The Amazing Race MK

By Giga Bowser NS

EPISODE 7: Destination: Yoshi’s Tropical Island
Title: Why… isn’t… .it’s… … ..SHE’S DUMB!

Phil: Previously on… The Amazing Race MK:

DK: No… way…

Phil: Teams made an unbelievable visit to Isle Delfino’s renowned volcano, Mount Corona. After a quick lift, which wasn’t very quick for some teams, teams repelled straight into the mouth of the volcano. While more powerful teams climbed the walls to chip away rocks, most teams went for the adrenaline rush by taking a submarine through the lava.


Phil: Some teams bickered… After using status-enhancing Mushrooms to actually swim through the lava, teams found a difficult task in wrestling a Pianta wrestler. Exhausted from the previous events, most teams fell behind. After putting on a brilliant show of moves, Mario and Luigi passed King Boo and Boo at the last moment. However, when they arrived they learned that this was a non-elimination leg. They have been stripped of all money and possessions. Now… seven teams remain. Who will be eliminated… next?

The title theme plays with no new X’s over anybody.

Phil (STILL sweating): THIS… is Mount Corona. As the pools of lava flow through it, it stands tall over all of Isle Delfino. After cooling down a bit, these rivers empty into this place, the Delfino Plaza Hot Springs. This was the sixth pitstop in a race around the MK. Teams arrived here for a mandatory rest period. Can King Boo and Boo, with no money or possessions, climb out of their last place predicament? Or, will Mario and Luigi… fall further behind…? Yoshi and Pink, who were the first to arrive at 1:00 AM, will depart… at 1:00 PM.


Yoshi: Yeah, baby it’s our lucky day! “Take a boat to Yoshi’s Tropical Island!”

Phil: Teams must now make their way through the Plaza, and find the docks. They must then get on a boat and head to the famous Yoshi’s Tropical Island.

Tropical music plays.

Phil: A famous vacation spot, this locale is actually three islands very close together. When teams land on the beach, they will receive their next clue.

Yoshi: Whoo! Home team advantage, here we come!

Pink: I’m finally gonna see this place!

Yoshi: Believe me, you’re gonna love it!

Yoshi: Hi there! We need a boat to Yoshi’s Tropical Island

Norki: Well, we’ll be leaving at 1:45…

Pink: Okay, then. We’ll take that!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son – 1:10 PM
Bowser: Hmm… Make your way to Yoshi’s Tropical Island

Jr: Yeah…

***Jr: That’s one of the places where Mario hosted his party. Before I was born.

Bowser: Ahem… Yep…

***Jr: Bowser always crashed the parties… but he got some help…

(Flashback to a party on Yoshi’s Tropical Island.)

***Jr: I’d seen videos and pictures. He had these weird Koopas with him called “Koopa Kids” or “Mini-Bowsers”. His cohorts… looked almost exactly like me… I still get the creeps when I see them.

Bowser: Hiya! We’re goin’ to Yoshi’s Tropical Island.

Norki: Uh huh! Next boat is at 1:45.

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi (hiding behind the counter): *snicker…*

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Norki: Okay… Here are your tickets… oh… but I forgot my glasses. Can you see if I spelled your names right?

Bowser and Jr. lean in close and look at the tickets.

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Suddenly, Yoshi jumps up, gets right in their faces, and shouts…

Yoshi: BOOOOOOO!!!


He falls on the ground.

Jr: Holy… What the?


Bowser: Ugh…

Toad/Toadette -- Married – 1:25 PM

Toad: Okee dok!

***Toadette: Being on this race has certainly brought us closer together. I feel like we are in sync… We know each other… We’re winners!

Toadette: Sounds like an awesome destination!

Norki: So, that’s two tickets on the 1:45 PM boat. Welcome aboard!

Toad: Thanks, dude!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Hey, Norki! Thanks so much for letting me do that!

Norki: No problem! I was quite the prankster myself when I was a kid.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Hehheh… What? What did I miss?

Yoshi: Dude, you shoulda seen it!

Pink: Bowsers… they’re buying their tickets, Yoshi’s behind the counter, he jumps up and freaks them out! It was the funniest thing ever!

Toadette: Hahahaha!

