The Amazing Race MK

By Giga Bowser NS

EPISODE 6: Destination: Mount Corona
Title: Aren’t we gonna be… like… incinerated?

Phil: Previously on, The Amazing Race MK: Eight teams left the beautiful Delfino Plaza on Isle Delfino, and raced to Pianta Village by helicopter. After waiting the night, most teams opted to gain an adrenaline rush on the Mushrooms. While a few teams fell:

Toadette: AHHH!
Mallow: Ack! I fell!
Mallow: Woah! Ah! Ack!

Phil: Most persevered. Teams then found the first Yield of the race. Some teams had a sense of morals:

***Yoshi: It just wasn’t our style.

Phil: But one team had other plans. Bowser and Jr. were yielded by Peach and Daisy. After falling behind tremendously at the Roadblock, Toad and Toadette, Mario and Luigi, and Yoshi and Pink became runners up to DK and Diddy. Despite being yielded, Bowser and Jr. did their best at the Roadblock:

Replay: BAM!

Phil: -and survived the leg. Instead, it was Geno and Mallow who were eliminated. Now: seven teams remain. Who will be eliminated… next?

The title theme plays with a new red X over Geno and Mallow. Jungle music plays.

Phil: This, is Pianta Village. While most of Isle Delfino went ahead with the times, this village, which is actually built on top of a giant tree, stayed with the past. The annual fluff festival has made this place famous. One of the most popular attractions is the fluff clouds. This was the fifth pitstop… in a race around the MK. Teams arrived here for a 12-hour mandatory rest period. Can Bowser and Bowser Jr, despite being yielded, climb out of last place? DK and Diddy, who were the first to arrive at 11:15 AM, will depart, at 11:15 PM.


DK: “So you like Delfino Island? You have something to thank for its creation. Look above you to find your next destination”…?

Diddy: What? Are we going into the clouds?

DK: 0o0  I don’t think so, Did.

Diddy: Huh?

DK: Look!

DK points up at something. The camera slowly swerves to reveal… Mount Corona.

Phil: Teams must now travel a short distance into the jungle, until they find this place, the Corona SkyCraft. It’s a sky lift that will take teams up to almost the top of this, Mount Corona. It’s a dormant volcano, so there’s no chance of an eruption. It is here, one kilometer from the rim, that teams will find their next clue.

DK: Oh my god! We’re goin’ inside a volcano!!!

***DK: I love being on the Race. I love seeing all these exotic locations.

Diddy: Aren’t we gonna be… like… incinerated?

DK: It says here “The volcano is dormant, it has not erupted in the last 20 years.”

Diddy: Kewl!

DK: Hey, dude! We need to go up to the volcano!

Noki: Welcome aboard, sirs!

Diddy: Is this safe?

Noki: Yes, there is no chance of the volcano erupting… Okay! You’re on your way!

DK: What is this contraption anyway?

Diddy: You know that chairlift up at K3? Well this is like a cabin on a chain lift!

DK: Awesome!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating - 11:25 PM
Yoshi: *Riiiip* Look above you…

Pink: The volcano?!

Yoshi: Yep! Looks like it!

Pink: Where do we go?

Yoshi: At least we don’t have to walk up it.

Toad/Toadette -- Married - 11:30 PM
Toad: Up? OH! The Volcano!

Toadette: Wow!

***Toad: This Race is incredible! It’s unbelievable!

***Toadette: I mean, a volcano?! Who gets to do that in their normal lives?

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Wow! Look at the island! It’s so cool at night!

Diddy: We can see the whole island

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes - 11:45 PM
Luigi: *looks up* a…HA! I’ve finally found it!

Mario: Huh?

Luigi: Some place you can’t POSSIBLY have been to on your adventures!

Mario: (smiling) Oh really?

Luigi: *Anime faint* Are… you… insane…?

Mario: Awesome, ain’t it?

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Hey! We’re here!

Noki: Are you ready for your ascent?

Toadette: Totally!

Toadette: This is incredible!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Haaiiii! We’re ready for a trip up!

Noki: Ok! Welcome aboard!

DK: Whew! It’s hot up here!

Diddy: Look at the ground! We’re walking on cooled lava!

DK: Dude! That’s so awesome!

Diddy: There’s the clue box right up there.

DK: Got it! *Riiiiiip* Ah! Detour!

