Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

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Storytime with Rosalina

By Slimer49'r

Mario and Wario are walking around the observatory, observing its beauty... At least Mario is.

Wario: So Mario... Who do you think would win in a fight? Captain Planet, or... Captain America?

Mario sighs.

Wario: Well, I think the answer is obvious because a planet is much greater than a country, so....

He is interrupted by a small star.

Star: Go in there! Go in the library! You will find something useful!

Mario shrugs his shoulders and Wario thinks about money. They enter the archway of the library and see a cozy fire, with Roselia standing at the bookshelf. She smiles widely, almost too wide. To be honest, it sort of creeps me out...

Rosalina: Mario! Wario! Sit down!

She walks over to them and shoves them forcefully into chairs. Then the chairs lock them in with shackles.

Mario: Hey! What is this?

Even Wario is not strong enough to break free.

Rosalina: I'm going to share the story of my childhood with you... Once upon a time...

Hours go by...

Wario: AUGH!

Wario is having a seizure, and Mario is trying to gnaw his own arm off.

Rosalina: ...And that's the story of my life. Did you enjoy that?

She grins once more, showing her flawlessly white teeth, as her left eye twitches. Mario stares, horrified.

Mario: Don't we have to save Peach and Daisy? Don't we need to stop Bowser? Did that story have any point at all?

She tilts her head.

Rosalina: Hmmmn. Guess not.

Wario: I think my ears are bleeding...

They're released, and they run to the exit.

Mario: Let's make a vow to never go back there... Okay?

Wario: Wuzzat?

Back in the Library...

Star: Don't you think that was a bit extreme?

Rosalina: Nice fellas, huh?

Without warning, she grabs the star and swallows him whole. She smiles. Let this be a warning to you kids. Avoid the library.
 

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