Toad: Well! I’m sorry we missed it!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Grrr…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends – 1:32 PM
DK: Whoohoo! Back to the isle for some more good times!

Diddy: You went there?

DK: Yeah! I was part of the original six!

Diddy: Why’d you leave? You didn’t go to the parties anymore!

DK: Heh… I wanted to be more popular! I became the guy who gave out good stuff!

Diddy: Haha…

DK: Hey! Everyone’s here!

Yoshi: Dude, buy your ticket.

Toad: Yeah. We’re leaving soon!

Norki: Here you go! We’re boarding… actually… in like two minutes…

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses – 1:36 PM
Peach: Oh yay! Off to Yoshi’s Tropical Island

Daisy: It’s too bad I didn’t come to that party!

Peach: Yeah. You missed quite a blast!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Everyone looks around nervously.

Norki: ALL ABOARD!!!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Daisy: Ack! Peach! I see the boat! It’s gonna leave soon!

Peach: Oh! We’d better hurry!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: They gonna make it?

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Nah! They’ll never get here in time!


Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Hurry! We gotta catch it!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Heh heh…

Norki: SET SAIL!!!

First Boat – Yoshi & Pink Yoshi, Bowser & Bowser Jr., Toad & Toadette, DK & Diddy
Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Yeehaw!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Daisy: Shoot!

Peach: That’s not good.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes – 1:46 PM
Mario: All right! Yoshi’s Tropical Island!

Luigi: Finally… Some place we’ve BOTH been!

***Mario: We’re at the bottom of the pack. It’s the first time it’s happened.

***Luigi: And we don’t like it!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: So… when’s the next boat?

Norki: Hmmm… That would be… 2:30 PM

Daisy: Ssss…

Peach: Ouch…

Daisy: Okay. We’ll take that one!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts – 1:50 PM
Boo: Oooohhh! My claim to fame!!!

***King Boo: Boo was in almost every Mario Party. He liked to steal from people and give the stuff to the other guys.

Boo: You are gonna LOVE it there.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Yo-a Peach! What’s the deal?

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Everyone else got on the 1:45 boat. We’re on 2:30

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Yikes…

Luigi: Oh well… Two tickets please…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
***Boo: We have no money… So we couldn’t buy out boat ticket yet. We needed to make some money, quick.

Piantee: Helooooo! Would you like to gather some bananas for me?!

Boo: Er… Sure?

Piantee: Thanks smoochums!

King Boo: Er… We need some money in return.

Piantee: Oh, that’s okay! I’ve got this blue coin!

King Boo: Hmm… It’s … coins… Carry the 5… Yep! We need three blue coins to buy the boat ticket.

Boo: Okay then!

Boo: They’re up in this tree! Ugh! I’ve got one!

King Boo: Ugh… Fruit is disgusting… I’ve got two.

Boo: You do?!

King Boo: I’m that good. Let’s get them back.

Piantee: Oooh! Thanks for the bananas! They look delicious!

Boo: You’re welcome, now give us the money!

Piantee: My my, someone’s in a rush. Here you go.

King Boo: Does anyone else around here need chores done?

Piantee: Oh, yes! My sisters all want some fruit! You should go see them

Boo: … Ugh…

Pianteee: Oooh! So you’ll get me some fruit? I’d like some pineapples!

King Boo: Pineapples? Okay, they’re just down there at the market

Boo: Er… What do we put them in?

Pianteee: In my basket!

Boo: Where’s your basket?

Pianteee: Up here!

She shows Boo the basket hoisted up a rope.

Boo: … Why exactly is it up there…?

Pianteee: … So you’ll get me three pineapples?

King Boo: Let’s go, Boo…

Boo: Why… isn’t… .it’s… SHE’S DUMB!

King Boo: Look, we’re here. Let’s just grab some pineapples and figure it out later.

Boo: Ugh! This fruit’s as big as me!

King Boo: Push it up, you fool!

Boo: It’s soo heavy!

King Boo: Here, I’ll grab it!

Boo: Ngggg… There! You got it?

King Boo: Yes. We’re done, miss.

Pianteee: Thank you!

She pulls on a rope. The basket lowers to the ground.

Piantee: Mmmmmm… Pineapples…

Both: 0.0 … ARGH!

Pianteeee: So, you’ll get me some Durians? Sounds good! Just get ‘em in this basket!