Phil (inside the Volcano, sweating): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. This Detour faces racers with two Isle Delfino tasks, taking place directly inside the volcano. The choice: Stones… or Subs. Before performing either task, teams must first repel straight down into the mouth of the Volcano. In Stones, one team member must get on a mechanical ascender on one of the walls of the volcano, and pull themselves up until they reach the roof. They must then use a pick to chip away rocks from the wall, letting them fall down to their partner on the ground, who is holding a container. Once the container is full, they will receive their next clue. In Subs, teams get in these small, lava-proof submarines, and dive into the pools of lava, which are actually quite deep. Using a radar system, they must search the pools of lava for one of these balls, and use the mechanical arm to bring it to the surface. Inside will be their next clue. Also, for safety reasons, teams have been given “Flare Mushrooms”, which will render them invincible to lava.

DK: Drive a submarine through the lava…

Diddy: I don’t really like that one…

DK: Ok, we’re gonna do Stones.

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Whoo! This Mushroom is spicy!

Diddy: I agree.

Hianta: Ok, you’re ready to rappel down.

DK: Joyous.

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses - 11:54 PM
Peach: Ooh! The Volcano!

Daisy: This is going to be one crazy leg, girl!

Peach: Let’s hop to it!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Hohohh! It’s a little creepy, dude!

Diddy: You’re goin’ slow.

DK: I wanna be careful!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Noki: Hi! You girls ready for the ride of your lives?

Peach: We sure are!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: HERE it is! Dang we got lost.

Yoshi: Hi! Is this Corona SkyCraft?

Noki: It sure is.

Pink: Okay! We’re ready!

Yoshi: So, the Volcano’s dormant?

Noki: Yep, not gonna erupt.

Pink: Wow! It’s so cool up here at night!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: We’re here!

Luigi: This is completely crazy!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Ugh! It’s really hot up here!

Toad: I can’t believe we’re on top of a volcano!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Ah! There’s the clue!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: I got it! I got it! *Riiip*

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Detour!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Stones or Subs?

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Let’s go in the subs. That sounds exciting.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: I think we’re gonna do the subs…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Ooh! We finally hit bottom!

Diddy: Woooow!

The camera shows they are on a large platform that touches the wall at one point, with lava surrounding the whole place. The room is lit up by the lava so it seems like daytime.

DK: Ok! Let’s get climbin’!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts - 12:06 AM
Boo: OOOOOH! Volcano!

King Boo: Yes, Boo. That’s a volcano.

Boo: No, I mean that’s where we have to go!

King Boo: What?! Don’t be ridiculous!

Boo: But… The clue says look above you to find your next destination!

King Boo: Yes, but it’s not the Volcano! That’s insane! Look, up there. It’s the big tree!

Boo: The tree? But…

King Boo: Shut up, fool! Do as I say!

They float back into the Village.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Mario, you’re the craziest person I know.

Mario is flying down the rappel line.

Mario: You just don’t get out enough.

Luigi: I know when one is getting out TOO much!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: This is nuts.

Toadette: Hey Toad! If you get stressed just stop and listen!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: What about you?! You’re scared of your own shadow!

Luigi: That was in the mansion! It really DID want to eat me!

Mario: Hah! Yeah, sure. What do you do about ghosts? Vacuum them up, apparently.


Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: HAHAHA! Thanks, Toadette!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Ugh! Nmn! Huh! You catchin’ them, Did?

Diddy: Every one, DK! We’re getting there!

DK: Ugh… Now I know what a roasted banana feels like…

Diddy: The Mario Bros. and the Toads are coming.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: There… done. COME ON, LUIGI! IT’S A CINCH!

Luigi: This is messed up!

Mario: C’mon, dude! You ate those Flare Mushrooms! You can’t be hurt by lava!

Luigi: Oh, yeah? Stick your foot in and prove it to me!

Mario: Sure.

He sticks his foot in.



Mario: *snicker* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOLY COW! Boy did you fall for that one!

Luigi: You dirty little…!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son – 12:35 AM
Bowser: Hmm… The Volcano?

Jr: Ugh. I still have bad memories about that place.

***Bowser: Jr. and I always think back to our old attempts at taking over the kingdom as we’re traveling. The Volcano was… not the best of my plans.

