Prologue: A Press On Idea!
One day in Dark Land, Bowser's guards had found a intruder.
Guard #1: Bowser, sir!
Bowser: SPEAK UP!!! (And be quick about it.)
Guard #2: We've found the intruder.
Intruder: Grrrr. I almost made it.
Bowser: Wart! You've betrayed me again.
Wart: I almost had you! And those little Koopalings. Grrrr. And I will get you and those rats!
Bowser: You'll catch a few rats, all right. GUARDS! BRING 'IM TO THE DUNGEON!!!
Guards: Yes sir!
Wart: I MUSTN'T LEAVE THE MISSION!!! I CAN'T GO TO THE DUNGEON!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Bowser Jr: (Mission? What's he talking about?)
Bowser: Arrgh.
Wendy: EEE!!!
Bowser: What?!
Bowser Jr: Oh no!
Lemmy: What happened?
Bowser Jr. runs into the room and sees a familiar figure.
Figure: MWAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Bowser Jr: What?
Figure: (Uh oh! I'd better escape!)
Bowser Jr: MOM! DAD! TATANGA KILLED WENDY!!!
Bowser: WHAT?! MY ONLY DAUGHTER'S BEEN MURDERED?!
Clawdia: (crying) NOOO!!! MY *sniff* ONLY DAUGHTER!!! *sniff*
Ludwig: Vait. I need to look at ze knife.
Lemmy: Wait... Uh oh! THERE'S NO WENDY!!!
Elsewhere...
Wendy: Yes! My Tatanga costume worked! Now I will make it to the expedition!
Susan: Coming, Wendy?
Wendy: Yep! I'm ready!
Back with the Koopa Family...
Larry: All I see is blood!
Ludwig: Bring some of zat blood.
Lemmy: All right.
In Ludwig's lab/room...
Ludwig: Hmm... I can't tell! Vait!
Lemmy: Whatta ya see?
Ludwig: Zees esn't blood! It's red paint!
Lemmy: Huh?
Ludwig: Vendy vasn't murdered! She pretended to be!
Lemmy bursts out of the room.
Lemmy: WENDY WASN'T MURDERED!!! SHE LEFT!!!
Bowser: And I
know where…!
Chapter 1: The Adventure
Last time...
Lemmy: WENDY WASN'T MURDERED!!! SHE LEFT!!!
Bowser: And I know where...!
Now...
Clawdia: Where'd she go?
Bowser: Well...
*Flashback* (This didn't happen in the story)
Susan: Wendy, do you wanna go on an adventure?
Wendy: Sure! Why not?
Susan: Go ask Uncle Bowser!
Wendy: Okay!
Wendy runs into Bowser's throne room.
Bowser: What is it?
Wendy: Can I go with Susan on an expedition?
Bowser: NO! You've gotten killed one time, I don't want you killed again!
Wendy: But, but...
Bowser: NO BUTS!!!
Wendy runs away crying.
*End Flashback*
Bowser Jr: What was the expedition about?
Bowser: She wanted to find the ancient king.
Bowser Jr: Hmm...
Bowser: What is it?
Bowser Jr: You know how Wart said he couldn't leave a mission?
Bowser: Yeah.
Bowser Jr: Maybe that's what he was talking about! He must have a copy of the map!
Bowser: He was holding a map... Go to the dungeon and get it from him.
Bowser Jr. runs to the dungeon.
Bowser Jr: (Which is the right cell?)
Wart: Erg.
Bowser Jr: (Aha!)
Wart: Is someone there?
Bowser Jr: Yes!
Wart: ERG!
Wart falls unconscious.
Bowser Jr: (Now to get that map!)
Bowser Jr. opens the cell and grabs the map. Unfortunately for him, he leaves the cell open- and Wart escapes!
Back with Susan and Wendy...
Wendy: Well, Susan, let-
Susan: WENDY! LOOK OUT!
Wendy: Hmm? EEK!!!
Wendy sees that Tatanga is attacking! Susan tries to push her out of the way, but it's too late! Wendy is kidnapped! Susan runs to find Bowser and the rest of the Koopalings, but, she's lost!
Back with Bowser Jr...