Boo: Er… Why is your basket like a goal? ... It’s sideways…

Pianteeee: Yes, I know. It’s so it’s not too hard to kick them in!

King Boo: Wha…? …?...!

Boo: Ouch! She was right! These ARE too spiky to pick up!

King Boo: Yes, so let’s knock ‘em over.

Boo: But won’t kicking them bruise them?

King Boo: Less questions, more kicking.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Aaahhh… It is nice to bask in the sunlight here before we leave!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: I certainly wish my vacation had been less weird!

Daisy: I miss everything! Why couldn’t I come?!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: Ugh… Two….tickets, please…

Norki: Okay that’s… oh… you have blue coins? That’ll be… one please!

King Boo: 0.0 … Say what?

Norki: One blue coin will pay for it!

King Boo: That was… coins… minus… carry the 5…

Norki: Carry the five? That’s not in the equation…

King Boo: … Oh YEAH!!! Darn it!

Boo: Ugh!!!

Second Boat – Mario & Luigi, Peach & Daisy, King Boo & Boo
Dramatic music plays as the boat sails off into the horizon.

Phil: All teams are now making their way to the luscious Yoshi’s Tropical Island, which is four hours away by boat. When teams land at the beach, they will receive their next clue.

5:45, First Boat
Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Let’s go, let’s go!

Toad: Yee-haw!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: C’mon, hon. The clue’s right here!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: I got it!

*riiiiiiiiip* *riiiiiiiiip* *riiiiiiiiip* *riiiiiiiiip*

Pink: Make your way across the bridge to Palm Island to find your next clue!

Phil: Teams must now make their way around Melon Island, find the bridge, and cross over to Palm Island, known for its beautiful palm trees. Teams will find their next clue here.

Pink: It’s… beautiful!

Yoshi: I told you!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Wow, Toad! You’re so lucky to have got to go to this place!

Toad: It was an awesome time!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: Err…

Bowser: I was usually on this island, but I would sometimes switch islands to shake things up.

Jr: Haha! Rotten!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: There’s the bridge!

Yoshi: Oh my gosh, look! It’s Whirl Island!

Pink: Isn’t that the place where Rose and Blue got separated? Blue got stranded?

Yoshi: Yeah! That’s the place!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: C’mon, Dad! You’re so slow!

Bowser: I’m hurrying!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: C’mon, Toadette! Let’s catch up!


Toad: 0.0 … Coming…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Whoohoo! I love it here!

Diddy: Did you win any games here?

DK: Actually, yes! I did!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: Okay, this is Palm Beach, I’m pretty sure…

Pink: Read the clue!
Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Oh, Toadette! This is it!



Phil (walking along Palm Island beach): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. This Detour faces teams with common Palm Island activities. The choice: Comb it Over… or Carry it Over. In Comb it Over, teams make their way on foot to this pile of old, dead tree branches, which are routinely dragged across the entire length of the beach to clean it. Teams must drag six branches across the beach to receive their next clue. In Carry it Over, teams must cross the bridges back to Melon Island, and locate the Fruit Storage building. Then, loading up crates with fruit, they must carry it over until they have accumulated 500 pounds of fruit. Once the correct weight has been achieved, teams will receive their next clue.

Yoshi: C’mon! Let’s pull the trees.

Pink: That sounds okay.

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Ha! We’re definitely carrying the fruit!

Diddy: I don’t think I’ll do so well…

DK: Heh heh! I’ll do most of the work! We’ll do it!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Ooohhh… What should we do?

Toad: I think we’ll go for the branches. It’s just pulling branches…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Hmmm… What’s the plan?

Jr: The fruit task could take a long time if we’re not strong enough…

Bowser: Yeah… I was thinkin’ that too. Let’s do the branches…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Woah! They’re big branches!

Yoshi: They’re dead, so they’re not as heavy as they would normally be…

Pink: *pulls one* Hmmm… Okay, I can handle it.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Oog! Heavy!

Toad: Just pull through it! It’s better than carrying loads of fruit!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Heh! This is quite the workout!

Diddy: Oooog! I can barely hold it up!

DK: Just keep goin’, I’ll pick up the slack.

