EPISODE 3: Destination:
Glitzville
Title: Can you
see Neptune?
Phil: Previously, on the Amazing Race MK:
Teams departed from Shiver City to find a Koopish challenge, and found times that would lead them on a mystery boat tour to an unknown destination. Teams arrived at Rogueport and started piling boxes. Most of them did ok, but Goombella flustered!
Goombella: It’s too hard!
Phil: Since she had no arms, she had to take a time penalty. They never recovered and were eliminated. Now only 9 Teams remain. Who will be eliminated... next?
The theme song plays with a new red X on Goombella and Prof. Frankly
Phil: This is Rogueport, a Bandit’s town at the edge of the Mushroom Sea. Tourists stay away, but those who move in search for this place, Rogueport Station. The train here will take you to wonderful Poshley Heights, and the blimp will take you to Glitzville. This was the second pitstop in a race around the MK. Teams arrived here for a 12-hour mandatory rest period. Yoshi and Pink Yoshi, who were the first to arrive at 5:15 P.M, will depart at 5:15 A.M.
Yoshi: Ok! Let’s go!
*Riiiiiiiiiip*
Yoshi: Take the blimp ticket you got from Don Pianta, and give it to the Steward. He will give you a departure time starting at 3:00 and others following 10 minutes apart. If you have lost your ticket, you must go back to Don Pianta to get another one.
Pink: That’s easy since we’re already here!
Yoshi: Here you go, sir!
Steward: Your departure time is 3:00.
Pink: Wow, 10 hours in this place…
Yoshi: Don’t worry, We’ll just hang out in the ‘beautiful’ slice of town.
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes (5:17)
Luigi: (after
reading) Here, sir!
Stewart: You’re leaving at 3:10
Mario: Let’s hang out with the Yoshis
Yoshi/Pink
Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Hey guys!
Mario: You two are gonna love the blimp! And you’re going to absolutely LOVE Glitzville!
Yoshi: I hear there’s a fighter’s ring in the middle
Pink: I hear there’s an ice cream stand, a hot dog stand, a souvenir stand, a juice bar, and more!
Peach/Daisy
-- Sister Princesses (5:21)
Daisy: (after
reading) Sir!
Steward: Your departure time is 3:20!
Peach: Yoo-hoo! Mario!
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes
Mario: You’re
after us, eh?
Daisy: How is Glitzville, Mario? Is it amazing?!
Mario: You bet!
Wario/Waluigi
-- Brothers (5:24)
Wario: (after
reading) Hey Steward! Give us-a the departure thingie!
Steward: I’m sorry, I’ll have to see your ticket first.
Waluigi: Would this be a ticket for… Cheep Cheep Blimps?!
Steward: Yes, that’s correct!
Waluigi: WARIOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wario: We’ll have to go to Don Pianta then… Oh boy!
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Hey! Wario!
Come sit by the fountain…
The Warios just keep running.
Luigi: What…?
Mario: I guess they forgot their tickets!
Luigi: Hahahaha!!!
Wario/Waluigi
-- Brothers
Wario: Hey Don!
We need new tickets!
Don: Then ya better take dis!
He hands them a red envelope.
Wario: An… Optional Roadblock?
Phil: An Optional Roadblock is a Roadblock that must only be completed under certain conditions. In this Roadblock, one Team Member will have to go into the casino and play the paper power mini-games until they have won each one at least once. They will then receive their tickets for the blimp.
Waluigi: I’d better do it.
Waluigi runs into the casino and begins the Paper Airplane contest
King
Boo/Boo -- Ghosts (5:29)
Boo: (after reading)
Here’s the ticket!
Steward: Your time is 3:30! Congratulations on moving into fourth place!
King Boo: Wario & Waluigi, most likely!
Boo: Yeah! Heh…
---Waluigi
-- Wario's Partner---
Waluigi: That
flying was fun! Now I’ll try the Tube Game…
***Wario: I can’t believe I lost the clue! This has to be the first time Wario makes a fool of himself, and it’s gonna be the last!
