It is a stupid day in the stupid Water Land castle when an ambassador comes to the castle.
Ambassador: To tie the bond between our kingdoms, I have a gift!
Wendy: I don’t know you…
Ambassador: Which is why we should tie our bonds!
Wendy: Fine! BUT IT BETTER BE SOMETHING GOOD!!!
She opens the present and a machine comes out and sucks something from her.
Wendy: ???????????
???????????
????!
The symbols fall from nowhere and explode, killing a Koopa.
Other Koopa: I’ll get Larry!
The other Koopa runs to Larry’s castle and runs over Iggy, who is there to help Larry with some pranks.
OK: LAAAARYYYY!!! WEEEEENDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!
Larry: Fine, whatever…
He walks out.
Larry: Come on, Iggy!
Iggy: Whatever…
They both head to Water Land’s castle
Wendy: ??????????=
505;???????????
???????????
1508;?
Iggy: What the?
Bowser: What are you two doing here? And shouldn’t Iggy be with Lemmy?
Larry: We came to help Wendy.
Bowser: Go home! I have it covered!
Larry: Larry’s a grown boy! Larry doesn’t have to listen to you! Larry can do what he wants!
Bowser and Iggy: …
Wendy: ???
Bowser: Then again, I like her like this…
Those symbols and the ones from before blast the Koopas to their Koopa Cruiser
All Three: …
Bowser: Wendy’s voice is gone, and we have to get it back!
Iggy: From where?
Bowser: I don’t know! We’ll just fly aimlessly until we find it!
Larry: Great plan! LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!!
He runs into a wall and faints. Bowser drags him into the Koopa Cruiser and Iggy hops on. Larry wakes up.
Larry: IGGY!
Iggy: What?
Larry punches Iggy.
Iggy: Why did you do that?
Larry: For not stopping me from running into that wall!
Bowser: KIDS, COME LOOK AT THIS VIEW!
Both: OKAY!
They run up to the deck.
Bowser: Aw great, an old hag is blocking the view!
Cackletta: EYA HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Crush them, Fawful.
Fawful: The yes-ness, as in I will, Letta-of Cack!
… Anyway, he says yes.
Iggy, Larry, and Bowser: Ooohhh…
Cackletta flies ahead.
Larry: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: FUSION!
Iggy turns into candy and Larry eats him to become a tall Koopa with a gold Mohawk and with no glasses but swirly eyes.
Liggy: Fear me!
Bowser: Liggy is the best you could come up with?
Liggy: Yep!
Bowser: …
IDIOTIC TOADY:
FAWFUL!
Liggy gets out
a computer and throws it at Fawful
Fawful: Ouch-ness of the pain of hurting!
Liggy: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: TWISTER!
His nosehairs grow very long and spin around like a twister and whack Fawful .
Fawful: YOU WHACKED ME WITH THE PAIN AND HURTING-NESS WITH HAIRS OF NOSEY-NESS?!
Liggy: MMMAAAAAYYYYYYYYBBBBBEEEEE...
Liggy changes to normal.
Iggy: Why was that so short?!
It’s only the first boss fight, it needs to be short!
Fawful: EYAHAAHAHA! And now that your form of power and mighty-ness is the over of not being-ness, my mustard bombs will destroy you!
Some mustard-covered bombs blow up and a siren goes off.
Bowser: There aren’t any sirens on this ship!
Bowser sees some giant sewer slugs making the siren noises.
Bowser: O.o
The ship blows up and everyone on it is sent flying to Stardust Fields.
All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Peter: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
All: …
Later…
Larry pulls himself from the ground.
Larry: Iggy! IGGY!
Iggy is half-buried in the ground head-first
Larry: I’LL SAVE YA!
Larry pulls Iggy from the ground and Iggy lands on Larry. Iggy pulls Larry from the ground
Iggy: Did anyone important die?
Kenny: MPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He falls from the sky and dies.
Larry: OH MY GOSH, YOU KILLED KENNY!!!
They walk into a building with two Hammer Bros.
Border Bro #1: IT’S BORDER BROTHERS!
BB#2: If you can beat our game, you can cross the border!
Larry and Iggy: (grabbing the rope and snickering) Ok!
The Border Bros. lose .
Larry: So sorry you can’t cross the border!
