JOHNNY: First to wake up. Again!
Admiral Bobbery: I told you it doesn’t matter.
Flavio: Is it me, or do I smell treasure?
Cortez: It’s you.
Dolphin: No, I smell something, but it’s not treasure.
Cheep Cheep: Smells like food.
Rip Van Fish: Smells like good food.
Lord Crump: Yo, it smells like a lot of good food, dude.
JOHNNY: Arr harr har. Smells like a fresh-baked cake.
Admiral Bobbery: Nice pirate laugh.
JOHNNY: Thanks, I’ve been working on it.
Flavio: Aren’t you a pirate?
JOHNNY: Ya, but as a shark pirate my laugh normally sounds like a squeak.
Cortez: I think it is cake.
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, let’s go get it!
Cheep Cheep: I wouldn’t.
Rip Van Fish: I’m afraid he’s right.
The six look at the fish oddly.
Admiral Bobbery: Hello? There is obviously a cake out there, and we can’t let the other mass get it.
Cheep Cheep: I have a feeling it’s a trap.
JOHNNY: Arr harr har, but who could set the trap, lad?
Admiral Bobbery: You can stop the pirate laughing now.
Cortez: Who else is on this island? There is no way the other mass could get the ingredients to make it.
Dolphin: You just gave a reason not to go after it.
Flavio: But this will be just like a treasure hunt.
Rip Van Fish: The trap was set by nature. Raise your hand if you can smell berries in the cake.
Everyone raises their hand.
Rip Van Fish: Those berries are poisonous, I can tell.
Cheep Cheep: Yeah, let the other mass fall for it.
Lord Crump: Yo, since they are fish, and fish is smart, we’ve got to believe them, man.
JOHNNY: Fine, but we are running low on food.
Admiral Bobbery: Fine, how about Dolphin, Rip Van Fish, Lord Crump, and Cortez go by the sea to get water, and JOHNNY, Cheep Cheep, Flavio, and I will go into the woods and get food.
At the shore...
Dolphin: Let’s get as much as we can.
Rip Van Fish: Wait, is that a ? Block?
Lord Crump: Yo, I’ll go hit it and see what comes out, dogs.
Lord Crump hits it. Death music starts to play.
Cortez: I think this is bad.
Dolphin: No duh!
A figure slowly rises out of the block.
Lord Crump: Yo, who are you, man?
Figure: I’M A GIRL!
Rip Van Fish: Sorry, who are you MAM?
Figure: I am Cackletta’s ghost, and I came to haunt whoever voted for Cackletta to leave last night!
Cortez: Wrong mass.
Cackletta’s Ghost: Oh. Sorry to scare you. Do you want what’s really in the block?
Lord Crump: Yo, sure, dog.
Cackletta’s Ghost: Here, it was a Bob-omb.
Everyone except Cackletta’s Ghost: Ahhhh!
BOOM!
The four get blasted to camp.
In the woods...
Flavio: Woah, a table covered by a blanket.
Admiral Bobbery: Can we look under it?
Cheep Cheep: Fine.
The four lift up the tarp, revealing something really surprising.
JOHNNY: Arr harr har! We shall never go hungry, me dogs.
Admiral Bobbery: Now you’re tieing an Irish accent into it; stop!
Flavio: Burgers, fries, soda, it’s a dream come true!
Cheep Cheep: And to make sure it’s edible, I’ll taste it.
Cheep Cheep takes a bite of a burger, a fry, and a sip of the soda.
Cheep Cheep: My gosh, it’s fine!
JOHNNY: Let’s take it all back to camp.
At camp...
Admiral Bobbery: Look what we found!
Everyone who went to the shore: Woah!
Flavio: And there is more than enough for everyone, so dig in!
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Cackletta: Yes, that moron Smithy is gone, now maybe we can get food!
Bowser: I got all the food I need.
Kamek: Bowser!
Doopliss: Joke’s over, we know you have food!
Fawful: He makes it magically, that fink rat!
King Boo: Bowser, you are the biggest moron.
The sky turns dark; a low, eerie noise is heard.
Bowser: Ahhhh! A ghost! Ghosts are scary!
King Boo: Hey!
Bowser: Except for you.
Cackletta’s Ghost: I am Cackletta’s Ghost!
Cackletta: I’m Cackletta!
Cackletta’s Ghost: I’m you in the future.
Cackletta; I don’t want to be a ghost!
Cackletta’s Ghost: When you get beat by the Mario Bros.
