Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

By Waluigi's Twin

Last Added: The Sinking Lava Spire, Red-Hot Purple Coins, Luigis Under the Saucer

Artwork by Zario

Once every 100 years, a huge comet flies by in the skies above the Mushroom Kingdom, which gives the townsfolk a good excuse to throw a party. A few years ago, a stream of shooting stars fell from the comet, and the Toads used the non-radioactive bits that had landed to create the infamous Power Stars. Then, one night, the Mario Brothers receive a letter from the princess.

Peach’s Letter: Dear Mario (and What’s-His-Face): I’ll be waiting for you two at the castle on the night of the Star Festival. There’s something I’d like to give you. Here’s a hint: it’s NOT a cake. From, Peach

Mario is very excited. After all, Peach doesn’t send talking stationery unless it is important.

Mario: Hey, Luigi! The Star Festival has already begun! We’d better get a move on; I can’t wait to see what Peach’s surprise is! It’s so… mysterious!

Mario and Luigi quickly comb their hair, grab their hair-messing hats, and run out the front door of their house. The letter, having been left on the table, begins to cry.

Peach’s Letter: Wait! Take me with you! I wanna see the festival, too!

Having heard its cries, and having a kind heart, Mario quickly runs back inside, grabs the letter, and catches up to Luigi.

When they reach Toad Town, everything is quite festive. All of the townsfolk are having a good time… except for one blue-headed, glasses-wearing Toad named Toadbert. Wario is grabbing the little guy by the ankles, hanging him upside-down, and shaking the Star Bits from his pockets. Waluigi is there too, making sure none of the valuable cosmic debris they are stealing get away from them.

Waluigi: A few more like this, and we’ll build a Power Star so grand, people will be paying hundreds just to look at it!

Mario and Luigi quickly run up to Toadbert, yank him from Wario’s grasp, and turn him the right way around. Toadbert thanks the Mario Brothers, and then quickly runs for safety.

Mario: Hey! What are a couple of scumbags like you doing here? You know this party is invitation only! Or have you decided to break more than one rule in a day?

Wario: Relax, pal. We may be greedy, but we’re not party crashers… at least, not today. We got a message from Daisy, sayin’ that she has something for us at Peach’s place.

To prove he is telling the truth, Wario pulls a letter from his pocket.

Daisy’s Letter: Wahoo! This festival ROCKS!

Wario: Living paper. Got to love it!

Suddenly, a magical cannonball comes down from above! It smashes into a nearby building, blowing it to smithereens! The Mario and Wario Brothers look up, and see that this party has just been crashed by the one, the only, the King of Koopas! … And that lousy Koopaling replacement, Bowser Jr.

Bowser: Mua ha ha!  This looks like a beautiful night… for a kidnapping!

Knowing full well what will probably happen, Mario and Wario quickly run towards the castle, skirting around Toads that have been frozen in crystals due to the special ammunition of Bowser’s ships. Mario runs because he wants to rescue the princesses; Wario runs because he wants a huge reward. They get there just as Bowser’s ship does. They can all spot the two princesses standing on a balcony, holding two very unique creatures.

Peach: For once, would you just leave me alone, Bowser? I’m tired of sitting around in that stupid cell you always toss me in!

Bowser Jr: Don’t worry, Princesses. King Dad isn’t planning to take you back to my castle today. Instead, he’s going to… RAISE YOUR CASTLE INTO THE DEPTHS OF SPACE!

Mario: Didn’t you already try that when you had the Star Rod?

Bowser: … Well, kinda. But this time, I’m going to take them… TO THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Wario: And how are you going to do that, ya overgrown tortoise? If you had the tech to lift a whole castle into space, I’m pretty certain I would’ve found out about it one way or another… and then I’d steal it when your back was turned.

Bowser: Well, funny you should ask…

At that very second, a giant UFO piloted by a purple-skinned alien warps above the castle.

Tatanga: All right, I’m here. Now, it’s time we completed this mission!

Lasers from the UFO suddenly cut a circle that surround the castle, as well as Mario and Wario. Grappling hooks then shoot down from the ship, and hook onto the land. Bowser’s fleet, including Tartanga’s machine, begin to rise, lifting the area that was hooked. In seconds, the castle and our heroes are passing through Plit’s atmosphere.