Waluigi: Wahoo!!!
DK/Diddy
-- Best Friends (5:31)
Diddy: (after
reading) Well, we’re here, so that’s easy!
DK: What’s our time?
Steward: Your departure time is 3:40
DK: Hey guys!
Mario: Hey! Come sit by the fountain!
Diddy: Where’s Wario?
---Waluigi
-- Wario's Partner---
Waluigi: That
was slightly harder, especially those jumps. Next up? Ah, Boat Game!
***Waluigi: I was doing ok on the challenges, but it just wasn’t good enough!
***Mario: No one had to worry about the Warios, they majorly messed up!
***Pink: I just can’t wait to get on the blimp! Too bad the Warios gotta wait!
***King Boo: Heh heh heh! Stupid Wario! His brain needs more oxygen!
Bowser/Bowser
Jr. -- Father + Son (5:33)
Jr: (after reading)
Here’s the ticket, now give us the time thingie!
Steward: Uh... Yes! Right away! Your departure time is 3:50!
Bowser: What?! Sittin’ around this place is BORING!!!
---Waluigi
-- Wario's Partner---
Waluigi: Just
one game left, the Paper race! *goes down pipe*You losers are gonna live
up to your name, and LOSE!
Waluigi runs way ahead of the pack, but the fan turns on, and Waluigi gets blown so close to the edge that 3 people pass him up…
Geno/Mallow
-- Famous Video Game Partners (5:35)
Mallow: (after
reading) Ok! Here you go! One mint condition blimp ticket.
***Mallow: … What?
Steward: Your departure time is 4:00
Geno: We have to wait eleven hours, what shall we do then?
Mallow: You got me!
---Waluigi
-- Wario's Partner---
Waluigi is in
second place and is closing in on the opposing Toad.
Orange Toad: I can do it! I can do it!
Waluigi: Not so fast!
Orange Toad: Nooo!
Waluigi: I win! I win!
He hops back up the pipe.
Peeka: Welcome back, here’s your blimp ticket!
Waluigi runs outside.
Waluigi: Come on, Wario! I got it!
Wario and Waluigi run up to the blimp station.
Steward: Welcome back, your departure time is 4:10.
Wario: Is that the worst time?
Steward: No, there’s also the 4:20
Waluigi: …
Toad/Toadette
-- Married (5:40)
Toad reads the
clue.
Steward: Your departure time is 4:20.
Toad: Well, here we are, in last place!
…
The sun flies overhead, as our teams hang out, waiting for the departure of Cheep Cheep Blimps.
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes
Mario takes out
a shiny green object and pins it on him.
Mario: Hey Luigi! I’m Luigi!
Luigi turns to look at Mario wearing a green shirt and hat.
Luigi: Come on, Mario! Quit playing with the L Emblem!
Mario: Eh, whatever. I’m going over to the inn. I hear they have this new game where you dance on a mat with four arrows. You have to step on the arrows with the right timing.
Luigi: Yeah, sure! Just don’t get your hopes up. You’d never be good at dancing, unless you went to live near Truffle Towers or something… Hey, that’s not a bad idea!
…
***Yoshi: I’m
so psyched to be in the lead! We’ll be the first racers to set foot in
Glitzville!
***Pink: I hope we get more downtime in Glitzville, I’d like to watch that fighting ring!
***Mario: Killin’ time was a breeze. I think I’m going to build a vacation house near Truffle Towers, practice the art of yoga… I mean, er, dancing!
***Luigi: Mario’d better show me how to navigate Glitzville! It sounds like a gigantic city!
***Boo: I hear Boolossus may be joining the Glitz Pit ranks. Now THERE’S a fighting champion!
***Waluigi: I hate Wario so much right now!!! It was his idea to disregard those tickets!
***Wario: (quietly) If I steal the W Emblem and L Emblem, I could sell the W’s for big bucks, then combine a W and an L to create a ? Emblem to get even bigger bucks… Uh… Who are you? Oh, Mr. Cameraman… I didn’t see you… Heh heh heh…
***Toad: We need to adjust our strategy here; we’re dwindling at the bottom of the pack…
3:00 P.M.
