JOHNNY: Ha, we won again last night.
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, we’re unstoppable!
Admiral Bobbery: Yes we are.
Dolphin: We can’t let it get to our heads.
Everyone stares at Dolphin.
Cheep Cheep: What’s that supposed to mean?
Cortez: Are you saying we stink?
Flavio: It’s not funny.
Rip Van Fish: Neither are you.
Dolphin: What did I do?
JOHNNY: I could’ve sworn I’ve heard that quote somewhere.
Lord Crump: Yo man, I think its Bowser’s, dog.
Admiral Bobbery: Yes it is.
Cortez: I think he doesn’t like us.
Everyone except Dolphin: Yeah!
Dolphin: Woah there, ladies.
Flavio: And he’s still cracking jokes.
Cortez: You got a lot of nerve.
Cheep Cheep: You’ve been really annoying!
Rip Van Fish: And I thought Crump was the worst.
Lord Crump: What dog?
Dolphin: Jam!
JOHNNY: Aye, the lad won’t stop his senseless joking.
Admiral Bobbery: No he won’t.
Cortez: I say we punish Dolphin.
Flavio: Yeah.
Cheep Cheep: I’ve got an idea. Since we’re running low on food, no food for Dolphin until tomorrow.
Rip Van Fish: Everyone agree?
Everyone except Dolphin: Yeah.
Dolphin: Oh come on, I’ll surely starve.
Everyone except for Dolphin: Too bad, Mr. Funny.
Dolphin: @*$^@$^*@^%*@!
JOHNNY: Did you just say what I think you said?
Admiral Bobbery: Yes he did.
Lord Crump: Yo man, we don’t like swearing, dog.
Flavio: This makes me mad.
Cortez: Trust me; you don’t want to see him when he’s mad.
Flavio: What?!
Flavio beats Cortez until he is a pile of bones.
Cortez: Arg, you’ll pay.
Dolphin, Performer: I think this is really unfair punishment, and am definitely mad right now.
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Kamek: Francis, King Boo, may I have a word with you?
King Boo: Sure.
Francis: That will be fine by me.
Kamek: Look, I know you voted Bowser off last night, Francis, but you showed some life.
King Boo: He did?
Kamek: Yeah, you showed me you’re not as much of a nerd as you look.
Francis: We prefer educationally gifted.
Kamek: Whatever, I want us three to be the last standing in the mass. So us three work together and don’t vote each other off. That cool with you too?
King Boo: Yeah, this is a good plan.
Francis: I concur.
Kamek: Good, let’s go meet the other half for breakfast.
The three walk back to camp.
Kamek: Sup guys, what’s for breakfast?
Fawful: Dirt.
King Boo: Seriously, what’s for breakfast?
Doopliss: Dirt.
Francis: Please confirm.
Cackletta: We have no food!
Kamek: How about we split into our search groups?
Fawful: Fine, fink rats, we get woods.
King Boo: Fine.
At the shore…
Kamek: Ok, so what does everyone want?
King Boo: Hot dog!
Francis: Caviar.
Kamek: I guess I’ll have a burger.
Kamek makes the food magically appear.
King Boo: Food!
Francis: Thank you!
In the woods…
Cackletta: Fawful, I command you to find us food!
Fawful: You fink rat, I’m so sick of you always bossing me around!
Doopliss: Yeah, how about you look for once!
Cackletta: I am too great to do work!
Fawful: I’m more popular than you!
Doopliss: Yeah, even Susan’s more popular than you, and she isn’t even real!
Cackletta: She’s not?
Susan: Boohoo!
Susan drowns in the ocean.
Fawful: Well that was random.
Doopliss: You could say that again.
Cackletta: Well that was random.
Doopliss: I was being sarcastic.
Cackletta: I knew that.
Fawful: Yeah, ok kid.
Doopliss: Look, it’s a fruit tree. Fruit’s a food.
Cackletta: Finally!
Fawful: Woah there, Girl Scout, the food is for everyone except you.