Bowser: Ha ha! You get beat by Mario and Luigi!
Fawful: How many times have they beaten you?
Bowser: (Hmm, I guess I have been beaten so much that I lost count.)
Cackletta’s Ghost: Like I said, when Fawful is searching for a body to possess, and he finds Bowsers, don’t inhabit his body.
Bowser: No, I will not let an ugly moron like you posses a great like me.
Cackletta’s Ghost: I will make your worst fear happen... A butterfly!
Bowser: Eeek! A big, mean, scary butterfly!
Bowser runs away.
Doopliss: Uh, about that, Superstar Saga already happened.
Cackletta’s Ghost: Uh, past then. I came here to haunt whoever wanted to vote off Cackletta!
Francis: I believe Smithy did, but he has already departed.
Kamek: The other was you.
Cackletta’s Ghost: Fine, here’s your biggest fear... A jock!
Francis: Ahh! Immense, mean, frightening jocks!
Francis runs away.
King Boo: Can you get us some food?
Cackletta’s Ghost: Would you like some, Cackletta?
Cackletta: Yeah!
Cackletta’s Ghost: Fine!
Cackletta’s Ghost grabs a tree, and shakes off the fruit.
Cackletta’s Ghost: It is time for me to go. Farewell.
Cackletta’s Ghost leaves, and Bowser and Francis return.
Cackletta: For trying to vote me off, no food for you!
Bowser: What did I did?
Doopliss: It’s what did I do, smart one.
Francis: I do not necessitate your nutrients.
Kamek: ENGLISH!
Francis: I don’t need the food.
King Boo: Guys, is it me or did the fruit vanish?
Fawful: What happened, you fink rat?
Cackletta: The food is gone!
A message falls from the sky.
Kamek: I’ll read this. It reads “You got robbed by us Microgoombas, so ha!”
Everybody: @*#&$^%@$*^@$^%%&^$@*!
>>Day 5<<
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Kamek, Magician: It’s already afternoon and everyone is still sleeping. I was up early, hiding my bed. I just ate. I need to have a talk with Bowser, because we almost got found out. I’m lucky they forgot.
King Boo: Hello? Anyone awake?
Doopliss: I just woke up.
Fawful: Why did we all sleep in so late?
ZZZ…
Cackletta: I guess nerd boy snores.
Bowser: WHO WOKE ME UP?
Kamek: Francis, he snores.
Bowser: I’ll handle this.
Bowser screams in Francis’s ear.
Doopliss: Oh come
on, how can he still be sleeping?
Bowser jumps on Francis.
Francis: Eeek!
Cackletta: You snore way too loud!
Francis: It is not my liability.
King Boo: Yes it is!
Fawful: It’s that stupid Koopa!
Koopa: I told you, it’s Kappa. Anyway, here’s a telegram for the Reward Challenge: Head into the woods tonight at dawn. Only turn back if your name is Shawn.
Bowser: That’s my name!
Kappa: Don’t try to be funny, Mr.
Bowser: You sound like my high school principal.
Kappa: That’s because I am!
Bowser: Principal Kappa Jones? I had an office IN your office!
Kappa: Because you got into so much trouble. Now the rest of it: Swing across the pit of pain. Or you will feel the Spinies’ bane. That’s a wrap.
Bowser: Yo my dog, what the dillio on the 411? See, I can rap.
Kappa: When I quit teaching it was to get away from you, but I guess I never can.
Cackletta: I want this challenge; because I bet it involves food.
>>Sea Surfers<<
Flavio: Treasure time!
Cortez: Hey JOHNNY, you’re not the first to wake up!
JOHNNY: No! I lose!
Admiral Bobbery: Yes you do.
Cheep Cheep: What should we do today?
Dolphin: Tell jokes!
Lord Crump: Rap, yo!
Flavio: Treasure hunt!
JOHNNY: Poker!
Cortez: Decapitate the other mass!
Admiral Bobbery: We could sneak attack the other mass.
Rip Van Fish: We could get some caffeine.
Cheep Cheep: No, we’ve got to... to... Oh I don’t know!
Rip Van Fish: Hey, it’s Kappa.
Kappa: Thanks for remembering my name; your mass is WAY better than the other mass. Now for tonight’s reward challenge: Head into the woods tonight at dawn. Only turn back if your name is Shawn. Swing across the pit of pain. Or you will feel the Spinies’ bane. Now, here’s a hint. When you win take what’s under the tarp.
JOHNNY: Ha! We know what to take!
