Mario and Wario are at the final Trial Galaxy.
Wario: Don’t forget that I won the manta race, so you have to do all the work. And the goal is over there, isn’t it?
Mario: No, that’s a Luma strolling down lollipop lane. OF COURSE IT’S THE GOAL, YOU LUNKHEAD!
Wario: Shhh. You need to be quiet.
Mario: Oh yeah! Otherwise we’ll never find the kamikaze watermelon.
Insert Fooby’s theme here
Fooby: Wee!
(Splat)
Wario: Well, you’d better get started.
Mario: On it!
Mario hops on the ball and rolls down the funnel thing, onto some rails, and to the next section. The ball then pops.
Me (Geno, aka author): What the? It popped? Aww man. Assistant! Bring out the auto-star in a ball maker.
Assistant: Yes, sir.
Squeak, squeak, squeak, beep! Poof!
Geno: All right, let’s try that agai-
Pop!
Geno: Aww man. Wait, no no no! Don’t put the machine away! Bring it back here!
Beep, boom!
Geno: What happened?
Assistant: Blew up.
Geno: Awww, crud. Bring out the emergency auto-star in a ball maker!
Squeak, squeak, squeak, beep! Poof!
Geno: Now, ball. Are you going to pop?
The ball shakes no.
Geno: Ok, good. Mario, back on the ball!
Mario then makes it past the next 2 sections with ease, but then when Bob-ombs are supposed to appear, Blah Guys appear!
Blah Guy: Blah!
When they say blah, they explode
Mario: Eep! Better leave now!
Wario: Ah, man this is rich!
Then, Mr. Big Shoe steps on Wario about 5 times, then Mr. Weight smashes Mr. Big Shoe and Wario.
Wario: Owwweeeee!
Mario then hits a random H-bomb, thus blowing him towards the end of the course. He finally makes it to the hole. It pops and Mario gets the Star.
Mario: Why are all of these demented cartoon movie jokes here? There must be one I’m forgetting.
Then, the pieces of the ball reform to create Zeeky H. Bomb
Zeeky: Zeeky Boogy Doog!
The resulting
nuclear explosion blows the –arios all the way back to the Observatory.