Cackletta: Fools!
Doopliss: Doesn’t scare us!
Doopliss morphs into Giga Bowser.
Giga Bowser: ROAR!
Cackletta: Eeeeeeeek!
Cackletta screams and runs all the way back to camp.
Doopliss morphs back into himself.
Fawful: Now that that fink rat Cackloser isn’t here, let’s get some fruit.
Doopliss: Cackloser, that’s hilarious.
The two strip the tree of its fruit.
Doopliss: Let’s go back to camp and share it with the others.
Fawful: Yeah, except we won’t share it with Cackloser.
The two return to camp and meet up with the others.
Fawful: Fink rats and Cackloser!
Kamek: Cackloser, ha! That’s original!
Cackletta: SHUT UP!
Doopliss: Anyway, we found fruit to last us days!
Fawful: So everyone except Cackloser, dig in!
The five start eating the fruit.
Cackloser, Loser: Hey wait, since when do you call me Cackloser?
Cameraman: Sorry, let me fix that.
Cackletta, Witch: That’s better. This is totally unfair they’re not allowing me to eat just because I haven’t done any work. Sure they’re right, but this is totally cruel, I’ll surely starve to death.
Fawful: Hey Cackloser, guess what we’re giving you?
Cackletta: Food?
Doopliss: No, look at your new tent.
Cackletta: “Cacklosers House, I’m A Loser Because I’m Mean, Lazy, and Stuck Up. I Am A Loser.” Hey!
All Five: Ha ha.
Cackletta: Where’s my ghost when I need it?
Fawful: You mean Cackloser’s Ghost?
Cackletta: Shut up, Awful!
Fawful: That’s not funny.
Kamek: Awful, ha! That’s original.
Fawful: Shut up, you’re going to go, Ka-Wreck.
Kamek: That’s not original.
Doopliss: Yes it is.
Kamek: Shut up, Dopeliss.
King Boo: That’s original.
Doopliss: This is original, King Doof.
Francis: I must concur with that calling.
King Boo: Woah. Where did you come from?
Francis: I have not produced dialogue in pages.
Everyone: … Darn it; there are no insulting names for you!
>>Day 8<<
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Kamek: Morning, everyone. Let’s have a day of no calling each other names other than the originals.
King Boo: All of them were bad anyway.
Fawful: No, Cackloser is original.
Doopliss: Yeah.
Cackletta: Hey!
Francis: What could possibly be so dreadful?
Fawful: Ignore Cackloser, she’s just, well…
Doopliss: A loser, and besides, even YOU are cooler that Cackloser.
Cackloser, Loser: Hey, I thought I told you the last time not to do that!
Cameraman: What? Fawful paid me fifty coins, what’s wrong with that?
Cackletta: This.
Cackletta pounds the cameraman into a pile of dust.
Cameraman: Security!
A bunch of Sledge Bros. charge in and head straight for Cackloser- I mean, Cackletta.
Lemmy: This may get too violent to show, so for the next minute you’ll just see part of The Roy Show.
Roy: Now I will show you how to beat up a nerd in three seconds.
The camera zooms in on a defenseless Iggy.
Roy: The timer will start in three… two… o-
Lemmy: Man, everything on TV is so violent. But it looks like the fight is over, so let’s just go back to Survivor.
The camera shows a bunch of Sledge Bros. dogpiling on Cackletta.
Sledge Bro: I make dust out of you.
Lemmy: My bad, guess it’s not over. Now The Happy Mousey Fun Time Show can’t possibly be violent.
The camera zooms in and we see Mouser holding up a bazooka to Bowser’s face.
Lemmy: Wow, television is soooo violent. But I’m sure that the violence is all over.
The camera zooms in on Cackletta in a wheelchair rolling back to camp.
Fawful: Look, Cackloser is in a wheelchair.
Doopliss: Old geezer.
Cackletta: Shut up!
Doopliss: What could you possibly do to me?
