Mario and Wario are in the Observatory,
doing… WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Mario: !nuf si ti dna ,”sdrawkcab gnihtyreve
yas” gniyalp era eW
… What?
Ckday: What?
Wow, we actually agree on something!
Ckday: Yeah! Wait, we agree on something?
NOOOOO! I’M MELTING!
Wha…? NOOOOO! I’M MELTING TOO!
Ckday and Author (that’s the narrator,
for you who are confused) melt.
Mario and Wario (backwards): …
…
…
…
Wario: WHY AREN’T WE MOVING?!
Mario: HA! I BEAT YOU AT “Say Everything
Backwards”! But yeah, I CAN’T MOVE!
…
Mario GAH! Since Author is dead, nothing
can be done except speech!
Wario: DANG!
Rosalina: Well, this isn’t good.
Polari: HELP!
Luigi: ARGH! DARN BACKWARDS SPEECH!
Waluigi: I’m scared of not moving!
Toad Brigade (in unison): NOOOO!
Lumas: WAAHHH! MOMMY!
Toad voice from Plit: NOW I CAN’T KISS
MY WIFE, EVEN THOUGH SHE’S LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
Ckday: I’ll help!
Ckday’s puddle reanimates into himself.
Wario: WHAT?!
Ckday: I can control everything! Except
the author… but still! Soooo… Mario and Wario go into the Terrace and see
a Purple Comet orbiting the Honeyhive Galaxy.
Mario: COOL! Our last Star in the Terrace!
They start the challenge and, off the
bat, collect the 25 coins put in plain sight.
Mario: WOW I’m tired. I’ll go look
off the fence here.
Mario goes to the start point and falls
onto the tiny little ledge, collecting the purple coin there.
26/100 Purple coins
Wario collects the 3 purple coins on
the arch of the tunnel in the wall, now covered by a hexagonal wall.
29/100 purple coins
Wario: I’m BORED!
Wario pulls out some cards and starts
playing Solitaire.
Mario: …
Mario collects the coins on and behind
a ledge while Wario fails at Pyramid.
31/100 purple coins
Mario: You know what, I give up. Wait,
I have an idea! Hey, Wario!
Wario: WHAT?
Mario holds up a thousand coins.
Mario: I’ll give you these coins if
you get the purple coins!
Wario runs at the speed of light and
collects 19 coins..
50/100 purple coins
Wario falls into a black hole.
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Mario: I have another idea!
Mario starts playing Pyramid. 30 purple
coins show up, angry. Mario collects them all.
80/100 purple coins
Mario sees a hard-to-reach purple coin.
Mario: I have one last idea!
Mario sets up a large magnet. Meanwhile
with the hard-to-reach purple coin…
Hard-to-reach Purple Coin: I’m hard
to reach, and I always have tinfoil with me!
Mario turns the magnet on. The purple
coin is brought to the magnet and Mario collects it.
81/100 purple coins
Mario goes to the wall jump where Phil
Board is and collects a few purple coins there.
83/100 purple coins
Mario collects the purple coins around
the level where he is.
92/100 purple coins
Mario collects a few more purple coins.
99/100 purple coins
Mario walks over to the fountain where
the ? Coin was found in Bee Mario Takes Flight, and finds and collects
a purple coin above the fountain.
100/100 purple coins
Mario runs back to the starting point
and collects the Star, and goes back to the Comet Observatory where Wario
is.
Wario: Hey, do you have my cards?
Mario hands Wario his cards.
Wario: Now to go play more Pyramid.