Bowser Jr: I have the map!
Bowser: Take two of your siblings!
Bowser Jr: I will!
Bowser Jr. decides to bring Lemmy and Larry.
Lemmy: Sure!
Larry: All right!
Lemmy: When do we leave?
Bowser Jr: As soon as we get packed.
Lemmy: All right...
Chapter 2
Lemmy: Well, it's about time to leave.
Bowser Jr: Yeah. I'm packed.
Larry: I've brought my lunch pack.
Bowser Jr: Let's leave.
Lemmy: One moment! I need to get my Freeze Gun and write a note!
Here's the note...
Dear family,
We are leaving to find Wendy and Susan. Bowser Jr. says that Uncle Wart is dead. By the way, Larry wants his plants taken care of. (DON'T LET ROY DO IT!!!) Bye!
Lemmy, Larry, and Bowser Jr
Bowser Jr: Let's go.
The next morning...
Ludwig: *yawn* Nice morn- VHAT'S ZEES NOTE?!
Ludwig reads the note.
Ludwig: MOM!!! DAD!!! LEMMY, LARRY, AND BOWSER JR. LEFT!!!
Bowser: *yawn* I know. I told them to. I'm going back to sleep. Zzz…
Ludwig: Vell, I'll get to vork.
Back with our heroes...
Lemmy: Where will we sleep?
Bowser Jr: I guess here.
Larry: I'll get firewood.
Lemmy: FIRE?! I'll sleep here then.
Lemmy walks 12 miles away.
Larry: Oh well.
Bowser Jr: *yawn* I'm tired.
Larry: Let's go to sleep.
Bowser Jr: Yeah.
???: Yah ha ha!!!
Koopalings: EEE!!!
???: I knew that you'd come here!
Larry: Uncle Wart!
Wart: Yeah. I thought everyone would come. But three's okay! Now you are going to a dungeon!
Koopalings: *gulp*
BATTLE START!!!
Wart: I think that you'll be PANKAKES!!!
Larry: I think YOU ARE OUTNUMBERED!!!
Bowser Jr: 1 vs 3 minigame! Whipee!
Wart: Well, I
guess it's my turn! FROGGY JUMP!!!
Bowser Jr HP:
10 - 1 = 9 HP total
Bowser Jr: My
turn! SHADOW MARIO!!!
Bowser Jr makes
Shadow Mario appear and attack.
Wart HP: 20 -
10 = 10 HP total
Lemmy: My turn,
now! FREEZE GUN!!!
Wart HP: Frozen
Larry: All right.
Here we go. WAND POWER!!!
Wart HP: Defeated
END O' BATTLE!!!
Wart: Uhhhh.
Larry: Got 'im for now!
Lemmy: *gulp* Looks like more people are coming!
Bowser Jr: Let's run!
With the people they saw...
??? #1: All right, Nick! We're here!
Nick: You're right, Jon!
Jon: Nick! Look!
Nick: DAD!!!
Jon: What happened?
Wart: Those Koopalings got me... Ugh...
Nick: C'mon! Let's take 'im to the Koopalistic Hospital!
Jon: All right!
Back with our heroes...
Larry: Where do we go next?
Bowser Jr: I see a jungle... Aha! It's the Yoshi jungle!
Lemmy: Oh, great. We have to go to Yoshi's Island?
Bowser Jr: Yep!
Larry: We need to find a boat or airplane.
Lemmy: There's an airport there!
Bowser Jr: Let's put on invisibility goggles!
Larry: None of us have any!
Bowser Jr: Aw man! This is harder than I thought!
Lemmy: I know!
Lemmy uses his wand to make three pairs of invisibility goggles.
Bowser Jr: C'mon!
They put on the goggles and climb onboard the airplane that will take them there.
Bowser Jr: This looks ok!
Larry: I'll sit here.
Lemmy: All right.
Bowser Jr: I'll put up a "Reserved" sign.
Airplane Announcer
Guy: We'll arrive any minute now!
Chapter 3
Bowser Jr: Didja hear that?
Larry: We're almost there!
Lemmy: That's good!
Bowser Jr. looks out the window.
Bowser Jr: *excited breath* I can see the island!