Yoshi/Pink
Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Let’s
get going!
Steward: Welcome aboard Cheep Cheep Blimps!
Pink: Here we go!
The blimp sets off.
Both: Woooow! What a great view!
Yoshi: There’s Peach’s castle!
Pink: And there’s Yoshi Isle!
Yoshi: Yoshi Falls!
Pink: Wario’s Amusement Park!
Both: Yoshi Theater!!!
When the blimp touches down, Steward hands them their clue.
Yoshi: Oh, boy! We’re in Glitzville, baby!
Pink: It’s incredible!
*Riiiiiiip*
Pink: Ooh! Detour!
Phil (in the middle of the Glitz Pit, a crowd cheers behind him): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this detour, Racers must choose between two events common to Glitzville: Heat of the Fight, or Heat of the Dog. In Heat of the Fight, one Racer must fight a randomly picked opponent from the Glitz Pit roster. The other team member, however, must first find an empty seat in the crowd to watch from. Once the enemy is defeated, they will receive their next clue. In Heat of the Dog, teams must sell 15 Hot Dogs to the crowd of the Glitz Pit. Once that’s done, they will receive their clue.
Yoshi: This is too good to be true! Fighting in that same competition as Yoshi Jr.
Pink: Are you sure? It sounds dangerous!
Yoshi: Don’t worry! Just get in there and find a seat!
3:10 P.M.
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Wow! I
can see our house from up here!
Mario: It’s great, isn’t it?
Luigi: Ok Mario, do you know your way around the streets of Glitzville?
Mario: Streets?
Luigi: Yeah! Like, can you remember which intersection the Glitz Pit is at?
Mario: Luigi, I…
Luigi: I’m counting on your navigation skills, Mario!
Mario: LUIGI! I think you fail to understand. Glitzville…is…
Luigi: Large?
Mario: No! It’s a floating island with just one building and a plaza in front of it!
Luigi: …
The Marios receive their clue, and Mario chooses to fight.
Mario: Piece of cake! Nothin’ I haven’t done before. Oh! Hey Yoshi!
Yoshi/Pink
Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Yo! I’m
up first.
Yoshi scans the stadium seats.
Yoshi: Ah! There’s Pink! Right in the front row!
Jolene: Welcome, Yoshi! You will be fighting Hamma, Bamma, and Flare.
Yoshi: All right!
Jolene: Introducing, Yoshi! And his opponents, Hamma, Bamma, and Flare!
Hamma: Yaaah!
Bamma: Let’s go!
Flare spits a fireball, but Yoshi eats it. He then spits it back out at Bamma, who’s boomerang catches on fire. Then after a swift kick, Bamma is out.
3:20 P.M.
Peach/Daisy
-- Sister Princesses
Peach: Here we
come! Glitzville!
Daisy: Woow!
Peach: It’s amazing!
Steward: Here’s your clue!
*Riiiiiiiiiip*
Daisy: Let’s get some Hot Dogs, we couldn’t fight.
Peach: … Ok…
Yoshi/Pink
Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi has defeated
Flare
Hamma: Hiiiiiiiii-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
After being bonked on the head, Yoshi angrily gulps down Hamma’s hammer.
Hamma: Nooo! Grampa’s smasher! Give it back!
Yoshi: Ok!
Yoshi spits the hammer at Hamma’s head, and the game is won.
Jolene: YOSHI IS THE WINNER! Congrats, here’s your clue.
Pink: I’m so proud of you, Yoshi! What’s it say?
Yoshi: Go into the stadium seats to find a Clue taped to the back of it.
Pink: Oh boy…
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Here we
go! It’s the Great Gonzalez’s turn!
Jolene: Introducing: Mario Mario! Also known as “THE GREAT GONZALEZ”! And his opponent: The Great Gonzalez Jr.