Cackletta rolls over Doopliss’ foot.
Doopliss: Ouch, that hurt!
Kamek: No fighting.
Francis: Hostility is immoral.
King Boo: Hey, it’s Kappa.
Kappa: Wait, where’s that hooligan Bowser?
Kamek: He got voted off.
Kappa: Yes! Now my vacation may be enjoyable! Anyhow, for tonight’s challenge, you must row your raft out to sea while avoiding all the obstacles. First team to cross the finish line wins the reward.
Doopliss: Hey, no annoying rhymes.
Kappa: Guess I was so excited I forgot.
Fawful: Good, now leave.
Kappa: Make me!
Kamek zaps Kappa and he disappears.
Francis: This challenge must require a lot of teamwork.
Fawful: Too bad we got Cackloser.
Cackletta: Hey, I can be good!
King Boo: Prove it.
Cackloser: Fawful, I helped revive you when the Mario Bros. beat you.
Fawful: That was me who helped you, fink rat.
Cackletta: … Fine, but this time I will help.
Everyone: Yeah, ok.
>>Sea Surfers<<
JOHNNY: Ha, first to wake up.
…
JOHNNY: Hey, where is everyone?
Admiral Bobbery: We’re out here making lunch.
JOHNNY: No! I’m the last to wake up!
Admiral Bobbery: Yes you are.
Cortez: Lunchtime!
Flavio: Yes.
Cheep Cheep: Breakfast was horrible.
Rip van Fish: Yeah.
Dolphin: It was as bad as Crump.
Lord Crump: Yo man, what’s your problem, dog?
Dolphin: What did I do?
Cortez: Why do you always copy Bowser’s quotes?
Dolphin: That’s it, I’m not talking!
Cheep Cheep: Good.
Rip Van Fish: Now let’s work together.
JOHNNY: No more bad jokes!
Admiral Bobbery: Hey, it’s that Koopa.
Lord Crump: Hey, it’s my homie G skittles biscuit, Kappa, dog!
Kappa: Yo, sup homie. What down?
Dolphin: …
Kappa: Why isn’t he talking?
Cheep Cheep; Trust us, he’s way better like this.
Kappa: Seeing as I didn’t give the other group a poem, I won’t give you guys one. Now don’t cry.
Everyone except Dolphin: Yeah, no annoying rhymes!
Dolphin: …
Kappa: Anyhow, you have to row your raft out to sea while avoiding obstacles. First team to cross the finish line wins reward. Bye!
JOHNNY: Wait, is it me or is this a short day for us?
Admiral Bobbery: Yes, it is short.
Cortez: It’s like the author doesn’t like us.
Lord Crump: Yo, but me and zz are tight, we go back ages, dude.
Cheep Cheep: Let’s just win this one.
Rip Van Fish: Yahoo!
Dolphin, Performer: …
>>Reward Challenge<<
The two masses arrive at the shore.
Lemmy: Hello losers, ready to lose?
Sea Surfers: Bosses, I think he’s talking to you.
Lemmy: Right you are.
Fawful: Can we lose already? With Cackloser, we’ll never win.
Cackletta: Shut up!
Lemmy: Since you all are so anxious to get this challenge over with, I’ll start now. The teams will get onto this raft and will have to row themselves out to sea. But watch out, as there are many obstacles. First team to cross the finish line wins. Any questions?
Everyone: No!
Lemmy: Good. Surfers, pick two members to sit out.
Surfers: Dolphin!
Dolphin: …
Lemmy: Fine, I need one more person to sit out.
Rip Van Fish: I’m tired, so I’ll sit zzzzzz.
Lemmy: There you have it. Teams, get in your rafts. When I wave my wand, you start.
Lemmy waves his wand.
Doopliss: Gogogogogogogogogogogogogogo!
Kamek: Hey, something is wrong with our raft!
King Boo: Yeah, it’s sinking in the back.
Fawful: I know why, it’s because the fink rat Cackloser is weighing the back down with her wheelchair.