Admiral Bobbery: Yes we do.
>>Reward Challenge<<
The two masses and members find their way into the woods.
Lemmy: Well, Bosses, how are we?
Bowser: Could be worse.
Cackletta: At least Smithy’s gone; he was just taking up space.
Fawful: I agree, that fink rat was annoying.
Doopliss: Yeah, but we are still hungry.
Lemmy: Too bad; Surfers?
Cheep Cheep: We’re
doing amazing; we’ve got a warm shelter and a ton of food.
JOHNNY: Yeah, we’re amazing.
Lord Crump: Yeah dogs, we rule!
Cortez: We’ve got food for weeks!
Admiral Bobbery: Yes we do.
Lemmy: Good, now for the challenge. In this challenge, teams will send a member to swing on a rope across the pit of super sharp Spinies. Throughout the Spinies there will be three rings with NO Spinies. You must land in one of them. Now the twist. One of them is closest to the other two. There is a magical bucket in there, and if you knock it over, the Spinies will multiply and the pit will grow in size. Now before I ask questions, I’m going to answer one I know will be asked. NO magic allowed. If you are caught using it your team will automatically lose. Now, any real questions?
...
Lemmy: I guess not, so Surfers, pick a member to sit out.
Rip Van Fish: I will, because I can’t swing.
Lemmy: Ok, Rip Van Fish will sit this one out. Now, ready... Set... Go!
Cheep Cheep: Ok, who wants to go first?
JOHNNY: Ha, I do.
JOHNNY swings across, and makes it.
JOHNNY: Ha, we win!
Cortez: We need to get everyone across. My turn!
Cortez barely makes it across.
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, I’m coming through!
Lord Crump: Woah, no!
Lord Crump makes it, but spills a little bit of the bucket.
Admiral Bobbery: Great, now it’s harder!
Cackletta: Ehh heh ey, I’ll own you guys.
Cackletta swings and jumps, but…
Cackletta: OUCH!
Lemmy: Cackletta landed on a Spiny and must go back.
Fawful: My turn, fink rats!
Fawful lands perfectly.
Doopliss: My turn!
Doopliss almost knocks the bucket over.
Kamek: Close one. My turn!
Kamek easily makes it across.
Admiral Bobbery: I’ll probably miss.
He does.
Admiral Bobbery: Owie!
Lemmy: Admiral Bobbery lands in the Spinies and must go back.
Admiral Bobbery: This time it will work.
Again he’s right.
Admiral Bobbery: Yes! I finally made it.
Dolphin: My turn!
No good.
Dolphin: No, I knocked it over!
Cackletta: I will make this!
She does.
Cackletta; Yes! I made it!
Francis: I believe I ought to go next.
Bowser: He’s going to get killed!
But Bowser is wrong.
Francis: See, it was as easy as the square route of 13,456.
King Boo: This will be easy.
King Boo barely makes it into the last ring.
Bowser: I know I’m going to fall, I’m too big.
BOOM!
Bowser: Woah! I made it!
Lemmy: The Bombing Bosses win! Now, you can pick one of two prizes. You can take what’s under the tarp, or take one item from this box.
Cackletta: We want what’s under the tarp!
Lemmy: Everyone agree?
Fawful: Yeah!
Doopliss: Sure.
King Boo: Fine
Bowser: All right.
Kamek: Fine by me.
Francis: I concur.
Lemmy: Fine, under this tarp, here you go, burgers, fries, and soda! You have fifteen minutes to eat it in front of the other mass.
Lemmy takes off the tarp, revealing nothing.
Lemmy: What?! Where is the food?
Dolphin: Oh, we found it and ate it.
Bombing Bosses: WHAT?!
Lemmy: I think you guys should run.
Admiral Bobbery: Yes, we should.
>>Day 6<<
>>Sea Surfers<<
JOHNNY: Ha, I woke up first again! That’s a two-game winning streak!
Cortez: Shhh, it’s four in the morning. Let’s go for a walk, I need to talk to you.
JOHNNY: Fine.
They leave camp.
JOHNNY: So what’s on your mind?
Cortez: I don’t think you’ll understand it.
JOHNNY: I understand everything!
Cortez: Fine, I’m thinking we should throw the challenge today.
JOHNNY: Say what?
Cortez: I knew you wouldn’t. I’m thinking it may be tough if we merge quickly, which is why we should lose. Bu then again, who should we vote off? We need everyone.
JOHNNY: That’s a bad idea!