Lemmy: You're right!
Plane Announcer: We'll arrive there in a few minutes. Buckle up!
*click, click, click*
Bowser Jr: All ready!
*oooo*
Yoshis: Plane here! Plane here!
Passengers: Hey, guys!
Bowser Jr: C'mon! We need to find that jungle!
Larry: There it is! Let's go that way!
Dark Yoshi: (Those Koopalings should be here by now!)
Lemmy: (Now, what's Dark Yoshi doing?)
Larry: (Huh? Why is he here?)
Bowser Jr: (Dark Yoshi?)
Dark Yoshi: Aha! There you are!
Bowser Jr: I think he's against us!
Koopalings: *gulp*
Dark Yoshi: You've gotta gimme that map! You'll not ever get to Tatanga's- Uh oh!
Larry: So Tatanga did kidnap Wendy!
Dark Yoshi: Yeah! I mean, no!
Bowser Jr: Let's get 'im, guys!
BOSS BATTLE!!!
Dark Yoshi: C'mon, guys! I can't fight alone!
Dark Yellow: Comin'!
Dark Blue: Ya have ta wait on us!
Bowser Jr: A three vs three? Aw man! I wanted to have a better chance!
Larry: C'mon! I'll attack first!
Bowser Jr: Okay.
Larry: PIRANHA
POWER!!!
A purple Poison
Piranha appears.
Dark Yoshi HP:
200 - 500 = -300
Dark Yoshi: You... must... destroy... 'em... boys... Uhhh...
Dark Blue and Yellow: MASTER!!! You'll pay for this!
Bowser Jr: PAINTBRUSH
POWER!!!
Dark Blue HP:
100 - 200 = -100
Dark Blue: Uhhh...
Dark Yellow: ARGH!!! I TOLD YOU YOU'D PAY FOR THAT!!! AND NOW IT'S GONNA BE WORSE!!!
Dark Yellow uses a Super Duper Mushroom and grows 100 feet tall.
Ultra Dark Yellow: YOU'LL NEVER DESTROY ME NOW!!!
Bowser Jr: *gulp* Maybe he's right!
Larry: HP Check!
Ultra Dark Yellow
HP: 1,000
Lemmy: Yipe! That's bad!
Larry: (I know!
Invisi-Goggles!)
Larry, Lemmy,
and Bowser Jr. disappear.
Bowser Jr: Huh?
Lemmy: Why'd you do that?
Larry: He'll try to attack us, but attack the ground and get rid of all the HP he has!
Ultra Dark Yellow: HMM? YOU'RE HERE! NO, HERE! NO, HERE! NO, HERE!
Larry: Heh heh heh.
Ultra Dark Yellow: UHHH...
Lemmy: We did it!
Koopalings: Yeah! Yippee! Wahoo!
END BOSS BATTLE!!!
Dark Yoshis: Uhhh... Never... mind... the... map... Tatanga's... idea... knocked... us... ou- Uhhh...
Larry: Well, we
need to get to that jungle!
Chapter 4
Bowser Jr: *gulp* We're here!
Larry: It's spooky!
Lemmy: What happened here?
??? #0: Yah ha ha!
??? #1: You leave my dad alone!
??? #2: You'll pay for knocking him out!
Bowser Jr: Nick?
Larry: Jon?
Lemmy: Uncle Wart?
Jon: It's us. And do we have revenge for you.
Nick: You messed with our dad, so we messed with yours.
Larry: What didja do with King Dad?
Lemmy: Where is he?
Jon: Heh heh. We have 'im in a safe place. FOR A RAT!!!
Lemmy: Oh, no! The dungeon!
Nick: Yeah! He won't be back for a while. Ha ha!
Wart: Get 'em, boys!
BATTLE!!!
Larry: You won't get us this time either, Uncle Wart!
Lemmy: Yeah! You're OUT.
Wart: You rats are losing with <i>my</i> sons on the job!
Jon: 'Cause I'm first!
Larry: THAT'S bad.
Jon: FIRE!!!
Jon gets his gun
and shoots.
Larry HP: 19
- 10 = 9
*beep, beep*
Larry: I'm low
on HP!