Mario: What?!
Yoshi Jr: Hey! Long time no see!
3:30 PM
King
Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Here we
go!
King Boo: I see the Donut Plains Ghost House!
Boo: My brother lives there! Oh! Here we are.
King Boo: Wait, why didn’t we just fly to Glitzville?
Boo: D’oh! (reads the Clue) You can handle a simple fight your majesty!
King Boo: Why thank you!
---Mario
- Luigi's Partner---
Mario: Argh!
Yoshi Jr: I ain’t the same kid that travelled with you! I’ve grown!
Mario: True, but you never saw my trip to the Beanbean Kingdom! FIREBRAND!
Yoshi Jr: Ouch! That hurt! But it’s no big, got anything else?
Mario: Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand! Firebrand!
Yoshi Jr: Uh oh! *Bahleeted!*
Jolene: We have a winner!
Mario: Yahoo! I’m the winner! Hey, good game!
Yoshi Jr: Thanks! See ya some other time!
Mario: *reads Clue* LUIGI!
Luigi: (distant) YES?!
Mario: FIND A CLUE ON A SEAT!
Luigi: YOU MEAN LIKE THIS ONE?!
Mario: HUH?!
Luigi: I SAID, LIKE THIS ONE?!
Mario: WHAT?!
King
Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Jolene: Our next
fighter, the king among ghosts, KING BOO!
King Boo: All Your Base are Belong to Me!!!
Boo: Ugh…
Jolene: And his enemy, The GOOMBA BROS!
King Boo: You’ve gotta be kidding me!
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes
Mario: WHAT?!
Luigi: IS THIS THE CLUE YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT?!
Mario: Ugh! Forget this! WHERE ARE YOU?! WAVE!!!
Luigi waves.
Mario: There he is! OH! He’s got a Clue! THAT’S IT!!!
Luigi: WHAT?!
King
Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: Boo…
Goombas: AHHHHH! We forfeit!
Jolene: Um… King Boo is the winner! Here’s your clue.
King Boo: *reads Clue* Boo!
Boo: Right here, sir!
King Boo: We need to find an envelope on a chair.
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes
Mario: *huff…
huff…* Next… time… sit… closer!
*Riiiiiip*
Mario: Roadblock! For someone without Acrophobia.
Luigi: That’s a fear of heights! You do it!
Mario: Search behind the Glitz Pit for a ! Block containing a Feather. Using this, fly around the island of Glitzville and find your Clue taped to a balloon.
Phil: What teams don’t know about this Roadblock is that Glitzville releases hundreds of helium balloons every hour, so finding one with a clue, could be difficult.
Peach/Daisy
-- Sister Princesses
Daisy: Stupid…
Doogan… 20 COINS MEANS 20 COINS!!!
Peach: Calm down, we’re done now at least!
Hoggle: Here’s your next clue.
Peach: Thank you. *reads* Okay, we need to find a Clue on a seat.
3:40 PM
DK/Diddy
-- Best Friends
Diddy: Can you see our jungle?
DK: Yes!
Diddy: Can you see our neighborhood?
DK: Yes!
Diddy: Can you see our house?
DK: Yes!
Diddy: o_0 Can you see Neptune?
DK: Ye… Wait…
Diddy: I thought so. Here we are! *reads* Oh! A Detour! DK, you can pound their butts!
DK: Obviously!
Yoshi/Pink
Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Pink!
C’mere! I finally found one!
*Riiiiiip*
Yoshi: One without acrophobia?
Pink: Don’t know what it means, but you’re pretty brave!
Yoshi: Okay, I’ll do it.
Peach/Daisy
-- Sister Princesses
Peach: Oh! Daisy!
I found one!
*Riiiiiiip*
Peach: Acrophobia…
Daisy: …?
Peach: What’s acrophobia?
Goomba: Fear of heights!
Daisy: I think it means fear of heights!