Jr: I still don’t get it… A bathtub?

Bowser: Shut up, okay? It seemed like a good idea at the time!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Can someone please tell us how to get up that tree?!

Pianta: Er… That tree?

King Boo: Yes!

Pianta: Good luck scalin’ that thing!

King Boo: I don’t understand. How long have you been sitting here?

Pianta: About an hour.

King Boo: What did the other teams do?

Pianta: The wha…?

King Boo: Did you see other groups of two people like us climb the tree?

Pianta: No one’s climbed that tree since 1999!

Boo: I fail to comprehend…

Pianta: I did see Mario and Luigi over there.

He points to the bridge.

Boo: What?

King Boo: Where did they go?

Pionta: They followed that red arrow over there.

King Boo: …

Boo: Well…

King Boo: SHUT UP!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Woohoo! This Volcano is awesome. It’s great to be here without being kidnapped!

Daisy: Here… Detour.

Peach: The subs sound better.

Daisy: Sounds like a plan.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: So I just use this thing to steer?

Hoki: Yep. It turns on a dime.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Cool! Or should I say… Hot!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Let’s get searchin’!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: How did we miss this?

King Boo: …

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Okay, we’re here.

Daisy: It’s boiling in here!

Peach: This can’t be good for my complexion…

Daisy: There are the subs!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Which do you wanna do, hon? We need to catch up quickly!

Yoshi: The subs! I know all about ‘em!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Hi! One lift up, please!

King Boo: …

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: This is strenuous… Are we done?!

Diddy: Crunch off a really big one! We should be done then.

DK: Ugh! C’mon, you bugger….

Diddy: Do it, DK!

DK: Ha! Here it comes!

Diddy: Got it! Yeah! We’re done!

DK: Finally!

Hianta: Excellent job. Here’s your next clue.

DK: Take a… (0.0) …SWIM in the lava…

Phil: Teams must now make good use of their Flare Mushrooms, and swim through the actual pools of lava and head for this Route Marker. It is here they will find their next clue.

DK: No… way…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
A planted camera views Mario and Luigi’s sub spazzing around in the lava. Their voices are recorded on intercom.

Mario: *Luigi! I saw it!*

Luigi: *Let go, dude! You’re leading us into a wall!*

Mario: *I’m trying to go over there! You’re leading us into a wall!*

Luigi: *Grrr…*

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: *What are they doing?*

Toadette: *I think they’re arguing.*

Toad: *Ha! That’s funny.*

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ah! We’re here!

Jr: And Look! No bathtub!

Bowser: Ugh…

Jr: It’s a Detour!

Bowser: Hmmm… BJ, can you climb the rocks?

Jr: Sure! Sounds fun!

Bowser: Yeah, that’s one way to put it… Okay! We’ll do stones!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: *I don’t see anything, do you?*

Daisy: *I just see a bunch of red.*

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: *OH! Pink! It’s right there!*

Pink: *But there’s another sub near it! They’re gonna get it!*

Yoshi: *They don’t see it! We have to pretend we don’t see it either or they’ll catch on and grab it!*

Pink: *Okay. YOU control it.*

They circle around, attempting to get close without making a beeline for it.

Yoshi: *Almost there… They still don’t see it. Pink! Get the arm in position!*

Pink: *Gotcha!*

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: *Where are they going?*

Luigi: *No clue…*

Yoshi and Pink inch closer

Mario: *… Their claw’s out…*

Luigi: *Er… UH OH! Mario! Behind us! It’s the ball! It’s behind us!

Mario: *GOGOGOGO!!!*

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: *Uh oh! They noticed it! Let’s hurry!*

Both subs race toward the ball at high speed!

Pink *We’re gonna crash!!!*

Yoshi: *Just focus on the claw!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: *C’mon… C’mon…*

A claw snatches the ball. It belongs to…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: *Yes! We got it, baby!*

Pink: *Hooray!*

Yoshi: *Now let’s get outta here!*

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: *Oh! There’s one over there!*

Toadette: *Good. This isn’t all that fun…*

Toad: *I… got it!*

Toadette: *Hooray!*

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
They have reached the surface, and open the ball. The clue falls out..

Yoshi: Phew… It’s hot…

Pink: Take…T…Take…

Yoshi: Huh… What?

Pink: You read it.