Nick: Darkness
Wave!
Larry HP: 9 -
10 = - 1
Larry: Uhhh...
Lemmy and Bowser Jr: LARRY! You'll pay for that!
Wart: Oh, yeah?
Well, take this! BROS. ATTACK!!!
Wart hops on
Nick and they hop on Jon, then do a triple flip, and land on BJ (Bowser
Jr).
BJ HP: 10 - 10
= 0
BJ: Uhhh...
Lemmy: I SAID YOU'D PAY FOR THAT!!!
Nick: Maybe that wasn't a good idea.
Jon: C'mon.
Nick and Jon walk over to Lemmy.
Wart: Come back here, kids!
Jon: No way, Dad. We aren't fighting our cousin anymore!
Nick: Yeah. And you're not gettin' us back, either.
Lemmy: I know what to do! Listen...
Nick: Cool!
Lemmy: And...
Jon: Nice!
Lemmy: Then...
Nick and Jon: Got it!
Lemmy: Let's do it!
Nick: C'mon!
Lemmy uses his wand and he, Nick, and Jon become King Dark Koopa.
Dark: NoW wHo WiLl WiN?
Wart: *gulp* Uh...
Dark: ToO lAtE.
JuMp!
Wart HP: 100
HP – 100,000 = UNKNOWN
Wart: AHH!!!
Wart gets sucked into a black hole.
Dark: We wIn!!!
END BATTLE!!!
Nick: We're sorry we were against you. Will you forgive us?
Larry: Sure!
Nick: Thanks! Here, take this.
You got Nick and Jon Badge.
Nick: In battle, you can use it and we'll attack. When not in battle, you can use it and we'll come and you can be King Dark Koopa.
Jon: See ya!
Nick and Jon run away.
Bowser Jr: Let's
go!
Chapter 5
Bowser Jr: Hey, whatta we do now?
Larry: You've got the map.
Lemmy: He gave it to me.
Larry: Oh. Well, where do we go?
Lemmy: There's a house with a ball on top of it.
Bowser Jr: Klint Koopa! The legendary fortune teller!
Larry: He's 10,000!
Bowser Jr: A ghost!
Lemmy: Dry Bones!
???: FoLlOw My VoIcE... yOu WiLl FiNd Me...
Koopalings: AHHHH!
???: It'S mE... KlInT...
Luigi's Mansion music plays.
Bowser Jr: C'mon.
The Fearsome Three (as I will call them) walk slowly after the voice of Klint. A green Bulky Bob-omb runs into their way.
Peanut: STOP THE MUSIC!
The music stops.
Peanut: BAM! You've made BAM the worst mistake BAM ever.
Larry: If you're Peanut, then who's writing the story?
Peanut: I got Bub from Paper Mario 2: The Thousand-Year Door to write for me. BAM!
Boss music plays.
Peanut: Heh heh. I've got a few tricks up my fuse.
Larry: HA HA! That's funny! Is it a joke?
Peanut: NO! It's BAM not! BAM I really BAM have a few tricks BAM!
Bub: Is it your turn yet, Peanut?
Peanut: Not BAM yet! Lemme BAM deal with BAM these guys BAM!
Bub: Ha ha! You're funny!
Peanut: GRRR!
Bub: EI!
Bub runs away.
Peanut: IT'S BAM ABOUT BAM TIME!!! YOU'RE BAM FIRED!
Bub: Aw.
Bub sadly walks away.
Peanut: (Maybe Pine T. Jr. can help me.) PINE T. JR!!! COME HERE!!! I CAN MAKE YOU, YOU KNOW!!!
Peanut writes something into the story that looks like this:
Pine T. Jr appears.
Pine T. Jr: Aw. What do you want?
Peanut: Write the story for me BAM. NOW!!!
Pine T. Jr: EI!!!
Pine T. Jr writes as fast as he can.
PEANUT: THANKBAMYOU.CANBAMYOUQUITYPINGSOQUICKLY,THOUGH?
Pine T. Jr slows down.
Peanut: *p h e w* B A M . Y o u ' r e B A M t y p i n g B A M t o s l o w.
Pine T. Jr. types a little quicker.