Peach: … 9.9… I’ll do it…
DK/Diddy
-- Best Friends
Jolene: Now,
out next fight, the Brawny Brownie himself! Give it up for the famous DONKEY
KONG!
DK: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! AAA-OO-AA-OO-AA-OO-AAAAAA!
Jolene: And his opponent- Oh! The RAWK HIMSELF!
Rawk Hawk: Feel the RAAAAAAAAAWK!
King
Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: Ah!
Someone else is fighting! We’re losing ground! Haven’t you found the Clue
yet?
Boo: I’m… Teleporting… as… fast… as… I… can! Oh! There’s one-
Boo teleports.
King Boo: Got it.
Boo teleports.
Boo: Nothing happened, you saw nothing!
*Riiip*
King Boo: Acrophobia? There’s no such thing in Boos! I’ll take this one! I haven’t done one yet, I don’t think…
---Mario - Luigi's
Partner---
Mario: Oh! There
it is!
Mario hits the block and grabs the Feather. As wings sprout from his hat, he does three consecutive jumps and takes off into the skies!
Luigi: Yahoo! Fly high, Brother!
Mario: Now, to find a balloon.
Mario sees all the balloons.
Mario: *_* This could take a while…
DK/Diddy
-- Best Friends
DK punches left.
Rawk punches left. DK punches right. Rawk punches right. This goes on for
some time.
Diddy: Oh brother… USE YOUR BANANA SLAMMER!
DK: Oh, right! Banana Slammer!
Rawk: Right… left… righ- OOF!
Jolene: Donkey Kong is the winner! Here’s your clue.
*Riip*
DK: Find a clue in that mess? Well, let’s go…
3:50 PM
Bowser/Bowser
Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: Can you see
our castle?
Bowser: Of course not! Dark Land is covered in that wonderful layer of storm clouds, you couldn’t see it from here!
Jr: Cuz I see it!
Bowser: o_0 I’m gonna kill that Magikoopa… HE MOVED MY CASTLE….
Jr: Huh?
Bowser: Again! Oh! We’re here!
*Riiiiiiip*
Bowser: Oh! A Detour… I can easily handle any opponent who challenges me!
---Mario - Luigi's
Partner---
Mario:
Ugh! Too many balloons! Oh no! Here’s Yoshi!
Yoshi - Pink
Yoshi's Partner---
Yoshi flies in,
wings on his back, scanning the skies.
---Mario - Luigi's
Partner---
Mario: Grr… I
have to win a Leg! I’m Super Mario! I can do anything!
He runs into balloon, sending it flying.
Mario: Oof! Hey! That’s a Clue balloon!
Yoshi - Pink
Yoshi's Partner---
Yoshi: What?
They both flap their wings as hard as they can, but in the end…
---Mario - Luigi's
Partner---
Mario: Okay,
Luigi! I got it!
*Riiiiiip*
Mario: Make your way to the Champions Room of the Glitz Pit, and the Pitstop for this Leg of the Race. The last team to check in here may be eliminated. Come on! Let’s go!
---Boo
- King Boo's
Partner---
Boo: Ah! Here’s
the wing box… Stupid rules, making me use the wings when I can fly… Oh
well…
Boo hits the box and dons wings on his back.
Cameraman: Let’s see some flapping!
Boo: *sigh…*
Yoshi - Pink Yoshi's Partner---
Yoshi: ARGH!
There must be a thousand balloons here! I can’t do it! I give u- Oh! Here
it is! I got it, Pink!!!
CHAMPION’S ROOM
Phil stands in
the middle with the Koopinator sitting on the bed, awaiting the first team.
Mario/Luigi
-- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Ah! My
old locker room!
Luigi: … YOU GET TO DO EVERYTHING!!! *sob*
Phil: Mario and Luigi… You’re team number 2!
Mario: What?
Phil: … Minus 1.
Luigi: YAHOO!
Mario: Team number 1! Awesome!