Mario: You’ll never get away with this, Bowser!

Bowser: Well, that’s one plumber’s opinion.

Mario and Wario are about to storm into the castle to rescue the princesses, but as they start running, Kamek pops out of thin air and blasts them off the land. The plumbers begin to fall very, VERY quickly.

Wario: I regret nothing!

Seeing that the two heroes are in trouble, the two creatures that are in the hands of Peach and Daisy jump into the air and fly towards them.  They catch the plumbers, and with the little strength they have, manage to warp them to a tiny planetoid nearby…


You are about to read the tale of Super Mario Galaxy... but with some spectacular character additions! While Wario assists Mario in restoring the Observatory’s Stars, Daisy is with Peach in Bowser’s captivity, Tatanga assists Bowser, Kamek, and Bowser Jr. in keeping Mario away, and Waluigi gets to hang out with Luigi and the Toad Brigade! This story is basically the same as Super Mario BROTHERS 64, Super Mario BROTHERS Sunshine, and Luigi and Waluigi’s Mansion.

Unfortunately, Mario and Wario have not yet restored the Observatory to its maximum power. It's up to you to fill in the tale, just like with the other three stories! Lemmy will award one vote per accepted episode.

Mario and Wario both have a Luma that allows them to spin attack, and neither Luma is better than the other.  Both of them also have a talking letter, but whether that’s useful or not depends on how you want things to go. Money and Star Bits can be included. But if you add too much of that, it will make the story very complicated! When writing episodes, acquaint yourself with the ones written around it, if any. Somewhere along the way in this story, Mario and Wario should be seen making their way to new sections of the Observatory, for example. If the episode prior to the one you're writing has been finished, and that author didn't show the pair making their way to the room you are now focusing on, then you need to do it. Otherwise, you can get right to the action!

Have fun reading and adding on to this fun story!  It’s out of this world… literally!


Main Objectives
Grand Star Rescue at the Gateway Galaxy
First Steps in the Cosmic Observatory
Storytime with Rosalina
To the Center of the Universe
Welcome, New Galaxy!

The Terrace
Main Course 1: Good Egg Galaxy
1. Dino Piranha
2. A Snack of Cosmic Proportions
3. King Kaliente’s Battle Fleet
4. Dino Piranha Speed Run
5. Purple Coin Omelet
6. Luigis on the Roof
Main Course 2: Honeyhive Galaxy
1. Bee Mario Takes Flight
2. Trouble on the Tower
3. Big Bad Bugaboom
4. Honeyhive Cosmic Mario Race
5. The Honeyhive’s Purple Coins
6. Luigis in the Honeyhive Kingdom
Mini-Course 1: Loopdeeloop Galaxy
1. Surfing 101
Mini-Course 2: Flipswitch Galaxy
1. Painting the Planet Yellow
Boss 1: Bowser Jr's Robot Reactor
1. Megaleg’s Moon

The Fountain
Main Course 3: Space Junk Galaxy
1. Pull Star Path
2. Kamella’s Airship Attack
3. Tarantox’s Tangled Web
4. Pull Star Path Speed Run
5. Purple Coin Spacewalk
6. Yoshi’s Unexpected Appearance
Main Course 4: Battlerock Galaxy
1. Battlerock Barrage
2. Breaking into the Battlerock
3. Topmaniac and the Topman Tribe
4. Topmaniac’s Daredevil Run
5. Purple Coins on the Battlerock
6. Battlerock’s Garbage Dump
7. Luigis Under the Saucer
Mini-Course 3: Rolling Green Galaxy
1. Rolling in the Clouds
Mini-Course 4: Hurry-Scurry Galaxy
1. Shrinking Satellite
Boss 2: Bowser's Star Reactor
1. The Fiery Stronghold

The Kitchen
Main Course 5: Beach Bowl Galaxy
1. Sunken Treasure
2. Passing the Swim Test
3. The Secret Undersea Cavern
4. Fast Foes on the Cyclone Stone
5. Beachcombing for Purple Coins
6. Wall Jumping Up Waterfalls
Main Course 6: Ghostly Galaxy
1. Luigi, Waluigi, and the Haunted Mansion
2. A Very Spooky Sprint
3. Beware of Bouldergeist
4. Bouldergeist’s Daredevil Run
5. Purple Coins in the Bone Pen
6. Matter Splatter Mansion
Mini-Course 5: Bubble Breeze Galaxy
1. Through the Poison Swamp
Mini-Course 6: Buoy Base Galaxy
1. The Floating Fortress
2. The Secret of Buoy Base
Boss 3: Bowser Jr's Airship Armada
1. Sinking the Airships

