Mario and Wario are doing nothing when Mailtoad shows up.
Mailtoad: Here’s a letter from Luigi and Waluigi!
Dear Worthless Brother and Somewhat Useful Cousin,
We have a Star, but that idiot Waluigi got so scared of a beetle that he climbed a tree and won’t come down unless someone makes him. I WOULD take him down myself, but for some reason I can’t do anything except stand here and listen to him. PLEASE HELP US!!!
Sincerely,
Luigi
Wario: Luigi’s the only one who has the teensiest bit of sense here, so I guess that I’ll do it.
Mario: Welcome, new cheese!
Wario: … Why does this happen to me?
The duo go to the Honeyhive Galaxy.
Wario: Hmm, where could they be?
Wario searches every inch of the galaxy that Luigi and Waluigi aren’t at, using Mario as a battering ram to destroy every enemy except for the beetle mentioned in the letter.
Wario: WHERE ARE THEY?!
Wario transforms into Wariozilla and destroys EVERYTHING in the galaxy except for Mario, Luigi, Waluigi, the beetle, himself, and the Luigis’ immediate area.
Everyone (even Wariozilla): 0_0
… Mario destroys the beetle.
Waluigi: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! You saved me from the evil Beetle Monster! As a reward, take this!
Waluigi gives Mario 9,999 Star Bits, which Mario eats in 0.000001 milliseconds.
Wario and Luigi: 0_0
Luigi: … Let’s just leave.
Wario: … Agreed.
Wario does the “Assisted by Luigi” version of the Star Dance, with Waluigi diving in from the right at the last second and Mario reaching in from the front. While they leave, the galaxy repairs itself.
Wario and Luigi:
ONTO THE NEXT STAR!