Mario is sitting at a table playing chess with Luigi. Wario on the other hand is um... well, beating up Waluigi.
Mario: Check!
Luigi: Agh! I can't concentrate while Wario is beating up Waluigi under the table.
Wario: Grrr! Give me my money!
Waluigi: NEVER!
Mario: Just ignore them.
The table breaks in half.
Mario: NOOO! And I almost won, too!
Polari: MARIO! WARIO!
Mario and Wario: What?!
Polari: Come here!
Mario: Gotta go, Luigi!
Wario: You’re lucky I have to go!
Waluigi: Yes I am. (Idiot, I stole his wallet when he left.)
Wario: I heard that!
Waluigi: Wha!?! How?
Wario: Well I-
E. Gadd: I want my mind-reading machine back!
Wario: Awww.
Polari: Listen up, you two, I have found another Cosmic Comet.
Wario: Sweet! Now I can get rid of this anger, by beating that guy in another race!
Polari: Yes, celebrate afterwards, because you need to go there right now, before they get the Star first!
Mario: Let’s-a go!
They run towards the Bedroom.
Polari: WAIT!!!
Wario: WHAT!?!
Polari: You don't even know where it is!
Mario: Where is it?
Polari: In the Engine Room, at the Gold Leaf Galaxy!
Mario: Got it!
The -arios head off towards the Gold Leaf Galaxy. After getting to the Engine Room and getting to the galaxy, they look up and see the Power Star is above them on a wooden platform.
Mario: Let’s hurry!
Wario: Duh!
Suddenly Cosmic Mario and Cosmic Wario come down from the Cosmic Comet.
Cosmic Mario: If it isn't the slow idiots from the Freeze Flame Galaxy!
Cosmic Wario: And the slow idiots from the Honeyhive Galaxy!
Mario: So we meet again!
Wario: How come we’re the slow idiots if we beat you every time?
Cosmic Mario: Ha ha ha, because... um, let me get back to ya on that. But what’s important right now is that we have a truce.
Mario: Huh?
Cosmic Mario: You know, a truce, with the white flag; ring a bell?
Wario: Nope.
Cosmic Wario: I'm done!
Mario: Huh?
Suddenly Mario and Wario lose a life.
Mario: How did that happen?
Cosmic Mario: While you talked to me, Cosmic Wario grabbed the Star.
Mario: Redo!
The Star goes back to where it was.
Cosmic Wario: Awww.
Mario: Let’s race!
Cosmic Wario: FINE!
They get ready.
Bee: 3... 2... 1... 1 and a half... 1 and one four quarters...
Three hours later…
Bee: GO!
Everyone (except for the Bee): Zzz...
Bee: Whatever.
Mario: HEY! The race started!
They all wake up and start running. Wario takes a left, as does everyone else.
Cosmic Wario: Look! A Star Bit!
Wario: Where?
Cosmic Wario: There!
Wario: Yeah!
Wario runs off the course and loses a life.
Mario: No! Wario!
Cosmic Mario: He he he.
The three of them start jumping on the bricks and onto the wood.
Mario: (Aha! I have an idea!)
Mario does a triple jump up the wooden wall, and long jumps the pathway.
Cosmic -arios: Catch him!
Cosmic Wario throws Cosmic Mario into Mario, knocking him out.
Mario: NOOOOOO!!!
Cosmic Mario: Ha ha!
Cosmic Mario reaches for the Star, but before he gets it-
Wario: TAKE THIS!!!
Wario throws Mario at the Star, and Mario grabs it!
Mario: Good job, Wario, all as planed!
Cosmic Mario: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Cosmic Wario: Grrrr! We'll be back again!
Cosmic Mario: Yeah, just you two wait!
Mario and Wario head back to the observatory.
Polari: Good job, you two!
Mario: Thanks.
Wario: Oh Waluigi, where are you?
Mario: *sigh*
Dino Piranha comes over and jumps on Wario and once again laughs!
Wario: Good boy! But you’rw crushing me!
Mario: You’re the best, DP!
DP laughs even more!
Mario: Hmm, I wonder if those two have a pet like DP.
Meanwhile…
Cosmic Polari: You two still haven't won? How are we going to make Cosmic Bowser kidnap the princess, when you two keep losing?
Cosmic Mario: Don't worry, sir, we'll get them next time!
Suddenly a big thump is heard.
Cosmic Wario: GET OFF ME, ???!
???: GRRR!
Cosmic Mario:
Hmm. I wonder if those two have a pet like ???.