Diddy: Gotta… push through this…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ugh! My arms are weak… This is a bit tough…

Jr: You think it’s tough for you, what about me?!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Oh my god! This branch is bigger than me!

Toad: I’ll take it then

Toadette: But you’re the same height as me!!!

Both: Ughhh…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: Man, we’re losing ground because of me!

DK: It’s ok, dude… Just keep at it!

Diddy: Gotta… keep… going…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Man! These things must be the heaviest deceased things I’ve ever carried…

Jr: Oh man… UGH… …

DETOUR TIME: 15 Minutes…
Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Grrrr… Woah… Has this beach grown…?

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Oh… My arms are shot…

Jr: The other boat is gonna catch up…

Bowser: Ugh… Come on! We’re not THAT slow…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: *huff… huff…* Yoshi… This is hard…

Yoshi: C’mon! We’re getting it done! We’ll be finished sooner than you think!

Pink: Oh my… These branches are so heavy!

Yoshi: I know! But we gotta… push through it…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Are… Are we almost done…?

Toad: We’re gettin’ there, that’s for sure…

Toadette: My arms are gonna fall out…

Toad: Don’t let them, or you’ll have too much to carry, and no arms to do it…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Ugh… Can you imagine what would happen to Goombella and Prof. if they had to do this?

Yoshi: Yeah… Thank god for arms…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Ugh… Here’s some more fruit… What’re we up to now? 200 pounds? Ugh…

The sun flies overhead some more

DETOUR TIME: 30 Minutes
Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Honey… You’re doing great…

Toadette: I wish we were over on Melon Island munching on Melons… Mmmm… Melons…

Toad: Okay, Homer. We’re almost done!

Toadette: Hey! You little!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Did… You okay back there?

Diddy: “Okay” is not a verb…

DK: …

Diddy: …

DK: … What?

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Yoshi! Are we almost done?

Yoshi: We are getting close…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Toadette! That’s your last branch! Pull! Pull!

DETOUR TIME: 45 Minutes
Toad: Go! Go! Go!

6:30, Second Boat
Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Well… we’re here… Let’s-go!

Luigi: Good idea!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: You’re almost there!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: The clue is right here!

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toadette: Whooo… Holy! I DID IT!!!

Toad: Yeah!!! Good job! *riiiiiiiiiiip* Make your way to Melon Island…

Phil: Teams must now cross the bridge back to Melon Island, and search the perimeter for their next clue…

Toad: LET’S GO!!!

Toadette: Er… Toad…

Toad: What?!

Toadette: 1… .2… .3… Toad… We’re in first!

*record scratch*

Toad: What?!

Toadette: Look! There’s the Bowsers… There’s the Yoshis… And… here come the Monkeys…

Toad: Un…believable…

Toadette: Er… How in the world did we do that first?!

Toad: … It’s a mystery… *alien music*

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes

Mario: Make your way…

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Daisy: …to Palm Island Beach…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: …to find your next clue…

King Boo: Okay, let’s go! Catch up!

The teams walk towards the Bridge.

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad and Toadette approach the bridge from the other side.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Who’s that? EEK! GHOST MUSHROOM!

Mario: … Ugh… Calm down, Luigi. It’s Toad!

Luigi: Wow! You guys number four?

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Hahahahaha!!! Number one!

Luigi: NAAAAWWWW! You lie!

Toadette: That’s where you’re wrong!

They walk on.

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Toad: Hey! Princess! We’re team number one…

Peach: *blink, blink* Toad! What did I tell you about lying?

Toad: I’m not lying!

Peach: … And denial…?

Daisy: No, wait, Peach. I think he’s telling the truth…

DETOUR TIME: 50 Minutes.
DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: *huff…* 400 pounds… We’re slowly approaching our mark…

Diddy: Ugh… Sorry, DK… I’m doin’ my best.

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: Whooo… What a burn…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi wipes sweat from his brow, then looks at his wristwatch. Then he looks up.

Yoshi: Oh god…

Pink: Phew… What?

Yoshi: Look who’s here.

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Luigi, look!

Luigi: Yoshi! Pink! Bowser! Jr!

Mario: … Thank you, Dr. Sesame Street…

Luigi: 1, 2, 3, 4… Four slow racers!

Mario: Hahahahahah!


Mario: It’s a Detour… What’re we doin’?