The Border Bros. go to the Mushroom Kingdom side.
Both: WAIT A SECOND!!!
Iggy and Larry are already at a cannon with Bowser in it.
Bowser: SONS, LET ME OUTTA HEEEEERE!
Larry: Can we have a raise in our allowances?
Bowser: No!
Iggy: Forget it then!
Bowser: LET ME OUTTA THIS %$^#^$&$#@ CANNON RIGHT NOW!!!
Tolstar: Not on my watch!
Iggy: Batman?
Tolstar: … No, I’m Tolstar. If you want this guy outta my cannon, give me 100 coins!
Iggy gives him 100 coins.
Tolstar: Wait, these aren’t Mushroom Kingdom coins, are they?
Larry: Uhhh… No?
Tolstar: Good…
He fires the cannon.
Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Tolstar: YOU HONESTLY THINK I’M THAT STUPID?!
Both: Yes.
Tolstar: RAAAAAGH!!!
GREEDY TYRANT:
TOLSTAR!
A giant coin
lands on Iggy because Larry is using him as a shield.
Iggy: Ow…
Larry: HOW DARE YOU?!
Tolstar: Well you used him as a shield!
Tolstar throws a spiked ball at Larry, but he just side-steps
Tolstar: HOW DID YOU DODGE THAT?!
Larry and Iggy: …
Iggy picks up one of the balls and stuffs it in Tolstar’s mouth
Tolstar: This tastes like my blood!
He faints.
Iggy: I wonder where Dad went.
They continue until they reach a cave.
Soldier #1: Halt!
Soldier #2: You kidnapped Prince Peasley!
Larry: We did?
Soldier #3: YES!
Iggy knocks them out with a pan.
Iggy: What morons!
They enter a village full of weird people
Weird Person: Could you find Blablanadon for me?
Iggy: Nope!
Weird Person: WAAA!
They continue until they see Fawful and a Bean Soldier.
Bean Soldier: I shall stop you!
He jumps off a cliff.
Larry: …
Fawful: Who said the word “…”?
Larry: Me.
Iggy: Fawful!
Fawful: Larry! (How do I know his name?)
Larry: Iggy! (How did Fawful know my name?)
Fawful: Iggy!
Iggy: Larry!
SILENCE!
All Three: Yes sir!
Good. Now a rock drops in between you guys!
Fawful: Eyahahaha! What luck! Now you can not be getting to the castle of bean!
Larry: Actually we’re just looking for our dad…
Iggy: And some power item that should be in this kingdom.
Fawful: Well too of the bad!
He flies away.
Larry: Well let’s see if there are any cannons in this town!
Iggy: Hey you!
Other Weird-Looking Person: Yes?
Larry: Do you have a cannon?
OWLP: What for?
Larry: So we can destroy that rock!
OWLP: No, it’s part of the earth!
Both: AHHH! A HIPPIE!
They each get out pork,
Iggy: Back! Back!
Hippie: MEAAAAT!
He runs off,
Iggy: We won! We won! We-
???: SHUT UP!!!
Sledge and Mallet bash Iggy and Larry on their heads,
Larry: Ow… Hey, can you destroy that rock?
Sledge: Nope!
Iggy: Why?
Mallet: It would be too easy! But if you bring us a Hoohoo Block we’ll reconsider!
Iggy: Fine!
Mallet and Sledge hit them onto a mountain
Sledge: It’s on the peak, so get moving!
Larry: Darn child labor…
A Beanie and Dry Bones appear!
Both: Die!
They eat each other, somehow creating some weird hole!
Iggy: Cool, a loop hole!
They jump in and appear in a room with a statue.
Larry: Let’s break it!
Statue: Don’t do that!
Both: What the?!
Hoohooros: You must defeat me!
REALLY WEAK
STATUE: HOOHOOROS!
Iggy: SUPER FIST
OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: GARBAGE CAN!
A garbage can appears.
Larry: Get in there!
They shove him in the garbage can and roll it off the mountain.
Hoohooros: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh….
WP: I miss Blablanadon!
The garbage can crushes WP.
WP: Pain…
Eventually the evil duo make it to an egg with a weird dinosaur dead next to it.
Iggy: *gasp*
Hippie: I know the poor creature!
Larry throws the hippie off the mountain.