The Bedroom
Main Course 7: Gusty Garden Galaxy
1. Bunnies in the Wind
2. The Dirty Tricks of Major Burrows
3. Gusty Garden’s Gravity Scramble
4. Major Burrow’s Daredevil Run
5. Purple Coins on the Puzzle Cube
6. The Golden Chomp
Main Course 8: Freezeflame Galaxy
1. The Frozen Peak of Baron Brrr
2. Freezeflame’s Blistering Core
3. Hot and Cold Collide
4. Frosty Cosmic Mario Race
5. Purple Coins on the Summit
6. Conquering the Summit
Main Course 9: Dusty Dune Galaxy
1. Soaring on the Desert Winds
2. Blasting through the Sand
3. Sunbaked Sand Castle
4. Sandblast Speed Run
5. Purple Coins in the Desert
6. Bullet Bill on your Back
7. Treasure in the Pyramid
Mini-Course 7: Honeyclimb Galaxy
1. Scaling the Sticky Wall
Boss 4: Bowser's Dark Matter Plant
1. Darkness on the Horizon

The Engine Room
Main Course 10: Gold Leaf Galaxy
1. Bunnies on the Hunt
2. Cataquack to the Skies
3. When it Rains, it Pours
4. Cosmic Mario Forest Race
5. Purple Coins in the Woods
6. The Bell on the Big Tree
Main Course 11: Sea Slide Galaxy
1. Going after Guppy
2. Faster than a Speeding Penguin
3. The Silver Stars of Sea Slide
4. Underwater Cosmic Mario Race
5. Purple Coins by the Seaside
6. Hurry, He’s Hungry
Main Course 12: Toy Time Galaxy
1. Heavy Metal Mecha-Bowser
2. Mario meets Mario
3. Bouncing Down Cake Lane
4. Fast Foes of Toy Time
5. Luigi’s Purple Coins
6. The Flipswitch Chain
Mini-Course 8: Bonefin Galaxy
1. Kingfin’s Fearsome Waters
Boss 5: Bowser Jr.'s Lava Reactor
1. King Kaliente’s Spicy Return

The Garden
Main Course 13: Deep Dark Galaxy
1. The Underground Ghost Ship
2. Bubble Blastoff
3. Guppy and the Underground Lake
4. Ghost Ship Daredevil Run
5. Plunder the Purple Coins
6. Boo in a Box
Main Course 14: Dreadnought Galaxy
1. Infiltrating the Dreadnought
2. Dreadnought’s Colossal Cannons
3. Revenge of the Topman Tribe
4. Topman Tribe Speed Run
5. Battlestation’s Purple Coins
6. Dreadnought’s Garbage Dump
Main Course 15: Melty Molten Galaxy
1. The Sinking Lava Spire
2. Through the Meteor Storm
3. Fiery Dino Piranha
4. Lava Spire Daredevil Run
5. Red-Hot Purple Coins
6. Burning Tide
Mini-Course 9: Matter Splatter Galaxy
1. Watch Your Step

Bowser's Galaxy Reactor
1. The Fate of the Universe

Comet Observatory Galaxies
1. Sweet Sweet Galaxy - Rocky Road
2. Sling Pod Galaxy - A Very Sticky Situation
3. Drip Drop Galaxy - Giant Eel Outbreak
4. Bigmouth Galaxy - Bigmouth’s Gold Bait
5. Sand Spiral Galaxy - Choosing a Favorite Snack
6. Boo's Boneyard Galaxy - Racing the Spooky Speedster
7. Snow Cap Galaxy - Star Bunnies in the Snow
8. The Return to Gateway Galaxy - Gateway’s Purple Coins

Trial Galaxies
1. Bubble Blast Galaxy - The Electric Labyrinth
2. Loopdeswoop Galaxy - The Galaxy’s Greatest Wave
3. Rolling Gizmo Galaxy - Gizmos, Gears, and Gadgets

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