Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

The Bedroom

Freezeflame Galaxy

Star 4: Frosty Cosmic Mario Race

By Ultimate Yoshi

Mario and Wario are eating lunch.

Polari: Mario, Wario, come here!

Mario: Ok.

Mario and Wario go to him.

Polari: I found that Cosmic Comet again.

Mario: Oh great! Not him again.

Polari: But it should be easy if you do it together, right?

Wario: Yeah There's one of him, and two of us!

Mario: True, let’s-a go!

Polari: Yes, hurry! Now it's in the Freeze-

Wario: I'm not going!

Mario: What?

Wario: I don't want to get burned again!

Mario: Fine, stay here,. Oh Dino Piranha!

DP comes over.

Mario: DP ,Wario is going to stay here, so you can jump on him all day!

Wario: NO! Wait, I'll come!

DP whines.

Mario: Don't worry, DP, we'll be back soon.

Mario and Wario head for the Freeze Flame Galaxy.

Wario: Was that a short intro or what?

Mario: We don't have time to wait, we need to get the Star before Cosmic Mario gets it!

Wario: Right!

They get to the galaxy and look around to see only ice platforms.

Wario: Whew, no fire.

Mario looks around and sees a Star at the very last platform away from them.

Mario: Isn't that where the other one was?

They take one step towards the next platform, when-

?????: Ha ha ha!

Cosmic Mario comes down to the platform.

Cosmic Mario: I'm back! And this time, I'm going to win!

Mario: You think you can win this time?

Wario: It's two against one, we will obviously win!

Cosmic Mario: Ha! But this time I brought a friend!

Cosmic Wario comes down from the Cosmic Comet.

Cosmic Wario: Ha ha ha! Now you two have to beat both of us!

Mario: Woah! Another one?!

Wario: Just great!

Cosmic Mario: Yep, now we’re even!

Mario: Wait, who are you?

Cosmic Wario: Who do you think, idiot?!

Wario: You’re me!

Mario: Wait, if he's your partner like Wario is mine, why didn't you race with Cosmic Mario the first time?

Cosmic Mario: I thought I could deal with you two alone, so I told him to wait at the Cosmic Observatory. Boy was I wrong! You two are better then I thought, so I brought him this time.

Cosmic Wario: Yeah, and I wouldn't have come anyway, but now that HE always jumps on me, I have to come.

Mario: Who's he?

Cosmic Wario: That's not important, but what is important is-

Cosmic Mario and Cosmic Wario dart for the Star by skating on the platforms!

Mario: HEY! Cheaters! No head starts!

Wario: Forget that, let’s go!

Mario and Wario start chasing the Cosmic -arios across the platforms.

Mario: We'll never catch them now!

They come to a dead end.

Mario: Where did they go?

Wario sees more platforms above them.

Wario: Up there!

They jump up to the other platforms and keep chasing.

Mario: How do we win? They're almost to the Star!

Wario: I know how!

Mario: HOW?!

Wario: *whisper, whisper*

Mario: Good idea!

Mario and Wario start doing long jumps, and since they're skating at high speeds, they jump very long distances!

Mario: We just might win now!

Mario and Wario soon catch up to the Cosmic -arios.

Cosmic Mario: HEY! How did you catch up?

Wario: Like this!

Wario skates on one leg and sticks out the other, trippimg Cosmic Wario!

Cosmic Wario: NOOOOO!!!

Cosmic Wario falls off the platforms and into a black hole!

Cosmic Mario: Cosmic Wario, go back to the Cosmic Observatory!

Cosmic Mario looks ahead to see nothing but thin air.

Cosmic Mario: Wait, how did I…

Cosmic Mario looks down to see he is falling into a black hole!

Cosmic Mario: AGGGHHH!!! YOU TWO WAIT, WE'LL BE BACK!!!

Mario: Ha ha! We did it, Wario!

Wario: Too easy!

The -arios keep skating on the platforms until they reach the Star.

Mario: Whew! For a second there, I thought we might lose.

Wario: Me too, let’s just get out of here!

They head back to the Observatory.
 

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