Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

The Fountain

Battlerock Galaxy

Star 4: Topmaniac’s Daredevil Run

By Your Twin the Fourth

The –Arios are in the Battlerock Galaxy.

Wario: What are we doing here?

Mario: For the millionth time, there are still Stars here!

Suddenly, a comet streaks by.

Wario: Hey… I feel weird.

Mario: Me too.

Suddenly, a random Topman knocks them out.

-Arios: D’oh!

At the Observatory…

Rosalina: Hmm… You got affected by a Daredevil Comet!

Wario: What’s that?

White Lumas: It drains you to 1 health. POWER!

They Star Spin the –Arios back to the Battlerock Galaxy.

Mario: Look! Topmaniac!

Wario: We won’t get hit this time!

Topmaniac: Bwahahaha! Attack, Topmen!

The –Arios dodge the Topmen and jump on Topmaniac, just like last time.

Topmaniac: Ow!

Wario Star Spins him into the electric barrier. He lets out a lot of Star Bits.

Luma Shop: Give me Star Bits and I’ll give you a Life Mushroom!

The –Arios do that. The Daredevil Comet is unaffected, however.

Mario: Hey-a!

Luma Shop: Suckers!

LS flies away.

Topmaniax: DIE!

-Arios: Topmaniax?

Topmaniax: You beat up Topmaniac so bad, I had to replace him.

Topmen: DIE!

Wario picks up a Topman and throws it at Topmaniax, who topples over and sticks in the arena.

Topmaniax: OH NOES!

Mario and Wario then ground pound and Star Spin the arena, respectively. The moves cause Topmaniax to get shocked by the barrier, and by pure randomness, Mario lobs a Topmen at the barrier, juicing it up.

Topmaniax: MOMMY!

He explodes, leaving the Power Star behind.

Wario: Yeah!

The –Arios pick it up and leave.
 

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