Chapter 4: The Battle of Yoshington
Mario, Lewis, Luigi, Wario, General Guy, Bowser, and Bowser Jr. were going to Lavalava Island, chasing Grodus and his army for revenge.
Mario: Now to get to Lavalava Island.
Bow, the owner of the Boo mansion just at the edge of Forever Forest, appeared with Bootler, her butler.
Bow: Mario, you want to go to Lavalava Island, correct?
Mario: Yes, why do you ask?
Bow: Because I was about to kill you for having a battle at Gusty Gulch, but Mr. Robot here stopped me.
Jr: Hey! You take that back!
Bow: Sorry. But I can get you there.
Mario: How?
Bow: Like this- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone except Bow and Bootler scream like little girls, and Bow slaps them so hard that they go flying and land on Lavalava Island, right in Yoshi Village.
Yoshi: Mario, can you guess why the kids aren’t here?
Mario: Why?
Yoshi: There’s a bunch of bad guys here in the jungle! Raphael the Raven got captured too!
Luigi: Sounds bad, but we can beat them, right guys?
Wario: Yeah, G-boy will learn his lesson crying to his mama!
General Guy: They will taste the power of my army!
Lewis: They’ll see my Kung Fu moves!
Bowser: Blecky boy will go down to the ground!
Jr: They’ll see a true artist when paint splatters in their faces.
Mario: We’ll beat ’em, guys!
All: Victory!!!
All get bazookas and other equipment for battle. General Guy whistles and a stampede of Shy Guys arrive.
General Guy: All right, my army, we must attack the X-Nauts!
The soldiers nod.
Lewis: Then what are you waiting for?
General Guy: CHARGE!!!
The army storms the jungle and shoots down X-Nauts.
Grodus: Great! Just the perfect time to be attacked!
Count Bleck: Attack, minons!
Lewis uses his Kung Fu on an Elite X-Naut, killing him. Wario fires at O’Chunks, hitting his shoulder.
O’Chunks: EY! Quit that, fat guy! I’ll get yeh!
Luigi fires at Dimentio but misses.
Dimentio: Ah Luigi, you can’t beat me. I will show you my fine Dimention D.
Dimentio tries to do it, but Luigi shoots him, making him angry.
Dimentio: Ah well, I will show you what I can do.
Jr. is fighting Mimi. Jr splats some paint in her face, Mimi then trannsform into Bowser Jr. and Jr. starts attacking Mimi as himself. Both splat paint in each other’s faces. But Jr. draws a bowl of goop and it drops on Mimi. The paint on them dries and both harden.
Meanwhile, General Guy is fighting more X-Nauts. His tank gets shot buy an X-Naut. But the Shy Guys chase the X-Nauts back to Yoshi Village.
Grodus and Bleck: We’ll beat you, Shy Guys! You may have beaten us, but the third time’s a charm.
Grodus, Bleck and his minions run away.
Wario: Serves those losers right!
Bowser: Yes. Run, losers, you’ll never beat us!
They go back to Yoshi Village.
Yoshi: You really beat them. They went to Star Hill, hurry there!
Yoshi joins them.
Mario: We need Bow to slap us there.
Bootler: Bow is busy, so I’ll slap you there.
Bootler slaps
them and they all land on Star Hill.
Chapter 5: The Battle of Star Hill
Lewis: That was awkward.
Yoshi: Tell me about it.
Jr: We have few fighters, and they have much more. We’ll be beat easily.
Luigi: I have a plan, don’t worry.
Hypnotized Goomba: Hey, it’s Mario and the Shy Guys .
Count Bleck: Attack!!!
Lewis kicks an X Naut and it faints. The cannons are fired and some Shy Guys shoot down some Elite X-Nauts. But the war goes on and a Shy Guy is hit.
Injured Shy Guy: Save me, Lewis! SAVE ME!!!
Lewis: Yes, Brother.
Luigi: That’s your brother?
Lewis: Yeah, he’s Marty, my older brother. He likes peanuts, and he’s two years older than me. Now I must work on him.
Lewis gives Marty a Life Shroom to keep him alive.
Marty: Thanks, Bro. I would have died if you weren’t there.
Yoshi enters the area.
Yoshi: Guys, we’re losing guys fast! We have only 500 men left.
General Guy: Hold on.
General Guy blasts a bomb at an X-Naut tank, blowing it up and evening out the soldiers. Suddenly a star falls on the crew.
General Guy: We surrender! You win this round, but only this round.
General Guy, Mario, Luigi, Lewis, Wario, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Yoshi, and the Shy Guys retreat.
Count Bleck: I knew we would win eventually.
Grodus: We need a place to stay for the winter.
Dimentio: Ah, my friends, why not go occupy Starborn Valley?
Mimi: Yeah. why not go there?
Count Bleck and Mimi flip to Starborn Valley, O’Chunks farts himself there and Dimentio disappears. Grodus and the X-Nauts walk there.
O’Chunks: Eh, we’re early. Let’s scare these folks out of here.
Mimi turns into her true form.
Mimi: BOOOOGIE BOOOGIE BOOOOO!!!
Star Kids: Run away! RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Frost T: Run! RUUUUUUUUUN AWAY!
Ninji: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
All the Ninjis and Toads run away.
Dimentio: We have scared everyone away.
Merle: Not me, Jester boy! I know Kung Fu!
Dimentio: Very well, I’ll show you my moves.
Dimentio plants a box on Merle.
Merle: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HEY! DON’T DO THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dimentio: Ciao!
The box explodes and Merle dies.
Dimentio: Now that’s everyone.
Grodus and the X-Nauts enter Starborn Valley.
Grodus: Did I miss anything?
Dimentio: Yes, why you did. I killed Merle.
Grodus: Good for
you, Dimentio, Now we can set up a lair here.
Chapter 6: The Sneak Attack at Starborn Valley
Mario and crew are in Toad Town reading the newspaper.
Raid in Starborn Valley. X-Nauts set up fort. Merle, Merlon’s son, was murdered by a jester. The Shy Guys are most likely to attack there next even after their defeat at Star Hill.
Luigi: Dimentio! That circus freak… We must go to Starborn Valley!
The group head down Toad Town sewers and go through the pipe to Shiver City.
Lewis: I was here not too long ago.
Bowser: It’s cold! I hate cold places.
Jr: I think we would be better off if Crystal King would help us.
Wario: Let’s go find Crystal King then.
Mario: Let’s go see the mayor first.
General Guy: Go ahead, we’ll wait for you at the edge of the city.
Mario: Ok.
Mario goes to the mayor’s house.
Mayor Penguin: Mario, long time, no see. What brings you to Shiver City?
Mario: I need to get to Starborn Valley.
MP: Ok, you need
the key because they set up a gate to keep you from getting there. You
need to get it from Crystal King.
I will allow
the guards to open the gate to Shiver Snowfield.
Mario: Thanks. We’ve got to go now.
Mario goes to the east side of the town.
Mario: Let’s go to Crystal Palace.
Mario and Co. go to Crystal Palace and get to Crystal King.
Crystal King: Bowser, my king! I will go with you.
Lewis: We need a key to the gate.
Crystal King: Sure, let’s go.
Mario: I know a plan. Since we’re outnumbered we’ll *umble mumble mumble*, Ok guys, got it?
Mario and Co. sneak underground and enter Starborn Valley, where everyone is asleep.
Mario: FIRE!!!
General Guy fires a cannon, waking the army.
Grodus; AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE WERE TRICKED! YOU’LL PAY, MARIO!!!
Count Bleck: It’s time for our new plan!
Both armies retreat.
Will the Shy Guys win the war? Find out next time.