WP: Good thing I have life insurance!
The hippie lands on WP.
WP: More pain…
Larry: What did you gasp at?
Iggy points to a sign that says “Hoohoo Blocks here!”
Iggy: That.
The egg breaks open and a dragon comes out!
Dragohoho: GWAAAAAA!!!
Iggy and Larry: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MYSTERY DRAGON
OF HORROR: DRAGOHOHO!
The dragon spits
a giant Hoohoo Block at them and knocks Larry out.
Iggy: SUPER FIST OF SWIRLY GLASSES: LARRY BAT!
Iggy uses Larry’s unconscious body as a bat and knocks Dragohoho headfirst onto a giant Hoohoo Block. It then flashes and turns into a green man. Larry wakes up
Larry: It feels like someone used me as a bat!
???: Thank you for freeing me!
Larry: Who are you?
???: I am Prince Peasley!
Larry has shadows covering his eyes. He calmly picks up a Hoohoo Block and chucks it at Prince Peasley.
Larry: POWER!!!
Peasley: What was that for?
Larry: Nothing!
Iggy: Who put you in that egg?
Peasley: A mystery figure with a hood on!
Iggy: Hoods? CURSE YOU, HOOD-MAKERS!
Bob: Anyway- MY NAME IS PEASLEY!
Meanwhile, in a dark room of an unknown building, a small, child-like figure wearing a heart-shaped mask enters the room.
Skull Kid: Sir, they released Peasley and he is spilling the beans!
We see a massive, hooded figure in a chair. All that can be seen is his blood-red eyes.
Hooded Figure: I’ll take care of this!
He presses a button. Meanwhile, back to our he- I mean villains!
Iggy: So a hooded figure did this?
Peasley: FOR THE TENTH TIME: YES!
Peasley turns into a bean .
Larry: That was weird!
Iggy: Let’s keep him as a pet!
Bean: Nooo!
Larry puts him in a cage and puts the cage in his shell.
Larry: There, nice and cozy!
The giant Hoohoo Block they were standing on rolls off the cliff.
Larry: JUMP!
They jump and coincidentally land on the other side of the rock, and the giant Hoohoo Block completely destroys Mallet and Sledge’s house .
Larry: That was convenient!
Iggy: The narrator said that!
Yeah!
Larry: Enough!
A Bob-omb lands next to them and blows them into a cave .
Mine-Guy: Hello, Hop and Cheatsy!
Larry: Our names are Iggy and Larry!
Mine-Guy: Hey, ride through those mines and get me jewels!
Iggy: NO! We just got through enough child labor!
Mine-Guy: FINE, THEN WALK THROUGH!
Larry: YAY!
They run in, and about an hour later…
Both: Freedom!
Mine-Guy: Hey Koopas!
Larry: What the?
Mine-Guy: You’re at the beginning again!
Iggy: WAH!
They go into the darkness again.
Iggy: It’s spooky in here!
Larry: I hope there aren’t any monsters!
???: I’ll say!
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
They run so fast they hit the wall at the end of the tunnel.
Mine-Guy: Hello again!
Larry: We’re back at the start again?!
Mine-Guy: Nope, you’re at the end! I can teleport!
Larry: *twitch* And why didn’t you teleport us to the end?!
Mine-Guy: I didn’t feel like it! HEEEHHHEEEHEEE!
Larry: *twitch* Iggy, you go ahead of me.
Larry pulls a steel bat from his shell as Iggy leaves the cave.
Mine-Guy: What the- AAHAHH! OH GOD! AHHHH THE PAIN! OOOOOAAA-
Larry comes out.
Larry: The deed is done!
They continue on.
Iggy: Where are we?
Larry: Near Beanbean Town!
Iggy: How do you know?
Larry: I secretly swiped a map from the Border Bros!
He pulls a map from his shell.
Iggy: Oh.
They enter a destroyed city.
Both: It’s… it’s… NOT FAIR!
Beanbean Person: Help me…
Larry: Who did this?!
BP: It was-
Iggy crushes him with a giant hammer.
Larry: IGGY! We could’ve known who did this! So we could revenge!
Iggy: I wanted to destroy this city!
Larry: The castle seems ok…
Both: CHARGE!
Beanbean Guards: STOP!
Larry: How many of you are there?