Phil: And, as a prize for this Leg of the Race, you get free juice from the Watering Hole, free Hot Dogs from Hoggle’s Stand, and free Ultra Shrooms from the souvenir stand, for a year!
Mario: Awesome! What a good prize to win!
Luigi: Cool…
Bowser/Bowser
Jr. -- Father + Son
Jolene: Here’s
Bowser, an evil dude!
Bowser: Hey! What about my cool intro? I demand-
Jolene: And his opponent, The Pokey Triplets!
Bowser: RAWR!
He torches the Pokeys with his fire breath.
Jolene: Uhh… Bowser wins! ... I guess…
Bowser: Gwa ha ha ha ha!
Jolene: Here’s your next clue.
Jr: Yay Papa!
*Riiiiip*
Bowser: Oh great! Looking for a Clue in these seats…
6:00 PM
Geno/Mallow
-- Famous Video Game Partners
Geno: Mmmm! I
feel close to Star Haven…
Mallow: What’s it like there?
Geno: Wonderful!
Yoshi/Pink
Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Wow! What
a nice room!
Koopinator: Welcome to Glitzville!
Phil: Yoshi and Pink… You’re team number 2!
Pink: Awesome!
Yoshi: Whoo!
He flops on the bed.
Pink: Come on! Let’s go watch the fights!
She yanks Yoshi out.
Yoshi: Woah!
Geno/Mallow
-- Famous Video Game Partners
Geno: Okay, here
we are.
*Riiiiip*
Geno: Eh… I don’t feel like fighting…
Mallow: Oh come on! Use your Geno Beam and you can beat ‘em in one shot.
Geno: Wrong.
Mallow: Geno Flash?
Geno: Nope.
Mallow: Geno… Blitz?
Geno: Ugh! Fine! I’ll fight and use the Geno Whirl.
Mallow: Geno Crash?
Geno: #_#
---Peach
- Daisy's
Partner---
Peach:
Ah! The block.
Peach grabs the Feather and wings sprout from her crown. She flies over to the other side, so as to keep away from…
---Boo
-King Boo's
Partner---
Boo: Is this
one? No… GRR!! I’m gonna reincarnate doing this! Oh! A Clue!
---Peach
- Daisy's
Partner---
Peach: I found
one already!
*Riiiiiiiip* *Riiiip*
Boo: Find the Champion’s Room!
Peach: The last team… blah blah blah… eliminated! Let’s go!
Boo: King!!!
DK/Diddy
-- Best Friends
Diddy: Is this
it?
Koopa: Give me back my program!
Diddy: Oops! Sorry!
DK: This what you’re looking for?
Diddy: YES! That’s it.
Bowser/Bowser Jr. - Father + Son
Bowser: Jr! Get over here! I found one!
*Riiiip* *Riiiiiiiiip*
DK: Roadblock!
Bowser: Roadblock?
Jr: I’ll do it, I need to do one…
DK/Diddy - Best Friends
DK: I’ve swung from vines
Diddy: But I’ve competed in bi-plane races! I do it!
CHAMPION’S ROOM
Phil: Hey… Why is the door closed?
Koopinator: I think Yoshi closed it…
Loud crashes are heard outside. Ladders falling, guards falling, racers yelling, Baby Mario? The door slams open…
King
Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Phil: King Boo
and Boo… You’re team number 3!
Boo: Awesome! Our best position yet!
Daisy: GET BACK HERE, YOU UNDEAD FREAK! AND PUT OUR NAMES UP!!!
Sorry.
Peach/Daisy
-- Sister Princesses
Peach: Daisy!
Calm down! Sheesh!
Phil: Peach and Daisy… you are team number 4!
Peach: Oh well…
6:10 PM
Wario/Waluigi
-- Brothers
Wario: Wow! I’ve
never been flying like this!
Waluigi: I see my stadium! And my pinball arcade!
Wario: I see my two stadiums! And my coliseum!
Waluigi: You’re always getting better things than me!
Wario: It’s not better… it’s more… Okay! It’s better! Eehehehe! Hey! We’re here! Gimme the clue!
