!

Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

They run so fast they hit the wall at the end of the tunnel.

Mine-Guy: Hello again!

Larry: We’re back at the start again?!

Mine-Guy: Nope, you’re at the end! I can teleport!

Larry: *twitch* And why didn’t you teleport us to the end?!

Mine-Guy: I didn’t feel like it! HEEEHHHEEEHEEE!

Larry: *twitch* Iggy, you go ahead of me.

Larry pulls a steel bat from his shell as Iggy leaves the cave.

Mine-Guy: What the- AAHAHH! OH GOD! AHHHH THE PAIN! OOOOOAAA-

Larry comes out.

Larry: The deed is done!

They continue on.

Iggy: Where are we?

Larry: Near Beanbean Town!

Iggy: How do you know?

Larry: I secretly swiped a map from the Border Bros!

He pulls a map from his shell.

Iggy: Oh.

They enter a destroyed city.

Both: It’s… it’s… NOT FAIR!

Beanbean Person: Help me…

Larry: Who did this?!

BP: It was-

Iggy crushes him with a giant hammer.

Larry: IGGY! We could’ve known who did this! So we could revenge!

Iggy: I wanted to destroy this city!

Larry: The castle seems ok…

Both: CHARGE!

Beanbean Guards: STOP!

Larry: How many of you are there?

Beanbean Guard: *really fast* THEREISN’TALABUNDERGROUNDTHATCLONESUS!

Iggy: O…k…

Larry and Iggy walk past .

Lady Lima: You!

Larry: Yeah?

Lady Lima presses a button and a trapdoor appears in front of Iggy and Larry.

Lady Lima: You look like plumbers, so fix the pipes!

Larry: No!

Lady Lima: I’ll give you a power item!

They both jump in. Larry pulls some corks from his shell.

Larry: Let’s do this!

Larry clogs every single hole.

Meanwhile…

Lady Lima: EYA HAHAHAHA! Now it’s only a matter of time!

She turns into Cackletta. We see a green star with a force field around it.

Fawful: The star of bean is almost in our possession of us having it!

The shield goes down .

Cackletta: EYAHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile….

Skull Kid: Sir, there is a message from Cackletta!

Hooded Figure: Main screen, turn on!

A giant screen lowers and Cackletta appears on it. Fawful is in the back round doing random stuff.

Cackletta: I have the Beanstar with me now!

Hooded Figure: Good. I shall tell our leader!

The screen turns off and the Hooded Figure goes into a different room with a giant hologram in it.

???: Yes?

Hooded Figure: Cackletta has the Beanstar! Your wish will be granted soon! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

???: MWAHAHAHAHA!

Skull Kid comes in.

Skull Kid: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Skull Kid starts rolling on the ground.

???: SILENCE!

Meanwhile...

Larry: Look! A jail!

Lady Lima: Help us!

Larry: … EYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAAAAAA!

Lady Lima: AaAaAaAaAaAa!

Iggy: How did you…?

Lady Lima: That wasn’t me up there, it was Cackletta!

Larry: Iggy, should we let them out?

Iggy: Hmm… Ok!

A robot with a cigarette comes in.

Bender: Leave it to me!

He bends the bars so Lady Lima can get out. He then leaves.

Lady Lima: NOW SAVE OUR KINGDOM!

Larry: The entire town is destroyed, but ok…

The brothers run up the stairs and see Cackletta and Fawful .

Cackletta: Too late! Queen, keep them occupied!

A giant, green thing falls from the roof as Fawful and Cackletta fly away.

GIANT BULKY QUEEN: QUEEN BEAN!
Queen Bean: ROO!

Lady Lima: Don’t hurt-

Larry takes out a hammer from his shell and whacks the queen on the side of the head.

Lady Lima: …her…

Queen Bean: roo…

She faints.

Larry: Besides internal bleeding and a broken skull, she’s fine!

Lady Lima: I want you to do me a favor!

Iggy: What now?

Lady Lima: I need you to get some Chuckola Reserve from Chucklehuck Woods to destroy her Belly Blech worm!

Larry: What’s in it for us?

Lady Lima: Destroying Cackletta!

Both: Fine!

They go to the forest, but before that…

Lakipea: BLURURURURURURURURUURURU!

Iggy throws a pebble at him.

Lakipea: WAAAAAAA!

He flies away.

Larry: What a baby!

Soon they encounter two butler guys.

Butler #1: Give us the brooch!

Larry hits them over the head with a vending machine.

Butler #2: Why didn’t I get to speak?!

You’re knocked out!

Butler #2: Oh, right…

Anyway, Larry and Iggy enter the forest and keep going until they find a building.

Iggy: Lame.

