The 'arios have just arrived on Battlerock hoping to get the secret Star.
Wario: Let's-a go!
Mario: Okeydokey! Hey! That's-a backwards!
Wario just shrugs. The two then access the Launch Star and fly to the next planet.
Hungry Luma: I'm so hungry... Could you kind sirs possibly spare 30 Star Bits?
Mario: Sure!
Hungry Luma: Oh, thank you! So full! I think I may... TRAAAAANSFORM!!!
The Luma then transforms into a planet.
Wario: I seriously don't see why anyone would want to transform into a planet...
The 'arios then take the Launch Star to the planet, where they see a robot and a pile of garbage.
Robot: People think they can just dump their garbage anywhere! It's outrageous! Could you two help me clean this up?
Mario: Sure! What do we do?
Robot: Just throw those Bob-ombs at the dirt!
Wario: We can't just sweep it up?
Robot: NO YOU CAN'T!!!
Wario: Ok, ok...
And so the 'arios get to work. Unbeknownst to them, however the robot is counting. Eventually...
Robot: Stop!
Mario: Why-a?
Robot: You’ve got to do it faster!
The robot then presses a button and the garbage reappears. Mario's mouth falls agape.
Mario: WE WENT TO ALL THAT TROUBLE AND WE HAVE DO IT OVER AGAIN?!
Robot: Sorry, but if you can't do it fast enough…
Mario: FINE!
And so, the 'arios set to work again. After many, many failed attempts, the robot counts down to zero just as the last bit of garbage blows up.
Mario: THERE-A! We did it!
Robot: Nope, you gotta--
Mario: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Robot: Do... it... fast-AUUUUUUGGGH!!!
Mario proceeds to beat the snot out of the robot.
Mario: YOU *bleep* LITTLE *bleep* RIOTING *bleep* FLAILING *bleep* HOLY *bleep* ON A *bleep* SANDWICH *bleep*!
As Mario beats up the robot, the Star pops out. Wario grabs it.
Mario: On to the next Star!