Cackletta: No I’m not; King Boo just needs to lose some weight!
Francis: If I’m accurate he is a ghost and weighs nil.
King Boo: No, I weigh nothing, not nil!
Cheep Cheep: I’ll get on first, then Bobbery, Cortez, Crump, and JOHNNY.
JOHNNY: Why is it me who has to go in last?
Cheep Cheep: Because you can row faster with the spear.
Admiral Bobbery: Oh yeah, good plan.
Lord Crump: I can row too, dogs!
Cortez: But I can use all of my weapons.
Lemmy: Sea Surfers have left the shore and are heading out, but Bombing Bosses are struggling here.
Fawful: Do we have to have Cackloser come?
Lemmy: If you want to win this.
King Boo: We do!
Doopliss: I have an idea!
Francis: Do elaborate!
Doopliss: I don’t have one, I was seeing if any of you had one.
Kamek: I have one! Lemmy never said no magic, so I will heal Cackloser just so we can win this one.
Kamek waves his wand and Cackloser, I mean, Cackletta magically heals.
Cackletta: Hey, no wheelchair!
Fawful: Good, now we can start rowing!
Lemmy: Better hurry, because the Sea Surfers are making good time!
Cheep Cheep: Right you are!
Lord Crump: Yo, dog!
Everyone: Yes?
CRASH!
Lemmy: And a careless move by the Sea Surfers made them crash into a sea dog, and they are heading off course! This may buy the Bombing Bosses some time if they can row quickly.
Fawful: We may have a chance!
Francis: Wait, turn left, as a rock is in front of us and to the right!
Kamek: Ok.
Everyone except for Francis turns right.
Bombing Bosses: Ahhhh!
CRASH!
Lemmy: And it looks like that costly crash just lost it for the Bosses, as the Sea Surfers are back on course and inches from crossing the finish line… Sea Surfers win reward!
Surfers: YEAH!
Lemmy: Do you want to know what you win?
Surfers: Duh!
Lemmy: You have won flint, you can now make fire!
Surfers: Yeah!
>>Day 9<<
>>Sea Surfers<<
JOHNNY: First one up, ha!
Dolphin: …
Cortez: Say what?
Dolphin: …
Lord Crump: Yo, speak English, dude!
Dolphin: …
Admiral Bobbery: Uh huh, could you repeat that?
Dolphin: …
Cheep Cheep: He’s not talking, remember?
Rip Van Fish: Oh yeah.
Admiral Bobbery: I want something new to eat, let’s cook something with that flint we won.
Cheep Cheep: Who has it?
JOHNNY: Ha, I do!
Cortez: What should we cook?
Lord Crump: Something fried. Man I love fried foods, dog!
Cheep Cheep: Well all we have to fry is pretty much fruit.
Rip Van Fish: Let there be fried fruit!
Cortez: Yarg!
Flavio: This is just what Indiana Jones would do!
JOHNNY: Ha, I’ll start the fire!
Dolphin: …
Lord Crump: Yo dude, let’s get some kindling, dog!
Dolphin: …
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah, you do that.
Rip Van Fish: Kindling is small wood that can start a fire easy, right?
Cortez: That it be, lad.
The seven bring JOHNNY plenty of kindling.
JOHNNY: Let me just use me lighter.
JOHNNY starts a fire.
Everyone: Yes!
Admiral Bobbery: Fry up this apple.
Cortez: And this coconut.
Lord Crump: It was my idea, dogs, so he fry’s my banana first!
Rip van Fish: Fry this kelp weed.
Cheep Cheep: Fry this blade of grass!
Flavio: Fry this sand!
JOHNNY: Ok, here are your disgusting meals.
Lord Crump: Yo Kappa, my number one homie G skittles biscuit!
Kappa: Word, what’s riding cool highway today?
Lord Crump: Fried bananas, man!
Kappa: You guys will be too sick for the challenge tonight.
JOHNNY: Oh yeah, forgot about it.
