The –Arios are in the Battlerock Galaxy.
Wario: What are we doing here?
Mario: For the millionth time, there are still Stars here!
Suddenly, a comet streaks by.
Wario: Hey… I feel weird.
Mario: Me too.
Suddenly, a random Topman knocks them out.
-Arios: D’oh!
At the Observatory…
Rosalina: Hmm… You got affected by a Daredevil Comet!
Wario: What’s that?
White Lumas: It drains you to 1 health. POWER!
They Star Spin the –Arios back to the Battlerock Galaxy.
Mario: Look! Topmaniac!
Wario: We won’t get hit this time!
Topmaniac: Bwahahaha! Attack, Topmen!
The –Arios dodge the Topmen and jump on Topmaniac, just like last time.
Topmaniac: Ow!
Wario Star Spins him into the electric barrier. He lets out a lot of Star Bits.
Luma Shop: Give me Star Bits and I’ll give you a Life Mushroom!
The –Arios do that. The Daredevil Comet is unaffected, however.
Mario: Hey-a!
Luma Shop: Suckers!
LS flies away.
Topmaniax: DIE!
-Arios: Topmaniax?
Topmaniax: You beat up Topmaniac so bad, I had to replace him.
Topmen: DIE!
Wario picks up a Topman and throws it at Topmaniax, who topples over and sticks in the arena.
Topmaniax: OH NOES!
Mario and Wario then ground pound and Star Spin the arena, respectively. The moves cause Topmaniax to get shocked by the barrier, and by pure randomness, Mario lobs a Topmen at the barrier, juicing it up.
Topmaniax: MOMMY!
He explodes, leaving the Power Star behind.
Wario: Yeah!
The –Arios pick it up and leave.