Luigi: *reads* Reading… Reading…

Mario: Luigi…

Luigi: Shut up! Umm…

Mario: We’re doin’ the Combing

Luigi: We’re doin’ the Combing

Mario: Oh my god…

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses

Daisy: Detour… And we’re combing.

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: This is complete nonsense.

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: The cluuuuueeee!


Boo: Hmmmm… Let’s comb…

King Boo: Hmmmm…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Oh! There it is! In all that brush!

Toadette: Good eye, hon!

Toad: Ack… Got it! *riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* Roadblock!

Phil (standing on a blue, round tile): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform, and no person may perform more than six roadblocks on the entire Race. This is a special roadblock, a tribute to Mario’s first Party. One person must sign up for a game of Mario Party with four other team members. Then they will play, using the original Mario Party rules. Roll, move, play a minigame. After 20 turns, teams may then wait to be checked into the pitstop. The higher teams place, the sooner they’ll check in. However, whoever is last during the first game must wait and play with the remaining three team members. When teams are allowed, they may cross this bridge to reach this place: Whirl Island. This tiny island surrounded by raging whirlpools is the pitstop for this leg of the race. The last team to check in here… may be eliminated…


Toad: Go for it!

Toadette: Yay! Where do I go…?

Toad: Er… *reads* Oh… You gotta wait for more contestants…

Toadette: What?!

Toad: It says we can get into the pitstop much faster if you win!

Toadette: Ooh! Sounds awesome!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes

Mario: *sigh* What, Luigi… Did you get a splinter?

Luigi: … Actually… yes.

Mario: I thought so…


Mario: Well, what?!

Luigi: LOOK!!!

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: Ehehehehehe!

Both are flying across the beach at high speed.

King Boo: Yeah! What a stroke of good luck!

***Boo: We’re still not sure exactly what happened, but-

***King Boo: We think it was because the trees were dead.

***Boo: Because we were ghosts, it was somehow much easier to drag them.

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Aw, gawd…

Jr: That’s not too good…

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: You got it?

Yoshi: Yeah! Do YOU have it?

Pink: Yes. Do YOU have it?

Yoshi: Yeah! Do YOU have it?

Pink: Yes. Do YOU have it?

Yoshi: … Sure…

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
Boo: A’ight! It’s the last one! Here I go!


King Boo: Excellent!

Boo: We did it! In record time!

King Boo: Let’s just read the clue… *riiip* Ok, back to Melon Island.

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Yoshi: C’mon hon, we’re almost done with this thing!

Pink: UGGGGHHHH… I… got it!

Yoshi: Good job luggin’ that heavy thing!

Pink: That was certainly a thorn in paradise’s side.

Yoshi: Yeah… Now, let’s go!

Pink: Ohmigod! Did you see the Boos?

Yoshi: YEAH! How’s they DO that?

Pink: I think they cheated…

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
Diddy: Ugh… DK! I can’t do this anymore!

DK: You gotta keep at it, Did.

Diddy: No, I mean I really can’t do it anymore, it’s done!

DK: I know, I know, but you… Oh, really?

Diddy: Yeah! The clue says… *riiiiiiiiiiiiip* … Ah! We have to search Melon Island.

DK: Well… good thing we’re here.

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts
King Boo: Oh! It’s over there.

Boo: Hey, it’s the Toads!

King Boo: Yeah… You’re right…

Boo: Er… Hi…

Toad/Toadette -- Married
Toad: Yo! What’s up?

King Boo/Boo -- Ghosts

Boo: Roadblock!

King Boo: Oh! It’s a Mario Party! And it’s mine!

Boo: Okay, Your Highness!

Yoshi/Pink Yoshi -- Dating
Pink: Wow! This place is beautiful. It must be awesome to be in a Mario Party!

Yoshi: Yeah… Hey, look! Everyone’s sitting by the clue box!

Pink: *riiiiiiiiip* “Who’s Rady to Party?” 0.0 OHH!!! OHH!!! IT’S A MARIO PARTY! ME! ME! I HAVE TO DO IT!

Yoshi: You lucky gal, you’re gonna have a blast!

DK/Diddy -- Best Friends
DK: Hmm… Everyone’s here!

Diddy: Really? Did we catch up?

