Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

The Engine Room

Boss 5: Bowser Jr.'s Lava Reactor

King Kaliente’s Spicy Return

By Juanentio

Mario and Wario go to the Engine Room.

Polari: We detected an enemy base!

Mario and Wario go to Bowser Jr.'s Lava Reactor. Mario gets a Bullet Bill's attention and frees the Launch Star. Mario and Wario land on a little path with those octopus things at the other side. Wario makes it through but Mario stops for the Mushroom. Wario meanwhile jumps on one of the octopus things, killing it, then bounces to the other one, killing it too. He then bounces onto Mario as he gets to that side.

-Arios: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

They use the Launch Star and land on the other side of the planet. Bowser Jr. awaits them.

Bowser Jr: If I give up any more Grand Stars my dad is gonna be MMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAADDDDD! So this calls for the ultimate weapon! Hit it, King Kaliente!

RPG Battle! Mario & Wario VS. King Kaliente!

What will Mario use?
Jump-Hammer-Item-Flee
Mario used Hammer!
Mario-30/30 Wario-30/30 King Kaliente-97/100!

What will Wario use?
Jump-Ultra Fart-Item-Flee
Wario used Ultra Fart! But trips in the lava!
Mario-30/30 Wario-0/30 x_x dead! King Kaliente-97/100!

King Kaliente is laughing!

Mario, what will you use?
Special-Hammer-Item-Flee
Mario used Special! It's a bouquet full of water! It’s the King's weakness!
Mario-30/30 King Kaliente-0/100!

Winner... MMMMMMMMAAAARRIIO!!!

The audience goes wild! GO MARIO!

King Kaliente: NO No no...

He blows up forever! Grand Star free!

Grand Star: You got a Grand Star, yay!

Well folks, it looks like that was another thrilling episode of Super Mario and Wario Galaxy!
 

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