Kappa: Yo dogs, here’s tonight’s rap. Wait, Crump, give me a gangster beat for this rap!
Lord Crump: Beatbox! Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi!
Kappa: Yo tonight’s challenge will be ea-sy, if you can just solve the my-stery!
Lord Crump: Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi!
Kappa: Yo, everybody gather round, and turn back all the messed up plates! Yeah!
Lord Crump: Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi!
Kappa: K man, stop with that horrible beat boxing, it’s killing my ears, dog!
Lord Crump: Yo, I’ve been a gangster way longer then you, dog!
Kappa: Yeah, probably, dog!
Kappa leaves.
Cortez: You do beatbox horribly.
Flavio: Yeah.
Lord Crump: I’m probably the best here, dog!
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah, probably.
>>Bombing Bosses<<
Fawful: Yes, after tonight when we lose the Immunity Challenge we can vote Cackloser off!
Kamek: Just because you hate Cackloser doesn’t mean we should lose the challenge.
Francis: He does encompass a point.
King Boo: Yeah, let’s win for once!
Cackletta: We can do it!
Doopliss: Hey, Cackloser is healed from last night.
Kamek: Oh yeah, I’ve got to fix that.
Kamek waves his wand and makes a giant truck run over Cackloser, sending her into the wheelchair again.
Cackletta: Ahhhh, great! I’m handicapped again.
Fawful: What, you no get any special “handicap” treatment, you fink-rat!
Doopliss: Yeah!
Francis: I require nutrients immediately. My stomach grows vacant.
King Boo: Hey, I see food! Someone go kill that Goomba!
Doopliss: I’ll step on it!
Goomba: Eeek!
SQUAH!
Fawful: We’re eating good tonight!
Kamek: Except for Cackloser!
Cackletta: Fine by me, I don’t really care.
Kappa: Yo, what’s up, my homies? I got a rap for tonight’s challenge, dog! Wait, the one time I need Bowser to beatbox, he’s gone! No, dog, no!
A Bob-omb with a TV on it lands in front of Kappa and the Bosses. Bowser appears on the TV.
Kappa: Bowser, why are you here?
Bowser: I couldn’t resist seeing my favorite teacher. Oh yeah, Francis, I’ll kill you!
Francis: I will get nation guard on you!
Kappa: Yo, since you’re the only thing close to a gangster, beatbox for me while I rap this challenge, mmk?
Bowser: Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi!
Kappa: Yo tonight’s challenge will be ea-sy, if you can just solve the my-stery!
Bowser: Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi!
Kappa: Yo, everybody gather round, and turn back all the messed up plates! Yeah!
Bowser: Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi! Ba boom boom chi!
Kappa: Eh, better then what Crump did for “beatboxing.”
Bowser: Yo, you’re rap was horrible! I never have felt so sorry for mics in my life!
Kappa: @#*$^* ^$!
Lemmy: Hey! You know you signed the contract! No swearing! This will be your last time on this show!
Kappa: @$&($^^&$^&(@%^(@(%(@^(&@*(%^(@^(*!^(%^%!(*%^(!^(*!
Fawful: Sheesh, your rap was almost as bad as Cackloser would be!
Kamek: Come on guys, let’s win for once!
Cackletta: Ahem!
Kamek: Sorry, guys and losers.
Doopliss: Come on, we can win!
King Boo: Yeah!
Francis: I strongly concur!
>>Immunity Challenge<<
The two masses walk into the field.
Lemmy: Good day, losers. Well, we all know who is going to win, so let’s get this win for the Surfers over with so the Bosses can get rid of Cackloser, I mean, Cackletta. Anyway, here you can see a field of plates. They refrract light. In order to win, the team must find the correct pattern to allow light to go through the plates and raise the flag by flipping around the sides. NO magic allowed! First team to raise their flag wins immunity. But wait, there’s more. We have a special guest to shine the light through the plates. The special guest is Brett Favre!
Everyone: Who?
