Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

The Terrace

Honeyhive Galaxy

Star 5: The Honeyhive’s Purple Coins

By Ckday

Mario and Wario are in the Observatory, doing… WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
 
Mario: !nuf si ti dna ,”sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yas” gniyalp era eW
 
… What?
 
Ckday: What?
 
Wow, we actually agree on something!
 
Ckday: Yeah! Wait, we agree on something? NOOOOO! I’M MELTING!
 
Wha…? NOOOOO! I’M MELTING TOO!
 
Ckday and Author (that’s the narrator, for you who are confused) melt.
 
Mario and Wario (backwards): …
 

 

 

 
Wario: WHY AREN’T WE MOVING?!
 
Mario: HA! I BEAT YOU AT “Say Everything Backwards”! But yeah, I CAN’T MOVE!
 

 
Mario GAH! Since Author is dead, nothing can be done except speech!
 
Wario: DANG!
 
Rosalina: Well, this isn’t good.
 
Polari: HELP!
 
Luigi: ARGH! DARN BACKWARDS SPEECH!
 
Waluigi: I’m scared of not moving!
 
Toad Brigade (in unison): NOOOO!
 
Lumas: WAAHHH! MOMMY!
 
Toad voice from Plit: NOW I CAN’T KISS MY WIFE, EVEN THOUGH SHE’S LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
 
Ckday: I’ll help!
 
Ckday’s puddle reanimates into himself.
 
Wario: WHAT?!
 
Ckday: I can control everything! Except the author… but still! Soooo… Mario and Wario go into the Terrace and see a Purple Comet orbiting the Honeyhive Galaxy.
 
Mario: COOL! Our last Star in the Terrace!
 
They start the challenge and, off the bat, collect the 25 coins put in plain sight.
 
Mario: WOW I’m tired. I’ll go look off the fence here.
 
Mario goes to the start point and falls onto the tiny little ledge, collecting the purple coin there.
 
26/100 Purple coins
 
Wario collects the 3 purple coins on the arch of the tunnel in the wall, now covered by a hexagonal wall.
 
29/100 purple coins
 
Wario: I’m BORED!
 
Wario pulls out some cards and starts playing Solitaire.
 
Mario: …
 
Mario collects the coins on and behind a ledge while Wario fails at Pyramid.
 
31/100 purple coins
 
Mario: You know what, I give up. Wait, I have an idea! Hey, Wario!
 
Wario: WHAT?
 
Mario holds up a thousand coins.
 
Mario: I’ll give you these coins if you get the purple coins!
 
Wario runs at the speed of light and collects 19 coins..
 
50/100 purple coins
 
Wario falls into a black hole.
 
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOO!
 
Mario: I have another idea!
 
Mario starts playing Pyramid. 30 purple coins show up, angry. Mario collects them all.
 
80/100 purple coins
 
Mario sees a hard-to-reach purple coin.
 
Mario: I have one last idea!
 
Mario sets up a large magnet. Meanwhile with the hard-to-reach purple coin…
 
Hard-to-reach Purple Coin: I’m hard to reach, and I always have tinfoil with me!
 
Mario turns the magnet on. The purple coin is brought to the magnet and Mario collects it.
 
81/100 purple coins
 
Mario goes to the wall jump where Phil Board is and collects a few purple coins there.
 
83/100 purple coins
 
Mario collects the purple coins around the level where he is.
 
92/100 purple coins
 
Mario collects a few more purple coins.
 
99/100 purple coins
 
Mario walks over to the fountain where the ? Coin was found in Bee Mario Takes Flight, and finds and collects a purple coin above the fountain.
 
100/100 purple coins
 
Mario runs back to the starting point and collects the Star, and goes back to the Comet Observatory where Wario is.
 
Wario: Hey, do you have my cards?
 
Mario hands Wario his cards.
 
Wario: Now to go play more Pyramid.
 

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