DK: Hmmm… I don’t know… *riiiiiiiiip*

Diddy: “Who’s Ready to Party?”?

DK: I think I know who wants to do this one…

Diddy: Yee-haw! YEAH! I’m in a Mario Party!

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ugh… People are passing us!

Jr: Tell me something I don’t know…

Par T: All ght, everyone! Hit those dice Blocks to see who goes first!


Par T: iddy is first, Pink Yoshi is second, King Boo is third,and Toadette is fourth! Here’s ten coins!

All: Yeah!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Whoo…

Mario: Well… this is certainly a workout, eh?

Luigi: Oh, shut up!

Mario: You’re just annoyed that you still haven’t found a place I haven’t been to.

Luigi: Ugh… I WILL find it one of these days!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Ugh…

Daisy: Hrr… Hrrr…

***Peach: We decided to simply not talk while we were doing this task. We figured it would only slow us down…

Diddy: 3 Coins
Pink Yoshi: 25 Coins
King Boo: 24 Coins
Toadette: 20 Coins
Diddy: Shoot… That wasn’t that good… Stupid Koopa Kid… .

Pink: Heh heh… I’m in the lead…

Toadette: Hey, Pink! It doesn’t matter, I’m right next to the Star!

King Boo: A’ight, my turn… Five… ? Space! Aww, I switched the Star around…

Toadette: Ack! King BOO!!!

Pink: Yes! I’m safe, and I’ll get my Star!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Oog… Heavy one…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Luigi: Shut up, Mario, you can’t convince me!

Mario: I tell ya, Luigi, I’ve seen the great coin heaven!

Luigi: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Sure…

Diddy: 15 Coins
Pink Yoshi: 30 Coins
King Boo: 25 Coins
Toadette: 25 Coins
Pink: Oooh, I think it’s just around this corner… I got… .a nine… uh… YES!!! It’s enough!!!

Par T: Hi there, Pink Yoshi! Would you like to buy a star for 20 coins?

Pink: Definitely!

Par T: Okay, here ya go!


Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Hey, Luigi…

Luigi: No, Mario. You haven’t been in an acid-filled floating bathtub before…

Mario: No, look. There’s been spaces set up on that path.

Luigi: Huh? Spaces?

Mario: I think I know what the Roadblock is!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Daisy: Oh yeah… Peach, look at the spaces…

Peach: Hmm…

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Oh, look! I just saw Pink running by on those spaces!

Jr: Cool!

Turn 15
Diddy: 20 Coins
Pink Yoshi: 18 Coins, 1 Star
King Boo: 1 Coin, 1 Star
Toadette: 70 Coins

Toadette: Man, I can’t get much luck! I’ve got 70 coins, but can’t get a Star! Oh! It’s minigame time…

She takes out a little Gameboy device

Toadette: What’re we playing? Oh! Platform Peril… So… I have to… Oh! Jump across those platforms?

Pink: Heh heh! Here we go!

King Boo: Cower in fear, fools, as I pass you!

Toadette: Oh! I got a coin bag! Yay! Five coins!

Diddy: Oh, no! I fell!

Toadette: C’mon… C’mon…

Pink: Yeah!!! I won!

Toadette: Aww…

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: All right! We’re done with this garbage!

Luigi: Amen, Brother. Where we goin’?

Mario: *riiiiiiiiiip* We’re going back to Melon Island.

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Bowser: Ugh… C’mon! We gotta hurry it up!

Turn 18
Diddy: 20 Coins
Pink Yoshi: 40 Coins, 1 Star
King Boo: 30 Coins, 1 Star
Toadette: 100 Coins
Toadette: Yarg! I got coins coming out of my ears.

Pink: Can it be true? Or did Par T. move again… I got a… Oh! Ten!

Toadette: Uh oh…

Pink: Yeah! I made it!

Par T: Hi, Pink Yoshi! Would you like to buy a Star for 20 coins?

Pink: Yes, yes, yes!!!

Par T: Ok! Here you go!


Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: Ugh! Finally!

Bowser: Yeah, let’s get outta here! *riiiiiiiip* To Melon Island we go!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: …

Daisy: …

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: Yeah! It’s up there!

Luigi: Ah! Oh, sorry Toadette

Toadette: Comin’ through! I got a ten!

