Mario and Wario have just gotten another
Star; the last Star they need to go to the Airship Armada.
Polari: Be careful out there!
Mario and Wario land on a bridge connected
to an airship. On the airship, there are a few enemies and a cannon.
Mario: Let’s-a go!
Mario and Wario defeat the enemies
in rather humorous ways. Such as…
Mario is up against one of those blue
things that headbutt to attack. Mario jumps at it, but the blue thing grabs
Mario and nearly throws him into a black hole. As it’s going for the kill,
it slips and falls into the black hole.
Mario: …
Or this…
Wario is up against one of those Octorock
ripoff things and, instead of shooting a rock, it shoots Wario with an
elephant.
Wario: Ow.
The thing is then crushed by a random
anvil.
Wario: …
And this…
Mario and Wario are up against a Magikoopa,
when this black vortex thing like in Pokémon happens. Mario and
Wario are up front, and the Magikoopa is at the back.
Wild MAGIKOOPA appeared!
What will you use?
Attack Item
Run
Pokémon
Mario used Jump!
Wario used Punch!
It’s not very effective…
MAGIKOOPA used Fireball!
It’s Super Effective!
Wario: 1/5
What will you use?
Attack Item
Run
Pokémon
Mario used Jump!
MAGIKOOPA fainted!
Mario and Wario both gained 32 Exp.
Points! (Not that it matters…U_U)
Mario: That… was… ridiculous…
Geno (the author) walks up.
Geno: Hello.
Geno explodes.
Mario: …
Wario jumps into the cannon, undershoots,
and flies right into a black hole.
Wario: NOOOOO!
Wario comes back.
Wario: I hate my life.
Mario: Hey, wait a minute!
What?
Mario: Black holes are just really
basically dead stars.
So?
Mario: So, why are there so many black
holes?
Most of the black holes blip out of
existence
Mario: That makes sense.
Wario jumps into the cannon and shoots
toward the flagpole on the next airship. Mario, on the other hand, aims
WAY off and shoots. Wario is certain he is going to die, until he realizes
Mario shot himself to a tiny little bouncy planet.
Wario: Grrr…
Mario jumps on all of the Goombas there
and grabs the following 1-Up.
Wario: Grrrrrr…
Mario then launches to the airship
Wario is on via Sling Star. The Cousins dodge the lasers made by those
annoying laser shooting things and, ignoring the Magikoopa, jump into the
cannon and shoot to the flagpole on the next airship.
Mario: WAIT!
What now?
Mario: These aren’t airships! They’re
doomships!
I know that, but “airships” is in the
script.
Wario: So me shooting into the black
hole was in the script?
… Ok, so only I have a script, and
it only tells me what to say. Anyway, the duo slide down the flagpole and
do a ground pound, flipping two Wigglers. Wario pounds them both and takes
the Star Bits. Mario meets the Toad Brigade Leader.
Brigade Leader: Mario, I’m glad you’re
here! I was starting to worry! O-ooh…
Mario grabs the Brigade Leader’s hand
and the –arios plus the Leader go onto a platform with a lever on it. Wario
spins into the lever and the –arios plus the Leader ride the platform,
Mario protecting the Leader and Wario smashing oncoming enemies. Eventually
they reach the end. Mario clobbers a Magikoopa.
Mario: Now stay here, I’ll be back.
Leader: O-okay.
The Cousins spin onto the top deck
and Bowser Jr. confronts them.
Bowser Jr: Bwa ha ha ha ha! HA! Mario
and Wario, you want the Grand Star? Well, you’re going to have to take
it from ME! By the way, Wario, your fly is down.
Wario quickly zips up his pants and
they engage in battle. Normally the team would have to grab Koopa shells
and hurl them into Bowser Jr, but, I decided to instead make it into a
RPG battle in the format of the one in my upcoming Fun Fictions (my second
one in the making)!
[(insert the song “Chapter 3 Boss”
from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door in Lemmy’s CDs here)
[Boss Battle]
Can’t Flee this fight!
[]
Mario: 10/10
Wario: 10/10
Vs.
Bowser Jr’s Airship: 35/35
[]
Mario used Star Spin!
Hit!
Bowser Jr’s Airship: 30/35
[]
Wario used Star Spin!
Hit!
Bowser Jr’s Airship: 24/35
[]
Bowser Jr’s Airship used Bullet Bill!
Hit! Miss! Hit!
Mario: 7/10
Wario: 7/10
[]
Mario used Hammer Throw!
Hit!
Bowser Jr’s Airship: 17/35
[]
Wario used Star Spin!
Hit!
Bowser Jr’s Airship: 11/35
[]
Bowser Jr’s Airship is now pointing
forward!
Bowser Jr’s Airship used Fire Cannonballs!
Hit! Hit! Miss!
Mario: 4/10 Danger!
Wario: 0/10
[]
Mario used Hammer Throw!
Hit!
Bowser Jr’s Airship: 4/35
[]
Bowser Jr’s Airship used Bullet Bill
+ 1!
Miss! Hit! Miss! Miss!
Mario: 1/10 Peril!
[]
Mario used Hammer Throw!
Hit!
Bowser Jr’s Airship: -3/35
[]
The Mario Cousins win! Gained 79 Star
Points! (Not that it even matters…)
[End]
Bowser Jr: Oh no!
Bowser Jr. escapes on the Crow’s Nest
of his airship and the rest of his airship explodes, leaving the Grand
Star behind.
Mario: Wario, I’ll give you 10 coins
to wait a short while.
Wario: MONEY! Ok.
Mario goes back down to the Brigade
Leader and comes back up with him. Then they grab the Grand Star and they
all leave. When they return, the Grand Star powers the beacon up more,
making it yellow. The Bedroom opens.
Rosalina: You rescued another Grand
Star, didn’t you? Now the entire first floor is powered. Once power returns
to the Engine Room, we can go to the Center of the
Universe to rescue your Special One.
Mario: Stop talking with those annoying
colors in your text.