Yoshi: Take a swim… in…

Pink: Did I read it right or am I delusional?

Yoshi: Your eyes did not deceive you. We’re goin’ swimin’ in lava, babe!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Well here we are, finally…

King Boo: …

Boo: Ah! Detour! ... Hm…

King Boo: …

Boo: Which should we do, Sire?

King Boo: ALL RIGHT!!!

Boo: o.0

King Boo: I SCREWED UP!!! LA DI DA !!! SHUT UP!!!

Boo: Dude... Calm down. It’s an honest mistake... It’s cool!

King Boo: (calm) Sorry, Boo… I screwed up…

Boo: Here. Which Detour we doin? We can catch up.

King Boo: … Subs… Definitely.

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Woah… Hng… It’s… still… hot…

Diddy: At least… we’re… not… ashes…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Ah! Good to be back on the surface…

Toadette: Ugh… There’s not much difference…

Toad cracks the ball open.

Toad: Hmmm…. Well… It says here we need to go jump in the lava…

Toadette: Toad, honey, stop. Let’s just get on with this…

Toad: No! I’m dead serious.

Toadette: Ooh! Give me that. *reads* Ha! See? It says SWIM in the lava, not JUMP in the lava.

Toad: … Sure…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ng! Hn!!! MUST CRUSH ROCKS!!!

Jr: Papa! You’re doing this in light speed!


Jr: We’re almost done!


Jr: Woah! Big one! Hey! We’re done, big guy!


Jr: Hey, watch it! We’re done! Grrr….

Jr. yanks on Bowser’s rope and he falls to the ground.


Jr. slaps Bowser in the face.


DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Ugh… This is almost unbearable…

Diddy: All I see is red….

DK: And yellow…

Diddy: Yellow… Red… Yellow…

DK: Yel..r..?...???... Diddy, what do you see?

Diddy: Yellow… Red… Yellow…

DK: >.<  Diddy, it’s the race flag.


DK: Holy… That was intense!

Diddy: Let’s take a look at our clue!

DK: *Riiiiiip* Please be easy… Roadblock…

Phil (standing in front of a strong-looking Pianta, still sweating): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform… and no person may do more than six on the entire Race. This Roadblock faces teams with a grueling task… Volcano Wrestling. The chosen team member must get on this platform and push their opponent, a professional Pianta wrestler, into the lava. This task will require physical strength, endurance, and maybe even a bit of trickery. Once the Pianta has been pushed off the platform, teams will receive their next clue.

DK: Me! Me!  It’s all me! Phew… I was hoping for something easy…

***DK: I decided to do the Roadblock… It seemed like a logical choice. I am a powerhouse, and have proven it on multiple occasions…

DK: Hey hey! Let’s get this over with!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Ah… Hoo… This is… nuts… You okay back there, Pink?

Pink: Hoo… Yoshi… This is tough….

Yoshi: You gonna make it?

Pink: I’ll survive…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ha! Ha! Pump! Pump!

Jr: Yeah! Push it! Push it!

***Bowser: The lava swimming… I mean

***Jr: We are Koopas, after all.

***Bowser: We do this junk all the time at home!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: *Oh! Here it is!*

Daisy: *Well that was crazy…*

Peach: *You tell it like it is, Daisy!*

They get up to the surface.

Peach: Hmmm… What could we possibly be doing next?

Daisy: Take a hot bath? Get a manicure? Go to an amusement park? Get out of this V Volcano at least?

Peach: … Er… None of the above.

Daisy: Where do we go?

Peach: (pointing to the lava) There!

Daisy: o.0 … o.0 … 0.0 … >o<

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes




King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: *You see it?*

King Boo: *Nope…*

Boo: *Hmm… We need to catch up…*

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
***DK: I thought the Roadblock would be no problem…

DK: Ungh… Argh! Aw… I fell again…

***DK: In the rush of the moment I had forgotten how drained the lava swimming had left me…

Diddy: C’mon, you can do it! No one else is here yet!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Hah… hah… Pink! I see it…

Pink: At long last…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: The Yoshis are here…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Hooooo!!! Nuts, girl, nuts! *Riiiiiiip* “Who can stay in the ring?”

Pink: Okay, let’s stop and think… It’s probably wrestling…

Yoshi: I’ll d-mnmmfmnfmfffff

Pink is covering his mouth

Pink: We need to figure this out… Who is less tired?