Beanbean Guard: *really fast* THEREISN’TALABUNDERGROUNDTHATCLONESUS!
Iggy: O…k…
Larry and Iggy walk past .
Lady Lima: You!
Larry: Yeah?
Lady Lima presses a button and a trapdoor appears in front of Iggy and Larry.
Lady Lima: You look like plumbers, so fix the pipes!
Larry: No!
Lady Lima: I’ll give you a power item!
They both jump in. Larry pulls some corks from his shell.
Larry: Let’s do this!
Larry clogs every single hole.
Meanwhile…
Lady Lima: EYA HAHAHAHA! Now it’s only a matter of time!
She turns into Cackletta. We see a green star with a force field around it.
Fawful: The star of bean is almost in our possession of us having it!
The shield goes down .
Cackletta: EYAHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile….
Skull Kid: Sir, there is a message from Cackletta!
Hooded Figure: Main screen, turn on!
A giant screen lowers and Cackletta appears on it. Fawful is in the back round doing random stuff.
Cackletta: I have the Beanstar with me now!
Hooded Figure: Good. I shall tell our leader!
The screen turns off and the Hooded Figure goes into a different room with a giant hologram in it.
???: Yes?
Hooded Figure: Cackletta has the Beanstar! Your wish will be granted soon! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
???: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Skull Kid comes in.
Skull Kid: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Skull Kid starts rolling on the ground.
???: SILENCE!
Meanwhile...
Larry: Look! A jail!
Lady Lima: Help us!
Larry: … EYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAAAAAA!
Lady Lima: AaAaAaAaAaAa!
Iggy: How did you…?
Lady Lima: That wasn’t me up there, it was Cackletta!
Larry: Iggy, should we let them out?
Iggy: Hmm… Ok!
A robot with a cigarette comes in.
Bender: Leave it to me!
He bends the bars so Lady Lima can get out. He then leaves.
Lady Lima: NOW SAVE OUR KINGDOM!
Larry: The entire town is destroyed, but ok…
The brothers run up the stairs and see Cackletta and Fawful .
Cackletta: Too late! Queen, keep them occupied!
A giant, green thing falls from the roof as Fawful and Cackletta fly away.
GIANT BULKY
QUEEN: QUEEN BEAN!
Queen Bean: ROO!
Lady Lima: Don’t hurt-
Larry takes out a hammer from his shell and whacks the queen on the side of the head.
Lady Lima: …her…
Queen Bean: roo…
She faints.
Larry: Besides internal bleeding and a broken skull, she’s fine!
Lady Lima: I want you to do me a favor!
Iggy: What now?
Lady Lima: I need you to get some Chuckola Reserve from Chucklehuck Woods to destroy her Belly Blech worm!
Larry: What’s in it for us?
Lady Lima: Destroying Cackletta!
Both: Fine!
They go to the forest, but before that…
Lakipea: BLURURURURURURURURUURURU!
Iggy throws a pebble at him.
Lakipea: WAAAAAAA!
He flies away.
Larry: What a baby!
Soon they encounter two butler guys.
Butler #1: Give us the brooch!
Larry hits them over the head with a vending machine.
Butler #2: Why didn’t I get to speak?!
You’re knocked out!
Butler #2: Oh, right…
Anyway, Larry and Iggy enter the forest and keep going until they find a building.
Iggy: Lame.
They enter a maze, and at the other end Iggy is gone and replaced by a green guy.
GG: Eeep!
He runs into the next room and Iggy comes back.
Larry: That was weird!
They enter the next room
GG: I can’t believe I, the GREAT POPPLE, got caught! *mumble*
Iggy: Never heard of ya!
Popple: HOLY! Jeez, don’t scare a guy like that!
Larry: We’re gonna beat you up!
Popple: Rookie! Help!
Bowser comes in wearing a blue mask.
Rookie: Yes, Master Popple?
Popple: DESTROY THESE TWO!!!
CONFUSED BOWSER:
ROOKIE!
Larry: Dad, it’s
us, Larry and Hop!
Iggy: IGGY!
Rookie: Hmmm? I… HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE!
Both: AHHH!
Rookie punches them and Popple steals 10 coins from Larry.
Larry: No one steals my money!
Rookie: Oh yes he can!