Luigi: Heh heh… The Roadblock certainly is…

Mario *riiiiiiiiip* Partying!

Luigi: Don’tcha love ‘em? I think I’ll do it, you’ve had enough parties…

Mario: Er, you’ve been in every one I’ve been in…

Luigi: Whatever, I’ll do it.

Turn 19
Diddy: 30 Coins
Pink Yoshi: 20 Coins, 2 Stars
King Boo: 50 Coins, 1 Star
Toadette: 60 Coins, 1 Star
Toadette: Well, at least I finally got one…

Diddy: Okay… I got… a seven. That’s okay, I’ll get the Star next turn. *walks* OH… Ack! Oh no! ? SPACE!!! ARGH! Now I’m headed for the Koopa Kid!

Koopa Kid: Heh heh heh!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Done!

Daisy: Excellent job, Peach!

Peach: *riiiiiiiiip* We are headed for Melon Island.

Bowser/Bowser Jr. -- Father + Son
Jr: Papa! It’s up here by this big tree… and the Mario Bros.

Bowser: Mario Bros?!

Mario: We’re waiting to start!

Bowser: Ah!

Jr: *riiiiiiip* Yep! It’s a party! You just KNOW I’m doing this, right?

Bowser: Sure, but I think you might be doing too many.

Jr: Fine, you’ll do the next ones!

Turn 20
Diddy: 0 Coins
Pink Yoshi: 60 Coins, 2 Stars
King Boo: 10 Coins, 2 Stars
Toadette: Ah! The Star’s nine spaces away! I’ll never reach it! But I have to try! Ya! OH! I got a ten!!! Yes!!!

Par T: Hi, Toadette! Would you like to buy a Star for 20 coins?

Toadette: You got it!!!

Toadette: 11 Coins, 2 Stars

Toadette: Yeah!!! Second place by 1 Coin!

She moves her last space

Toadette: *blink* AWW NO!!! RED SPACE!!!

FINAL RESULTS (After last Minigame)
Diddy: 10 Coins
Pink Yoshi: 60 Coins, 2 Stars
King Boo: 10 Coins, 2 Stars
Toadette: 8 Coins, 2 Stars
Par T:  HAHAHA! That was fun! Here you all go, these are your check-in times!

Pink: Yes! We got the earliest!

Par T: Unfortunately, Diddy, I don’t have a check-in card for you. You’ll have to play again…

Diddy: Awww…

Par T: Now, the final surprise: YOU MAY KEEP YOUR COINS!

All: Yay!

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Peach: Oh, hi guys!

Mario/Luigi -- Brother Superheroes
Mario: What’s uppp?

Peach/Daisy -- Sister Princesses
Daisy: … Yeah… *riiiiiip* “Who’s Ready to Party?”

Peach: Ooh! A Mario Party… Should I do it?

Daisy: Yeah, you can go ahead!

Peach: Yay!

Par T: All right, everyone! Hit those dice Blocks to see who goes first!


Par T: All right! Luigi is first, Peach is second, Diddy is third, and Bowser Jr. is fourth! Here’s ten coins!

All: Yeah!

Turn 2
Luigi: 20 Coins
Peach: 15 Coins
Diddy: 30 Coins
Jr: 20 Coins
Diddy: Man, I was really lucky to get that bonus block…


Jr: Dang… Someone hit a ? Space. Now where am I going? ... I got a six… Oh… Par T. moved

Koopa Kid: Heh heh heh!

Jr: 0.0 … YOU!!! ARGH!!! WHO ARE YOU?!

Koopa Kid: I’m Koopa Kid, now gimme 15 coins!


Koopa Kid: … Gimme 15 coins!


Turn 10
Luigi: 50 Coins
Peach: 10 Coins
Diddy: 20 Coins, 1 Star
Jr: 60 Coins
Jr: Heh! I’m gonna get the Star next turn!

Luigi: Don’t count on it, bub! I’m-a right behind you!

Jr: Hey Luigi, look! It’s your shadow!!!

Luigi: Oh, ha ha! You’re funny.

Turn 11
Luigi: 50 Coins
Peach: 20 Coins
Diddy: 20 Coins, 1 Star
Jr: 60 Coins
Luigi: Okay… I got… ! YES! I got a ten!

Jr: Aww shoot!