*Riiiiip*
Wario: Detour… I’ll pummel this enemy!
---Bowser
Jr. -Bowser's
Partner---
Jr: A
! Box? Oh, there!
---Diddy -
DK's Partner---
Diddy:
Ah! Not so fast!
Jr. and Diddy race to the box, but Diddy reaches it first. Then, however, they claw at each other, attempting to grab the Feather. Diddy whacks Jr. with his tail and grabs the Feather, gaining wings on his hat.
Jr: Drat! Oh well, I only have to wait ten seconds for a new one… I CAN’T WAIT THIS LONG!!! I GIV- Oh! Here it is!
Jr. also hits the block and dons wings on his shell. Diddy franticly searches the skies and balloons. Jr. simply flies as fast as he can and grabs as many as he can. Then he searches through the ones he grabbed and finds a clue.
Jr: Awesome!
---Diddy -
DK's Partner---
Diddy: Grr…!
That kooky Koopa! Where is one?! Ah! He’s on the ground! Where is one?!
Ah! They’re running to the Glitz Pit!!! WHERE IS ONE?! Oh! Here’s one!
Bowser/Bowser
Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Gwa ha
ha!
Jr: We’re gonna beat those monkeys! We’re gonna beat those monkeys!
CHAMPION’S ROOM
Phil: Oh! I hear
the Bowsers outside
Just then, the wall behind them comes crashing down, and DK and Diddy step onto the mat.
Koopinator: AAAH!!! Er… Welcome to Glitzville, I guess.
Phil: DK and Diddy… You’re team Number 5!
Diddy: It worked!
Phil: It sure did, now you won’t receive any money in the next leg… For damage costs!
Bowser/Bowser
Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: We’re gonna
beat- ARGH! They’re here!
Bowser: WHAT?!
Phil: Bowser and Jr… You’re team number 6!
Geno/Mallow
-- Famous Video Game Partners
Jolene: Now!
Our next fighter! GENO! Warrior from Star Road!
Geno: Haven! The name changed…
Jolene: Whatever! And his opponent- Ooh! Chomp Country! One of the toughest fighters here!
Geno: Geno Whirl!!
Chomps: *9999 Damage!* X(
Jolene: Uh… Geno wins! I guess… Here’s your next clue... while we welcome our next fighter… WARIO!
Wario/Waluigi
-- Brothers
Wario: Ahahahaha!
I’m-a gotta win!
Geno/Mallow
-- Famous Video Game Partners
Geno scans the
stadium with Geno-nosis.
Mallow: What are you doing?
Geno: Getting the clue!
Mallow: *_* I… worship… you!
Geno: I found it.
*Riiiiip*
Mallow: Roadblock, eh? You’ve obviously flown before…
Geno: Nope! You take it! You’re the cloud here!
BEHIND GLITZ PIT
---Mallow -
Geno's Partner---
Mallow:
So… I have to find a ! Block? Oh, here it is! Ohh! Wings on my back! I’ve
always wanted to do this!
6:20 PM
Toad/Toadette
-- Married
Toad: Well here
we are… Attempting to get out of last place…
Toadette: It was Bowser’s fault.
Toad: Huh?
Toadette: Well… At the Koopa Challenge, Bowser sorta cheated, which sent us to last place.
Toad: Ah… Thanks for telling me my target! We’re here!
*Riip*
Toad: Wanna sell Hot Dogs? It might be faster!
Toadette: Cool!
Wario/Waluigi
-- Brothers
Y. Magikoopa:
Magical Blast!
Wario: Ahh! Get back here, you swob!
Y. Magikoopa teleports.
Wario: Grr… Your brothers fell and YOU WILL TOO! ARRRRRRRR!
Waluigi: ._.
Geno/Mallow
-- Famous Video Game Partners
Mallow: Oof!
I got it!
Geno: Good job…
*Riiiip*
Geno: Hmm… The Champion’s Room? *scans building* I see it, let’s go.