Peanut: Yay! BAM!
Larry: Huh?
Lemmy: That's weird.
Bowser Jr: I don't understand.
Peanut: (Hmm... Okay, NOW!)
Peanut runs forward
and knocks Larry out.
[Larry HP: 10
- 2 = 8]
Peanut: Touche!
Larry: Touche yourself!
Larry uses an
apple that appeared out of nowhere.
Peanut: OWWWWWWWW!!!
THAT BAM HURT!!!
[Peanut HP: 100
- 100 = gave up (you know I wouldn't let myself be killed! :0)]
Peanut: All right. I give up.
The boss music ends and Luigi's Mansion music starts up again.
Larry: Let's keep going.
The Fearsome Three keep going.
Bowser Jr: A house?
Klint: WeLcOmE...
Lemmy: Hi!
Klint: I wIlL tElL yOu ThE fUtUrE...
Bowser Jr: What's that?
Klint: YoU... gRoWn...
Bowser Jr: Focus it.
Klint: HeRe YoU gO...
Bowser Jr: ! That's Ludwig!
Klint: No... YoU...
Lemmy: That means...
Chapter 6
A while later, with Peanut...
Peanut: ARGH! BAM how can those BAM guys defeat me, BAM but not Mario BAM? IT'S NO BAM FAIR!!! BAM!
Tatanga: Who are YOU?
Peanut: Peanut. Peanut Bull Bomb.
Tatanga: (Maybe, just maybe, Peanut will join me.)
Peanut: What were ya thinkin' about, BAM?
Tatanga: Eh, just wondering if you'd join me. (He must be Mario's buddy!)
Peanut: Would it help me defeat those Koopas?
Tatanga: Eh... Sure!
Peanut: Will I go against Mario?
Tatanga: Um... No, not really...
Peanut: BAM Okay then BAM!
Peanut leaves.
Peanut: (Hmm... Was I right to do that? He sounded like he wasn't sure...)
Back with our heroes...
Bowser Jr: I'm... Baby... Ludwig...?
Lemmy: We need to go to... ICE CREAM ISLAND!!! YUMMY!!! GIMME ICE CREAM!!!
Bowser Jr: Do I remember that from somewhere?
Larry: Hmm...
Eh... I think you mean from the minigame called Coney Island?
Lemmy: YEAH!!! ICE CREAM!!!
Larry: QUIET, LEMMY!!!
Lemmy: Sorry.
Bowser Jr: Say that again.
I THINK YOU MEAN THE MINIGAME CONEY ISLAND!!!
Bowser Jr: Gotcha!
Lemmy: LET'S JUST GO!
Bowser Jr. and Larry: OKAY!
100(???) minutes later... (Actually 24 hours later...)
Bowser Jr: Are we there?!
Lemmy: (I hope so!)
Larry: Um... Yeah... I think so...
Lemmy: Lemme see!
Lemmy grabbed some ground and ate it.
Lemmy: Yummy! We're here!
Larry: (Ugh. Why does he WANT ICE CREAM SO MUCH?!)
Lemmy: (Barney Ice Cream song tune): Icy creamy ice cream, gold and sweet. Icy creamy ice cream, can't be beat! Icy creamy...
Larry: (O-kay. He's weird... right now...)
And with Mario...
Mario: Luigi-a! Come here-a!
Luigi: What-a?
Mario: I-a have a-a new movie-a!
Luigi: What-a?
Mario: Indiana Jones!
Luigi: Cool-a!
Mario: Want-a to watch-a it?
Luigi: Sure-a!
TV time!
We won't show you the movie.
You: Aw. Why not?
It's too long.
You: I wanna see!
TOO BAD!!! YOU CAN'T! I'LL TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE MOVIE, THOUGH!
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark.
You: Thank you.
Lemmy: Hmm... Wait!
You: I thought we were with Mario!
WE ARE!!!
You: Then why is Lemmy in this place?
JUST LISTEN!!!
Mario: Hmm-a? Luigi-a! Did-a you hear-a that?
Luigi: Yes-a! Who-a was it-a?
Koopalings: *gulp*
Mario: Lemmy-a, Larry, and-a Bowser Jr-a! Oh-a no!