They enter a maze, and at the other end Iggy is gone and replaced by a green guy.

GG: Eeep!

He runs into the next room and Iggy comes back.

Larry: That was weird!

They enter the next room

GG: I can’t believe I, the GREAT POPPLE, got caught! *mumble*

Iggy: Never heard of ya!

Popple: HOLY! Jeez, don’t scare a guy like that!

Larry: We’re gonna beat you up!

Popple: Rookie! Help!

Bowser comes in wearing a blue mask.

Rookie: Yes, Master Popple?

Popple: DESTROY THESE TWO!!!

CONFUSED BOWSER: ROOKIE!
Larry: Dad, it’s us, Larry and Hop!

Iggy: IGGY!

Rookie: Hmmm? I… HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE!

Both: AHHH!

Rookie punches them and Popple steals 10 coins from Larry.

Larry: No one steals my money!

Rookie: Oh yes he can!

Larry punches Rookie in the chest so hard his shell cracks a bit.

Popple: Come on, Rookie, let’s get outta here!

They run away.

Larry: They got away!

GAINED 27 EXP. :P

Iggy: O…k…

They chase Popple and Rookie, but a barrel talks to them.

Barrel: Break this thing open!

Larry does so, and two green guys come out.

???#1: I’m Cork

???#2: And I’m Cask!

Iggy: Did you see a green guy and a Koopa run this way?

Cork: Yes, they came, stole our accents, and stuffed us in a barrel.

Cask: And they went that way!

Larry: THEY KNOW TOO MUCH!

He stuffs them in a barrel and throws them into the distance. Then they enter outer space

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Larry: In space, no one can hear you scream.

No one: Yeah, and it’s annoying!

They continue on until they see a tree.

Tree: I AM CHUCKLEROOT!

Both: AAAAAA!

Chuckleroot: I’m not scary!

Larry: Ok!

Chuckleroot: Get me the red, purple, and white Chuckola Fruits.

Larry: Ok, fine!

They continue until they see a tree.

Tree: Get outta my room!

Larry: This isn’t a room!

Tree: Look! A thing!

She runs even though Larry and Iggy don’t look.

Iggy: SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: FIRE STORM!

A bunch of fireballs destroy the tree. Then a Wiggler comes

Wiggler: We were supposed to get married!

VERY WEAK WORM: WIGGLER!
Larry: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: CROW!

Larry becomes a crow with glasses. He still has his Mohawk and his regular head.

Crow: Go away or I’ll eat you!

Wiggler: AAHH!

Hr runs away and Larry returns to normal.

Iggy: This is stupid!

Larry: Yeah, I liked my old job better!

We see Larry at a Burger King counter.

Larry: (singing) I WORK AT BURGER KING making flamebroiled Whoppers! I wear paper hats! Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding! Fries are done!

Larry: Good times…

They head back to Chuckleroot.

Chuckleroot: Get my fruits!

Larry: No!

He flames Chuckleroot.

Chuckleroot: AAAH!

Meanwhile we see the Hooded Figure, Master Hand and Crazy Hand (using the same controller), Ganondorf, and Skull Kid playing a game.

Announcer: And today’s winner is… Red Team!

Hooded Figure: It’s not fair! It’s three against one!

Skull Kid: Why didn’t you join my-

Hooded Figure: I hate you! And you, Ganondorf! And you, Hands! And you… Who are you?

King Dedede: I’m King Dedede.

Hooded Figure: Oh yeah! GO KILL LARRY AND IGGY!

Meanwhile ...

Larry: I love being lazy!

Then King Dedede comes but lands in the fire.

SHORT BOSS DUCK THING: KING DEDEDE!
King Dedede: AAAH!

Larry hits him with his own hammer, and he goes flying.

Iggy: That was pointless!

They continue on until they see an old man talking to a barrel of soda.

Old Man: What do idiots drink? So-duh!

Soda gains 100 HP!

Old Man: Hi I’m Bubbles! Un! Deux! Trois!

The soda comes to life.

Chuckola Reserve: ROOOOOOOOAR!

GIANT JOKE-LOVING SODA: CHUCKOLA RESERVE!
Iggy: Hmmm… If telling it good jokes makes it gain power…

Larry: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?! Because!

Chuckola Reserve loses 500 HP.

Iggy: What bank holds no money? A river bank!

Chuckola Reserve loses all remaining HP and turns into a barrel again.

Bubbles: Fools!

He kicks them and the barrel, and they land next to Queen Bean. The soda pours in her mouth and a worm comes out that Larry crushes. Queen Bean turns fat.

Queen: Thank you!

Larry spots a giant diamond around her neck!

Larry: Hey look!

She looks the other way and Larry steals the diamond and puts it in his shell.

