Mario and Wario are in the flowerbed
near the Terrace where the yellow Toad sleeps, playing Go Fish.
Wario: Got any 3s?
Mario: Go Fish
Polari hurries up to them.
Polari: Guys! Comic Comet at Sea Slide!
Mario: Crud.
Dino Piranha crushes Wario.
Mario: I have an idea! Dino Piranha
LOVES to crush Wario, right?
Wario: Right… OW!
Dino Piranha nods.
Mario: Maybe Dino Piranha would like
to crush Cosmic Wario, too.
Wario: Good idea!
Meanwhile…
Cosmic Mario: Maybe ??? would like
to crush Wario, too.
Cosmic Wario: Good idea!
Back with our heroes (and Wario), they’ve
just shot off to Sea Slide. When they get there, Cosmic Mario and Wario
land.
Wario: NOW!
Dino Piranha crushes Cosmic Wario.
Cosmic Wario: OW! Well, how do you
like this? NOW!
??? crushes Wario.
Wario: OW!
Mario and his Cosmic version watch
with anime sweatdrops.
Mario: So, uh… Did your Cosmic princesses
get kidnapped?
Cosmic Mario: Nope.
Mario: Huh. Race?
Cosmic Mario: Sure.
Penguin: 3, 2, 1, ½, ¼,
1/5, 1/6, 1/8, 1/10…
50 years later…
Old Penguin: 1/100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000-
Old Mario and Old Cosmic Mario: SHUT
UP!
Wait, since they’re now so old, that
will ruin the story, and I’ll lose my paycheck!
Ckday: That’s right!
I’ve got to do something!
He rewinds time and, after 50 years
pass in reverse, kicks the Penguin off the edge.
Author: 3, 2, 1, GO!
Cosmic Mario long jumps off the dock,
and Mario does too. Mario and his Cosmic self take shells. Cosmic Mario
runs across the sandbar and throws his shell away at the end. Mario, however,
keeps swimming. Mario reaches the land first and throws his shell away.
Mario climbs up the stairs, with Cosmic Mario in hot pursuit. Mario grabs
the Star first.
Mario: Cosmic Mario, I’ll meet you
at the Starbucks in Toad Town.
Cosmic Mario: Cosmic or Normal?
Mario: Normal.
They all go back to either the Comet
Observatory or the Cosmic Observatory.