BATTLE!!!
Mario: You-a will fail-a!
Luigi: Yeah-a!
Lemmy: HP check!
[Mario HP: 10] [Luigi HP: 10]
Larry: 20 HP total!
Bowser: Children! Children!
Koopalings: Huh?
Bowser: You can now use FP!
Larry: What's that?
Bowser: There are special attacks that need FP! You can now use them!
Luigi: Explain to them already!
Bowser: There are some badges you need for this. Here! Take this!
You got the color changing badge.
Bowser: You need 4 FP for this! Go on and put it on! Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr: Yes?
Bowser: You can now become RED K. KID.
Red K. Kid: Cool!
Bowser: Larry!
Larry: Yeah?
Bowser: You can become BLUE K. KID.
Blue K. Kid: Nice!
Bowser: Lemmy!
Lemmy: Am I GREEN K. KID?
Bowser: Yes!
Green K. Kid: All right!
Author's Note: Red, Blue, and Green K. Kid are the Bowser look-a-likes from Mario Party 5.
You (for a while) lost 4 FP.
Bowser: When you take your badge off, you'll get your 4 FP back!
K. Kids: Gotcha!
Bowser: See ya!
Bowser disappears.
Mario: Let's-a fight!
Luigi: Yeah-a! We-a need to-a fight!
Clawdia: Wait!
Mario Bros: Aw-a.
Clawdia: There are special attacks called Bros. Attacks! They might have a few! But, unfortunately, I can't give you any. Just check!
[Luigi Bros. Attack: Smash Bros] [Mario Bros. Attack: Turn Bros]
Red K. Kid: All right! Let's go!
Blue K. Kid: SHELL SPIN!!!
Blue K. Kid rolls into his shell and
attacks the Marios.
Green K. Kid: GROUND POUND!!!
Green K. Kid jumps into the air and
tumbles onto Mario.
[Mario HP: 10 - 3 - 7 = 0]
Mario: Mammamia...
Luigi: Mario-a! Hey-a! Don't-a mess with-a my bro-a!
Red K. Kid: JUMP!
Red K. Kid jumps onto Luigi.
[Luigi HP: 10 - 2 = 8]
???#1 and ???#2: We'll get it done for ya!
K. Kids: Nick! Jon!
Nick: DARK WAVE!!!
[Luigi HP: 8 - 3 = 5]
Jon: GUN POWER!!!
[Luigi HP: 5 - 5 = 0]
Luigi: Mammamia...
Koopalings (including Nick and Jon): YAHOO!!!
END BATTLE!!!
You got 19cs (coins).
Nick and Jon: Bye!
Koopalings: Bye!
(Author's Note: They're only the K. Kids in battle.)
Jorge: COINIES!
Larry: These are our coins and you’re not gettin' 'em!
Jorge: Alrighty. Here, have this.
You got the Jorge badge.
(Author's Note: Jorge is a Gloomba.)
You got 7 tattles. (You probably know these from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.)
Lemmy: Now we go to... Ice Land! Yeah!
Larry: Wait! That's Ice Land from Dream Land!
Lemmy: Aw.
Kirby appears.
Kirby: Follow me if you wanna go there!
Koopalings: O-kay...
Kirby: Whee!
Larry: Um... We're not moving.
Kirby: You go to sleep!
Koopalings: Oooh.
The Fearsome Three go to sleep.
Kirby: All right! Here we go!
Wispy Woods: You’re goin' nowhere!
Kirby: Wispy Woods!
Wispy: C'mon! Fight me already!
BATTLE TIME!!!
Wispy: All right! We're mad here! Right?
Red K. Kid: Yeah. Right. HELLOOOO? DO WE SOUND MAD?
Blue K. Kid: Do you have hearing problems?
Wispy: No.
Kirby: Hah! Right!
Green K. Kid: JUMP!!!
Green K. Kid jumps on Wispy.
[Wispy HP: 29 - 10 = 19]
Wispy: Yeesh! What's wrong? I wanna go first!
Red K. Kid: SHELL SPIN!!!
[Wispy HP: 19 - 0 = 19]
Wispy: Hah!