Lemmy: He’s the greatest QB to ever play football!
Brett Favre magically appears.
Brett Favre: This is much warmer than Green Bay. Even if a bunch of weird things are looking at me.
Lemmy: Oh man, Crazy Packers Fan should be here.
Cortez: Stupid Real Worlder.
Brett Favre: What did you say?
Lemmy: Anyway, Surfers, choose two members to sit out.
Everyone: Dolphin!
Dolphin: …
Cheep Cheep: Now who’s the next dumbest?
Everyone turns to Crump.
Lord Crump: Fine dogs, I’ll bench this one, dudes.
Lemmy: Ready… Set…
Brett Favre: Go!
Sea Surfers’ Plate
Position:
X
X O X X
O O X
X X X O
Bombing Boss’
Plate Position:
X
O O X O
X X X
O X X O
Both Mass’ Target
Position:
O
X X O O
X X X
O X O X
Doopliss: Come on, come on!
Kamek: And tell me, why you standing here!
Cackletta: This is no time for jamming out to Smash Mouth!
King Boo: Hey now! You’re an all star! Get your game on, go play!
Fawful: Hey now! You’re a rock star. Get the show on, get paid!
Francis: All that glitters is gold!
Doopliss: Francis, I never knew you were in on all the “cool” songs!
Francis: I do have a superior taste for straight up rock!
Cackletta: We lost!
Cheep Cheep: Switch this one!
Cortez: But I think this one is right!
Rip Van Fish: Eh, it can’t hurt to try.
JOHNNY: Let’s swap this one too.
Admiral Bobbery: This one too!
Flavio: This one, now shine the light!
Brett Favre: All right!
…
Lemmy: Nope, keep working!
King Boo: So don’t delay, act now!
Doopliss: Supplies are running out!
Francis: Allow if you’re still alive!
Fawful: Six to eight to arrive!
Kamek: And if you follow there may, be a tomorrow but if
The Five: The offers shun, you might as well be walking on the sun!
Cackletta: Mmm, you guys keep singing your Smash Mouth while I continue working.
…
Cackletta: Finished, without them!
Fawful: Cackloser probably got every plate wrong.
Brett Favre: Here it goes!
…
Lemmy: And the flag is rising! Bosses somehow win immunity! Surfers, see you at your first Mass Massacre tonight!
>>Sea Surfers<<
Cortez: How could we loose?
Cheep Cheep: We had way smarter people than them!
JOHNNY: Ay lads, but everyone loses once in a while!
Lord Crump: Patriots don’t, dog.
Admiral Bobbery: Oh yeah, hah! The Giants won! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Rip Van Fish: Be quiet; everyone here is a Patriots fan.
Flavio: Except for JOHNNY, that stupid Packer fan!
JOHNNY: Hey, Packers are awesome!
Rip Van Fish: So, at least the Patriots don’t have a 50-year-old quarterback!
JOHNNY: He’s 39.
Cortez: Same difference. Besides, I like the Buccaneers!
Lord Crump: Yo JOHNNY, you know the 50, err, I mean, 39-year-old quarterback was just here, dude!
JOHNNY: Wow, and I didn’t even notice it.
Flavio: He’s a southern sped!
JOHNNY: Hey, I’m from the south!
Dolphin: Your point?
Cheep Cheep: Oh, and now he talks to make a wise comment.
Admiral Bobbery: You know everyone here except you and Flavio are from the south!
Dolphin: So Flavio must me a midwestern sped!
Flavio: Shut up! Go back to being silent!
Lord Crump: Yo, Packers and Buccaneers stink, dogs!
Cortez and JOHNNY: Hey, at least our teams lost to the team the beat the once undefeated Patriots!
Cheep Cheep: Give me one good reason!
Cortez: Guess who’s undefeated? Not the Patriots, I know that.
JOHNNY: Guess who won the Super Bowl? Not the Patriots, I know that.
Rip Van Fish: So? We got Randy Moss, the Packers and Buccaneers have no wide receivers!
