Mario sits at the Garage while Wario sleeps.
Mario: Hmm... We've sort of been ignoring the Garden... Wario!
Wario: Oh, shaddap.
Mario: Uh, no. Listen, let's go to the Garden for some Power Stars.
Wario: Hmm...
Wario looks at the Garden, on top of the Observatory.
Wario: No, it's too far.
Mario: *sigh* Toad Brigade!
Two minutes later...
Red: That's the last time we carry Wario through two floors of the Observatory.
Wario: That's the last time I let those weirdos touch me!
Mario: Whatever, let's just-
???: Hey you!
Mario: What?
Mario and Wario see a Hungry Luma.
Hungry Luma: Yeah, you! Got any tasty Star Bi-
Mario: Stop stealing quotes directly from the game.
H.L: Fine. Just feed me 1,500 Star Bits.
Mario: Wario, how much we got?
Wario: Five Star Bits. And a half.
Mario: Half?
Wario: Yeah, see...
FLASHBACK YES YES
Wario: Wow, my sixth Star Bit.
Luma: Hey, can I have that?
Wario: What? NO!
Luma: Share with me! RRGH!
The Luma gnaws on Wario's arm and he drops the Star Bit, which the Luma happily munches.
Wario: Give that back!
Wario tugs on the Star Bit while Luma continues to gnash on it. Finally, Wario sits on the Luma and all peace is restored.
Wario: Aw, there's barely any left!
END FLASHBACK YES YES
Mario: That... was... ridiculous.
Wario: Well, if we're gonna feed this guy, we gotta get some more Bits.
1,494 1/2 Star Bits later...
Hungry Luma: Thanks, guys! TRANSFOOORM!!!
Hungry Luma transforms into a Launch Star, which Mario and Wario use to blast off to the Snow Cap Galaxy. They land on a small planet with a treasure chest.
Wario: TREASURE! TREASURE TREASURE TREASURE.
Wario runs around the planet and trips over a Green Shell, which flies into the Treasure Chest.
Mario: Oh! A Sling Star!
Mario and Wario launch to a nearby planet, where three Star Bunnies await them.
Star Bunny 1: Let's play some hide and seek!
Mario: Oh, um...
Star Bunny 2: Yeah! Can you catch us in 2 minutes and 30 seconds?
Wario: No, we're not play-
Star Bunny 3: Okay, ready... GO!
The three Star Bunnies disappear.
Wario: ... Great. Now what?
Mario: Wario, look! The Bunnies were standing on a ? Panel!
Mario presses it.
Mario: Find more of these!
The two split up to find more ? Panels. They find them in the snow, on the planet's end, and where the first one was.
Wario: Look! The planet opened!
Wario spots a Fire Flower in one of the openings.
Wario: MINE.
Wario becomes Fire Wario, while Mario looks around in the snow for Bunnies. He finds one.
Mario: Oh, I got ya now!
Mario chases the Bunny around, until the Bunny hops into one of the gaps in the planet.
Mario: Ooh! You're mine!
Mario nabs the Bunny, then runs off. He meets Wario.
Wario: Look! I can destroy everything!
Wario shoots a fireball at a snowman and it melts to nothing.
Mario: Wait, look!
Wario: Huh. A Green Shell was under it. What could that be used fo-
Wario looks up and sees a treasure chest.
Wario: TREASURE! TREASURE TREASURE TREASURE TREASURE TREASURE...
Mario picks up the Green Shell while Wario runs in circles. The red plumber breaks it open and a Bunny pops out.
Star Bunny 2: Eek!
Mario uses the gap to his advantage again and tags the second Star Bunny.
Star Bunnies: RUN, BRO!!!
The timer continues down to 30 seconds. Wario's seizure has ended, and Mario is still looking for the last Bunny.
Wario: Give it up. We're not gonna find it in 27 seconds.
Mario: Might as well become Fire Mario for the joy of destroying random things.
Mario grabs the Fire Flower and destroys a snowman. A Star Bunny pops out.
Mario: Huh?! STAR BUNNY!
Wario: Who cares?
Mario: Oh, I mean... STAR BUNNY FULL OF VALUABLE TREASURE!
Wario: WHAT? MINE MINE MINE MINE...
Wario rampages across the planet to catch the Star Bunny. Mario celebrates the victory. Later, the two capped mustachios meet up with the Star Bunny brothers.
Star Bunny 1: That was impressive. Here, you deserve a prize!
Star Bunny 3 hands them a Power Star, which Wario nabs.
Wario: It really did have treasure!
Mario and Wario hold on to the Power Star, which takes them back to the Observatory.
Mario: Great work, Wario! Now let's get ready to do some work in the Garde-
Wario is already asleep in the Garage.
Mario: *sigh*