Larry punches Rookie in the chest so hard his shell cracks a bit.
Popple: Come on, Rookie, let’s get outta here!
They run away.
Larry: They got away!
GAINED 27 EXP. :P
Iggy: O…k…
They chase Popple and Rookie, but a barrel talks to them.
Barrel: Break this thing open!
Larry does so, and two green guys come out.
???#1: I’m Cork
???#2: And I’m Cask!
Iggy: Did you see a green guy and a Koopa run this way?
Cork: Yes, they came, stole our accents, and stuffed us in a barrel.
Cask: And they went that way!
Larry: THEY KNOW TOO MUCH!
He stuffs them in a barrel and throws them into the distance. Then they enter outer space
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Larry: In space, no one can hear you scream.
No one: Yeah, and it’s annoying!
They continue on until they see a tree.
Tree: I AM CHUCKLEROOT!
Both: AAAAAA!
Chuckleroot: I’m not scary!
Larry: Ok!
Chuckleroot: Get me the red, purple, and white Chuckola Fruits.
Larry: Ok, fine!
They continue until they see a tree.
Tree: Get outta my room!
Larry: This isn’t a room!
Tree: Look! A thing!
She runs even though Larry and Iggy don’t look.
Iggy: SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: FIRE STORM!
A bunch of fireballs destroy the tree. Then a Wiggler comes
Wiggler: We were supposed to get married!
VERY WEAK WORM:
WIGGLER!
Larry: SUPER
FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: CROW!
Larry becomes a crow with glasses. He still has his Mohawk and his regular head.
Crow: Go away or I’ll eat you!
Wiggler: AAHH!
Hr runs away and Larry returns to normal.
Iggy: This is stupid!
Larry: Yeah, I liked my old job better!
We see Larry at a Burger King counter.
Larry: (singing) I WORK AT BURGER KING making flamebroiled Whoppers! I wear paper hats! Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding! Fries are done!
Larry: Good times…
They head back to Chuckleroot.
Chuckleroot: Get my fruits!
Larry: No!
He flames Chuckleroot.
Chuckleroot: AAAH!
Meanwhile we see the Hooded Figure, Master Hand and Crazy Hand (using the same controller), Ganondorf, and Skull Kid playing a game.
Announcer: And today’s winner is… Red Team!
Hooded Figure: It’s not fair! It’s three against one!
Skull Kid: Why didn’t you join my-
Hooded Figure: I hate you! And you, Ganondorf! And you, Hands! And you… Who are you?
King Dedede: I’m King Dedede.
Hooded Figure: Oh yeah! GO KILL LARRY AND IGGY!
Meanwhile ...
Larry: I love being lazy!
Then King Dedede comes but lands in the fire.
SHORT BOSS
DUCK THING: KING DEDEDE!
King Dedede:
AAAH!
Larry hits him with his own hammer, and he goes flying.
Iggy: That was pointless!
They continue on until they see an old man talking to a barrel of soda.
Old Man: What do idiots drink? So-duh!
Soda gains 100 HP!
Old Man: Hi I’m Bubbles! Un! Deux! Trois!
The soda comes to life.
Chuckola Reserve: ROOOOOOOOAR!
GIANT JOKE-LOVING
SODA: CHUCKOLA RESERVE!
Iggy: Hmmm… If
telling it good jokes makes it gain power…
Larry: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?! Because!
Chuckola Reserve loses 500 HP.
Iggy: What bank holds no money? A river bank!
Chuckola Reserve loses all remaining HP and turns into a barrel again.
Bubbles: Fools!
He kicks them and the barrel, and they land next to Queen Bean. The soda pours in her mouth and a worm comes out that Larry crushes. Queen Bean turns fat.
Queen: Thank you!
Larry spots a giant diamond around her neck!
Larry: Hey look!
She looks the other way and Larry steals the diamond and puts it in his shell.
Queen: Cackletta is at Woohoo Hooniversity.
They head there and a Laser Snifit greets them, but Larry eats him.
Iggy: 0.0
Larry: To the university!
They keep going and make it inside.
Larry: Lame.
Buddy: You’re lame!
He turns into DK and stuffs Iggy in a barrel and runs to the top of some stairs.
DK: Oooo! Oo!
Larry jumps over the barrels and makes it to the top and releases Iggy.