Cortez: ... I see. Let’s just get back to camp.
At camp...
JOHNNY: Ha, first to be up!
Admiral Bobbery: Yes you are.
Flavio: I’m mad!
Lord Crump: Yo dude, why?
Cheep Cheep: Do tell.
Flavio: I have found no treasure!
Rip Van Fish: So?
Flavio: I only signed up for this to find treasure!
JOHNNY: Ha, I signed up to find poker buddies!
Cortez: I came here because I’m bored with my life.
Admiral Bobbery: I came here to be near the sea.
Dolphin: I came here to learn some jokes and test some out.
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, I came here to show the world I’m a gangsta, man!
Rip Van Fish: I came here to show the world I don’t sleep all the time!
Cheep Cheep: But we all can agree that we came here-
Everyone: To win a million coins!
Kappa: Here’s a poem for the next challenge. Go to the Valley of Doom. Don’t step or sit on a Shroom. Run until the bell goes ding. If you’re not safe, you’ll go bling.
Everyone: Weirdo.
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Kamek, Magician: Again, everyone slept in. I have got a lot accomplished, and I didn’t use magic. I gathered some fruit and threw rocks at a few Goonies, killing them to eat. I went by the water and gathered some water, and I got more leaves for padding in our shelter.
Kappa: Howdy, y’all. Hey, where is everyone?
Kamek: They’re still sleeping.
Kappa: Yes! No Bowser!
Bowser: YEAH!
Kamek: Woah! How did you suddenly spring up from sleeping?
Kappa: Simple, whenever I would give him a detention, he slept through it and learned to wake up when I talked.
Bowser: Ah, those were the good days.
Kappa: Yeah, well those were the worst six of mine.
Kamek: I thought you only spend four years in high school.
Kappa: Bowser was held back twice. Here’s the poem: Go to the Valley of Doom. Don’t step or sit on a sSroom. Run until the bell goes ring. If you’re not safe, you’ll go bling.
Kamek: HEY EVERYONE, WAKE UP!
Cackletta: Ahhhh!
Fawful: You fink rats, I got no sleep!
Doopliss: Francis snores!
King Boo: You seriously need to stop.
Francis: I do not require treatment.
Kamek: Here’s a magical potion; drink this!
Kamek drains it into Francis’s mouth.
Francis: That was the most atrocious fluid my oral cavity has tasted.
Bowser: Deai with it, baby.
Kamek: Uh, guys, I think we should head to our challenge now.
Bowser: I missed that moron; I was going to make fun of him.
Kamek: You did see him.
Bowser: Oh.
>>Immunity Challenge<<
The losers gather around the same arena in the woods.
Lemmy: Evening, losers; how’s it been, Surfers?
Flavio: Eh, good as always.
Lemmy: Bosses?
King Boo: Bad, we would have had a ton of food but the other mass ate it.
Lemmy: Then let’s get right to it. In this challenge, you will run around this arena. When I blow the whistle, you must stop where you are. Then, Bowyer, who is all the way on the other side of the island, will randomly shoot five Aeros. If you get hit by one, you’re out. Last member standing wins. Now, you can push people down, but if you fall on a Mushroom, you’re automatically out. NO magic! Any questions?
...
Lemmy: Ok, so Surfers, who’s sitting out>
Cheep Cheep: Someone slow and weak should sit out.
Rip Van Fish: I’ll sit out.
Lemmy: Rip Van Fish will sit out. Ready... Set... Go!
JOHNNY: Ha ha! You can’t catch me!
Bowser: ROAR!
Lemmy: Bowser caused a huge quake, but it looks like no one hit a Mushroom.
WHISTLE!
Lemmy: Here come the Aeros.
...
Lemmy: The first one hits no one.
...
Lemmy: The second one hits no one.
...
Kamek: Ahhhh!
Lemmy: The third one hit Kamek, sending him out of the game.
...
Lemmy: The fourth one missed.
...
King Boo: Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo!
Lemmy: Ooh, the last one nailed King Boo, eliminating him. Start running!
Admiral Bobbery: Here I come.
BOOM!
Lemmy: Doopliss and Fawful landed on Mushrooms, and are out.
Doopliss: Oh, snap!
Fawful: Fink rats.
WHISTLE!
Lemmy: Here they come.
...
Dolphin: Ouch!
Lemmy: Dolphin out.
...
Lemmy: The second one misses.
...
Lemmy: The third one misses.
...
Bowser: Is it raining?
