Honeyhive Galaxy:
Mario takes the Pull Star to a new galaxy.
Bee: The queen is itchy, Mandibugs have invaded the tower, and Big Bad Bugaboom is taking over!
Mario: What’s the good news? And it better not be about Geico!
Bee: I saved lots of money on my car insurance by switching to Allstate! Bet you thought I’d say Geico!
Mario: So what do I do?
Bee: The queen comes first!
Mario: Even though being itchy is nothing compared to an invasion?
Bee: Yep! Take this Bee Mushroom!
Mario eats it, and he gets a bee suit.
Mario: AAAHHH!!! NEW GENERATION FROG SUIT! THE HUMILIATION! IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME!
He gets down on the ground and rolls on the floor and rolls over the edge, and he finds himself flying towards a black hole. He then flies away accidentally and lands near the queen.
Mario: Okay, so maybe this isn’t as bad…
Queen Bee: I’m itchy!
Mario pulls out a bottle of talcum powder and swings it around, and the queen is covered.
Mario: There you go.
Queen Bee: What about the Star Chips?
Mario: Eat them or something! I don’t care!
She does, but then dies of Star Chip poisoning.
Luma: Now how will you get all the way up to that tree with the Toad Brigade on it that I don’t know about?
Mario: I can fly!
Luma: But the fly gauge!
Mario takes the fly gauge and throws it over the edge into the black hole. He flies up to the tree.
Leader: Hi, Mario! We’re the Toad Brigade! We left with Luigi, but he got lost! Take this Power Star!
He holds it up, and a charging Mandibug charges by and swipes it.
Mario: D’oh!
Mario follows it up to a tower, and it gets on a big Mandibug’s back.
Mario: No matter what, you’re still not a boss.
Mandibugs: You don’t have to rub it in!
They run away crying and Mario takes the Toad Brigade’s Power Star, and the one they already had.
Mario: Isn’t there supposed to be another one?
Luma: Big Bad Bugaboom has it!
Mario: Bugaboom? That sounds like something a three-year-old would come up with!
Mario flies up to the big platform planet and a giant, green Mandibug approaches.
Bugaboom: Diez! Zzzz..
Mario: Dies?
Bugaboom: Zno, Die! Zzzzi have trouzblez with Z! zZzz.
Bugaboom starts roaming around and Mario flies up and ground pounds on his back.
Bugaboom: OWZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
He starts flying around now and dropping bombs. Mario uses giant dandelions and lands on his back and ground pounds. Bugaboom gets madder and starts leaning a few times. But this is his undoing, as he flies into Lord Crump, who’s sent flying back into space, and Bugaboom lands in a black hole.
Bugaboom: ZO NOZZ! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-
He’s sucked up, but fortunately, Crump knocked the Power Star out of his pocket. Mario takes it. Unfortunately though, Bugaboom had chained the planet to his leg before the fight, and no one noticed. Bugaboom is climbing the chain out the black hole.
Luma: He doesn’t quit!
Bugaboom: PZAYBACKZZZZZ!!!Z
Bugaboom is halfway there when a blue comet flies by and destroys the chain. Bugaboom is sucked back up and can’t escape now. Mario flies to the crash site to see what’s going on. A blue Mario comes out.
Cosmic Mario: BWAHAHAHAHA! LET’S-A GO!
Mario: AAAAHHH!!! YOUR VOICE IS TOO ANNOYING!
After forcing Mario to remove the bee suit, the bees set up a race track for Mario and Cosmic Mario. Cosmic Mario gets a head start when he punches Mario in the gut during the beginning countdown.
Mario: amd^amd$%#amdamd%
P.T: Holy pie! Did someone actually swear in one of my stories?! … Hey, doesn’t that guy look a lot like Shadow Mario?
Lawyers in a spaceship: What?!
The lawyers in the spaceship fly and abduct Cosmic Mario to take him to court for plagiarizing Shadow Mario’s appearance and theme music. He gets sued by Shadow Mario, of course, and for having Shady Parakoopa’s table of contents idea stolen. He keeps the Power Star and doesn’t give it to Mario, until Mario beats him up, of course. Mario also gets one that Shady stole from Luigi. And I did NOT steal that from that Randomizer with the Zeo Axem Rangers and Power Rangers from Shadow Paper Mario 2. Seriously, I took the table of contents, no more! Oh yeah, and Yux for the role of Yux in Larry’s Adventure 2. And that jar of peanut butter. But that’s it!
Luma: That was weird.
Mario then heads back to the Observatory.