Mario: I think we should go to the Dusty
Dune Galaxy.
Wario: 'Kay.
They do.
4 minutes later...
Mario: Now what?
Wario: I don't know.
Mario: D’oh!
Homer: D’oh!
Mario: Why are you here?!
Homer: The beer ran out in Springfield,
so I came here in search of more!
Mario: ...
Wario: ...
Homer: ...
Wario: Well, goodbye.
Wario picks up Homer and throws him
off the planet.
Homer: (fading) I regret nothing...
*BOOOOM*
Then Homer explodes like lumas do when
creating new planets. And where Homer exploded, a pyramid planet remains.
Mario: That was weird.
They go in the pyramid planet and see
5 Silver Stars hovering right in front of them.
Mario: This is easier than last time!
The Silver Stars fuse to become a Green
Star.
Wario: Why a Green Star, narrator?
One reason is that green was the color
of the Star in the game.
Wario: Another reason?
You are on a planet created by the
explosion of a fat, bald, yellow guy. Now stop bothering me.
Wario: 'Kay.
Mario: ... Let's just grab the Star
and get out of here.
They go for it but...
????: Halt!
Mario: No.
????: 'Kay. I guess I will have fight
you.
Tutankoopa appears.
??? - I mean Tutankoopa: Now die.
Mario: You weren't here last time!
Tutankoopa: I'm here this time, because
a small cameo appearance always boosts ratings.
Wario: D’oh!
Homer: D’oh!
Wario: I thought I killed you!
Homer: I had a 1-Up Mushroom! And that
wasn't very nice!
Wario: Well you're a jerk!
Homer: Why you little...!
Homer starts strangling Wario.
Mario: Stop that!
Homer and Wario: 'Kay.
Tutankoopa: Now I will kill you!
Wario: How?
Tutankoopa: In an RPG battle! Duh.
RPG Battle!
Mario: HP: 40/40
Wario: HP: 40/40
Homer: HP: 50/50
Vs.
Tutankoopa: HP: 250/250
Mario uses "Really Big Fireball". 30
damage!
Wario uses "Oversized Bob-omb". 30
damage!
Homer uses "Strangle". 40 damage!
Tutankoopa uses "Laser Vision". 20
damage each!
Mario: Since when did you get laser
vision?!
Tutankoopa: Deleted scene.
Mario: HP: 20/40
Wario: HP: 20/40
Homer: HP: 30/50
Vs.
Tutankoopa: HP: 150/250
Mario uses an item.
Mario uses "Metal Baseball Bat". 50
damage!
Wario uses an item.
Wario uses "Shotgun".
Tutankoopa: Seriously?
Yeah. Anyway... 50 damage!
Homer uses "Super Fist of the Nosehair:
Pac-Attack". 49 damage!
Tutankoopa uses "Last resort attack".
29 damage each!
Mario: HP: 0/40
Wario: HP: 0/40
Homer: HP: 1/50
Vs.
Tutankoopa: HP: 1/250
Homer: Why you little...!
Homer uses "Cheat Code". Mario and
Wario revive! Homer faints!
Mario and Wario use "Attack that will
get Tutankoopa beaten like a cheap drum".
Tutankoopa: Aw, COME ON!!!
Tutankoopa faints!
Mario: HP: 40/40
Wario: HP: 40/40
Homer: HP: 0/50
Vs.
Tutankoopa: HP: 0/250
Mario and Wario Win! (with the help
of Homer)
Battle Over!
Tutankoopa: 'Kay. You can have it.
Wario: 'Kay. But first...
Wario throws Homer into a black hole.
Homer: (fading) I still regret nothing...
7 minutes later...
Mario: Okay, so we got a Green Star.
What do we do with it?
Wario: I don't know.
Mario: D’oh!
Homer: D’oh!
Wario: I thought I killed you! Again!
Homer: My 1-Up Mushroom turned out
to be a 3-Up Moon! And that still wasn't very nice!
Wario: Well you're still a jerk!
Homer: Why you little...!
Homer starts strangling Wario. Again.
Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End
transmission!
Mario: Why are you here?!
Larry: Same reason as Tutankoopa.
Mario and Wario: D’oh!
Homer: D’oh!
Transmission Ended