Lemmy: Bowser was hit with the fourth one and is out.
...
Francis: I do sense pain!
Lemmy: Francis out, now only Cackletta remains. Go!
JOHNNY: HA, we’re going to-
WHISTLE!
Cortez: That was a quick one.
Lemmy: Here they come.
...
Admiral Bobbery: Argh!
Lemmy: Bobbery was hit.
...
Cheep Cheep: No, I’m done!
Lemmy: Couldn’t have said it better.
...
Flavio: Ahhhh!
Lemmy: The third one hit Flavio.
...
Cortez: Arrr arrrg!
Lemmy: The fourth one hit Cortez.
...
JOHNNY: Ahh! That hurt!
Lemmy: The last one hits JOHNNY. Just like that, the Bombing Bosses have a chance. Just Cackletta and Crump. GO!
Cackletta: Do not worry, as I will-
Lord Crump: Coming through, dog!
Lemmy: Lord Crump slams Cackletta into the mushroom; Surfers win!
JOHNNY: Ha, we win!
Admiral Bobbery: Yes we do.
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, we owned you, man!
Lemmy: Bosses, I’ll see you at the massacre tonight.
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Francis: May I communicate with you?
Bowser: What do you want!?
Francis; May I persuade you into voting off Cackletta?
Kamek: Hmm, yeah, I’ll ally with you.
King Boo: Me too.
Bowser: Me eleventy hundred.
Francis: See you guys tonight.
Bowser, Koopa King: I’m not sure here. If I vote off Cackletta, that will mean less competition later on down the road. Or, I could backstab him and get him gone.
Kamek, Magician: I’m sure I’ll go with Francis, less competition down the road.
King Boo, Boo King: Hehe, everything is falling into place. They all expect me to vote for Francis or Cackletta, but I’m going to make a dramatic move to change the flow of the game. Hehe.
Francis, Nerd: Bowser is so ignorant. I now must convince Cackletta, Fawful, and Doopliss to voting him off.
Francis: Cackletta, Fawful, Doopliss; may I have a word with you?
Cackletta: Fire away.
Francis: We shall get Bowser gone tonight, as he is a bully.
Doopliss: Fine.
Cackletta: Yeah.
Fawful: Nice plan, fink rat.
>>Mass Massacre<<
The seven losers stumble into seats.
Lemmy: Hi gang. Seeing as I’ve got a life, let’s just get this started. Fawful, go vote.
Fawful goes to vote.
Cackletta goes to vote.
Kamek goes to vote.
Kamek, Magician: This was a really tough choice.
Bowser goes to vote.
Doopliss goes to vote.
King Boo goes to vote.
King Boo, Boo King: He he, he’ll never know what hit him.
Francis goes to vote.
Lemmy: I’ll go tally the votes.
...
Lemmy: I have the vote. The first one is for... Bowser.
Bowser: What?!
Lemmy: The second one is for... Fawful.
Fawful: That fink rat.
Lemmy: The third is for... Bowser.
Bowser: Wowsa!
Lemmy: That’s two for Bowser, one for Fawful. Next vote is for... Cackletta. Next one is for... Cackletta. Two for Bowser and Cackletta, one for Fawful. The next one goes to... Bowser. The last vote goes to... Cackletta. We have a tie, everyone except Cackletta and Bowser, go vote.
Kamek goes to vote.
King Boo goes to vote.
Fawful goes to vote.
Doopliss goes to vote.
Francis goes to vote.
Lemmy: Here are the new votes. Seeing as this is taking forever, I’ll read them quickly. Bowser... Cackletta... Cackletta... Bowser... and Bowser, you are leaving.
Bowser: ROAR!
Lemmy: You all may return to your camp.
Who voted for
who?
Francis: First
time: Bowser (mean); Second time: Bowser (still mean)
King Boo: First
time: Fawful (wants to weaken Cackletta’s side); Second time: Cackletta
(weaken her side)
Doopliss: First
time: Bowser (allied with a group); Second time: Bowser (still has alliance)
Fawful: First
time: Cackletta (wanted to backstab her); Second time: Bowser (scared Cackletta
would suspect something)
Cackletta: Bowser
(allied with the group)
Kamek: First
time: Cackletta (allied with a group, but most didn’t follow it); Second
time: Cackletta (same reason)
Bowser: Cackletta
(only girl, wants her gone)
Bowser, Koopa King: This makes me mad! I had it, but all the people I trusted backstabbed me, and I’m really mad at that nerd Francis!