Mario and Wario
go into the Kitchen.
Wario: You call
that an introduction?!
Yes. I do. Anyway,
they go to the Beach Bowl Galaxy.
Penguin: Hey!
Welcome to Beach Bowl! This is pretty much penguin paradise.
Wario: Sweet!
Is it human paradise too?
Penguin: Not
really.
Wario: Awww...
Mario: Wario!
We're not here for the beach! We're here to get a Star.
Wario: Oh, yeah.
They go up to
the Coach, who starts talking to them for no apparent reason.
Coach: My students
are distracted by the Sparklies!
Mario: ... Do
we know you?
Coach: Yeah,
I taught you how to Ray surf. But that's not important now. Get those Sparklies!
Wario: Okay!
Mario: Okey dokey!
They dive in
the water. They see penguins staring at Star Chips.
Wario: Hey! Those
are our Star Chips.
Penguin (seemingly
hypnotized): Spaaaarkliiiieees.
Mario grabs the
Star Chip.
Penguin: Huh?
Where am I?
They swim over
to the giant Gringill. There is a Star Chip in front of him.
Mario: *gulp*
Wario: I got
it!
He grabs it.
The Gringill gobbles down Wario. Fortunately the last thing Mario sees
is Wario's hand gripping the Star Chip. He takes it just before the Gringill
laps up the rest of Wario's arm.
Mario: That's
gruesome.
Mario gets the
remaining 3 Star Chips and takes the Launch Star. He then gets the notes
and the 1-Up, and wall jumps up the wooden disappearing wall. Right when
he's about to spin the crystal the Star is encased in, when Wario comes
flying through the air, coated in saliva, and crushes the crystal himself.
Wario: Uuuuhhhh...
Mario: Wario!
What happened?
Wario: Let's
just say, Gringills have really weak stomachs. I spun the walls of his
stomach until he barfed me up.
Mario and Wario
grab the Star and do the Star Dance.
Then...
Polari: A hungry
Luma appeared! Get to Drip Drop Galaxy! They're infested with Gringills!
Wario: Gringills?
Oh no...