Queen: Cackletta is at Woohoo Hooniversity.

They head there and a Laser Snifit greets them, but Larry eats him.

Iggy: 0.0

Larry: To the university!

They keep going and make it inside.

Larry: Lame.

Buddy: You’re lame!

He turns into DK and stuffs Iggy in a barrel and runs to the top of some stairs.

DK: Oooo! Oo!

Larry jumps over the barrels and makes it to the top and releases Iggy.

Iggy: Thanks. Let’s do something lazy!

Larry: I know!

He pulls out an Action Replay and turns on a walk through walls code, and they use it to get to a room with the Beanstar, Cackletta, Fawful, and some Wendy Bots.

Cackletta: How did you make it here so fast?!

Iggy: Action Replay!

Cackletta: Er… Fawful, activate the Wendy Bots!

Fawful: Yes of Ok-ness letta of cack!

He turns them on.

Bots: HO HO HO HO!

The Beanstar awakens but turns red and destroys the floor under it, taking the robots with it.

Cackletta: … EYA!

Fawful: Uh of the oh!

Larry hammers Fawful into the floor.

Cackletta: WAIT!

Iggy: What?

Cackletta: You skipped so much of the Hooniversity, we need to extend the fight!

Three Moblins fall from the ceiling.

Moblin: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Iggy: SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: MARCH OF THE 300 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!

150 Larry clones and 150 Iggy clones dressed as high school girls march over the Moblins.

Moblins: Groooo!

Cackletta: Let’s see how you handle THIS!

The same hippie from before appears.

Hippie: U R going 2 die!

Larry: No we r not u hip-e!

Cackletta: WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?!

Iggy: Because we feel like it!

Fawful: (muffled) LOL!

Cackletta: ENOUGH!

A lightning bolt destroys the hippie.

EVIL GREEN WITCH: CACKLETTA!
Larry: I know! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: BOOMERANG!

He throws a boomerang at Cackletta, but she ducks and it keeps going.

Larry: (while hitting Cackletta with a fan) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOSE IT?!

Cackletta: Eyahahaha!

Two more Cacklettas appear.

Cackletta: You’ll never know who’s who!

Iggy punches a fake Cackletta and it turns into a bat that sucks Iggy’s blood.

Iggy: I’m feeling a bit lightheaded!

Larry punches a fake one and it turns into a bat.

Larry: Oh no you don’t!

He throws both the bats at Cackletta.

Iggy: Thx Larry!

Larry: Np Iggy!

Cackletta throws off the bats and grows monstrous.

Cackletta: STOP DOING THAT!!!

She makes a hole under Larry. Larry silently pulls out a sign that says "Mommy", then falls in.

Larry: AAAH! Oof! That wasn’t so bad!

Cackletta makes a hole above Larry, then below him, and he keeps falling forever.

Iggy: STOP IGNORING ME!

Iggy punches Cackletta in the face, but she just shakes it off and electrifies him.

Iggy: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!

Larry: That’s- *falls trough hole* my- *falls through hole* thing!

Iggy escapes the electricity somehow and grabs Larry and throws him at Cackletta. She returns to normal.

Cackletta: Oog…

Fawful pulls himself from the floor.

Cackletta: I’ll suck you up, Cackletta!

He does so with his headgear.

Cackletta: Let’s... es…cape… Fa...wful…

Larry: Not before I pound you! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: CANNON!

He takes a cannon from his shell and puts Fawful inside and blasts him into the distance.

Fawful: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Iggy: Let’s get the Beanstar!

They jump in the hole.

Larry: Popple!

Iggy: Rookie!

Rookie: Iggy!

Popple: Larry!

Beanstar: Beanstar!

Popple: Did that Beanstar just talk?

Rookie: Nah…

STILL CONFUSED BOWSER: ROOKIE! And MASTER SHADOW THIEF: POPPLE!
Larry hits Popple with a golf club.

Larry: WHERE’S MY MONEY?!

Popple: It’s in my safe!

Larry starts whacking Popple with a golf club while demanding his money.

Rookie: STOP!

Rookie throws Larry off of Popple, but Iggy starts kicking him over the head.

Wendy Bot: HO! HO! HO!

The Beanstar wakes up and gets angry.

Popple: Grab on!

All four of them do so. The Beanstar then flies into the air.

Popple: I’m… slipping!

He falls off.

Larry: HA HA!

A fly lands on his nose.

Larry: Get off!

He swats at it and falls off, and Iggy does the same.

Rookie: Wait… wait… I know who I am! I’m… a DVD player!

The boomerang hits him in the head, making him let go.

Bowser: rooo…

He falls off and the Beanstar breaks into four pieces.

Larry: AHHHHH!

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