Mario and Wario
are standing in the Garage, eating a chicken.
Mario: Mmmm…
Good…
Wario: Mmmm…
Toasty! Quiznos!
Ckday walks up,
along with another human who looks similar to Ckday, only with slightly
lighter hair, a bit fatter than Ckday, and carrying a drumstick.
Ckday: Meet my
old friend, Dkday.
Dkday: Hi.
Mario: Are you
two brothers?
Dkday: No.
Wario: Well,
your names sure are coincidences.
Dkday: Hey, is
that chicken?
Mario: Yes.
Dkday: Can I
have that drumstick (or chicken leg)?
Mario: Sure.
Dkday: Thanks!
Dkday picks up
the drumstick with his free hand.
Yoshi Planet:
Look at this!
The Yoshi Planet
starts juggling with his tongue. Everyone watches him.
Mario: Wow, impressive!
Wario: Pretty
cool, eh Dkda…y… What?
Dkday is no longer
holding the drumstick Mario gave him.
Wario: You ate
it that fast?!
Dkday: (while
taking a bite of his drumstick) No.
Ckday: Anyway,
Dkday will follow you for this Star. Enough filler now, so go!
Suddenly the
trio are at the start of the Honeyclimb Galaxy.
Wario: Woah.
The trio start
climbing after donning bee suits. Mario and Wario look the same, but Dkday
is a cross between a bee, a B, a D, and a drumstick. Mario and Wario are
laughing about it. Wow, I’m not very descriptive.
Mario: Yep. Anyway,
this is a cinch! We’ll finish this fast!
After some boring
climbing, the trio reach a Launch Star and blast off. On the next climb,
they see meteors smashing into the wall.
Dkday: Uh oh…
Mario leads the
climb, followed by Dkday and then Wario.
Mario: Up here…
Over there… WARIO! WATCH OUT!
Wario dodges
by a hair. Literally. He lost a hair from the meteor. After more climbing
like this, they reach another Launch Star and, well, launch. On the final
wall, there are Mandibugs.
Dkday: OH NO!
I’m afraid of bugs!
While Dkday is
cowering on the platform, the cousins start to climb.
Wario: Watch
me pound this Mandibug!
Mario: WARIO!
NO!
Wario ground
pounds… and falls, right past Dkday, who is eating the last bite of his
drumstick.
Mario: Well,
it’s up to me.
Mario nimbly
dodges Mandibugs until he reaches the Star.
Mario: Finally!
The Star drops
a Hot Drumstick (from Bowser’s Inside Story) on Mario, who, while holding
the drumstick, falls.
Dkday (who saw
the star drop the drumstick, and is holding a new drumstick): DRUMSTICK
STAR!
Dkday blazes
up the wall at light speed and grabs the Star.
Dkday: Whoo!
I have it now! That’s one of my two catchphrases.
Back at the Observatory…
Mario: …
Wario: …-er.