Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

Trial Galaxies

Rolling Gizmo Galaxy - Gizmos, Gears, and Gadgets

By Geno

Mario and Wario are at the final Trial Galaxy.

Wario: Don’t forget that I won the manta race, so you have to do all the work. And the goal is over there, isn’t it?

Mario: No, that’s a Luma strolling down lollipop lane. OF COURSE IT’S THE GOAL, YOU LUNKHEAD!

Wario: Shhh. You need to be quiet.

Mario: Oh yeah! Otherwise we’ll never find the kamikaze watermelon.

Insert Fooby’s theme here

Fooby: Wee!

(Splat)

Wario: Well, you’d better get started.

Mario: On it!

Mario hops on the ball and rolls down the funnel thing, onto some rails, and to the next section. The ball then pops.

Me (Geno, aka author): What the? It popped? Aww man. Assistant! Bring out the auto-star in a ball maker.

Assistant: Yes, sir.

Squeak, squeak, squeak, beep! Poof!

Geno: All right, let’s try that agai-

Pop!

Geno: Aww man. Wait, no no no! Don’t put the machine away! Bring it back here!

Beep, boom!

Geno: What happened?

Assistant: Blew up.

Geno: Awww, crud. Bring out the emergency auto-star in a ball maker!

Squeak, squeak, squeak, beep! Poof!

Geno: Now, ball. Are you going to pop?

The ball shakes no.

Geno: Ok, good. Mario, back on the ball!

Mario then makes it past the next 2 sections with ease, but then when Bob-ombs are supposed to appear, Blah Guys appear!

Blah Guy: Blah!

When they say blah, they explode

Mario: Eep! Better leave now!

Wario: Ah, man this is rich!

Then, Mr. Big Shoe steps on Wario about 5 times, then Mr. Weight smashes Mr. Big Shoe and Wario.

Wario: Owwweeeee!

Mario then hits a random H-bomb, thus blowing him towards the end of the course. He finally makes it to the hole. It pops and Mario gets the Star.

Mario: Why are all of these demented cartoon movie jokes here? There must be one I’m forgetting.

Then, the pieces of the ball reform to create Zeeky H. Bomb

Zeeky: Zeeky Boogy Doog!

The resulting nuclear explosion blows the –arios all the way back to the Observatory.
 

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