Yoshi: I’ll d-mnmmnmfffffffff… uhh….

Pink: Arm wrestle!

Yoshi: What?

Pink: Whoever wins the arm wrestle is better fit to take the Roadblock.

Yoshi: … Is it any wonder I’m datin’ you? Great idea!

They lock arms and engage in an arm wrestle…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Toadette! We’re here!

Toadette: What are they doin?

Toad: Forget it… Roadblock!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
They’re still at it.

Yoshi: Uh oh…

Pink: Forget them…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: I’ll do it.

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: See? They made a snap decision…

They push harder, attempting to win, before Yoshi’s hand falls.

Pink: Okay, then! I’ll do it!

Yoshi: Okay. Good luck!...

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Heh heh… C’mere, you!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Are you ready, dude?

Pianto: Hurrr… Yaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Pink: Woah! *dodges* Got any brains in that head?


Pink: Peee-yooo! *dodges* Your breath stinks!

Yoshi: GO PINK!!! WOOOO!!! *looks to the side* BOWSER AND JR. CAUGHT UP!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ahhhh! How refreshing!

Jr: Nothing like a good swim in the morning!

Crickets chirp. Every single person within earshot is staring dumbfoundedly at the two Koopas.

Bowser: … Yeah… Here’s the clue.

Jr: Hmmm… Who can stay in the ring?

Bowser: I think…

Jr: Hold on! Look! Pink is swiftly dodging the dude, while DK and Toad look tired…

Bowser: So…?

Jr: I’ll do it!

Bowser: (skeptical) O…k…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: *Sire! Over there!*

King Boo: *Huh?*

Boo: *I see a ball!!*

King Boo: *No way! You’re joking!*

Boo: *Excellent! Hey look! The Mario Bros. are still there!*

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: *…*

Luigi: *…*

***Mario: Well… No denying it… Luigi and I had a fight.

***Luigi: We reached a point of not talking to each other for a bit…

Mario (at the controls): *… Hmph…*

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Ah! Good job, Sire!

King Boo: What now? *Riiiiip* Ah! Swimming in lava…

Boo: Ooohhh… Not our forte…

King Boo: Let’s go now before the Bros. can pass us…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Ungh! Hey! Be gentle!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Huff… huff… I’m exhausted…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: (smiling) Hey! Mushroom brain! Over here!

Pianta: Hurrrr!!!

***Pink: The opponents were like big, dumb animals!

Pianta: RAAAAAA!!!

Pink swiftly jumps up and lands on his head. She then thrusts him into the lava with her feet.

Pianta: AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! … Dang it…

Pink: Yay!

Yoshi: Good Job, Pink!!!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: … Ugh…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Please, Mr. Clue… Get us outta here…

Pink: *riiiiip* Make your way… YES! To the Pitstop!

Exciting music starts up.

Phil: Teams must now traverse these platforms to their left until they find themselves here, the Pitstop for this leg of the race: the Delfino Hot Springs. The last team to check in here… may be eliminated…

Yoshi: Go! Go! Go!

Pink: YEE-HAW!!!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: Eh… Oh well… Woah!

Pianta: HURRRR!!!!

Jr: Hey, big fella! Come get me!

He also jumps over the Pianta’s head.

Jr: Take this!

He faces away and jumps backward, thrusting his spiked shell into the Pianta’s back.

Pianta: Whoaaaaahhh!

Jr: Yeah!

Bowser: Excellent, Son!

Jr: I got the clue!

Bowser: *riiiiiip* The Pitstop!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: This… is… insanity….

Daisy: I’m gonna die…

Peach: Oh! We’re here! *Riiiiipppp*

Daisy: Ooohhh… This is gonna be a tough task… I think I’ll take it.

Peach: Okay, good luck!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: *… I found one…*

Luigi: *… I’m sorry… Could you repeat that?*

Mario: *I found one.*


Mario: *… Well… Your attitude seems to have changed.*

Luigi: *… I’m… SORRY!!! WAAAHAHAHAHA!*

Mario: *WAAHAHAHA! I’m sorry too!*

Both: *… Er…*

Mario: *Let’s pretend this never happened…*

On the surface…

Mario: Ah…Go for a swim in the lava!

Luigi: Okee dokee!

Mario: o.0… What? No complaining or anything?

