Mario is playing
chess with the Yoshi Planet.
Mario: Checkmate!
Yoshi Planet:
Darn. Oh, hey, I found a morsel of information on a Star you might like.
Mario: Really?
What?
Yoshi Planet:
Well, it started last Tuesday…
Flashback!
The Yoshi
Planet is looking on GameFAQs.
Yoshi Planet:
Now where is information on Super Mario Galaxy 2? Ugh, 2010 can’t come
fast enough!
The Yoshi
Planet sees Super Mario Galaxy.
Yoshi Planet:
Well, I might as well help Mario and Wario.
He opens up
a walkthrough. 3 hours later…
Yoshi Planet:
Well, now that I’m done watching that New Super Mario Bros. Wii trailer,
let’s look up a Star.
He looks up
“Hurry, He’s Hungry” and reads it.
Yoshi Planet:
I can tell that to Mario sometime! Now, to Super Mario Galaxy 2!
A Toad with
the Blorbs (or the Metakoro Disease, whichever) from Mario and Luigi: Bowser’s
Inside Story smashes down the wall and crushes the Yoshi Planet.
Yoshi Planet:
OW!
Ckday: I can’t
WAIT for the new Mario and Luigi!
Yoshi Planet:
What about New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Super Mario Galaxy 2?
Ckday: I can’t
wait for those either, but Bowser’s Inside Story is the first to release
in North America, followed by New Super Mario Bros. Wii, then Super Mario
Galaxy 2, which is the only one of those three scheduled for 2010 as of
now.
Yoshi Planet:
You know an awful lot about Nintendo.
Ckday: Well,
my classmates in grade 5 always called me the Mario Kid. They preferred
Pokémon, though.
Yoshi Planet:
And the original reason Yoshi was created was–
Ckday: Because
Shigeru Miyamoto wanted to see Mario ride a dinosaur. Mario was originally
called Jumpman, but they changed his name to Mario after Mario Segali,
Nintendo’s Italian landlord. And in the Super Mario Galaxy demos at E3,
there was a Star Bit counter, featuring a counter that apparently had a
limited number of Star Bits, but it is unknown what would happen if all
100 Star Bit that could be carried were collected, as nobody got 100.
Yoshi Planet:
So, uh, yeah, you answered all my questions. Huh.
End Flashback!
Mario: …
Yoshi Planet:
So here’s what you do…
Later, Mario
and Wario are in the Sea Slide Galaxy.
Mario: So we
go to the cannon with lots of Star Bits…
The –arios collect
lots of Star Bits and go to the cannon. There, they see…
Mario: Cosmic
Mario and Cosmic Wario?!
The screen shows
that Cosmic Mario and Cosmic Wario are on the sandbar, relaxing in reclining
chairs.
Cosmic Mario:
Hey, everybody needs breaks.
Cosmic Mario
and Mario start talking.
Mario: So, good
race last time.
Cosmic Mario:
You too. Hey, what’s your pet’s name?
Mario: Dino Piranha.
And your pet’s?
Cosmic Mario:
???.
Mario: Your pet’s
name is literally ??? ?!
Cosmic Mario:
Yes.
With Cosmic Wario
and Wario…
Cosmic Wario:
… What do you want to do?
Wario: …I don’t
know…
Back with the
Marios…
Mario: Cosmic
Mario, I’ve got to go. Bye.
Mario feeds a
Hungry Luma some Star Bits and a shrinking satellite like in the Hurry-Scurry
Galaxy appears.
Mario: YAY!
Mario grabs a
random Bee Mushroom lying around and launches to the planet.
Bee Mario: Collect
the music notes. Got it.
Bee Mario runs
around the shrinking planet, collecting notes and flying when needed. Eventually
he gets all the notes and, like in the Hurry-Scurry Galaxy, the Black Hole
underneath turns into a Star.
Bee Mario: YAY!
I’d like to thank the academy and- GAH!
Bee Mario falls
and hits the Star. Bee Mario changes into Mario.
Mario: Let’s-a
go!
Mario and Wario
return to the Comet Observatory. Ckday watched this entire part and turns
back to his computer.
Ckday (on a chatroom
on his computer): By the way, DON’T make a long speech on shrinking platforms
that you have run out of and are on the last one.
Spirit_Father_Son:3_In_1
(the person Ckday is talking to in the chatroom): Ok. Bye.
Ckday (in chatroom):
Bye.
Ckday turns off
his computer and ends this transmission. HEY!
Ckday: At least
it isn’t like the Sopranos where it ends mid-sentence.
I guess you’re
ri-
END TRANSMISSION!