Blue K. Kid: (Invisi-goggles!)
Invisible. Some attacks might miss.
Kirby: Suck!
Kirby inhales Wispy and spits him out
again.
[Wispy HP 19 - 10 = 9]
Wispy: APPLE POWER!!!
Wispy throws apples and the (now) Fearsome
Four throw them back.
[Wispy HP: 9 - 9 = 0]
Wispy: NOOOO!!!
Fearsome Four: YEAH!!!
END BATTLE!!!
Kirby: Bye bye, Bad Guy!
Wispy: Hmph! I'll get you some day!
Kirby: Pah! Right!
King Dedede: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Kirby: Wrong game.
King Dedede: Aw man!
King Dedede leaves.
Kirby: C'mon! It's this way!
24 hours later…
Lemmy: There yet?
Kirby: Yep!
Tatanga: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Fearsome Four: Yipe!
Peanut: HEH HEH!!!
Larry: But, Peanut-
Peanut: NO BUTS!
Lemmy: It's really important!
Peanut: Fine BAM!
Larry: Tatanga's against Mario!
Peanut: WHAT?!
Koopalings: Really.
Tatanga: They're lying!
Peanut: TOO BAD BAM!!! I QUIT!!!
Tatanga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Tatanga runs away.
A few minutes later...
Larry: Hey! What's Susan doing here?
Susan: *sniff* Hi, *sniffle* guys. *sniff*
Lemmy: What's wrong?
Susan: *sniff* Wendy's been *sniffle* kidnapped!
Koopalings: OH NO!
Susan: Tatanga has *sniff* her! *sniffle*
Lemmy: Why didn't you go home?
Susan: I got *sniff* lost! *sniffle*
Lemmy: We'll help you! Right guys?
Kirby, Larry, and Bowser Jr: Sure!
Susan: Thanks!
Susan hugs Lemmy.
Susan: Here, take this in return.
You got the Susan Badge!
Susan: You can use it anytime you need me!
Fearsome Four: Bye!
Susan: See ya later!
Chapter 7: A Few More Badges.
Lemmy: All right. We've passed the Yoshi Jungle, and a lot more, but where's the treasure?
Larry: I know! SUSAN BADGE!
Susan appears out of nowhere.
Susan: What do you need?
Lemmy: Can you study this map?
Susan: Sure! Hmm...
A while later...
Susan: It seems that the treasure is right here.
Lemmy: At that castle?
Susan: Yep!
Lemmy: What castle is it?
Susan: I think Salvo's.
Lemmy: Salvo the Slime?!
Susan: Yep!
Lemmy: Aw man! Not Yoshi's Island again!
Susan: I'm afraid so.
Lemmy: Thanks! That's all we needed!
Susan: Bye!
Susan disappears into nothingness.
Lemmy: C'mon, guys!
The Fearsome Four walk away.
A few minutes later...
Lemmy: Hey! What's this?
Lemmy picks up something that looks like a Mailbox SP. Bowser appears.
Bowser: Congratulations, Lemmy! You collected the Mailbox SP!
Lemmy: Cool!
Bowser: You'll get mail on it!
Lemmy: I think I just got some!
Bowser: Read it!
Dear Lemmy,
I've been missing you so much! When are you coming back?
Iggy
Lemmy: Um... I think I know how it works now! Thanks, Dad!
Bowser: Bye!
Bowser disappears.
Lemmy: All right! Let's-a go!
Larry: Um... Let's go.
Bowser Jr: CAN I TALK NOW, AUTHOR?
All right. Geez.
Bowser Jr: Yay!
*beep, beep*
Lemmy: We have mail!
Dear Bowser Jr,
Did you know I vas you, grown up?
Ludwig
Bowser reappears.
Bowser: You can write mail too! Here, I'll show you!
Lemmy: All right!
Dear Iggy,
I've missed you too! I'm coming back soon!
With love,
from Lemmy
Bowser: Want me to send it?
Lemmy: Sure!
Mailbox SP: Message Sent.
Bowser disappears again.
Lemmy: Let's go!
A few minutes later...
???: Mwahahahaha!
Fearsome Four: Oh no!