Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

The Bedroom

Dusty Dune Galaxy

Star 7: Treasure in the Pyramid

By UltraLemmy

Mario: I think we should go to the Dusty Dune Galaxy.
 
Wario: 'Kay.
 
They do.
 
4 minutes later...
 
Mario: Now what?
 
Wario: I don't know.
 
Mario: D’oh!
 
Homer: D’oh!
 
Mario: Why are you here?!
 
Homer: The beer ran out in Springfield, so I came here in search of more!
 
Mario: ...
 
Wario: ...
 
Homer: ...
 
Wario: Well, goodbye.
 
Wario picks up Homer and throws him off the planet.
 
Homer: (fading) I regret nothing...
 
*BOOOOM*
 
Then Homer explodes like lumas do when creating new planets. And where Homer exploded, a pyramid planet remains.
 
Mario: That was weird.
 
They go in the pyramid planet and see 5 Silver Stars hovering right in front of them.
 
Mario: This is easier than last time!
 
The Silver Stars fuse to become a Green Star.
 
Wario: Why a Green Star, narrator?
 
One reason is that green was the color of the Star in the game.
 
Wario: Another reason?
 
You are on a planet created by the explosion of a fat, bald, yellow guy. Now stop bothering me.
 
Wario: 'Kay.
 
Mario: ... Let's just grab the Star and get out of here.
 
They go for it but...
 
????: Halt!
 
Mario: No.
 
????: 'Kay. I guess I will have fight you.
 
Tutankoopa appears.
 
??? - I mean Tutankoopa: Now die.
 
Mario: You weren't here last time!
 
Tutankoopa: I'm here this time, because a small cameo appearance always boosts ratings.
 
Wario: D’oh!
 
Homer: D’oh!
 
Wario: I thought I killed you!
 
Homer: I had a 1-Up Mushroom! And that wasn't very nice!
 
Wario: Well you're a jerk!
 
Homer: Why you little...!
 
Homer starts strangling Wario.
 
Mario: Stop that!
 
Homer and Wario: 'Kay.
 
Tutankoopa: Now I will kill you!
 
Wario: How?
 
Tutankoopa: In an RPG battle! Duh.
 
RPG Battle!
 
Mario: HP: 40/40
Wario: HP: 40/40
Homer: HP: 50/50
Vs.
Tutankoopa: HP: 250/250
 
Mario uses "Really Big Fireball". 30 damage!
 
Wario uses "Oversized Bob-omb". 30 damage!
 
Homer uses "Strangle". 40 damage!
 
Tutankoopa uses "Laser Vision". 20 damage each!
 
Mario: Since when did you get laser vision?!
 
Tutankoopa: Deleted scene.
 
Mario: HP: 20/40
Wario: HP: 20/40
Homer: HP: 30/50
Vs.
Tutankoopa: HP: 150/250
 
Mario uses an item.
Mario uses "Metal Baseball Bat". 50 damage!
 
Wario uses an item.
Wario uses "Shotgun".
Tutankoopa: Seriously?
Yeah. Anyway... 50 damage!
 
Homer uses "Super Fist of the Nosehair: Pac-Attack". 49 damage!
 
Tutankoopa uses "Last resort attack". 29 damage each!
 
Mario: HP: 0/40
Wario: HP: 0/40
Homer: HP: 1/50
Vs.
Tutankoopa: HP: 1/250
 
Homer: Why you little...!
 
Homer uses "Cheat Code". Mario and Wario revive! Homer faints!
 
Mario and Wario use "Attack that will get Tutankoopa beaten like a cheap drum".
Tutankoopa: Aw, COME ON!!!
Tutankoopa faints!
 
Mario: HP: 40/40
Wario: HP: 40/40
Homer: HP: 0/50
Vs.
Tutankoopa: HP: 0/250
 
Mario and Wario Win! (with the help of Homer)
 
Battle Over!
 
Tutankoopa: 'Kay. You can have it.
 
Wario: 'Kay. But first...
 
Wario throws Homer into a black hole.
 
Homer: (fading) I still regret nothing...
 
7 minutes later...
 
Mario: Okay, so we got a Green Star.  What do we do with it?
 
Wario: I don't know.
 
Mario: D’oh!
 
Homer: D’oh!
 
Wario: I thought I killed you! Again!
 
Homer: My 1-Up Mushroom turned out to be a 3-Up Moon! And that still wasn't very nice!
 
Wario: Well you're still a jerk!
 
Homer: Why you little...!
 
Homer starts strangling Wario. Again.
 
Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!
 
Mario: Why are you here?!
 
Larry: Same reason as Tutankoopa.
 
Mario and Wario: D’oh!
 
Homer: D’oh!
 
Transmission Ended
 

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