Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

The Garden

Dreadnought Galaxy

Star 6: Dreadnought’s Garbage Dump

By Super Goomba

The 'arios have just arrived on the Dreadnaught hoping to get the secret Star.

Wario: I think I saw a pipe underneath here.

They head through the pipe.

Mario: So anyways, I said- DEAR. DAD. NO.

Wario: You said "DEAR. DAD. NO." because you made cookies?

Mario: No... Look where we-a are...

We see the 'arios are at another garbage dump.

Wario: Uh oh.

Mario stomps over to the robot.

Mario: NOW, YOU"RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME BLOW THIS UP WHEN IT WOULD BE EASIER TO SWEEP IT UP AND GIVE A RIDICULOUS TIME LIMIT TO DO IT, AND MAKE US RESTART WHEN WE FAIL-A DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU COULD DO IT YOURSELF, ARE YOU?

Robot: Uh… uh...

Mario: IF YOU ANSWER "Yes" TO THAT YOU ARE FREAKIN' DEAD-A.

Robot: Well, uh...

Mario:  JUST GIMME THE *bleep* STAR!!!

Robot: Maybe if you ask me again and again?

Mario: willyougivemethestar?

Robot: No.

 Mario: willyougivemethestar?

Robot: No.

Mario: willyougivemethestar?

Robot: No.

Mario: willyougivemethestar?

Robot: No.

While they argue, Wario decides to blow up the trash.

Wario: Maybe there's money-a underneath-a...

Soon, Wario has finished destroying the trash.

Wario: Hey, guys!

Mario: willyougivemethes- Huh?

Robot: N- Wha?

Mario: ... YAHOOO!!! I-A COULD KISS YA!!!

Wario: Please don't-a say that again...

Robot: Aw, drat! Now I can't tell if you finished on time or not, as I was too busy talking to this moron! Aw, just take the darn Star...

Mario takes the Star.

Wario: On to the next-a Star!
 

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