Iggy: Thanks. Let’s do something lazy!
Larry: I know!
He pulls out an Action Replay and turns on a walk through walls code, and they use it to get to a room with the Beanstar, Cackletta, Fawful, and some Wendy Bots.
Cackletta: How did you make it here so fast?!
Iggy: Action Replay!
Cackletta: Er… Fawful, activate the Wendy Bots!
Fawful: Yes of Ok-ness letta of cack!
He turns them on.
Bots: HO HO HO HO!
The Beanstar awakens but turns red and destroys the floor under it, taking the robots with it.
Cackletta: … EYA!
Fawful: Uh of the oh!
Larry hammers Fawful into the floor.
Cackletta: WAIT!
Iggy: What?
Cackletta: You skipped so much of the Hooniversity, we need to extend the fight!
Three Moblins fall from the ceiling.
Moblin: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Iggy: SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: MARCH OF THE 300 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!
150 Larry clones and 150 Iggy clones dressed as high school girls march over the Moblins.
Moblins: Groooo!
Cackletta: Let’s see how you handle THIS!
The same hippie from before appears.
Hippie: U R going 2 die!
Larry: No we r not u hip-e!
Cackletta: WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?!
Iggy: Because we feel like it!
Fawful: (muffled) LOL!
Cackletta: ENOUGH!
A lightning bolt destroys the hippie.
EVIL GREEN
WITCH: CACKLETTA!
Larry: I know!
SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: BOOMERANG!
He throws a boomerang at Cackletta, but she ducks and it keeps going.
Larry: (while hitting Cackletta with a fan) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOSE IT?!
Cackletta: Eyahahaha!
Two more Cacklettas appear.
Cackletta: You’ll never know who’s who!
Iggy punches a fake Cackletta and it turns into a bat that sucks Iggy’s blood.
Iggy: I’m feeling a bit lightheaded!
Larry punches a fake one and it turns into a bat.
Larry: Oh no you don’t!
He throws both the bats at Cackletta.
Iggy: Thx Larry!
Larry: Np Iggy!
Cackletta throws off the bats and grows monstrous.
Cackletta: STOP DOING THAT!!!
She makes a hole under Larry. Larry silently pulls out a sign that says "Mommy", then falls in.
Larry: AAAH! Oof! That wasn’t so bad!
Cackletta makes a hole above Larry, then below him, and he keeps falling forever.
Iggy: STOP IGNORING ME!
Iggy punches Cackletta in the face, but she just shakes it off and electrifies him.
Iggy: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!
Larry: That’s- *falls trough hole* my- *falls through hole* thing!
Iggy escapes the electricity somehow and grabs Larry and throws him at Cackletta. She returns to normal.
Cackletta: Oog…
Fawful pulls himself from the floor.
Cackletta: I’ll suck you up, Cackletta!
He does so with his headgear.
Cackletta: Let’s... es…cape… Fa...wful…
Larry: Not before I pound you! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: CANNON!
He takes a cannon from his shell and puts Fawful inside and blasts him into the distance.
Fawful: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Iggy: Let’s get the Beanstar!
They jump in the hole.
Larry: Popple!
Iggy: Rookie!
Rookie: Iggy!
Popple: Larry!
Beanstar: Beanstar!
Popple: Did that Beanstar just talk?
Rookie: Nah…
STILL CONFUSED
BOWSER: ROOKIE! And MASTER SHADOW THIEF: POPPLE!
Larry hits Popple
with a golf club.
Larry: WHERE’S MY MONEY?!
Popple: It’s in my safe!
Larry starts whacking Popple with a golf club while demanding his money.
Rookie: STOP!
Rookie throws Larry off of Popple, but Iggy starts kicking him over the head.
Wendy Bot: HO! HO! HO!
The Beanstar wakes up and gets angry.
Popple: Grab on!
All four of them do so. The Beanstar then flies into the air.
Popple: I’m… slipping!
He falls off.
Larry: HA HA!
A fly lands on his nose.
Larry: Get off!
He swats at it and falls off, and Iggy does the same.
Rookie: Wait… wait… I know who I am! I’m… a DVD player!
The boomerang hits him in the head, making him let go.
Bowser: rooo…
He falls off and the Beanstar breaks into four pieces.
Larry: AHHHHH!