Super Mario and Wario Galaxy

Started by Waluigi's Twin

The Bedroom

Gusty Garden Galaxy

Star 4: Major Burrow’s Daredevil Run

By Iggy Koopa

Mario and Wario are sitting in the Observatory.
 
Mario: I’m bored.
 
Wario: Me too.
 
Rosalina walks up.
 
Rosalina: You need to get to Gusty Garden Galaxy.
 
Wario: Why? We’ve done everything there. We caught the bunnies, beat Major Burrows…
 
Mario: …did the gravity scramble, met the Golden Chomp. We even got the Purple Coins.
 
Arios: What’s left?
 
Rosalina: A comet appeared.
 
Mario and Wario look at each other, then race to the Bedroom and get to Gusty Garden Galaxy.
 
Wario: Daredevil Comet… just great.
 
They land on MB’s planet.
 
Mario: You again?
 
Major Burrows: Yup! And I can talk normally because Iggy Koopa didn’t want it to sound like I was swearing!
 
MB begins chasing Mario and Wario.
 
Arios: AHH!
 
Wario: Mario! The pound!
 
Mario: Huh? What pound?
 
Wario sighs and ground pounds.
 
Mario: … Oh. That pound.
 
Mario star-spins into MB.
 
MB: YOWCH!
 
MB chases Mario while Wario watches from the tree he was hiding on.
 
Mario: WARIO!!!
 
Wario: What?
 
Mario: HEEELP!
 
Mario trips on a root and gets hit by MB.
 
Wario: Uh… Oops.
 
Wario ground pounds off the tree, which stuns MB, and then star-spins into the giant mole. Boo Mario then floats up.
 
Wario: Where did you find the Boo Shroom?
 
Boo Mario: I DIDN’T! I’M DEAD, THANKS TO YOU!!!
 
Wario: … Uh…
 
Wario flees from Boo Mario and attacks MB again.
 
Bunny: Is he dead?
 
Wario: … Maybe.
 
Bunny: AAAAH!
 
The Bunny runs away.
 
BM (Boo Mario): HE HAD THE STAR, DUMMY!
 
Wario: What, you expect me to think of everything?
 
Whittle: Star. Top of tree.
 
Wario: … Where’d you come from?
 
Whittle: Not matter. Get Star.
 
Wario looks up and sees the Star on top of the tallest tree in the galaxy.
 
Wario: O_O
 
BM: Allow me.
 
BM flies to the tree and collects the Star.
 
BM: Woohoo!
 
Wario: Star get!
 
BM and Wario are returned to the Observatory.
 
BM: Um… I’m still a Boo.
 
Rosalina: You need to get a 1-Up…
 
BM: Oh. Got it!
 
BM tries to get one but then sees…
 
BM: THERE ARE NONE LEFT!
 
BM begins chasing Wario for killing him.
 
Wario: GET AWAY! I’LL COLLECT 100 COINS AND GET YOU A LIFE!
 
BM: Actually it’s 50.
 
Wario: Fine.
 
Wario begins flying from galaxy to galaxy to get coins.
 

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