***Mallow: I must be the luckiest person on earth! I have such an awesome partner!
CHAMPION’S ROOM
Geno: Ah! We’re
here
Phil: Geno and Mallow… You’re team number 7!
Toad/Toadette
-- Married
Toad: Hot Dogs!
Anyone want a Hot Dog? Only 20 coins!
Bulky Bob-omb: I’ll take 10!
Toadette: Woah! That cleans me out! We’re done!
Hoggle: Take your clue… Keep the profit!
*Riiiiiip*
Toad: We gotta… Mhm… Toadette, where’d you say you saw the Clue envelope on the back of a chair?
Toadette: Right over there!
Toad: Great! That’s our next Clue!
*Riiiiiip*
Toadette: Oh! A Roadblock! Acrophobia…?
Toad: I’ll try it… But I don’t know what that means…
BEHIND GLITZ PIT
Toad: Wow! I’m
so high up!
Toad flies around with wings growing out of his head.
Wario/Waluigi
-- Brothers
Waluigi: Wario!
Hurry up! Toad and Toadette passed us!
Wario: He keeps teleporting!
Waluigi: He’s using a pattern! Follow it!
Wario: He’s left… behind… right… left… behind…
Wario punches right.
Y. Magikoopa: OH!!!
The Magikoopa faints.
Wario: Ya-haaa!!!
Jolene: Here’s your Clue!
Wario: I gotta find a Clue in this mess?
Waluigi: Hey! I found this! Is it important?
Wario: That’s the next Clue, you loser!
*Riiiip*
Wario: Hey Waluigi! Roadblock! Acrophobia?
Waluigi: Don’t know what that means… I’ll take it! *reads* Eeek! I’m afraid of heights!
Wario: Well you’ll still have to do it, ya big baby! Just don’t look down!
BEHIND GLITZ PIT
Wario: GO!!!
Waluigi: I’m too scared!
Waluigi is standing at the edge, wings on his cap, shivering all over. Meanwhile, Toad is franticly flying around trying to find a clue.
Waluigi: Oh, I see it! ... But I’m-a too scared! Oh no! Toad already found one! I have to do this! For my team! For one million coins!
Waluigi takes off and speeds toward the clue
Toad/Toadette
-- Married
Toad: Go! Go!
Go!
Wario/Waluigi
-- Brothers
Waluigi: I got
it! Waaah! I’m up so high!!! WAAAAAHHHHH!
Wario: Waluigi! You’ve already landed!
Waluigi: … Oh…
Wario: Come on!!! LET’S GO!!!
Toad/Toadette
-- Married
Toadette: Hurry,
Toad! We can make it!
Toad: But, where are we going?!
CHAMPION’S ROOM
Phil: Here they
come!
BAM! BAM! BAM!
The door slams open, revealing…
Wario/Waluigi
-- Brothers
Wario: Eh! Heh!
Stupid Roadblock!
Phil: Wario and Waluigi… You’re team number 8!
Waluigi: All right! We’re still in!
Phil: Congratulations!
Toad/Toadette
-- Married
Toadette and
Toad gloomily walk into the room
Phil: Toad and Toadette… You’re the last team to arrive.
Toadette sobs.
Toad: Aww, darn!
Phil: I’m… pleased to tell you, however, that this is a Non-Elimination Leg, and you are still in the Race!
Toadette: WHAT?!
Toad: Oh yay!
Toadette: “Oh yay”? You betcha oh yay!! We’re STILL IN THE RACE!!!
Phil: However, I need to take all your money and all your possessions, and you will receive no money at the start of the next Leg.
Toad: That’s fine with me!
***Toad: Woo! We still have a chance! Come Yield season, Bowser will feel the pain! I will never give up! I’m gonna win!
***Toadette: I’m not ready to go home yet! We need to get our game on! Last place simply stinks!
***Toad: We’ve been given a second chance! And now, nothing will stand in our way!!!
The credits roll…