Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

The Bedroom

Honeyclimb Galaxy

Star 1: Scaling the Sticky Wall

By Ckday

Mario and Wario are standing in the Garage, eating a chicken.
 
Mario: Mmmm… Good…
 
Wario: Mmmm… Toasty! Quiznos!
 
Ckday walks up, along with another human who looks similar to Ckday, only with slightly lighter hair, a bit fatter than Ckday, and carrying a drumstick.
 
Ckday: Meet my old friend, Dkday.
 
Dkday: Hi.
 
Mario: Are you two brothers?
 
Dkday: No.
 
Wario: Well, your names sure are coincidences.
 
Dkday: Hey, is that chicken?
 
Mario: Yes.
 
Dkday: Can I have that drumstick (or chicken leg)?
 
Mario: Sure.
 
Dkday: Thanks!
 
Dkday picks up the drumstick with his free hand.
 
Yoshi Planet: Look at this!
 
The Yoshi Planet starts juggling with his tongue. Everyone watches him.
 
Mario: Wow, impressive!
 
Wario: Pretty cool, eh Dkda…y… What?
 
Dkday is no longer holding the drumstick Mario gave him.
 
Wario: You ate it that fast?!
 
Dkday: (while taking a bite of his drumstick) No.
 
Ckday: Anyway, Dkday will follow you for this Star. Enough filler now, so go!
 
Suddenly the trio are at the start of the Honeyclimb Galaxy.
 
Wario: Woah.
 
The trio start climbing after donning bee suits. Mario and Wario look the same, but Dkday is a cross between a bee, a B, a D, and a drumstick. Mario and Wario are laughing about it. Wow, I’m not very descriptive.
 
Mario: Yep. Anyway, this is a cinch! We’ll finish this fast!
 
After some boring climbing, the trio reach a Launch Star and blast off. On the next climb, they see meteors smashing into the wall.
 
Dkday: Uh oh…
 
Mario leads the climb, followed by Dkday and then Wario.
 
Mario: Up here… Over there… WARIO! WATCH OUT!
 
Wario dodges by a hair. Literally. He lost a hair from the meteor. After more climbing like this, they reach another Launch Star and, well, launch. On the final wall, there are Mandibugs.
 
Dkday: OH NO! I’m afraid of bugs!
 
While Dkday is cowering on the platform, the cousins start to climb.
 
Wario: Watch me pound this Mandibug!
 
Mario: WARIO! NO!
 
Wario ground pounds… and falls, right past Dkday, who is eating the last bite of his drumstick.
 
Mario: Well, it’s up to me.
 
Mario nimbly dodges Mandibugs until he reaches the Star.
 
Mario: Finally!
 
The Star drops a Hot Drumstick (from Bowser’s Inside Story) on Mario, who, while holding the drumstick, falls.
 
Dkday (who saw the star drop the drumstick, and is holding a new drumstick): DRUMSTICK STAR!
 
Dkday blazes up the wall at light speed and grabs the Star.
 
Dkday: Whoo! I have it now! That’s one of my two catchphrases.
 
Back at the Observatory…
 
Mario: …
 
Wario: …-er.
 

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