Luigi: So, long, loser!

Jr: Pthptphtphthpht!!!

Par T: Hi, Luigi! Would you like to buy a Sar for 20 coins?

Luigi: You know it! YEAH!!! I GOT A STAR! Now where am I gonna land… Oops ? Space! HAHAHAHA!!!


Peach: Ugh… Another red space.

***Peach: I just wasn’t on the ball. I couldn’t win any of the minigames. I made bad decisions without thinking about them…

Turn 15
Luigi: 10 Coins, 2 Stars
Peach: 30 Coins
Diddy: 2 Coins, 3 Stars
Jr: 50 Coins, 1 Star

Par T: I’m not so sure I should, with that attitude!


Jr. breathes fire.

Par T: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! … Will that be cash or check…?

Jr: Ugh…

Turn 19
Luigi: 20 Coins, 3 Stars
Peach: 10 Coins, 1 Star
Diddy: 90 Coins, 3 Stars
Jr: 10 Coins, 2 Stars
Mario: Go Luigi! Get one more Star, and you’ve won!

Luigi: I gotta get it… gotta get it… c’mon… .Ugh! One space short!

Mario: It’s okay, Luigi! Next turn!

Diddy: Hmm… I got a six… Oops! ? Space!

Luigi: AHHHH! OH NOOO!!!

Mario: SHOOT!!!

Jr: Ok… Eight… Ahh! Another ? Space! Oh no!


Mario: Wait… Luigi…


Mario: LUIGI!!!

Luigi: Meep… What?

Mario: The Star’s back!

Luigi: Wha…? Why so it is… YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Final Results:
Luigi: 3 Coins, 4 Stars
Peach: 10 Coins, 1 Star
Diddy: 96 Coins, 3 Stars
Jr: 10 Coins, 2 Stars

Par T: HAHAHA! That was fun! Here you all go, these are your check-in times!

Mario: Great! We’re striking back!!!

Par T: Here you go, Peach.

Peach: …

6:30 PM
The camera shows Phil standing on Whirl Island.

The gate on the bridge opens and Yoshi and Pink walk across.

Blue: Welcome to Yoshi’s Tropical Island!

Yoshi: Blue!!! How good to see ya!

Phil: Yoshi and Pink… You’re team number 1!

Yoshi: YEAH!!!

Pink: We did it!

Phil: Now the good news for this leg: You have each won a water scooter!

Pink: No way!

Yoshi: That’s awesome!

Pink: Yeah!

7:00 PM
Phil: King Boo and Boo… You’re team number 2!

Boo: Well, that was fun!

King Boo: Indeed!

Phil: You’re second now. Can you make it to first?

Boo: That’s a dumb question!

7:30 PM
Phil: Toad and Toadette… You’re team number 3!

Toad: Whoo! Yay!

Phil: Are you getting along well with Toadette!

Toad: Yep! I love being out here with my sweetheart!

8:00 PM
Phil: Mario and Luigi… You’re team number 4!

Luigi: Excellent!

Mario: Nice job, Bro!

Phil: That was quite a comeback,

Mario: But we still got work to do!

8:30 PM
Phil: DK and Diddy… You’re team mumber 5!

DK: Meh… Oh well…

Diddy: We didn’t really like the fruit task…

9:00 PM
Phil: Bowser and Bowser Jr… Congratulations, you are team number 6!

Jr: Yeah! It was a blast to play Mario Party!

Bowser: Did you have fun?


Bowser: Ugh…

9:30 PM
The gate opens and lets Peach and Daisy through.

Blue: Welcome to Yoshi’s Tropical Island.

Peach: Well, thank you very much.

Phil: Peach and Daisy… You’re the last team to arrive.

Daisy: Yeah… We know…

Phil: I’m sorry to tell you you’ve both been eliminated from the race.

Peach: Yeah… That was fun!

Daisy: Really fun!

***Peach: I’m terribly disappointed to leave the race. It was a real blast!

***Daisy: I sorta feel we could’ve done better, but we didn’t, and that’s okay.

***Peach: A million coins would’ve been nice, but ruling this beautiful land is good enough.

***Daisy: And I’ve got my own little kingdom… We live great lives.

Peach: Well… goodbye, Phil!

Daisy: See ya!!!

The credits roll…

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