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Over here… Over there… You behind me, hon?

Pink: I’m back here!

Yoshi: Good… Oh! I see the exit of the Volcano!

Pink: PHIL!!! We’re-a comin’!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ha! *boom* Ha! *boom*

Jr: Have you ever considered a career as a professional earthquake?

Bowser: Ha. Ha. You’re HiLArious…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: I’m here!

Pink: We’re out!

Yoshi: Yee-haw!!!

Hinopio: Welcome… to Corona Mountain!

Phil: Yoshi and Pink…

Yoshi: Phew…

Pink: We’ve been through a lot…

Phil: You’re team number… ONE!!!


Pink: EEEEEE!!!

Yoshi: Oh my… Just to win this leg… THIS leg is a great victory in my book.

Phil: Are you proud of your girlfriend?

Yoshi: Oh totally! She’s a trooper! Didja see her take on that Pianta guy?!

Pink: Shut up, Yoshi! You’re embarrassing me!

Yoshi: Hey… I know you… You’re Hinopio! You were in Geno’s game!

Hinopio: Right you are!

Phil: Okay, you guys. I have good news for you. As the winners of this leg of the race… you’ve won a tank of lava!

Pink: Ohhh!!!

Yoshi: Don’t even joke about that.

Phil: No… You’ve won a hot tub. It comes with massaging jets, bubble jets, and special “TemperatureStop©” which will keep the water the correct temperature 24/7.

Yoshi: Sounds awesome!

Phil: It also comes with a year’s supply of spring water from Nimbus Land, which is great for healing cuts, bruises, and anything else people throw at you.

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ah! Here we are!

Phil: Bowser and Jr…

Bowser: Heh heh…

Phil: You’re team number 2!

Bowser: Excellent!

Jr: We’re movin’ on up!

Phil: So… you think you’re gonna take this competition?

Bowser: You know it! We’ll be number 1 in leg 13!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Huff… huff…

***Toad: I knew I had to win this battle somehow… Two people had passed us. Toadette was counting on me.

Pianta: Huh huh huh…


Pianta: Huh?

Toad slams headfirst into the Pianta’s stomach

Pianta: Oooogg… Uhgh…

Toad lightly shoves him in the back. He goes toppling into the lava.

Toad: Huff… huff… Victory!

Toadette: YAY! TOAD! YAY!

Toad: *riiiiip* Oh… Pitstop! Let’s go!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: C’mon DK! You can do it!

DK and his Pianta are pushing against each other, not budging an inch. Their muscles are straining for victory.

DK: Grrrrrrrr…

Diddy: DK! DK! DK! DK!

DK: Grrrrrr…

DK takes a step forward.

Diddy: Yeah!

Pianta: Grrrrr…

The Pianta takes a step forward.

Diddy: Urgh….

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Yeah!

Phil: Toad and Toadette… You’re team number 3.

Toadette: Whooo…Just glad that’s over…

Toad: Yeah!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: C’mon… Go… over….

Pianta: (low) Grrrrrrrr…

They’re still in a pushing war.

Diddy: DK!

DK: Grrrrr…

Diddy: Just pretend he’s K. Rool!!! BEAT HIM!!!

DK: Hurrr… Grrrrr…

DK begins to push him towards the edge

Pianta: (straining to keep his ground) Hrrr… grrr… Hufff… Ahhh…


Pianta: (falling) AAAAAHHHH!

Diddy: YEAH! You did it!

DK: Holy… My god… That was the toughest thing ever…

Diddy: You got the clue? Let’s go!

DK: *riiiippp* Pit…stop…

Diddy: Yeah! Let’s go!

DK: Whoooo!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Daisy is struggling against her opponent

Daisy: Ugh… Put me down, ugly!

Pionto: Huhuhuhu!

Daisy: Grrrr…

Peach: Aww shoot… The Boos are here.

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Woah! That was weird…

King Boo: I don’t wanna do that again any time soon.

Boo: *iiiiiip*Roadblock… t sounds like wrestling…

King Boo: Me. I’ll take ‘im…

Boo: K.

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Ugh! Finally… ere…

Phil: DK and Diddy…

Diddy: Please tell us good news, Phil.

DK: Ugh… That was too hard…

Phil: You’re team number… 4!

Diddy: What?!