JOHNNY: Have you ever heard of Donald Driver?
Cortez: Have you ever heard of Joey Galloway?
Admiral Bobbery: Have you ever heard of Plaxido Burres?
Lord Crump: Yo, we got Welker and Gaffney and Stallworth, but not Codwell, he stinks, man!
>>Mass Massacre<<
The Sea Surfers enter unfamiliar turf, as this is their first Mass Massacre.
Lemmy: Hello, once winners. How do you feel about loosing your first immunity challenge?
Cheep Cheep: Not as bad as I thought I would feel.
Lemmy: So, any statistic plans for tonight?
Rip Van Fish: We were supposed to make a strategy?
Lord Crump: Sorry dude, we were talking football, dog.
Admiral Bobbery: Yeah, I’m a Giants fan, JOHNNY is a Packers fan, Cortez is a Buccaneer fan, and everyone else is a Patriots fan.
Lemmy: Patriots stink; everyone knows the Dolphins are the best! Super Bowl, here we come!
Everyone: Ha, Dolphins win, that’s a good one!
Lemmy: Grr. Let’s just start this so I can finish having my dream when the Dolphins go 19-0. JOHNNY, go vote.
JOHNNY goes to
vote.
…
Cortez goes to
vote.
…
Admiral Bobbery
goes to vote.
…
Lord Crump goes
to vote.
Lord Crump, X-Naut
leader: Giants stink, dog! Not a good time to tell us you’re a fan, man!
Cheep Cheep goes
to vote.
…
Rip Van Fish goes
to vote.
…
Flavio goes to
vote.
Flavio, Treasure
Hunter: Go be a gangster and trouble maker somewhere else.
Dolphin goes to
vote.
…
Lemmy: I will go tally the votes.
…
Lemmy: I have the votes. Once the decision is final, you will be asked to get into the cannon so I can blast you off. I will read the votes. The first vote is for Dolphin. The next vote is for Admiral Bobbery.
Admiral Bobbery: What?!
Lemmy: Dolphin. That’s two votes Dolphin, one vote Admiral Bobbery. Another vote for Dolphin. The next one… goes to Lord Crump.
Lord Crump: Impossible, dog!
Lemmy: Three votes Dolphin, one Admiral Bobbery, and one Lord Crump.
A dramatic pause.
Lemmy: The first member voted off your mass is Dolphin. Dolphin, please hop in the cannon.
Dolphin: I hate you all!
Lemmy: Dolphin, the mass has spoken.
Dolphin crashes into the water and swims away mumbling swears.
Lemmy: Surfers, you will not be going back to camp. I have something special planned…
Who voted for
who?
JOHNNY: Dolphin
(annoying)
Cortez: Dolphin
(too much of a prankster)
Admiral Bobbery:
Dolphin (worst member)
Lord Crump: Admiral
Bobbery (Giants fan)
Cheep Cheep:
Dolphin (useless prankster)
Rip Van Fish:
Dolphin (good for nothing)
Flavio: Lord
Crump (sick of his gangster attitude)
Dolphin: Cheep
Cheep (first to accuse him)
Dolphin, Performer: This stinks! I did nothing wrong, just because Cheep Cheep is smart everyone listened to him and believed I was a bad person. I’m not, I can really be a nice guy, and I’m pretty upset I didn’t get a chance to prove it.
Lemmy: Ok, I’m going to give you a peak into what will happen next time, because our ratings are going down. Next time on Survivor:
The Sea Surfers get a pleasant surprise.
Lord Crump: Yo, this keeps on getting better and better, man! First Dolphin leaves, and now this, dude! I’m a shoe-in to go all the way, dog!
Can the Bosses pull off back to back wins?
Doopliss: Let’s go!
Kamek: Almost there!
Why are the Bosses starting to like Cackletta again?
Cackletta: I’m so glad I finally paid my dues, now the Ukiki is off my back.
Stay tuned to find out next time.