Mario and Wario have returned to the Beach Bowl Galaxy once again.
Mario: So, now-a what?
Wario: Let's get some money off of-a the penguins again.
Mario: WARIO!
Wario: Sorry-a, sorry-a... But I stil expect quest-a fees, service-a fees, and existance-a fees!
Mario: Mamamia!
Anyways, the two -arios head to the penguins.
Instructor Penguin: So, students, today we are having our big test.
Penguin Students: Aw, can't we have it tomorrow? I haven't heard of any test...
InsPen: Why did I ever become a swimming instructor...? Anyways th-
PenStudent: BELEELEEELELELELEEL!!!
InsPen: Darn. I think we need to send Kow-man to the asylum again!
Kow-man: Don't you bloodclot touch me!
InsPen: Psycho. Anyways, just remember how to swim, blahblahblah, you'll get a gold medal if you win.
Wario: Gold medal?! I'm in!!!
InsPen: But you're not a stu- Oh, who cares? You and your friend can join. I've gotta get a drink...
M/W ario: Yes-a!
PenStuds: Use shells to swim!
Mario: I already know-a that!
PenStuds: Use shells to swim!
Mario: I said I-a know that!
PenStuds: Use shells to swim! Use shells to swim! Use shells to swim! Use shells to swim! Use shells to swim!
Mario: Would you-a shut up?!
Wario: PUNCH!
PenStuds: WAGGGH!!!
InsPen: HEY! Leave my- Ahh, who cares? I don't get paid enough for this lousy job...
(You know how charactors tend to say the same stuff over and over in the game, right?)
Wario: Hey! I just eliminated the competition! SWEET!
Wario immediately passes the test.
Mario: Mamamia, that was-a fast!
InsPen: You win, blahblahblah, heres you'r medal.
Wario: *does the Star Dance* I'm-a the Party Star! Now gimme an entrance-a fee, a winning-a fee, and a gracing-a you with-a my presence-a fee.
Mario: You're-a greedy, not an ego-a-maniac!
Wario: So? I still get money, right?
Mario: Mamamia...
Wario: Hey, Mario?
Mario: Yes-a?
Wario: You haven't been-a acting crazy and-a stupid for most of this entire adventure. Why the sudden change-a?
Mario:... I don't really-a know... Meh, I'll probably be bouncing-a off-a the walls in a week-a.
Wario: Oh, great...
Penstuds: Use shells to swim!
M+W: SHUT-A THE-
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