DK: That’s… impossible…

Diddy: We’re not last?

Phil: Nope!

Diddy: Crazy…

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Daisy: All right, you big lummox… C’mere!

Pianta: Huh? Urghh…

Daisy dances around the Pianta with quick, swift moves.

Daisy: I’m over here… nope! Over here… Too slow! Over here now! ... Ha! That the best you got? ... Here… Here… HERE!

Pianta: Huh… uh? ... Wh…uh… Ugh… Uhhhhuhhhhhhh…

The Pianta falls over, dizzy

Peach: Yeah! Throw him over!!!

Daisy: A’ight, you big bully! Hurrr… Man! You’re heavy! Lay off the Twinkies!

Pianta: Whuuuuhhhhh…

Peach: Nice job, Daisy!

Daisy: Let’s get going! *riiiiiiip* It’s the Pitstop, hurry!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Whooo… We’re here.

Luigi: Wow… That was nuts…

Mario: Luigi... *smiles*

Luigi: NO! I refuse to believe you! WHEN DID YOU GO SWIMMING IN LAVA BEFORE?!

Mario: I won’t tell you!

Luigi: Grrr… Ha! *grabs the c*ue) ROADBLOCK!

Mario: Luigi, calm down…

Luigi: Who can stay in the ring?

Mario: Let me handle this.

Luigi: Anything you say…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: You little… Argh! YOU’RE TOO HEAVY!!!

Boo: Ack! The Marios are here!


Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Here we are!

Daisy: We just made it through a freakin’ volcano!

Phil: Peach and Daisy… You’re team number… 5.

Peach: Great.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Alrighty… Nothin’ new…


Mario skillfully jumps over the Pianta’s head and lands behind him. The confused Pianta scratches his head. Mario pulls a low kick, knocking the Pianta onto his stomach.

Pianta: Ufff… Ow…

Mario: Heh heh heh…

Mario then grabs the Pianta’s legs. He then spins the Pianta around and around.

Pianta: Whuuuhh whuuuh whuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh…

Mario spins him faster and faster until finally he lets go and the Pianta goes flying into the lava.

Luigi: 0.0 … Mario… Teach me how to do that…

Mario: Ahahahahaha! Gotcha!

He grabs the clue.

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts

King Boo: HOLD STILLL!!!

Mario: *riiiiip* Make your way to the Pitstop… Oh, finally!

Luigi: You took the words right out of my mouth.

Mario: Let’s hurry!

Boo: They’re gone, Sire…

King Boo: Argh… We’re finished- *gets hit* Off!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Ha! I’ve been here before! These jumps are a cinch!

Luigi: Hey! Wait up!

Phil stands waiting…

Mario: We MADE IT!

Luigi: Yeah… Whooo!

Phil: Mario and Luigi… Congratulations. You are team number 6.

Mario: Here we goooo!!!

Phil: Congratulations, you guys. Even though, as I understand it, there was an argument?

Mario: Eh… Sibling rivalry.

Luigi: Happens all the time.

Mario: Mario and Luigi will be Team Number 1, dude!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: C’mere, fool.

The Pianta follows King Boo to the edge, but before he can grab him, King Boo teleports behind him.

Pianta: Huh…?

King Boo: SHOVE!

(He shoves the Pianta in the lava.

Boo: Excellent shot, Sire…

King Boo: *riiiiiip* Pit Stop…

Fade to the Pitstop…

Boo: Well, at least we’re out of this stinkin’ volcano…

King Boo: Greetings, Phil…

Phil: King Boo and Boo…

Boo: Yeah…?

Phil: You’re the last team to arrive…

Boo: Yeah… No need to spell it out for us…

Phil: And so…

Phil: I am PLEASED to tell you, however…



Phil: This is a non-elimination leg. You are still in the Amazing Race… congratulations.

Boo: I… I’m in shock.

***Boo: Being saved by non-elimination was unbelievable.

***King Boo: But, we’re still in it. Just a pebble on the road to victory.

Phil: This does mean, however, that I’m going to have to take all your possessions from you. And I must also take all your money. You will be starting the next leg with 0 coins.

Boo: Hey… Fine with us!

King Boo: As long as we get to hang around!

***Boo: No money is no problem.

***King Boo: The Boos will take home the victory.

***Boo: Count on it!

The credits roll…

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